Rifftrax: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Sample

[Saniha0812]

Why'd u have to ruin it by putting ur shitty commentary voice in it!

[RiffTrax]

@Saniha0812 Clearly you've never heard of us before. Read the description on our channel page if you're still confused!

[ArachnusPorkus]

"Ron is bothered by the fact that something extraordinary happened to the boy, all the extraordinary things, always happened to"

ROTF!... *falls of chair*

[gaaraXnaruto]

LMAO xD omg. Glorious..

[horaciosi]

(0:54) What is the name of the song?

[uofc57]

"Which if you take it into any Fudruckers, they are required to fill it with honey mustard" LOL

[Vercatosso]

Aww, they left out the Doctor Who ones. These are great too, though; awesome riff! xD

[TheInstantClassic1]

OH his father Salacious will be so proud! Son you've done the family name great honor and might I add...EHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LMFAO!!!! I love the Star Wars reference

[tchanabc]

The fact that I'm a HUGE fan of the Harry Potter series made this riffing all the funnier :D

[Naticpeebody]

"Viktor Krum has got a difficult path ahead of him. One's dainty, weak and feminine and the others a French chick." xD I loled. SO HARD

[mindfreak0525]

lol...oooh oohh thats mean what u said about cedric

[Kloborgg]

Moody was fine, except for that god damn band he wears his eye on. Before the movie, I always pictured some disgusting huge eyeball on some morphed destroyed face. Now I'm stuck with the image of some ridiculous x-ray machine strapped onto this slightly ugly guy's face.

[gspendlove]

OK, that's it!!!! Now I have no choice but to buy a few RiffTrax.

[Acciosoad]

I love rifftrax so much!! *Sigh* They are the highlight of my life.

[Rafflefull]

What? The sorting hat is a pussy?!

[theslayer22]

"And the champion for Beauxbatons is Fleur Delacour!"

"Who, if you read the books, you were probably expecting to be a LOT hotter"

rofl

[TheChibiBuizel]

Ron is bothered by the fact that something extraordinary happened to the boy all the extraordinary things always happen to.

[DigitalBookWorm]

This is comedy gold!

But sorry, I don't get the "Garbage floating in the air, someone should make an Oscar-winning movie around that" line. What is that a reference to?

[gypsypunk333]

@DigitalBookWorm American Beauty

[DigitalBookWorm]

@gypsypunk333

Ah, thank you very much.

[Kentkillmore]

Would've been great if they yelled "PACKERS!" @1:55

[pretorious700]

God I despise Harry frickin' Potter

[ninjast4r]

@pretorious700 As do I, but Rifftrax has definately helped me muscled through these terrible movies.

[Rafflefull]

@pretorious700 I love me some Harry Potter! But I think the movies, especially this one, are quite laughable -- especially when the geniuses behind MST3K are doin' their stuff.

[davincent98]

SPOILER ALERT: Where's the TARDIS?

[Spartanoffaith]

They make a FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK joke in this. Its hilarious

[AndRod29]

Did anyone else notice that after the cover of the cup flew off it disapeared at 1:08?

[QueenofMean89]

"Son, you've done the family name great honor... and may I add, nghahahahaha!!!!"

LOL

[RyuzakiLawlietL1]

LOL

[jenlight]

"The sorting hat is a pussy?"

[chatchick2]

W-W-WA-WA-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-I-DID­-NO-NOT-KNOW-IT'S-JUST-THAT-EE­B-EEB-EEB-BA-GOARG-GA-GA-GA-BI­-BI-BLGULRGLE-BI-GARRGLEGA-GRR­BLEG..

Had me laughing on the ground for about half an hour.

[CurtisDoverY0]

the tri-wizard cup... WHICH IF YOU BRING INTO ANY FUDDRUCKERS THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO FILL WITH HONEY MUSTARD

[DrStrangefate]

Mike and the gang never cease to make me bust my gut laughing

[jessywilson]

"Here's a free coupon"

OMG :D

[HiImLyssa]

"The champion from Beauxbatons, is Fleur Delacour!" "who, if you read the books, you were probably expecting to be a lot hotter" LMAO SO TRUE.

[cerberus144]

"Too much toad in the hole..."

Lol, hilarious! (and toad i the hole is delicious, btw. )

[PowerMetalHead2]

"Son, you've done the family name great honor; and might I add (maniacle laughter).......Yep."

XD

[varekai475]

"Garbage floating in the air? Someone should make an Oscar-winning movie about that..." XD

[zombiepi]

They make a comment regarding Fleur Delacour's (apparent) lack of hotness, but personally I was expecting Mad-Eye Moody to be a lot scarier. Brendan Gleeson is fabulous, but he is basically a big, angry looking teddy bear ;)

[EmperorofCartoons]

@zombiepi I had the opposite experience. Moody was precisely how I pictured him, but Fleur was just... plain. I expected her to be of unearthly beauty and have a faint inner radiance (Think elves from Lord of the Rings.) but she just looked like an average girl, not ugly, but not pretty either really.

[TheSlickAndroid]

@EmperorofCartoons yeah I was pretty surprised when I saw Fleur thinking "this is supposed the girl Harry and Ron practically jumped off the stadium of the Quidditch World Cup for?" which is yet another,of many scenes that were cut out in the movie.also,like you said its not that she was ugly,just average and didn't fit Fleur's description in the book at all. this movie was pretty crappy as both a Harry Potter movie and a movie by itself.

[Filmaker92]

Rifftrax: There's a reason why there's pauses in movies.

[mrsbartycrouchjr]

"There, there, Harry. Maybe if you save the school a FOURTH time you'll earn some trust."

[MoonShoesPotter1997]

I wonder how many edward jokes are going to be in this Movie

[uruseiranma]

0:28

So true. The books made her out like this girl with a cute French accent and who seemed to just enchant almost anyone she came across.

I swear they could have put Claire Danes in the movie role and gotten the same effect as this actress.

[ScottzoTheAvidGamer]

Edward from twatlight?

[Usul573]

@ScottzoTheAvidGamer

Bingo! LOL

Hard to believe it's him.

[peiklk]

Fuddruckers.... Honey Mustard LOL!

[DAVETYIOP]

I never read any of the books nor did I see any of the movies. So thank you J. K. Rowling for setting up this mighty great empire of your fantasy to be torn down by ridicule courtesy of Rifftrax.

[suntea17]

@DAVETYIOP It's going to take more than a riff of a hand full of movies to tear down J.K. Rowling, dude.

[woodgatejack]

@suntea17 Too right! If Rowling and Harry Potter can weather the scorn from The Vatican and other self imposed guardians of what we should read, I'm sure they can take these knocks. Besides, I don't think Mike and co. don't intend any true malice.

[suntea17]

@woodgatejack Well said!

And of course. They do it all in good fun. ^^

[PaperbackWizard]

I kind of expected them to go: "Harry Potter! Where is he?!" a la "The Dark Knight".

[LaDracul]

I'm guessing we're going to get a buttload of "Twilight" and "Doctor Who" jokes...

Of course, I have watched this many times due to R-Pattz and David Tennant...

[otherjoe1234]

funny, though i agree that it's not their best one

[Gollon666]

Harry Potter! RARRY ROTTER!! RORRRY RORRERR ROORRR ORRRROROR ROOF ROOF ROOOF

[madduffytube]

Come on, you can make fun of Shia Le Beuf if he isn't even in the movie! That's tantamount to cheating. The rest was hilarious though.

[GingerEckley818]

"is there a student at this school named Harry Potter?" LOLZ

[MiamiTribe]

God these people are ugly

[MsBC91]

"Ron is bothered by the fact that something extraordinary happened to the boy that all the extraordinary things always happen too."

Lol freakin awesome!

[sivartis]

hehe, this was great. Good work, guys.

~Trav

[itsaguinness]

not riffable...twilight was an easy target but this seems forced.

[TheKonohaWhiteFang7]

yay another one that is funny and a video

[Athaeus]

Hahaha, I can't stop laughing!! Brilliantly riffed! I'm getting this! Is it up for sales yet? It better be, I'm going there now!

[powerpup97]

Has this scene been cut?

[WewelsburgKnight]

Clemence Poesy is friggin hot, these guys are crazy

[Squamata2468]

@WewelsburgKnight In fairness, it would probably be difficult for any real actress to measure up to Fleur's insane levels of beauty as described in the books.

[WillyM79]

oh god Robert Pattinson, bleh

[allegedman]

"The other is a french chick"

LOL

[kfetter16]

there there harry, maybe if you had saved the entire school a fourth time you'd have earned some trust!

LOL

[Anynom]

Not bad but come on, guys when are you going to finish off Lord of the Rings?

[MST3K1986]

It's about time they did this one. I may love Harry Potter but It's so very riffable and these guys do it best.

[NiceGuyKeath]

That was laugh out loud funny.

[HauntingYourKids]

If you didn't see the punchline to the "dainty, feminine/French chick" joke from a mile away... seriously, what's wrong with you? Also, I thought the Shia joke was just sorta tacked on. It had no business there. It's like they were thinking, "Okay, we're gonna phone in some Twilight jokes for a while, may as through a crack at Transformers while we're at it."

[Grissbane]

@HauntingYourKids shut up and stop whining its comedy you toad.

[MsLissy09]

@HauntingYourKids I totally agree with you. As much as I hate to say it, they need some new material.

It bothers me that everyone loved Robert Pattinson when he was in this movie but they all hate him now because of Twilight. I have a friend who pretty much died of his looks in his movie but now is like, ew he's so ugly. Really? Really? He's still the same person.

[0BatGirl0]

@MsLissy09 I thought he was pretty cute in this movie, but now he looks freaky for some reason.

[MST3K1986]

@MsLissy09

I agree with you there. Robert Pattinson isn't my type of guy looks wise (I prefer cute, quirky looking types myself eg, David Tennant, who also happens to be in this movie) but he actually seems like a cool, funny guy in real life who would great to have a drink and chat with.

[suntea17]

@MsLissy09 Here's why that is: in Goblet of Fire he was his normal self and no where near Twilight. Now, in Twilight, he's forced to wear tons of make up (including body glitter) and his face is plastered everywhere, associating him with one of the most insane and rabid fandoms ever - one many hate with a passion. Therefore, now people find him unattractive - if not because of Twilight, then because of having to see his face every place they look.

[PCRenegade]

@MsLissy09

If it makes you feel better i always thought he was a douche...

[0BatGirl0]

@HauntingYourKids Yeah, but sometimes the obvious joke can work.

Still they've been riffing on movies for decades, you try keeping it fresh!

[Renee1952]

Best Shia impression yet!

[theblocksays]

@Renee1952 Yeah but if they're not careful they'll run it to the ground if they use it every film he's not in!

[DfeatMe]

SWEET  ill be right back.

[roninredshade]

"Maybe if you'd save the school a fourth time, you'd have earned some trust." Classic, and true. For all the times Harry saved the school they always mistrust him right off the bat.

[JamesOhGoodie]

@roninredshade It especially gets annoying in "Order of the Phoenix" where the Ministry tries to paint him as a liar. It's like "...Uh, he killed the ultimate dark wizard of all time when he was a baby and it's been all uphill from there. NOW you're gonna distrust him?"

[fluffyman85]

Does anyone else cringe seeing Harry and Ron sporting those hair-dos?

[NiceGuyKeath]

@fluffyman85 Yes, their hair=dos are a blatantly obvious attempt at the filmmakers trying to make Harry "cool".

[MST3K1986]

@fluffyman85

Well Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint were in their mid teens when this was made so, like everybody, they were prone to some fashion and grooming missteps that inevitability happen at that age.

[DaddyWalrusguy]

Oh look it's Edward! LoL I'm sorry xD

[raineandrews]

"Harry Potter!! HARRY POOTTERRRARARARRARARUFFF RUFFFF RUUUUUUUFFF RUFRRUF!!" LMAO

[fluffyman85]

@raineandrews And this was the first case that they suddenly forgot how to write Dumbledore as a kind gentle soul. The next case is in the scene that follows this in which he gets all up in Harry's face over his name being in the Goblet.

[bloodrunsclear]

That was a good Shia Lebouf impression!

[ffinfinity1]

2:39 I KNOW RIGHT

[kholsinger]

So did they hold out from making a Robert Pattinson/Twilight joke for as long as was humanly possible, or did they just see the Warner Bros. logo at the beginning of the film and say, "Oh, who are we kidding?", and hammer away?

Either way, I'm sure this'll be a great Rifftrax as always.

[EntertainmentIsGood]

Wow I didn't notice that was the same actor who's playing a lead in twilight now.

Danty and feminine and the other one is a french chick. ha!

[orcgoat]

whats that the sorting hat is a pussy?!

[DustinKingFilms]

Is there a student at this school named Harry Potter?! XD

[Adamgontierfan19]

LOL I loved it when Bill started barking because of Dumbledore's pronounciation of Harry's name

[willosam]

epic as always

[lacthewatcher1]

I can only imagine the suaveness Shia Lebouff might display in this situation, "WAWAWAWAWAIDIDNOITSJUSTWEBEBO­PBOGAGAGAGABEEPBEEPGLORGSAHFQG­HLOPFORHBGJAHHFDJS....."

Awesome!

[notanon666]

Damn it these guys just never lose it!

[CasedLogic]

HAHA, epic as always. So getting this.