The Apprentice UK S03E02 P1

[NoirFilleChante]

Rory has the personality of a serial killer. He's so controlling and obsessive compulsive.

[treva31]

Correct aspect ratio would have been nice..

But thanks anyway :)



[bdfsyuew]

The original Apprentice with Trump is the best. All these spin offs are laughable.

[IamYourGodWorshipMe]

"something i go fucking crazy for guys...really really pisses me off...can we please please stop swearing..."

ha ha

[DrTangoDrCash]

Simon in his green batty riders answering the phone lol.

[444JMS]

09:45 - Rory: "Not just being a complete autocrat..."

[abdullahalmahmood]

no wonder rory went bankrupt

[TJ347]

"I recently made bankrupt..." Sounds like achievement of a targeted goal somehow.

[tingttting]

Rory is soooooooo hot

[ChrisMiller1994]

3:18 to skip the crap

[pomegranateish]

Rory is a dick.

[NottinghamForest22]

"This is going to sound a bit stupid but a dog operated fan" Lmao!

[jpwolf1701]

I want you to take your jackets off yeh, and take your ties of too lol kinda reminds me of a Bottom episode when Richie and Eddie are running the shop and Richie tells Eddie to wear his jacket back to front so he would appear to be the 'assistant' lol. If a manager told me to do that I'd tell them to go spin!

[Petrhrabal]

S3X Their last ,,thank you,, sounds much more like ,,f.ck you,,

[stingray4real]

Kate Middleton used to work for Rory Laing before his business went bankrupt but she made a wise career move ;-)

[sellout1990]

rory...the eclipse in eclipse.

[MalonsMilk]

Discipline is something I go fucking crazy about..... and can we please try and stop swearing.

LOL what a tool!

[LackadaisicalE]

3:06 to skip the bs

[topbluffa1]

a comedian made a good point that its funny how whenever he meets them somewhere London eye for example the link between that and the project is always so stupidly small its laughable.

London eye = dogs.

[ExNihiloJimmy]

Why are the Spear Chuckas always angry?

[therealtimshady1983]

rory is as bright as an eclipse

[suvivalofthefittest]

anyone else notice that sir allen and his followers are all colour coordinated at the start

[ohdoshutit1]

IDEATION lol

And, I fucking hate swearing, don't do it. lol MORON

[sellout1990]

@ohdoshutit1 its a word lol

[nohopeinfear97]

@KeyserrrSoze That's like saying "User of oxygen"

[OneAndForAll]

I AM YORBOSS

[jassimalaskary]

this was definitly the best series in the apprentice

[MsDC1974]

I really don't like how they show the contestants getting ready in the mornings - girls in their bras, guys topless - it is really not necessary, it is a programme about business after all...

[MsDC1974]

Rory is exceptional...Exceptional idiot...very entertaining though..

[lalagabor]

Someone tell me that tosser of a team leader was fired?

I would have told him to fuck off.

Theres a difference between being a team leader and a power tripping idiot trying his army crap, psycho crap on people. Complete wanker.

[perfectlyjust]

why didn't he just get then naked .

that's how i would have led the team.

[UltimateVenom]

I'M GONNA ARSK YOU TO DROP THE NAPPIES

[giriisindahouse]

I know Rory's a twat but putting the title Bankrupt Entrepreneur under his name is quite disrespectful. I mean, don't tell me he's good for nothing. Surely he's doing something useful at that time.

[spyretto]

cant believe how fugly the women of this series were

[Floralin]

@spyretto LOL , look this is not Miss world . At least they're thinking "equal opportunities."

[marthafarquar]

What's with the guys making decisions? They couldn't get a team name, couldn't get a team leader, now they can't get an idea for this thing. Bizarre

[Jet134]

I love how Nick looks at 06:27

[PacoBozo]

Absolutely hilarious, the candidate at 9:26 as a 'Superb' idea, oh wait its gone. Sorry, carry on. I would have liked to seen Margaret's face on that take.

[PacoBozo]

Cracks me up, the quantum physics wizard cannot calculate simple math for a coffee to milk ratio. I do not even make coffee or drink it, and I knew that was way too much milk for the amount of sales they were going for. And the project leader should have already had those figures given to the team before purchasing.

[mylesbradley1234]

3:27 OW MY FUCKING GOODNESS!!! FUCKING LOOK, HE HAS A BLADDY BOWNER!!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOL! ROFLROFLROFL!!!!! HA HA HA HAHA HAHAHA!!!!!!! How I wonder what he has being up to upstairs XD

[cosmicgirl380612]

One refuses to make a comment.

[hbarad93]

wtf is wrong with rory

[MrRandomname010101]

LOL. Does Rory have OCD?

[jazman170]

@MrRandomname010101 as he asked to take their ties off, i thought someone was going to say 'you want us to strip for you now(?)' - rory was made to look like a fresh layed dog turd in this episode.poo pouch...awesome(!)

[ozsem]

so this is a task about dog items. Katie should be good in this :)

[ottopotomas]

wow. rory is the worst team leader ever.

also, simon is fucking hot.

[andyandypandy33]

Simon has got a stiffy - 3:30. Brilliant

[pyro24]

katies a witch

[nemesis700]

hahaha wtf? tre looked bemused as hell when dude asked him to his jacket off.

[lotwyo]

It bothers me the "the car will be waiting for you in half an hour". They can't shower, have hot breakfast and do makeup in 30 min.

[amarsbarr]

Rory is an idiot. twat

[Natasha26]

hmm i can see one reason why Rory's ex-business went bankrupt... 6:49 ...twat.

[myoon87]

If I go on Apprentice and become Project Manager I'm gonna get all the guys to take off their pants so that everyone knows who's in charge.

[tristevie]

Rory = absolute dick

[jess0687x]

trey is a useless prick who cant take orders

[DarkPanthera]

Sir Alan: "All Im looking for is someone who is drop dead gorgeous"

I thought he was gonna say that :O

[13WillSullivan]

IM GOING TO ASK YOU TO DROP THE NAPPY

[GoFedererWoo]

"Disciple, is something I go f**king crazy for ... it really, really pi**es me off.  Can we please try and stop swearing"

Lol, what a joker.

[quaqmireful]

Jackets off ?? what a prick!

[7heAre7s]

That Rory sounds like a stupid teacher telling the class to take their blazers/jackets off when they come in to a classroom. How dumb..

[laur100]

Dog Nappies!!!!!!!! Great idea you wanker - until you have to take them off and clean up the dog!!!!!!!!!! What a shite idea!!

[MrEzPanda]

Im 13 and can think of better ideas than these tossers that are apparently the best buisness people in the UK, Yeh right...

Flippin eckk! A closet for a pet and a dog nappie!?

[puzokutya]

I've got a great idea for dogs. dog coffins. bury the whole shitty bunch of em. then they can shit and piss in doggy heaven and the children can play in the park. everybody wins yaaaay.

[njjroberts]

skip 3.10

[HPhenomenal]

jacket off? what an arrogant prick.

[abbeyhilary]

why would you eat bacon for breakfast on one of the most important days of your life... it makes u feel so sluggish and you get bad breath!

[njjroberts]

its ideal fuel for man

[mittina]

dog nappies thats a great idea really..

[froget86]

lodon eye is the worst thing I've ever seen!!

[byerley01]

@froget86 you've clearly never seen the london eye at night then - its very pretty!

[Stew782]

instead of ordering them to take their ties n jackets off why didnt he just say - relax to the guys and start a brain storm under a laid back atmosphere.

[HigginsJaime]

So in the first sentence, Rory says, "I go fucking crazy for discipline, and this and that pisses me off" and in the second sentence he says, "Can we stop swearing as well". How about leading by example, you toff

[yobiworld]

WTF that would have never happened in the U.S version. Someone would have told said something

[alrdd]

3:30

dude got morning wood.

[ispaniola]

Rory rory rory, you are the type that make people think business people are just narcissistic arrogant pricks

[ninjakid6]

@ispaniola But... they are, I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but a degree of arrogance is required, that schmoozy attitude earns you millions.

[luna1463]

Rory is sooo preferably to that bitch Katie, he's sweet really.

[EllieC120]

take jackets and ties off? why?

[LittleimaginatioN]

It must be a blue day, Margaret, Nick and Sir Alan are all wearing the same colour blue!

[thefairlysimple1]

jadine and rory=catastrophe

[catseatkippers]

3:10 skip intro

[tayessex]

TK YA JACKETS OFF..THEIR FACES WAS CLASSIC. wot a dick

[katieinspain]

He made everyone take their jackets and coats off except himself??!?!

Where do these ppl come from? In what way will that make ppl respect you? I read the comments while I downloaded the episode and now understand the whole prick/moron/idiot line of thought =)

Thnx for uploading!!

[luna1463]

nick really is a miserable bastard. at least margaret can have a laugh

[cl0m]

3:45 right of his head, are those dildos? They look like it.

[UnderDog988]

LOL LOL rory is a fucking idiot

[DaSlug32]

Rory is a top class prick.

Sophie..."can a dog switch on a fan?" WTF!!!!!

[UnderDog988]

Actuly it smart the fan thing is stupid but the idea of making something that a dog can play whit that will amuse the owner. Something he opperate

[catrank]

7:20 get ur pants of too

[MoralityVirtue2]

Is it just me , or do all these idiots seem like morons when they become project managers ?!?! ... the minute they turn into project managers it's like their brains evaporate.

[mylesbradley1234]

@MoralityVirtue2 ha

[MrJak925]

@MoralityVirtue2

Well it happens to most, but people like Stella (series 6) and Lucinda (series 4?) seemed to prove to be very good managers o.o just depends how well you can do the job and making sure you don't let it go to your head.

[000TheGingerOne000]

@MrJak925 you are right especially with stella she was a great team leader :)

[NobleM15fan]

@MrJak925 Agree entirely, there was a PM in the new series (Episode 1, well worth watching) who basically just shouted at everyone and did absolutely nothing. "Lord Sugar, I was let down by a manager who's like a bull in a china shop."

[cmandrews86]

Id punch Rory right in the face.

[ProphetTenebrae]

I think his name was Yorboss, he kept saying "I am Yorboss!"

Yes, I stole that from Charlie Brooker. Still makes me laugh.

[peterh4u]

Take your jackets off lol. Clearly wants to show he's in charge like a school prinical

[kaguyahime1986]

Rory is acting like a head teacher or something...I couldn't work for someone like that,

[yinhungbunsik]

Apparently, and according to Andy, we are going to work till we bleed!!! Well, YouTubers...strap yourselves in ^_^

[psypants]

the guy running to get the fone in his undies was pretty fit! :-)

[blahhblahh2000]

rory: you're a power hungry freak who demands respect from others and do nothing to earn it. get lost.. and take your jacket & tie with you.

[tufty1990]

I can understand someone telling people to take their jackets off to feel freer which makes for more creative ideas, its the whole 'I'm keeping my jacket on to assert my authority' that makes it mental to me

[Ineedacig]

There's inviting people to take their jackets off to help the ideas flow, but then there's ordering someone to do it...

[woodselpen]

Oops.. Sir Alan caling people who love their dogs "Nutters"...

[skylur44]

Rory is a fucking lunatic, he is a fake emperor and trying to puff himself up, still stinging over his bankruptcy and taking it out on everyone else, he is already off to a bad start.

[Randomkettle]

yh hees a bastard u an tell hes one of those rasicst barstards bnp cunt

[wispa1a]

Can  understand how he was bankrupted

[shypf18]

"Just one second.. one second... I just had a SUPERB idea."

"Go on."

"nevermind.."

wtf

[Randomkettle]

rey sholud have one but sirt alan said if he wasnt so aggresive he would havew prob hired him

[SnarryLove]

The timing/editing has to be wrong, it juast has to be! No one can have a shower, wash and dry their hair, do their makeup, get dressed, and have breakfast in half an hour!

[Randomkettle]

y do u worry about that ??? some people can

[candofitness]

Rory is as effective at uniting the team as a hand grenade.

[renewd]

Sir Alan doesn't like bullshitters...that line about the milk frothing is about as bullshitty as it gets.

[AjRhCp]

Oh man I'm doing a Product Design degree, hope I don't turn out like that pratt.

[frolicwitme]

Take your jackets off!!!!! and your ties!!!!! wtf Rory.

i think the looks on the other guys faces says it all.

[HighHorse07]

Rory is such a tool. I love it when they are interviewed & their profession comes up on the screen - instead of 'businessman' or 'entrepreneur' its 'bankrupt entrepreneur'!! lol.

[ScotoftheRovers]

Is it just me or does Nick always look confused...like he's somewhere else? :D This show is brilliant, I think I'm addicted.

[Puppykins88]

Yeah he does. I love that look on his face when he is observing,

This is possibly the best series

[peterh4u]

Sexully confused lol

[SupaSix1]

That tosser Rory is just on a power trip. Hes a ponce who doesnt have any substance.

[xtarabarryx]

rory is a bit of a wanker

[renewd]

agree, minus "a bit of"

[The180Curse]

...DOG OPERATED FAN...W..T...F

[StraightUpBitch]

That's fuck'n gross, the wanker answers the phone after grabbing his dirty balls.

[skepticat1]

LOL! In fairness he grabbed them with his left hand and answered the phone with his right ;-)

[Sanya388]

WTF Rory??? Jackets and ties off??? hope he gets fired..lol

[crpsaiyan]

Yeah, I was like, "sounds like these people have joined the Marines, and not applying to work for SAS. I'm sure that if they wanted to work for the Marines, they would've applied a lot sooner. I don't know what the hell is up with Rory. What a dumbass! :p

[shinynoisymilly]

13 seconds in...

Tre coming slowly up the escalators... sinister!

[Sanya388]

LOL...

[shinynoisymilly]

Rory has the tie of speech! The jacket of power!!!

[atemlos2585]

haha that's brilliant.

[jassimalaskary]

lmao, nice one

[1eyeontheclock]

lmao I don't even talk to my kids like this!

[tabitha501]

There's more to being a boss than ordering underlings to take their jackets off. Moron.

[MjoEm32]

As he indeed found out - the hard way... :)

[benc77a]

what a twat rory is

[raphaella21]

Haha

"It just really PISSES me Off!!"

&

Can we please stop SWEARING

Oh boy.. i knew he wdnt get far

Kristina shudda won

[scottype689]

Rory is the joseph stalin of the business world.

[JACKLOVESTHEPIE]

he tells them not to stare and starts the conversation with fuck wot a dick

[blahhblahh2000]

what the fuck is rorys problem? fucking tosser.

[OliviaLaw94]

Nappies??!!

Wtf are they on??

x

[angelicMisha]

There are actually real life companies that make nappies for dogs...I Googled it for a laugh a few months ago and just went 'wtf' O_o

[thefairlysimple1]

yeah angelic my friend sent me an email over a yr ago with a pic of a labrador in a nappy thing, i think it was from a japanese co

[sweetappletits]

lol its soo surprising yet funny how they pick the bigest twats to be their leaders and still surrender completely to them like theire hitler!! lol :p (not the woman in this one !!)

[sweetappletits]

rorys just a craphead." .take your jackets and ties off to brainstorm so i cn look at ur nipples!!" haha O_o

[WhackoMacko]

i can't help it .. but i look at these ppl preening themeslves, talking as if they're napoleon or something, and strutting around like crazed baboons a moment away from throwing their own faeces at each other and think .. wot a bunch of twats. everything wrong with business can be learnt from watching this programme. i love to watch it, and enjoy it .. but thank my lucky stars i'll never know ppl so facile and vacuous.

[rockdiva1983]

rory is a douchebag. why is jadine still on the guys' team?

[webly17]

What a tool bag

[silentbob82]

i AM YOUR boss!

[nivarica]

oh my god ... Rory

SLEEVES UP

what a dick fuck

[chilikitten]

Rory = Dicksock

[gardner900]

thanks for posting! brilliant

[DXHHHHBKFAN]

"... I go fucking crazy for."

"Can we stop swearing please."

The ultimate contradiction in terms. Tosser.

[Pseudonymdk]

Rory is such a twat! And I actually used to work for a guy who was the spitting image of him in every way. There are not many guys in the world that I would love to hit in the face with a brick...but this guy is definitely one of them!

[lonerook860]

I think they are everywhere in middle-management, its like they want to make the most of their limited authority...

Supermarket line managers are the worst.

[KatsuyaJounouchi]

"I'm going to ask you to DROP THE NAPPY!"

[rc2869]

best episode ever. Tre kicks the shit out of Rory

[jaymeharper]

gay Guys with Dogs in hand bags?????????????????

[drmark777]

thx for uploading

[lonerook860]

RORY IS A TOOL

[loonylivi]

Rory:

"I go FUCKING crazy for"

"Pisses me, and can we please try and stop swearing"

WTF you hypocrite.

[bumcakes]

I hate him. Hes incompetent, cowardly and has a strange egotistical view of himself. He wants everyone to kiss his arse and he wants to be in charge, but hes a shit leader.

[trix678]

tosser

[tylermanchesteruntd]

lol. he makes them take off their coats and ties.... haha, just when i thought i've seen it all...

[MondoBeno]

Jadine's team just got lucky.

[rikhanz]

Rory is a joke... first impressions last... and that sort of leadership is a complete joke.

[MondoBeno]

I think the whole point of this show is that no matter how great a businessman you are, you might not necessarily be a good manager.

It also shows that when you're self-employed, you have to be able to deal with difficult clients. If you have high-paying clients, they'll expect results.