Clash of the Titans (in 60 Seconds)

[SilentStalkerX]

"Release the Kraken"

- I took a double-take on whether I was looking at a Clash of Titans summary or Pirates: Dead Man's Chest summary.

[mathieu2011]

Haha.. loved the bit with the Kraken

BWAAAAAAAAAARRRGH

[IMBASIMA]

stupid asian!

[Snapjinx]

I love Zeus's beard pigtails. XD

[marissaloveszackey11]

@bobbyandbeans wtt o____o

[ArcherJoeJoe]

This should have more hits.

"Medusa head power go!"

[ownthecity]

MEDUSA HEAD POWER GO! lol

[rablesesse]

Wow that was actually pretty funny, good job LOL

[bobbyandbeans]

You should put that Kraken on t-shirts and sell them on cafepress. Here are some slogans to get you going:

"Hey, what's Kraken?"

"You're Kraken me up!"

"Life isn't all it's Kraken up to be."

[Shyaporn]

@bobbyandbeans Ugh, you sound like my roommates....

[mostshocking101]

@bobbyandbeans here some other hey i gotta go take a kraken

my life if kraken hard enuff as it is without you kraken up my back all the time

or this one for air ports-- im gonna blow you up nah im just kraken with yah

[banananer16]

the guy who plays hades IS the guy who plays voldemort. only with 100% more nose

[blueoctopus8]

Voldemorts bald! I have hair! LOL!

[starstarstar42]

I like that Kraken and I want it. Here...this is $52. Give it to me, it RcuteKraken and makes me want to snuggle it.  Unless it's a sock puppet that is, cause guys sometimes... well, you know.

[Shyaporn]

@starstarstar42 Not for 10 times that amount. I love my knitted Godzilla-Kraken.

[HDLuff4Eva]

I dunno, I thought your Avatar was prettt accurate

[MsxPrincessxBella]

MEDUSA HEAD POWER GO

That is one epic Kracken you have there.

[Dinocrap1101]

good job

[saimanlim]

Voldemort? Hahaha!

[Smon2808]

Wow this is an accurate movie summary. Thumbs up for you !

[giannivee1]

Actually better than the original, only I ddint' see Ursula Andress, who really looks hot in black silk stockings and a fur coat...oops forget my fetishism...thanks Gianni

[theawesomequincy1]

I must say, the ending was sooo cute. Lol, that adorable kraken <3333

[lordxeras]

MEDUSA HEAD POWER GO!! lol

[apollo112]

MEDUSA HEADPOWER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MitcheruUSA62]

I liked this version much better! Acting much more believable, and I was awed by the special effects!

[Penikorn]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

[daniloverg2007]

ahahaha o man great stuff!

[daniloverg2007]

ahahaha o man great stuff!

[romxxii]

wait, Liam Neeson's Irish, not Scottish!

[blueravenfire]

lol ! this really is the most accurate movie summary, i love the kraken part. raar...i'm a monster. lol XD

[okatotaia87]

raaaaar.... im monster... raaaar.... that was great :D

[Medragoon]

lol Medusa Head Power go!!!!! best part along with" Voldemort?"

[BassoonSchu]

I really appreciate your videos - keep up the good work, pleeeeease!

[thorbus]

"Voldemort?"

[JetStorm17277]

lol, kraken dino WIN xD

[TehuberFlash]

Man, if I didn't sneak into this movie and actually paid for it, i would have been mad.

[bobbyandbeans]

Jeeze, you're a better actor than Worthington. That's not a joke; I mean you really seem to have more range, nuances, emotions, and facial expressions. It's also nice that you pick just one accent and stick with it for the entire movie.

[Shyaporn]

@bobbyandbeans Thanks, though in Worthington's defense, I only had to maintain my accents for 60 seconds.

[bobbyandbeans]

@Shyaporn In Worthington's further defense, can anyone really say what accent an immature d-bag is supposed to use?

[HELLISHHANDZ]

@Shyaporn LOL you could of done clash in ten seconds XD

[mael0010]

Better thn the actual movie :D

[TheFoghorn726]

omg HES RIGHT!!!

[hairyburd]

i wish the kraken actualy put up a fight and just didnt die :(

[Shyaporn]

@hairyburd What do you mean? It roared REALLY loudly! What more do you want from a 500 foot tall sea monster?

[tweenky420]

Respond to this video... GODZILLA!!!!

[judgewhopper]

Should have had Harry Potter come walk in next to Hades.

[kurosakila]

haha!! XD

[v4lkyr]

plz make more videos with that dragon

[Jamaicangurl81]

yup, wished i had seen this rather than the actual movie

[MitcheruUSA62]

I almost turned to stone looking a Medusa- You need to add a warning:

WARNING - "Looking into Medusa's eyes can make you stoned."

LOL! Great video!

[discoape]

Awesome, I think you captured the story perfectly!

Really nice to see some highly expensive props used too (ie. Kraken)

[Shyaporn]

@discoape That's a one of a kind, hand-knitted Kraken/Godzilla, my friend! Only the best for my viewers!

[alireya]

@discoape

i totally agree! The story is just as it is in the movie xD

[Yunbot]

Ahhh.

[Yunbot]

Nothing can beat the old clay-mation films of Harryhausen!

I avoided this film like the plague - watched the trailer and the heavy-metal '300-wanna-be' vibe really put me off :(

[MattWombat]

that was more scottish than australian :P I liked it anyway :)

[gradgurl2007]

@MattWombat - No it was mostly Australian.

[Shyaporn]

@gradgurl2007 Just Scottish for Zeus/Liam Neeson/Hannibal Smith

[gradgurl2007]

@Shyaporn - A very good one, btw. Hannibal would be proud. Did he play the Kraken? ;-)

[orla0colette0cullen1]

@Shyaporn dude liam neeson is from ballymena in northern ireland XD

[fancypants71]

that is the funniest thing i have ever seen and your other other movies to

[BeligerentPaladin]

Awesome video!

However, all the actors look strangely similar. Are they related?

[Mysticlemons]

this is like when a stupid white person plays a ninja. it doesnt work. except this is the flip side, when a stupid asian person plays zeus.

[pyrogyra72]

You know, this is actually better than the actual movie. BTW, Loved the Kraken.

[hilahcooking]

Brilliant!

[Shyaporn]

@hilahcooking Thanks gorgeous!

[champFichtnerBourne]

awful film, bad acting, no story, bad action sequence and the worst 3D ever...

[eurogirl21]

you're awesome. you know that. haha

[JayRoc3MSG]

I always get a kick out of your stuff, Shy. Keep it up! :)

[TheOneSinging]

You just like playing Sam Worthington. True story.

[Shyaporn]

@TheOneSinging I just haven't found the proper wig for him yet.

[fembabyblueyes]

Kool

[MrsHillHarper]

why are the accents australian?

[Shyaporn]

@MrsHillHarper Because the actor's Australian.

[xjoncamposx]

I can accept this.

[ziljin]

That was great. Kraken was a nice touch. Not sure why they associated it with Hades in the movie and not Poseidon.

[MarioSlider87]

the movie sucks, shyaporn version is much better...

[inkedchick80]

just watched clash of the titans and LMFAO i totally get the (what I thought was) random Voldermort reference .... every time Hades talked all I could picture was ol' Voldie

[Denaes]

lulz, great stuff!

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

HA! I love the Kraken!

[ChaosGolem]

Love your shows man. I know it's always gonna make me laugh.

[MaicoMoon]

Very lackluster ending to this movie. So many cliches. How anticlimactic.

[lecop93]

this isnt clash of the titans its percy jackson and the olympians

[Motazaliad]

HAHAHA that is awesome!!!

[Lemau]

Hee~ Your movies are always so fun to watch. I haven't even watched this one, and I don't intend to, but, just like Star Trek (which I didn't watch either), I'm pretty sure you've covered it nicely. After comparing it to Wolverine (which I DID watch, and found to be scarily accurate), I have full faith in your... err... reviews. ; D

[Garmose]

@Lemau Why didn't you watch Star Trek? It was actually a fantastic film, although his review was funny, it by no means depicted the entire feel of the film.

[Lemau]

@Garmose Basically because I was so disappointed from Nemesis, I actually quit being a trekkie altogether, but after hearing from friends how 'disappointing' it was, and seeing the trailer, I lost interest. I have to admit, this review kinda still made me want to see it though... I still might. ^_~

[Garmose]

@Lemau Believe me, Star Trek is worth at least a rental, if nothing else. It is truly astounding just how amazing they managed to pull together a spectacular film with a cohesive and interesting storyline that allows them to continue without upsetting Trekkie history. It's fantastic. But that's just my opinion. :)

[jellopy10]

nice ;)

[JanelleJonelld]

I expected more from the movie, but not really a great one , I got the movie from Watchclash d O T t k /

[corechaos]

Shyaporn, you remain my hero.

[kuroisama]

I love your work. :D

And anyone leaving "How to Train Your Dragon" to see "Clash of the Titans" should have their head examined.

[joshi38]

I haven't even seen the film (Sam Worthington makes me sad) and that video was still funny. Good job.

[llamapi3]

Yo shy was that you in that juicy drop pop commercial I saw earlier? "Ninja wins?"

[tgibfo]

As always, better than the film...

[Ty1972]

Thank you for not being in 3-D.

U DA MAN!

[mvwehner]

I love your channel and your work, sir. I also think you're Wolverine review was much more creative and memorable. *ducks* ;D

[Shyaporn]

@mvwehner How did you use "your" correctly twice in a row and then get it wrong the third time in the same comment?

[mvwehner]

You win this round, Shyaporn!!!! *shakes fist* ;D

[Garmose]

@Shyaporn I thought the exact same thing! Hahaha! I can't believe it!

[ProudAnselmo]

@Shyaporn

There's no telling. Their's just no telling.

[Shyaporn]

@ProudAnselmo Grammar comedy ;)

[xTenTenXShippuudenx]

OH GOD this is great. So ACCURATE.

[ANDREWRYANCARLIN]

lmfao! stuffed dino!

[Katindabox]

Aww! Cute little puppet Kraken!!

Seriously, I saw this and Persius whines about his parents the entire movie! Why is he mad at Zeuss?!?! HADES killed his adoptive family! And that immortal girl was totally annoying...But other than that, IT WAS AWESOME! "Release THE KRAKEN!"

[0xDemolitionloverx0]

you forgot the annoying demigod girl that tags along the whole time.

[Shyaporn]

@0xDemolitionloverx0 She's very forgettable. Hence, not in the video.

[0xDemolitionloverx0]

@Shyaporn Fair enough.

[WoogieVille]

wow I heard this was supposed to be a good movie. But judging from from this vid it would appear this movie was just as campy as the old one lol

[Shyaporn]

@WoogieVille If only it WERE as campy as the old one. The 2010 version is just pretty run-of-the-mill.

[MicheleMidnight]

ha ha ha love it!

[Divinewrath007]

haha nice

and no shy i think your videos are porn :D unlike vanawesome

[nosenipples]

I'm seeing this movie on Tuesday, so your interpretation better live up to it!

[lordsaile]

Awesome, absolutly awesome. Keep it up man :)

(No, I'm not talking about your penis)

[Shyaporn]

@lordsaile That's a shame, because that's the only reason I'm on here.

[lordsaile]

@Shyaporn It always is man... It always is

[lordsaile]

Awesome, absolutely awesome. Keep it up man :)

[cybersphere]

I was cracking up to the Crackin Kraken mate.

[chadster137]

Wow if the movie was anywhere near as good as this video It would be worth every penny (except for the 3D that can suck my... Donkey)

[sk0gul]

I love the knitted kraken.

[littlebluestar1]

0:20-0:23 LOL so funny :-P

[CaptainJudithSparrow]

Sooo....you're going to marry me, right?

[AShelf]

that kraken was extremely cuddly.....

even if it means my ultimate destruction.... I want to hug it!!!

xDDDDD!!!

[Shyaporn]

@AShelf It is quite the cuddlepocalypse.

[AShelf]

@Shyaporn that should be you're new video....

"watch out 'cuz here comes the CUDDLEPOCALYPSE!!!!"

:: raaaawr <3::

[it would consist of said cuddly kraken hugging its poor victims to death, and by death I mean the victims exploding to cute multicolored m&m's and confetti]

xDD!!

[nellygea]

Hahaha LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

And the kraken part kills me XD

[nellygea]

Hahaha LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

And the craquen part kills me XD

[darknessbobe]

KRAKENNNN!!!

[BlasianBytch]

I love the "kraken"

[razu2444]

well, looks like i don't have to go and watch it now. Thanks shyporn. *sigh* your name has to end in porn.

[Nevop]

This version is even better then the original movie. And hella lot more funny

[mikiroony]

It's the best tribute to the lousiest remake EVER :p

[ralfonzo83]

incredibly close to the original.

[qsirix]

Medusa head power GOOOOOO!!!

[squaids83]

Another fine job :) What I love the most is you almost nailed the ambiguous accent - though I have to say it sounded a little more Kiwi than Aussie to me but it was a bloody good job mate!

[vanawesome]

Pssh, this was so inaccurate. Clash of the Titans had BAD acting.

Hehe. well done shy. It's a damn shame that every time I watch one of your videos I immediately go look at porn afterwards.

[Shyaporn]

@vanawesome Are you suggesting my videos AREN'T porn?

[JimmyPageIsALegend]

@Shyaporn Lmao

[vanawesome]

@Shyaporn Sorry, Sorry, what I meant to say was that I immediately go look at MORE porn afterwards. My mistake.

[thantrus]

I think the special message from Kraken at the end was very philosophical and deep.

[ironwez20]

sniff sniff i smell oscar next year. awesome

[ItsMrQ]

waited and waited, but you didnt show a hot chick.

[ownthecity]

great job, HIGH FIVE! =D

[gradgurl2007]

Yet again, you save me money and entertain me ten times more than the actual film.

Well done!

[hoppeppers]

lol shyaporn you the best.

[BGenerous]

So how does this work? Should I be sending you a cut of all the money you've been saving me on movies? :)

[Shyaporn]

@BGenerous That's not necessa... yes.

[GuardianMike]

this is EPIC, more than the movie to come.

[TemporaryButterfly]

Weird how release the krakken was the only good line in that movie . o.O

[AetherEthereal]

*CLAPS* MASTERPIECE! :D

[Jayson510]

hahahaha.. very good :)

[HuluWaa]

ralph fiennes was great as hades.  he had the best performance in the movie.

[WhirledSol]

0:25 I can watch this bit over and over....it just never gets old.

[PrayerReverie]

I agree with the 3-D, but this was definitely an accurate compression of the story. Love it!

[neoviper25]

I KNOW THE 3D SUCKED!!!!!!!!

[HamSupZhai]

hahah spot on shya

[TaintedTamer]

Very nice, hahaha - thanks, I just saved $16! <3

And How To Train Your Dragon was an awesome movie, loved every minute of it. X3

[xrastinatora]

xD epic END

[inkedchick80]

Medusa Head Power Go! ... lol that's great!

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! ★★★★★

[FelixTheSpaceBear]

Dude please make a movie with just the Kraken. Please. srsly. I would fellate a smurf to see it.

[FuryD]

CLASH!

AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Samuraimatt423]

That saved me a $12 ticket.

[Sztanyi]

@Samuraimatt423 $15 one for me >.>

[AvonCheese]

*snork* Now I don't need to see that movie! I'll save the money and see . . . Toy Story 3!

[abusingchild123]

HAHAHAHA!!

[vlassisz]

The 3D wasn't as awesome as it was in avatar but i liked the movie nevertheless :)

[haunterisghost]

i liked this, and i liked the real movie. woo!

[LynQ08]

lol yup that was the movie

[SilveZX]

haha.... Thanks for the vid..now I now what not to watch.. :P

[PhoenixStallion]

hahaha! Epic! Simply epic! Best. Kraken. Ever!