Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Just imagine if about 7 or 8 people are absent in each of his classes. He'll just be standing there all day, and then he'll start all over again the next day. I wonder if he even goes home on weekends, or if he just stands there saying "Adams", waiting for the first guy on his list to say "here".
I had a college professor who taught an advanced economics course who looked just like Ben Stein and insisted on taking attendance just like that. We were only 12 students in the class and he never learned our names. He was painstakingly slow, but he was brilliant. Of course, this was in the 70s
Okay, I listened to the whole thing (while multi-tasking) Simone helps him understand Bueller's NOT THERE, then he starts repeating Fry-who obviously is not there either. This video is completely retarded. Someone put this link on a Rate my Professor review for a Professor I'm taking for Political Science. If my new teacher is this dense I think I should get an easy A.
After 5 "Bueller" words, I moved to 3:00 and just as I expected ....heard the same "Bueller" , then that was more than enough, I have no idea how it ended, but judging from the comments it just amounts to repetitive non-sense, I wonder how many people actually listened to the whole thing
it stopped playing, but now all i hear is ben stien's naggish, monotone voice asking, "bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller?" i feel like the guy from the banana phone video.
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Those he actully say Bueller that many times in the movie? cause I think on launch day I would have walk out of the Teater, thinking something was wrond with the Film!!! Lmao!!!
No! The original was hialrious. This one... I stopped laughing after a bit and was just like "whatever." A valiant effort, but it doesn't qute work for me.
Almost, almost, almost, almost, FINALLY I can thumbs up JackisBoss's comment!
TheHistorylover99 1 day ago
the things google thinks he's saying when the cats and dogs come in
JustForTheRecord387 1 day ago
HERE!
bostonmonster58 3 weeks ago
I like the part where he says Bueller.
teamguido555 1 month ago 7
Yo teach, I think Fry went 1000 years into the future, unless it's someone else.
EpicManiaFilms 1 month ago
I like the part where he says "Fry"
ComradeLibertarian 1 month ago
Bueller (x97) Fry(x58) Robotnik: Shut Up
Blah3156 2 months ago
Ferris Bueller ran all the way to school to tell him to Shut the Fuck up
CaptainShookie 2 months ago 2
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spacefreak09 3 months ago
I like the part where he says "Bueller"
GrungeSpiderMonkey93 3 months ago 3
someone dubstep this right now.
IRepDeath 3 months ago 8
omg this is hilarious i'm going out on limb here but i don't think he's there. :P
hypermonkey2001 4 months ago
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hypermonkey2001 4 months ago
why does he talk like that in every movie that hes in lol
sikokiller12 5 months ago
@sikokiller12 it's his voice, he talks like that in the Clear Eye commercials too.
Altoclarinets 3 months ago
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
LOL!
bluebear701 5 months ago 21
lol my cousin said hi to this guy
IlVishzIl 5 months ago
lol at 1:56 google thinks stein is saying dillard
jedi725 5 months ago
lmao no fucking way
LoobyDoTheDodo 6 months ago
1:00 Killer
zmichwr 6 months ago
press 4 for bueller
harpuria 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you listened to the whole thing
JackisB0SS 7 months ago 20
turn on "closed captions" ("CC" button in the lower right) -- watch google try to guess what he's saying...
too funny
bvwatson49 7 months ago
@bvwatson49 dealer...dealer...killer...peeler
neptunesbounty 6 months ago
Nicely done.
RyunP 7 months ago
Bueller's Asleep
officeflan84 7 months ago
This is so funny.
hgcai3456 7 months ago
I liked the cool sound effects you put in the background to make it seem more realistic, favourited!
mzrealm 7 months ago
thumbs up if you watched the whole think
boberson33 8 months ago 2
1 button = restart
piratecheese13 8 months ago
@piratecheese13 Nice try but 0 restarts...
MARIOFREAK821 7 months ago
Did someone fart or burp?
vmelkon 8 months ago
i like the part where he said "bueller" :3
Marluxiaflower1 8 months ago
@MrVikes21
i think that was ya mum mate
Laayyzzee 8 months ago
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It's not like I looked at it and went "Hey, I'll copy this".
pringlezzz1 9 months ago
Anyone else notice the disgusting burp at 1:02?
MrVikes21 9 months ago 3
He reminds me of a teacher I had/will be having next semester........
CubsFanJohn 9 months ago
Fry > Bueller
XileLordVids 9 months ago
Play this video and similar videos at the same time for even more Bueller
RotaryPoweredRX 9 months ago
Just imagine if about 7 or 8 people are absent in each of his classes. He'll just be standing there all day, and then he'll start all over again the next day. I wonder if he even goes home on weekends, or if he just stands there saying "Adams", waiting for the first guy on his list to say "here".
mysterykcad 9 months ago
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
SilverSinspawn 10 months ago 2
@SilverSinspawn Way to copy a top rated comment EXACTLY you fucking douche.
Spiffynator 9 months ago
@Spiffynator Wow, way to overreact to my comment. Seriously, wtf.
SilverSinspawn 9 months ago
@Spiffynator It's not like I looked at it and went "Hey, I'll copy this".
SilverSinspawn 9 months ago
I actually listened to the entire thing.
ihavemonkeysinmybutt 10 months ago
@obbocat
defense is just my friends' bodies crime we've heard from the sky missus clinton's going with the grown fat was not back that could hear you.
no problem whatsoever
numb3r2wo 10 months ago
25 people got counted absent :)
numb3r2wo 10 months ago 2
I likes the part where it ended
poo66rox6 10 months ago
I love the internet.
I love that people like you create this stuff.
Thank you!
livinglegend1187 10 months ago
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Psychonaut2021 10 months ago
I like the part where he said Bueller.
BarackSays 11 months ago 2
Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry ?Fry ?Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry?Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry?Fry? Fry?
DCMan06 11 months ago 5
I like the part where he said "Bueller"
Marluxiaflower1 11 months ago 6
LMAO
vcbubblesz 11 months ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
chubbzeeubbzee 11 months ago
Our next category...Classes where Ben Stein takes 10 minutes to take attendance.
scottythegreat1 11 months ago 2
@scottythegreat1 Ben Stein sounds high.
cubbs357 11 months ago
@cubbs357 He's Ben Stein. That's how he always sounds.
TheSleepingSage 10 months ago
@cubbs357 "Ben Stein sounds high"
He is the king of the monotone teachers.
vmelkon 8 months ago
Dealer Dealer Peeler Dealer Dealer Peeler Dealer Dealer Pealer
Merc261 1 year ago
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
He's not here.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
*atom bomb goes off*
mysteryskater48 1 year ago
@obbocat lol "dealer, killer, peeler" but it never guesses bueller lol
HopeBforJC 1 year ago
I think the best part is when he ask if Bueller was here
noroot12 1 year ago
i liked it when he said bueller :D
Omletman123 1 year ago
I liked the part when he said "Fry?"
NolanG1997 1 year ago
I actually listened to the whole thing.
Merc261 1 year ago
@Merc261 me too! :)
PterodactylMK1 1 year ago
I had a college professor who taught an advanced economics course who looked just like Ben Stein and insisted on taking attendance just like that. We were only 12 students in the class and he never learned our names. He was painstakingly slow, but he was brilliant. Of course, this was in the 70s
USASalim 1 year ago
did he play the dad in american pie?
Ryon569 1 year ago
I like the part where he says "Bueller"
midgetmayo 1 year ago 2
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TheCinderblock 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING!?!?!
Gungrave324 1 year ago
can't believe just sat thru 10 minutes of some guy repeating the same words......let's do it again!
petswodahs 1 year ago
How awesome is his tie?
SilverHammock 1 year ago
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bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? nope
lvsoad22 1 year ago
fuck sake beullers not there !
pokemonfan983 1 year ago
I don't think Bueller is there....
who2really1cares39 1 year ago 33
@who2really1cares39 WTF!? BOOM!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!
wiccanXexodus 6 months ago
Dog..... It was funny at first but like mrfourtysevenman said ....... Buller..........!
invisiblekiller2 1 year ago
by now, i would've hurled my pencil at his face, shouting, "BUELLER'S NOT HERE, DAMMIT!!!!!"
mikurulove10 1 year ago
this would b an awesome ring tone!!!!
TheCrowneJewel 1 year ago
Stein: Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry?
Julie: Umm he's not here. He fucked up his job delivering pizza and got frozen in a time machine now he 's in the year 3000.
Stein: Thank you Julie. lol
nintendofool 1 year ago 29
@barrisenator The very same thing that drove us all here to watch it: Boredom.
ShadowSplicer57 1 year ago
My favorite part was when he said "Bueller?"
ShadowSplicer57 1 year ago 4
bueller bueller etc.............
shakaijm 1 year ago
IM HERE! FUCK! I went to get a drink, dammit!
RobloxLegomania 1 year ago 4
Okay, I listened to the whole thing (while multi-tasking) Simone helps him understand Bueller's NOT THERE, then he starts repeating Fry-who obviously is not there either. This video is completely retarded. Someone put this link on a Rate my Professor review for a Professor I'm taking for Political Science. If my new teacher is this dense I think I should get an easy A.
luxuriouslady5625 1 year ago
There must be a whole clan of deaf Buellers in that class.
MrCaptainJeff 1 year ago 5
Anyone actually watch the entire vid?
CRooster3 1 year ago 4
@CRooster3 yes ^^
mikurulove10 1 year ago
whoever listened to this and thought it was real is a numbskull
chrois4 1 year ago
*gunshots*
ZeldaFreak1987 1 year ago
After 5 "Bueller" words, I moved to 3:00 and just as I expected ....heard the same "Bueller" , then that was more than enough, I have no idea how it ended, but judging from the comments it just amounts to repetitive non-sense, I wonder how many people actually listened to the whole thing
undergroundbasement 1 year ago
You are such a FAAAAAAGGGGG.......but to be honest i did giggle a little
blaze2461 1 year ago
I think he might be absent
DarkHoodedGirl 1 year ago
Stupid. But funny.
randystephenson 1 year ago
buler fry buler fry come on now are you going to say malkim crosby gretzky
piepie1234567 1 year ago
OH MY GOSH!!!! After two minutes I was like, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! O_O
Then he went to Fry! And the babies! And the dogs! Ah! Shut UP!!!! OMG! BEN! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
LIONSWEish 1 year ago
Kid: HE'S NOT EFFING HERE! STOP CALLING HIM!!!!! GAAAAAAHHHHHHH *runs out of the room*
Xenn000 1 year ago 4
just looped
Roloface 1 year ago
it stopped playing, but now all i hear is ben stien's naggish, monotone voice asking, "bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller?" i feel like the guy from the banana phone video.
KyleNettlebeck 1 year ago 5
the phone ringing in the background ruined it all
chapel66 1 year ago 2
Be alert.
Fluorespar 1 year ago
he's quite determined.
ocr17 1 year ago
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
Drommalom 1 year ago
I liked the part when he said Bueller.
arethereanymorenames 1 year ago 38
@arethereanymorenames I think I missed that part ...
TSHR1439 9 months ago
hahagaahahahahahahah,classic!!!
4everfresh7 1 year ago
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Ephraim225 1 year ago
@Charbok12 hahaha that would be a funny ringtone n then if u let it keep ringing lmao it would annoy ppl i bet lol
d4rkUno 1 year ago 4
I thought this kind of trick is boring
FIANCEEYI 1 year ago
oh FFS he's NOT HERE MR STEIN
D8<<<
vazette 1 year ago 2
He really doesn't say it that many times, besides you can tell its just being replayed if you listen to the background noise.
fyrefaerie1 1 year ago
YESSSSS.
superjeannes 2 years ago
LOL! What a twist!
Kevvl14 2 years ago 5
That...was...AWESOME!
Headcheezonium 2 years ago
LOLWUT
ZBone12 2 years ago
my new ring tone
Charbok12 2 years ago
@charbok12 epic win!
mynameistomilk 1 year ago
2:34 student lights up a joint.
I bet the producers were like "we need someone slow and boring to play the teacher...let's get cousin Ben!".
warrkrymez 2 years ago
yeah man
ActionFigureWorld 2 years ago
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Those he actully say Bueller that many times in the movie? cause I think on launch day I would have walk out of the Teater, thinking something was wrond with the Film!!! Lmao!!!
honthebest 2 years ago
@honthebest huh
pokemonfan983 1 year ago
Lol one of the best 9 and a half minutes of my life xD
brilliant!
merobots 2 years ago 5
Stein is still a douche bag.
Textra1 2 years ago
hes AWESOMEEEE!
bunneygrl12 2 years ago
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mrfourtysevenman 2 years ago 68
Hahaha, you're crazy TVsFrank81!!
copperpot80 2 years ago
this is amazing
SergeantLedge 2 years ago
ppppppp
duffduffbeerbeer 2 years ago
lol
yoohooman1 2 years ago
i listened the whole way lol
JakeBartlam 2 years ago 7
you are a funny mo' fo'. Good sense of humor man. keep it up...
kmacpahrump 2 years ago
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Fag. Funny, but your a fag. Ha. Ha.
kmacpahrump 2 years ago
I am a huge fag. Please rape my face.
TVsFrank81 2 years ago 63
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dduble07 2 years ago
Laughed my ass off. I totally wasn't expecting to come onto youtube and read that.
foodlovingpig 2 years ago 5
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@TVsFrank81 WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING!?!?!?!
Gungrave324 1 year ago
@TVsFrank81 that is the funniest diiss ive heard in a long time. nice work
RedLangan 1 year ago
*you're
SamRulesProductions 1 year ago
"Bueller".........the word has lost ALL meaning
billydeeuk 2 years ago 30
Stein is funny and very intelligent.
oilhammer04 2 years ago
No! The original was hialrious. This one... I stopped laughing after a bit and was just like "whatever." A valiant effort, but it doesn't qute work for me.
Bostonclubkid 2 years ago
haha this is like getting rick rolled
forrbrown 2 years ago
i would've hit ben stein in the face with my desk at about the :30 mark.
KP5000 2 years ago 2
WHAT???
HalooftheMuse 2 years ago