Game Fails: Skyrim "Ok, now you're just showing off"

[tv16bit]

hop up in the sky, turn my swag on.

[TehCakeIzALie1]

He was probably lagging. Dragons have terrible internet connection.

[su1cid4lpanda69]

dragon : oh shit tht weed was sick

human : am i on shrooms

air: i didnt goto yale for this

[kansasboy71]

Thats not falling its he's clearly swimming...in the air

[KidCoolio]

*You are over-encumbered*

Dragon: "What? What could possibly be weighing me down!

Me: "Maybe it's the multiple arrows I have shot into you, plus the fact you're made of dragon scales and bones?"

Dragon: "...Oh ya..."

[TheDanielpf1]

bet he was sleeping

[TheSubterfugeProject]

DAMN LAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1337

[jakewalker1999]

this looked like somethingout of a michal bay movie without explosions

[Bubblizm]

He was checking his message inbox, OBVIOUSLY!

[strykertron232]

out of gas

[VampiricDreaming]

Dragon accidentally hit the arrow time button?

[tangerineskickass]

girl look at my body ahh

[destroyerdogRX78]

That dragon is now 20% cooler.

[TheCommenter1337]

acient dragon more like matrix dragon

[strykertron232]

outta gas

[Omega3AcidCF]

@strykertron232 wait. that's not how it works. *pulls up*

[Grievous04]

Foolish dragon! That's not how you use 'slow time'.

[silentkiller102]

I guess the Dragonborn isn't the only one that can become over-encumbered.

[ODSTOTTER]

Slow motion lasts until you look down so don't look down.

HE FALLOWED INSTRUCTIONS D:<

[mrfreshestaround]

@ODSTOTTER U KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!

[TheSarcasticChicken2]

has anyone encountered the most powerful dragon in the game. if so please put it up here. i would but i have no way to record it. the dovahkin can do nothing to hurt the LAG DRAGON!

[MrTypischTimo]

Air brakes....CHECK!

[ravendethshadow]

Dragons too, have discovered the horrors of the "you are over-encumbered" message.

[XDNighthawkXD]

@ravendethshadow They do have alot of dragon bones in there inventory lol

[ndup89]

Like a Boss!

[sandgfilms]

just like a zeplin

[ViperXLS]

Neo is... is that you?

[ViperXLS]

skyrim matrix style.

[GangsterHutterite]

Gravity?

Bitch, I'm a moondragon.

[Masters1452]

Dragon: FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

[Calebgotsvids]

Look ma, no gravity

[jo34j]

"What is this gravity you speak of?"

[Waffleman247z]

SLOW MOTION LASTS TILL YOU LOOK DOWN SO DONT LOOK DOOWWWNNN!

[aleth155]

@Waffleman247z I believe the dragon is looking down throughout the entire thing.

[danno461]

@aleth155 what he said was a reference from Tobuscus XD

[aleth155]

@danno461 Yes. I know. That doesn't make it any less of a stupid reference.

[NoobThePro]

@aleth155 don't mess with the spread of Tobuscus. Soon he will domiante the youtubes!!!!

[SpitFire301]

@awsomosaurus995 I'd like to see YOU try lugging around a full dragon skeleton at 15lbs a bone

[1534015]

Slow motion lasts till you look down. Simple.

That dragon didn't look down.

[jay4gamers1]

Ok heres my "Dramatic" Flying

"Chariots of Fire Plays"

[geico300]

@jay4gamers1 Haha i had to look up the song :D ...Nice

[jay4gamers1]

@geico300 it works XD

[KenjitheSwift15]

happens all the time in skyrim

[boldbulkhead]

Time warp: Blood dragon!

[LattWest]

THAT WASN'T FLYING......It was falling with style

[MrDarlinator]

Dr. who aint got shit on this

he got a time machine, i got no gravity beotch

[zenos02]

falling with style

[FreakinThunderPony]

Is it just me or does that dragon sound like chewbacca?

[Lordofskuzz]

This video brought to you by: The Slow Mo Guys.

[666superkitty]

They see me rollin...they be hatin!

[xxxnolimit23xxx]

muuusssttttt diiiiiieeeee drraaaammmmaaaaatttttiiiicccal­llllyyyyyy slloooooowwwwww.

[hordeXwarXmachine]

Yo man got directions *you shoot arrows* god all i asked for was directions *he starts to go slowmo* wth was in those arrows *he goes back up* COOKIE ARROWS? I WANT ONE

[maxmeytard]

slowmo!)

[IamDuhmb]

Dragon: Whattt tttthe fffuck diiid iii just smoookkee

[Kurayami111]

@IamDuhmb That wasnt a corn feild you burned down dude =D lol

[dragonheart967]

@IamDuhmb He ate a hippie.

[Nightpacer1]

Y U NO UNO

[Treesareawesome100]

On the bright side, easy way to level up your archery

[SimonAndAndyTv]

they see me floating they hating

[zztopandahalf]

@SimonAndAndyTv Just bowing and trying to catch me flyin dirty

[wolf96781]

i know how he did it, in the game there is a special poison that makes targets run at 50% speed so he must've shot mister slow mo with it

[slyhunter38]

@wolf96781 If I remember correctly, Dragons are immune to poison. I might be wrong, though.

[SpiritJaivyn]

@wolf96781 No, this is a bug where dragons just fly like this.

[IceGuadian]

DAM NATURE YOU SCARY

[TheNoxicus]

1. Mute and play this video

2. Play /watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s in an another tab

3. LOL

[Jac0bBau3r1995]

Physics? HA!

[AydenMize]

That's slow motion.

[MrDamonSnow]

had this happen to me too, except he was dead while doing the matrix...then finaly crashed and died.

[TheJBtron]

"im a dragon, i can do whatever the fuck i want"

[Novashank]

THAT DRAGN IS A MAJR HAXR!!!

[Ondori412]

It honestly looks like it's miles away in the distance and it's just really, really fucking big. and that's terrifying

[MLGExileJames]

Dragon: "Gravity? what is this gravity you speak of?"

[solo364]

Just use dragonrend d:

[Tdick72]

he used to fly normal, but then he took an arrow in the knee

[XBOXBossman]

Esbern: "I need some help with this one!"

[SwB129]

he needs his 5 hour energy to get rid of that 2:30 feeling

[MrTypischTimo]

Airbreakes. CHECK!

[TheRedMan2550]

I didn't understand what I was watching until the dragon suddenly pulled up.

Then I started laughing.

[MegaProRacer]

overcucumbered

[gr44terminator]

this happens while Daphne and Esbern are travelling through the forsworn camps. That dragon always does that......freaking showoff I say.

[TheKilogram1000]

Don't miss. The world will laugh at you

[awsomosaurus995]

"You are carrying to much to be able to run"

[Pustimes2ispi]

@awsomosaurus995 *to fly

[senorguy]

@awsomosaurus995 "You Are Over-Encumbered."

[NotThatGuy523]

@awsomosaurus995 no it should be "You are carrying to much to be able to fly"

[xXPurplePickXx]

@awsomosaurus995 It's funny because you got 300 thumbs up !

[TrolololGundam]

The dragon was like "Screw gravity"

[truth383]

@TrolololGundam "screw gravity, i mastered the art of levitation."

[dragonheart967]

@truth383 I miss the levitate spell.

[TheKilogram1000]

Oh no! the dragon is coming at me, well, looks like i got some time to kill

[guigasmattos]

SOPA BANNED IS FLYING ABILITY

[1981mrweirdo]

inception :)



[beast8003]

he just got done watching matrix

[BlimBlamer]

He's carring to much stuff on him xD

[FeroxTheMightyena]

Epic slo-mo dive and swoop is epic.

[klawzilla]

Esbern and Delphine :P

[BaBaBubz]

The comments on these videos are almost funnier than the video itself

[0IIIIII]

Cool, 301st comment, right here.

[spencertheheghog]

UMAD GRAVITY?!?!?

[DerKreuzitter]

"Hey! We agreed this fight would be cooler in slo-mo!"

[2011kittens]

XD

[DaFluffyThing]

somebody was watching too much matrix...

[Alexiandro0]

Goddamnit, Esbern..

[PowerArmorV113]

The Toyota Hylux D.....

[SuperSambo1234]

You are carrying too much to be able to fly

[Aerovyn]

entering bullet time.

[ZionAxis]

Looks like the lag doesn't only affect the Dragonborn.

[tharalter]

*bugs bunny voice* myea waddya know? outta gas

[jetscookie]

DOWN WITH SOPA

[GoverningNick]

the martrix, anyone

[Zarzarcon]

EPIIIIIIC SLOOOOOW FAAAAALL!!

[motoharux]

is a lag dragon

[xdrummer2010x]

Hoping to avoid the arrows, the Drangon entered 'bullet-mode' (or shall we say 'arrow-mode') but, unfortunately for him, no one else did.

[gtaclevelandcity]

Would you look at that, ran out of gas.

[vampxbox2]

Dragon: oh god im gonna crash i feel like the guy on the slow mobile

Guy: you a fucking dragon

Dragon: Right dragon, ah my skill is all dry and scalee. off to the shops.

Guy: i would gladly take an arrow to the knee now.

[AllExpensesPayed]

I used to make arrow to the knee comments..... but then i took a SOPA to the knee.....

[AlexMercerConsumptio]

i used to shoot dragons like you, but then i took a rocket ti the knee

[TheBronxShogun]

And I'm Freeeeeee! Free Falling!

[JoninJordan]

"Slowww motionnnn , lets see that, in instant replay!"

[hitmehihitmelow]

Man thats fucked up -____- The dragons on my Skyrim go fast as hell and dont slow down while there going down-.-



[Skinnypumba1]

theres a time to say an arrow to the knee joke and that time is NEVER

[IamDuhmb]

I use to be able to fly like that,till i took a arrow to the knee

[TheJaffacakemadness]

@IamDuhmb i cant beleive you think that is even a good joke you arsewipe!

[IamDuhmb]

@TheJaffacakemadness

Cool. I dont care hoe.

[PianoPwner21]

@IamDuhmb I presume you mean ho, a synonym for whore, rather than hoe, a gardening tool.

[IamDuhmb]

@PianoPwner21

you presumed correct, smartass.

[PianoPwner21]

@IamDuhmb I really don't see how that's an insult.

[RobNttBob]

@PianoPwner21 Can't you see he's duhmb? :D

[IamDuhmb]

@RobNttBob

Dumb does not equal stupid like you my dear friend.

Dumb = Mute

I am quiet. Smartass.

[RobNttBob]

@IamDuhmb I never said you were dumb, but if you feel like you may be then that's personal my friend. I only said "Can't you see he's duhmb" as a joke, not literally calling you dumb. Hence the spelling is the same as your username. Dumb can also mean stupid, lacking intelligence or good judgement. You're a moron, but it's okay, I don't blame you. You've probably never picked up a dictionary in your life. By the way, the other spelling is "duhm" not "duhmb". You're such a dumbass, it's terrible.

[IamDuhmb]

@RobNttBob

If you meant it as a joke, why are you smashing your balls over my response then. The stupidity of some people these days.

For your "Never picked up a dictionary" joke, I scored a 31 on my ACT which is 5 points away from a perfect score. So I am pretty sure I am smarter than your stupid ass. Dumb as in dumbfounded is mute or speechless, have you ever picked up a dictionary? You are using slang, and slang isnt in the dictionary. Iamdumb was taken so i used IamDuhmb.;)

[RobNttBob]

@IamDuhmb You decided to get hostile and try to be smart but it didn't work out. That's why I'm smashing my balls over your response. I don't care what you scored on your ACT and honestly, I don't care what you have to say. You've been diagnosed a moron, simple. Don't try to be smart and continue an argument that you can't win. There's more than one definition for "dumb" but once gain, if you had ever picked a dictionary you'd know that.

[IamDuhmb]

@RobNttBob

Oh and let me add.

Your a fucking mindless idiot.

[RobNttBob]

@IamDuhmb Don't you mean "you're a fucking mindless idiot"? You scored a 31 on the ACT but you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"? That's absolutely ridiculous, you must be a highschool student, what are they teaching you kids now days? Nevertheless you've proven yourself to be a moron once again. My grammar isn't perfect but that's basic, I learned that in first grade I believe.

[RobNttBob]

@IamDuhmb Oh and let me add.

You also didn't know the difference between a "hoe" and "ho", but alas, you were high at the time correct? What kind of questions were on that ACT anyway? Must have been that RACT (remedial act), Hahahaha!, I crack myself up off of morons like you. And I don't have to be "high" or "drunk" to do it hahaha! I'm on a role tonight. I can't wait to see how you reply if you decide to do so!

[IamDuhmb]

@RobNttBob

LMAO! Look at this guy. Did you have fun typing all those comments. LOL

Some people have too much time.

I don't really care about my grammar, on youtube. Either way, your a bitch. BTW, I am hung over ;)

Just stop lol. Wasting your time, trying to offend me. Last night, I partied, and the night before that. Last night you smashed your balls on youtube. Im living a good life. So, gtfo.

[RobNttBob]

@IamDuhmb I did, I had a whole hell of alot of fun trolling you. Don't you mean "you're a bitch"? Lol! You really don't know the difference, you're such a moron it's not even funny. I'm not "trying" to offend you I "am" offending you, if I wasn't then you'd have never replied in the first place. Why don't you stop being an idiot on Youtube and live that good life of yours kid. You've lost, you completely abandoned the initial argument, you have nothing left to say.

[IamDuhmb]

@RobNttBob

I started to read your comment, and realized it was pointless. You clearly, started this argument. I apologized to the other guy, even though he should've. You are a class 'A' moron for continuing to reply to my comments. If you want to be the true 'Victor' of this pointless argument, you will shut the fuck up already. So, im going to continue on living my life, and if you reply to this, that says a lot about your character.

[RobNttBob]

@IamDuhmb You've replied just as much as I have. I thought that we were just joking around man, relax. It's just Youtube bro, It only takes me a few seconds to reply to your comments. I didn't realize you were so stressed out about all this, sorry man...just...sorry.

[IamDuhmb]

@RobNttBob

Alright then, lets just end the argument here. Sorry for everything I said as well man. Didn't really mean any of it, just said it out of reaction.

[RobNttBob]

@IamDuhmb Alright bro.

[IamDuhmb]

@PianoPwner21

lmao, can you stop wasting my time and your time. You clearly are the stupid ass for replying to whatever shit I tell you when I am high... Looking at your profile picture, I died in laughter... pedo? I don't know, don't reply to this if you want this silly argument to continue.

[RobNttBob]

@IamDuhmb I've looked over a few comments and guess who's username I see the most? It seem's like every time someone proves you to be a moron you have an excuse. First you're high, in a later comment you said that you were drunk, just give it a rest and stop making imbecilic comments.

[IamDuhmb]

@PianoPwner21

Hey, whatever you do, do not reply to any of my comments. I am kinda drunk, and this other guy decided to jump in on our little scuffle, and he is pretending to be literate. So, let me apologize for what I have said. It was completely immature for me to respond to you in the manner that I did. This other guy doesn't deserve my respect though.

[TheJaffacakemadness]

@IamDuhmb you can`t even spell you dumb piece of shit!

[IamDuhmb]

@TheJaffacakemadness

I spelled it as Duhmb, because Dumb was taken bitch. If you are going to be a grammar Nazi, learn how to properly capitalize the beginning of your sentences. Why even bother replying to old comments? It just shows how much of a douche bag you are.

[KSICryptKeepr]

Its worse then when they try to reach warp speed and spin around it ridiculously fast circles, you can't shoot them with arrows!

[kingcroak]

He's not flying, he's falling with style.

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

@kingcroak Toy Story FTW!!!!

[taintedtapper]

@kingcroak Good reference there Fellow Starfleet Commander!

[meideval]

@taintedtapper

I thought it was a reference of toy story

[taintedtapper]

@meideval i can remember buzz mentions starfleet in toy story. but ehh, that was the point. that was a reference to toy story

[TheNonFanatic]

That dragon was waiting for his kick

[AsiansAndAlbanians]

*Leap of Faith* I mean.... *Swan Dive*

[Salien1999]

It's like 300 with dragons. Slow-mo and many many arrows.

[zeroslashj]

Kat was driving the drag—yeah, the joke's not funny anymore.

[nullrox]

I've had worse. The dragon was spinning in circles in place. . .

[Splicerkiller11359]

FWISH

[Starkeyblade]

Easy kill

[rnedisc]

so now if you would have used the time slow shout would it have gone so slow that it went backwards?

[ShadowGuyInvasion]

Alduins Wall - i hate that mission cuz i lost delphine and esbern and when i get to the temple they just show up there -_-

[cmiddleton9872]

Slow motion is not a good fighting style.... no matter how well Neo does it

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@cmiddleton9872 i wouldnt say that the spartans in 300 did it pretty well

[Wunkerful]

that same thing has happened to me, they just go into slowmo for some reason

[ItsmeJohnny91]

Dragon: Hey errr... Dovakkin? You think you could hold on one second, I just stalled... Ahhh fuck

[mivepasies]

looked like gandalf fighting the balrog lol

[Historian66669]

Chilled out dragon FTW.

[RollerofRoyko]

I did not know Gavin rode dragons..

[Rudeo10]

The blood dragon is trying to dubstep.



[sandz81]

he was once a great archer then he took a fail to the knee