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is that girl harry potter?
phanable1 7 months ago
Is chuck norris a famous person from history or can we not count god?
TheDONPATCHHAMMER 9 months ago
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THEIR F**KING HILARIOUS I PEE MYSELF LOL XD
MrAusten1234 10 months ago
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ErikLiberty 1 year ago
i love the way they say juice box in the start :D thumbs up if u agree
pivotfreak4200 1 year ago
@pivotfreak4200 it's in the end too^^
klashy80 1 year ago
hahahaa. I love jesus.
Ottoplemeniti 1 year ago 4
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Juuuice Booooox!
No.
Sparks29857 1 year ago
Juuuiceee Boooox!
No.
Sparks29857 1 year ago
@Sparks29857
ok
MrStiffNipples 1 year ago
lmao i want my teacher to show us this song
100spongestar 1 year ago 3
@100spongestar ok show it to her, perfect.
makedarkroses 1 year ago
"or asassinated."
NerdyBarbiee 1 year ago
ABIZZLE lol
bobted69 1 year ago 2
Does anyone know the name of that beat?
MysteryLA 1 year ago
check out my abe lincoln rap!
5thyearsenior 1 year ago
it waz ok yuu could have did better
crazy11125 2 years ago
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Lincoln:
"I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races,...and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races...while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race."
randyguitarman13 2 years ago
Where did you guys get the beat!?
psyco238 2 years ago
The Biggest f**** pimp in US history!
Best Line in the song!
TheCatandOwlandBat 2 years ago 5
Very creative!!!
JohnHMedia 2 years ago 23
LMAO!
shanonbananan765 2 years ago
At first...kinda slow, but then when they busted out dancing (the girl is super funny!), this vid gets hilarious! Awesome!
yamnjam 2 years ago
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ImAkEuROFL 2 years ago
haha a lot of people don't get this video but i love it cause they're making fun of heidi montag & spencer pratt AKA "spedi"
natalieXDbang 2 years ago
wow... it's so unbelievably random...
i love it
the biggest f--------- pimp in u.s. history
jazzyroly 2 years ago
eh..
xoxolizzygirlxoxo 2 years ago
whata fuck all the others is good but this is just shit
FreeWorldTv1 2 years ago
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NOW THIS IS FUNNY!
1jesusfreak17 2 years ago
LMFAO
DumBlondie101 2 years ago
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This sucks diggies.
sjowie1995 2 years ago
lol they did rap in his time!
videogameman9 2 years ago
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fail
familyemergency 2 years ago
the biggest pimp in us history
Anddey656 2 years ago 48
Go to my channel and watch crazy vid. Nothing like it on youtube.
muhahahaish 2 years ago
ABIZZLE
MrBeJeCa95 2 years ago
awessommeee i love itt
candomini 2 years ago
I thought it was funny!
"Mabraham." lol
amythesenior 2 years ago 2
I thought it was really good. Of course, I am a 52-year-old redneck who may or may not understand the intricities of rap, but it made me smile.
KillFromTheHeart 2 years ago
wtf is swag?
DiggityDoglikeDogg 2 years ago
SWAG = Stuff We All Get (freebies for celebs)
Sharsha09 2 years ago
1:58
Stuntman3576 2 years ago
The worst!
EXOcontralto 2 years ago
This reminds me of a post on damnihateitwhen (dot) com
Hatorade514 2 years ago
"Abizzle" is probably the only remarkable part of this vid.
Mephitula 2 years ago
Horrible HORRIBLE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
TheGamerr 2 years ago
not really funny. at all...
TheFatKid598 2 years ago
4 stars
Zero10814 2 years ago
EPIC FAIL
butterbawl 2 years ago 3
amen
HippoDestroyer 2 years ago
not your best..
amanda2241996 2 years ago
well you probably didnt see Im a celebrity get me out of here or you would like it
brentbanta 2 years ago
The real Abe Lincoln was funnier.
suttongott 2 years ago
hahahahaha
turner158 2 years ago
completely unoriginal.
EverestHappy 2 years ago
OMGZ!!!!! SOFA KING FUNNY!!!!
arescologne3 2 years ago
I didnt even come close to laughing.
maggot98765 2 years ago
Ok not great but whatever.
57goldtoplespaul 2 years ago
FAIL
hr0z 2 years ago
Retarded but no less accurate than the popular history of Lincoln.
chasinwind 2 years ago
wtf?
whatshappen420 2 years ago
Lmao
Nessmerie 2 years ago
I like abererham the old way not gangster!
LegoLeader004 2 years ago
i feal stupid
phleanaome 2 years ago
do you "feel" stupid because you spelled "feel" wrong?
theworldpolice1 2 years ago 4
this is fuckin retarded
97fordprobegts 2 years ago
do what do*******
AnthonyNews 2 years ago
"I feel like we've been the in jungle for for score and 7 years!" LOL
VampiressXCullen 2 years ago
WTF !
tottoca1 2 years ago
wtf?
mybestfriendisasian 2 years ago
this is actually real clever!
Motarmstrong 2 years ago
i dont get it..............not to be a hater
msking671 2 years ago
that wasnt even funny...
htpo 2 years ago
wat tha hell was that??
ChelsandEstefaShow 2 years ago
shamercial ad rap-jizzle
yourbangkok 2 years ago
garbage
flyjets09 2 years ago
click our name for some funny home videos =)
ElectricShortFilms 2 years ago
that sucked! that was fucking horrible!
aliceinchains994ever 2 years ago
crap...
monalissu 2 years ago
i turned this off after "you grew a stash"
stobeseo 2 years ago 2
ok........ that was kinda crap........
woo22322232 2 years ago
what the fuckkk ?
:D HAH
indiaj93 2 years ago
how is that juice box related?
thegirclub 2 years ago
FAIL
icecreaman42013 2 years ago 2
that was hilarious
micaelaXisXme 2 years ago
that was horrible.
GwFarm0r 2 years ago
this is pure shit
Hogames 2 years ago 3
better then soulja boy hahahhahaha
bestsomaliafootball 2 years ago 2
beuh
olivier4972 2 years ago
weak...
Dune1884 2 years ago
... *cries* that rap was kinda... lame lol the 1 original line in it was alright but the rest was just repeated aha creativity ?
thetizzleforshizzle 2 years ago
lol it was dire until Lincoln started rapping - lol fuckin jke
MaztaTing 2 years ago
fuck that
sasieni1 2 years ago
very weak
TooningWithPete 2 years ago
d'la vrai marde !
InsaneRider666 2 years ago
the biggest fkn pimp, in u.s history:D!! haha
gantong94 2 years ago
I truley wish I had not just watched this
searledesign 2 years ago 2
why??
nakedsnake14180 2 years ago
I only liked the beat lol.
xBmxTasty 2 years ago
If I had a gun and it was pointed to my head I am sure I would pull the trigger while watching this 'thing'
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago
bullshit, .... far from funny, it's absolutely creepy
Lennonlore 2 years ago
WOW!! hehehe..
WWlkodlak 2 years ago
well this isnt funny at all....
funkmastafle 2 years ago
What the...?
lolagurk 2 years ago
that so bab!!!!
firabib 2 years ago
american comedy is so bad. except for Arj Barker.
uselessarab 2 years ago 2
agreed on american comedy sucking
mrbuchanantoyou 2 years ago
i disagree, although this is shite.
RighteoussDan 2 years ago
I'll give you there's some great stand up's in America
but in my opinion most american sketch shows are terrible
the uk is miles ahead in sketches and comedy in general but i suppose its down to personal taste
but this is shocking
mrbuchanantoyou 2 years ago
Yeah I think there is about 1 American sketch show I quite like about it.
RighteoussDan 2 years ago
no comment
king63223 2 years ago
RAPESH
nazeeh69 2 years ago
woohooo palm centro ftw
igniar 2 years ago
Oh PLEASE can I listen to some more FUCKING rap????
japanowner 2 years ago
hahhaha!!
mogul1265 2 years ago
50 cent much.
stiff hat by the way
CorruptConspiracy 2 years ago
Funny =) Good job
DownloadMovieLegally 2 years ago
this is so terrible..fail skit
PeanutsRok 2 years ago
>_>
Ashleyfuckingaccess 2 years ago
This is terrible. Give the fuck up.
DSGL 2 years ago
The URL contained a malformed video ID!! Bwah wtf man!
Marilyn363 2 years ago
lol funny s shit
Vleesball 2 years ago
yeah
John02781 2 years ago
hahaha..i cant stop lol**********
AnthonyNews 2 years ago
WTF? O_O
pityulali777 2 years ago
lol spidy
edogg450 2 years ago
That's Sad.
mrbees 2 years ago
this is really bad
TheMaskedEliminator 2 years ago 3
shit.
Esprites 2 years ago
Fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shitdudeee 2 years ago
ofcourse it is
AirsoftWarfighter94 2 years ago
Really? No I think that's the real Abe Lincon.
kaguth 2 years ago
Gets good at 1:35. Bad ass rap haha whole start sucks tho
ThrustMuscle 2 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dfelm 2 years ago
SkuzzyPuppet shot Lincoln. Of course, that's not what "THEY" are gonna tell you. Skuzzy Worldwide!
SkuzzyPuppet 2 years ago
this is bullshit
shblsh 2 years ago 2
hahahahahaha
nicholasbreeden 2 years ago
yeah, this is pretty terrible...special effects doesn't make a video great (hmm, sounds almost like transformers 2)
duhcrackuh 2 years ago
What was wrong with TF 2?
They might have overdone it on the special effects, but it had a reasonable storyline and plot. So what made it bad?
JMLproductionz 2 years ago
you suck bad.
gummipo 2 years ago
this sucks bad
fsbfsbfsbfsb 2 years ago 2
XD LOL !
DagaMutenLife 2 years ago
lol
SuperMenyuska 2 years ago
lol i hat spencer and hiedie
patpat122 2 years ago
funny...
what is the name of the beat?
Lattenrost222 2 years ago
lol
eko791 2 years ago
LOL
1991sincha 2 years ago
hahahaha
maxmx8137083 2 years ago
good video... for brainwashing ignorants...
J1NX1337 2 years ago
lol this is badass
cuzz467 2 years ago
THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY
Xw0rldwide0wnageX 2 years ago
HAHA, neither do I dude! I don't think he understood the video!? Plus, he can't rap, and fucked up "No Women No Cry"!!!
KeneWatt 2 years ago
funny rap lol
quanchung128 2 years ago
hahah abizzle
celicara42 2 years ago
Nice fail guise
angelV1 2 years ago
Not funny at all, aww I love these featured vids they all seem to be just as shit as the others,..
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago 3
Nice And Funny Rap Abe
bnnnnnnnnxz 2 years ago
Loved it!
coolgirl045 2 years ago
Wait, what the fuck? Is there a point to this video?
EnterMyOffice 2 years ago
ur not going 2 get it if u dont know any history, speidi, or the show
Kelsianluvsgym 2 years ago
lol
cornflaks705 2 years ago
i'm not sure i've ever seen a worse video, ever
douglashope 2 years ago
la wea fomee''' un asko una costra nostra jajaja
volpala 2 years ago
Horrible, horrible video.
LazarethPrime 2 years ago
awesome
yum2177 2 years ago
harrible... Bad... and ummm... suckish.
IamYouProductions 2 years ago
......
sj2293 2 years ago
horrible
huntermccartyney 2 years ago
Doesn't look anything like lincoln
coleman409 2 years ago
weird
liana9898 2 years ago
god this is fucking awful....
deanburgess69 2 years ago
abe lincoln gay triplehijueputa ahora cualquier marica quiere salir por you tube
0612rojas 2 years ago
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
MosulRapist 2 years ago
I feel like having a Burger King shake.
Lazewski 2 years ago
ahhhh nice
Darkworlds101 2 years ago
...boring..
Geezey666 2 years ago
My Nicknames Abe... :]
IWantLandingSnow 2 years ago
abe got fat
lqspce 2 years ago