Russell Brand in New York City (Part 6)

[BABTNGDMDD]

"...and now introducing, the Matrix!" *Wilts*

Haha! I can NEVER get over that! The way he just, like, wilts to the ground is HYSTERICAL! Or the absolutely deadpan look he gives when he says "-one day I will die-"!

God, what IS it about this man that so completely ensares me?

[MisterAHuman]

1:35



[CatsFanatic78]

''And the idea,that I somehow let my mum down.'' I laughed my ass off at this.

[xMITZEYx]

this is me

[komalsamra]

He is so sexily articulate :)

[crypter27]

And I thiught American kids were bad.

[discombobulatedfrog]

What rude, inappropriate, ill-mannered seagulls!

[madgreenbird]

"and now introducing the Matrix!"

[breatheeasy94]

as a musican... seeing sound... not in HIS perspective of course. whould be amazing.

[SparkleChampion]

i love his amazing vocabulary when he talks about inappropriate things :)

[Filo011]

fck get a dictionary when you listen to russell.... I LOVE IT>>..

[leo2link]

pause the video 1:49 LOL

[pretenditsagoodworld]

He should have been Willy Wonka - love Johnny Depp - but i could so imagine Russell Brand as Willy Wonka.. not as creepy and not as soft spooken

[thecardinalrule]

..."we're gonna die tonight"

[georgia00ful]

he is SO much like noel fielding! i love them both.

[thebluetub]

thats so true what he was saying about cumming :/

[nbboo10]

Umm, Larry the cable guy? Russel brand? Confused :/

[MashkaZelandiashi]

I am pretty sure my ex english teacher models herself off Russel Brand.

[moderndayfolk]

"Seagulling" is also known as "Hit by a flying fuck"

[Musicfan5ft8]

SEAGULLIN'!

[goldenmoon898]

did anyone else see the falsh of larry the cable guy at the end?

[manurok1901]

LOL pause at 2:16 XD

[BandGlamour]

Scarecrow robbed the bondage shop xD

[AwesomeDanishDudes]

Every time i pause the vid, he does an epic face :).

[xxlauren3x]

omg why do i love him so much???

[dogma690]

Omg a kid did something like that in my middle school lol

[smackenurjunk]

boy do i know what Russel is talking about. You feel like you just killed someone after you cum

[HeathRose2]

IM GONNA MAKE YOU HEAR COLOR! IM GONNA MAKE YOU SEE SOUND! WE'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

[ACYamaProductions]

... i think his fly is down...

[Cyene]

"One day I will die...SEAGULLIN'!"

[whitebus2012]

remind me, next time im watching something funny, not to drink anything

i always seem to do it

i just took a swig of dr pepper, and literally did a spit-take

and then proceeded to choke for 5 minutes

barely breathing and almost dying in my bed

which is now dr pepper covered

[Mklowertsa]

@whitebus2012 happens to me too :p

[ikuto410]

@whitebus2012 happens to me all the time xD

[fukdyamum]

dr pepper, what could go wrong.

[BioXotic]

@whitebus2012 Better call another Doctor then :P

[RohRohToday]

He's a bit too smart for this crowd.

[Boodrowski53]

If I ever came in my hand and threw it on a teacher or something, people here would flip shit, I would be locked away and a permanent sex offender. wow.

[LovePeaceLennon22]

@EPIClca that " random" dude at the end is larry tge cable guy( hes a commedian)

[imtehcrayon]

"I'm gonna make you hear color, I'm gonna make you see sound."

Ohawt. ;D

[ZackBMusic]

aha i know it as spiderman slapping , but still <3 him :P

[ArthithRukunakumar]

AND INTRODUCING THE MAAATRIIIX xD hahaha :P

[EPIClca]

who tht random dude at the end? :P

[selter666]

Now I'll be the first to admit...that was bad manners... XD

[jaliks1988]

the 3 people who hate this can't hear color or see sound...

[hermione1998]

ive never seen that at my school

[TheSweetteen16]

That is disgusting "seagullen"

[Randomninja47]

This is probably the most accurate clip about fapping I've ever seen. It's all so true.

[jenshu7]

oh god. people actually do that?

[Huanmanuelpedrodibil]

@cmilla646 whats PVC, and scarescrow robbed a bondage shop nit whit?

[areyouquitemad]

@Huanmanuelpedrodibil He says "PVC Willie Wonka, Scarecrow, rob-the-bondage-shop nitwit"

Translation, he looks like a cross between willie wonka wearing fake, shiny leather, a scarecrow and a kind a guy who would rob a bondage store - he's obviously referrring to his tall, lanky, lethal clad appearance with a bit of a bondage look.

[areyouquitemad]

@Huanmanuelpedrodibil He says "PVC Willie Wonka, Scarecrow, rob-the-bondage-shop nitwit"

Translation, he looks like a cross between willie wonka wearing fake, shiny leather, a scarecrow and a kind a guy who would rob a bondage store - he's obviously referrring to his tall, lanky, lethal clad appearance with a bit of a bondage look. Oh, a nitwit, is an idiot.

[Huanmanuelpedrodibil]

@areyouquitemad thanks

[FeEhEaRtSmIkEyWaY]

I like how when he mentions seagulling, the audience laugh awkwardly like "oh my god is he serious?"

XD

[Lerruno]

Seagulling! Hahahahaha that's hilariously disgusting!

[Scorptilicus]

Yeah, those vast psychological states... guy's onto something there.

[u2ke]

" PVC, Willie Wonka, Scarecrow robbed a bondage shop nitt-witt" 

[FlozelltheHotell]

you're gonna hear colur, see sound.. Fuck we're gonna die tonight... ahaha the man

[OpticInk]

Seagulling, clearly just the 'spiderman'.

[GingerJoberton]

Subliminal message at the end.

[darklzero]

seagulling...i like to call it the spider man

[55ANARCHIST]

i get the same feeling when i wank

[oxjr]

my cousin tried to seagull me once when we were kids but it was pretty easy to dodge. Cum kinda flies off the hand in slow motion.

[JAH2488]

1:20 -- lol so so true.

[XboxUltimateMarines8]

if any british cunt tried to seguelle me id fucking turn there teeth to powder.

[SnideCast]

@XboxUltimateMarines8 with a user name like "XboxUltimateMarines8" I some how doubt that.

[davehayes2204]

@SnideCast Genius. You shot that kid down with as much, if not more disrespect as "seagulling" him. Also i imagine your teeth are still in tact, rendering his threats over the internet as useless as his grammar and as embarrassing as his username. Well done sir :-)

[cook2394]

@XboxUltimateMarines8 we 'british cunts' would destroy you, kid ;)

[alexhoward04]

@XboxUltimateMarines8 blurt

[AverageJop25]

"Uh Uh Uh i think im gonna cum, one day im gonna die. SEAGULLING"

lol

[Nahimlyin]

"im gonna make you hear color, im gonna make you see sound. we're gonna die tonight" lmfao

[ZSk8er12321]

If u tried seagulling in America u would probably die.

[SnideCast]

@ZSk8er12321 I think you would probably have the high possibility of the death strung upon you if you withdrawn sperm from your recently ejaculated penis and thrust it upon another human being, whilst chanting "seagulling", regardless of the location.

[davehayes2204]

@ZSk8er12321 depends, it takes two. you may be about to recieve a beating ( my personal preferance) on the other hand, you have a face full of spunk.

[sweetappletits]

omg  seagulling- GROSS :O :-S

[JayRey09]

"I'm gonna make u hear color, i'm gonna make u c sound" ROFL-LMAO-BBQ!

[TheHappydead]

seagulling makes me proud im english

[huerra89]

im gona make you hear color!im gona make you see sound!

[AllAboutGroundhogsJK]

"I`m gonna make you hear color! I`m gonna make you see sound!"

[0Paronomasia0]

"One day I will die.... SEAGULLIN'!"

[ElectronicStarburst]

Hahaha! Seagullin'! That's horrible xD !

[pirateatheart123]

all those movements are makin me hott! haha

[benmiles333]

LOL the description. No copyright infringment intended...

Thats like saying.. I shot this guy in the head but.. no death intended.

[enott93]

nice...im gonna say 'were gonna die tonight' next time i have sex

[DoorsOfChaos]

i feel bad for that one teacher that has that done to them :p haha

[taytelay]

haha i just saw this dude on comedy central last night omg priceless...... i loved the part were he was reading all the insults and the one he replied back to haha so funny

[Alienpelvis86]

I've never heard of seagulling before this, but that's FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!

[NiceView23]

that was brilliant...

[warlockboyburns]

lol what is he talking about.... letting his mum down.. that's some issue

[samfitzell]

Seagulling? I thought it was called Spiderman? haha

[craignic]

and introducing...........THE MATRIX! fuckin magic

[b1a2y3k4a5y6]

@craignic best line

[HowDoYouFeell]

Bahahaha oh woooow

I fricking looove him!!!

[kayleighhalecullen95]

i've been seagulled before :(

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

@kayleighhalecullen95 Ew. I empathize, but fortunately, the trend has not caught on here in Middle U.S. The closest I've ever come is watching The Silence of the Lambs.

[TheBrentWoody]

@XsaviorofthebrokenX I think it hasn't caught on in America, because we'd vigorously and righteously beat the shit out of them.

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

@TheBrentWoody Haha, no kidding. We probably would.

[ademetal]

@TheBrentWoody yeah but In Britain the intelligent like to embrace him and love his comedic humor and I don't need to protect him from haters cause he's intelligent enough a man to do that himself.

[hatredforlove2]

@kayleighhalecullen95 tha suxs? r u british?

[taytelay]

@kayleighhalecullen95 you poor poor person......... =(

[PedanticAndWhimsical]

@kayleighhalecullen95 ...95? You're fifteen and you've been seagulled?

[CalexanderJ]

@kayleighhalecullen95 I hope you kicked the dude in his nuts. Usually I don't condone testicle violence, but somebody throwing cum in your face is one exception. Unless of course you're fucking in which case cum in your face is a sign of endearment.

[Summoner455]

@kayleighhalecullen95 what the hell.... are you fucking serious? could you explain please? how the fuck did that ever happen to you? holy fuck i'd...... somebody would be dead....

[Katee555]

@kayleighhalecullen95 DW so have i yuck!

[Pandora622]

@kayleighhalecullen95 I am SO sorry.

[DarthMastadonP90]

@kayleighhalecullen95 Did you think it was bad manners? I'd have to kill the person who did that to me...

[leckerwurstbrot]

@kayleighhalecullen95

Now I'm not quite sure what's more disturbing about this comment - the confirmation that there really are people who do that, or the fact that 138 people so far have found it necessary to give you a 'thumbs up' on it.

(I say 138 - it's going to be 139 as soon as I've finished typing.)

[jkilledthattwiceman]

@kayleighhalecullen95 HAHAHA

[GBbulldog13]

lol

[13llavud13]

"one day I will die" lol I love Russell

[31993brittani]

im gonna make u see color and hear sound we are gonna die tonight

[natmanprime]

the point was HEAR colour SEE sound

fer kryyssssake

just sayin

[natmanprime]

no no milady, YOU'RE paying attention to HIS prick

you got it

the wrong

way round

AGAIN

;p

[31993brittani]

waste of time

[sugarraygras]

@31993brittani If you hadnt written the message you would have saved some.

[natmanprime]

thank you

[jonathanross4050]

it's called a 'spiderman'

[tehdreamer]

Undulating psychological states... worrrddd

[juanyboy]

seagulling!!! wow...

[tjml919191]

ye the book is absoutly amazing, my booky wook  xD

[AndSoShallWeDrink]

Seems he could be a magnificent writer.

[Mklowertsa]

he did write a book....which tells about his childhood and how he became who he is....its moving and hilarious

[JonnyRocketfingers7]

@Mklowertsa If you don't mind could you tell me what the name of this book is ...and was his childhood good or bad ....I'm curious.

[TheBrentWoody]

@JonnyRocketfingers7 My Booky Wook ,read it find out yourself.

[HecticVirus334]

Hey Faelsun, write Russel Brand a death threat, we could use some more of those in his next act XD

[HecticVirus334]

Is this whole 'seagulling' thing really a craze in the UK? or just an urban legend? I want to go to the UK, and I don't want to get slapped in the face with cum... (Russel Brand is one of my favorite comedians, BTW, Faelsun doesn't like his comedy because it's not simple enough for him.)

[AnimeandMangalessons]

Its bullshit!

[berryrandomxxs]

no it is not a thing in the uk,  never heard of it and ive lived in the uk all my life!!! so.....no its not!x

[Doogypoog]

my mate used to do it lol but he never called it seagulling (im from the uk)

[HecticVirus334]

That's a bit disturbing that he did it in the first place... O.o

[philyB08]

wow faelsun you are undoubtedly a single minded and petty individual you seem to have a determination to burden other people with your beliefs....how about you stop and call it a day :)

[Faelsun]

Because this guy sucks so bad it's my Civil Duty to point out just how lame ass he is. I can't have this unfunny lunatic convincing people through the art of brainwashing that somehow he is good.

George Carlin just died, He was GREAT this guy is a total waste of human Sperm and eggs. America might be on the rebound after one of our greats died, but that doesn't mean we want to date the local village idiot.

[ohdarling95]

@ Faelsun I just don't understand. If you don't like him that's your own valid opinion...but why start commenting on youtube videos of him? Why watch them at all? Let the people who like him do so, and you can just ignore him on your own. There are people (myself included) who like Dane Cook AND Russell Brand AND Lewis Black..why do we all have to choose just one type of comedy to like because you have?

[Faelsun]

Because it's not about the people who do like him. It's the belief that just because your big in Britain and not so much here that it must be because Americans dont get your jokes, which is total bullshit. He is not big here because we just dont think he is funny. He doesn't even understand our humor how can he make jokes that are good. Hell Chelsea Lately and Letterman went right over his head and he really didnt understand it.

I have a problem with Unjust British superiority complex.

[SnideCast]

@Faelsun nope you just don't get it.

[hellyeahgirlhere]

@Faelsun he's not our best british comedian but i must say he's better than all the others you americans dish out.

[canodog69]

@hellyeahgirlhere Hey

Katt Williams and Dave Chappelle and Nick Swadson are awesome american comedians

but yeah some are crap all you give you that

[shady240]

@hellyeahgirlhere George Carlin > all

[ANGELO13111]

best line in the world: "one day i will die...SEAGULLING." bravo

[KorrectErra]

no one does that shit....soggy biscuit, seagullying or whatever the fuck it's called.

Russel brand givin Britain a bad name here, lol

[Faelsun]

Yeh I mean Britain has a FEW comedians we like, erm this is NOT one of them please take him back and try again. In the name of GOD and all that is Holy PLEASE take this one back.

[KorrectErra]

@Faelsun i dunno....numbers speak louder than words...he's very popular

[Faelsun]

Dane Cook is the most famous in America currently. Russell has a few fans mostly younger females in this country, the same people who buy Taylor Swift CDs, so he will keep a few young girls. But he wont fill Madison Square garden.

Jeff Dunham is a popular Blue comedian meaning safe family type stuff and Russell will never touch him.

Most Adults here like something like Lewis Black or maybe Dave Chappelle.

If we want a British Comedian give us Eddie Izzard, we actually like him.

[KorrectErra]

@Faelsun no disrespect...but "We"??? How u gonna speak for 360 million Americans? it's personal taste. Everyone has different opinions and preferences...if you have yet to understand that then maybe Russell Brands humour will continue to go over you head.

[Faelsun]

You don't get it do you? His jokes arent funny enough to go over anyones head. the problem with him is he thinks like you do that we don't understand him. The truth is that he just is not funny. Dennis Miller is way more clever than this guy will ever be, so you can keep you superiority complex to yourself.

And no I dont speak for 360 million Americans, I speak for 308 million Americans, thats our actual population get it right.

His popularity is wishful thinking from you, hes nothing here.

[drowningmyfear]

"and introducing the Matrix!"

[shinbeater]

No no no. you have to shout ''kakaaaaaw'' not seagulling. make the sound of the bird. come on now.

[thembrown]

Lol best comment!

[tissetatten]

i hope thos segulling boys get sever punishment!

[Aheadstix85]

Seagulling????, oh, that just sounds so wrong.

[punkrooster1210]

"scarecrow robbed a bondage shop" lmao

[rachekins12345]

he should of said something about the biscket game... Now that is gross...

[5678pinky]

what's the biscket game?

[jerryhello100]

I might be wrong, but In a novel I read there was something mentioned where public school boys all beat off together, onto a biscuit and the last one to come has to eat it.... Fucked up. I sometimes have a kind of nostalgia for my European roots, but when I heard about that - I'm glad to be in Canada.

[shutityoumuppit]

o yeah we all do that........lol

[jerryhello100]

Well yeah, obviously not. Never mind the last piece of my post then.

[1ngjoxsh]

I doubt that happens in reality but it is an urban legend and may have happened at a boarding school somewhere

[BIGEASE2000]

soggy biscuit

[bourgoisereader]

I spat on my hand, my seagull hand, left the room and the sex froom, bummed up the sex pipes like Nosferatu, made a manicure cuppa and pulled down my trousers to reveal little Jimmy fish breath

[MCRHIMLP1]

one day i will die.. SEAGULLING!!!!!!!

[aninnerglow]

"How long is it polite to pretend to continue to listen to someone after they've revealed they've got a boyfriend? I think 11 seconds."

Best line.

[rendros88]

@aninnerglow thanks for spoiling it, mate.

[aninnerglow]

@rendros88 why are you reading comments before watching the video mate?

[rendros88]

@aninnerglow Why are you quoting a video in its comment section? I saw your comment because it was on top and took me a second to read.

[SexiBabeTasha]

oh yeah spiderman tht from jimmy carr but so so gross!