Thanks, Valve!

[unknownkiller00]

trllions.......billions......u­mm no valve dosent have as many customers as most game companys they have very loyal followers because lets face it if you own a valve game you cant say you dont own at least a bunch more :)

[heriticflames]

IF YOU GO TO TF WEBSITE sorry caps were on the same info is on there like on the cards

[jaxamillion66]

2:02 thats right

[trainmaster555]

Aren't trading cards worth WAAAAY more than hats?

[supmywaxter]

What is "shwag" some sort of secret code amongst virgins?

[darkos1012]

on the scout said, out of 8 Boys, that means he is a dude

[dougfax]

Pyro : Meet me

Valve : In a card

[dougfax]

i want that soldier

[coololivier2]

How did you get it? :D

[scoutispensery]

contest? special contributor? friend of an important employee? some unknown reason? magic of love and magic? passive aggressive?

[Joseponypants]

HOW!?

[MustardDie456]

Why do I find the poster so ironic?

[kaaskoelkast]

wait what not even a heavy card i am dissapointed QQ

[kaaskoelkast]

his sig is gabnew the big black sig

[MysterBot]

HOW?!HOOOOOW?!I KNOW I KNOW E-MAIL....Valve adrres?Pleaseeee.

[starlion11]

dang.... i want valve to send ME stuff....

[bantrollz12]

Scout always wanted to be on a baseball card now he is.

[adywolf12]

Pyro is man!!! I think...

[evergreenmanJ]

@adywolf12 Not sure if woman or gay

[Rotneybot]

@evergreenmanJ He has to be a man

[ODSTpilot9000]

i want teh keyring!!

[TheRaven200599]

How did you get this? pls reply

[BuzzBoi315]

How do I respectful.

[TheSora377]

We love Valve and Valve loves us back(well,some of us :< )

[pinkfurryhat]

I actually got Ellen mclain's autograph :3

[XRyu0]

Amazing, I wanna them too... but I just dont have hopes that they will send this amazing stuff to me... OTL

[Night1998]

where can i get the aperture poster

[Artic3buster]

valve gave me a massive 10 Gb TF2 update! :D and it made my game crash whenever i started it! gosh, thanks valve!

[Jason9992fromroblox]

i Tried to buy stuff in the Mann Co. store but ti said to Contact customer service. i did and a few Day's later i got a letter from Mann Co. and it was Sign'd Saxton Hale :D

[HecticFroggy]

HOW DID YOU GET THE TF2 STUFF MSG ME BACK

[SteamBossify]

hy where can i get those collectables from???pls reply to me at drydonkey1@gmail.com thx and sub back to me!!!

[SteamBossify]

sub back to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaeam]

You don't even have the Spy Crab card.

Then again it is a Ultra Rare.

[maxtyn99]

how did you get this?

[tobiluver2001]

i want the scout card

[GohpNichk]

GAY BEN

[resserection1]

and just how the fuck did you get that stuff :L

[jj5x5fan1]

2:18 This also prove that pyro a he...

[Omot1122]

@jj5x5fan1 "If he even is a man." read please

[pedoff]

@jj5x5fan1 pyros a girl once i was playing tf2 and on the home screen it said PYRO most kills with her 22

[PinoyPogiman]

@pedoff but then it would say can you beat this 22 dominations as pyro, can you give HIM a shot?

see that how sneaky valve can be,  at any second, they call pyro a HIM, then a HER

who knows?

[NonchalantWalrus]

@jj5x5fan1

But, It also says:

"...If he even is a man."

So let's just say that the pyro's gender hasn't been officially confirmed.

[thehumor]

you probably death threated them to get it

"not specific" HA

[ryansdogsadie]

i want taht stuff

[joematrix01]

nice stuff

[marxandkirbyrocks]

Aww...

[marxandkirbyrocks]

OMG PYROS A BOY! I WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL!

[boomstudiosfilms]

why did you get all that stuff?

[deathandmp5]

gabens fat ass is the reason why he invented steam :l

[ww2buffbattlefield]

30.000 viewere wohooo

[zenos700]

"If he even is a man."

God dammit Valve. You're not helping the female pyro debate at all.

[aelita12345678910]

HEY theres only one autograph...

gabe:yep its only me gaben newell

[xXbutters1234]

wheres GABEN sig :(

[20202Aaron]

@xXbutters1234 gaben works at microsoft

[leahcim998]

@xXbutters1234 he was looking for a food at the moment.

[northendproductions]

@xXbutters1234 I doubt gabe would use his sig because there may be some people who hate him enough to abuse the power of gabe newells signature

[17laxplaya]

DID THEY SEND YOU THE PORTAL GUN!??? =D

[sharki9876]

BULL fucking SHIT you got all this crap for being a good sumaritan

theres tons of those and you dont see them gettin glittle trinkets and shit

nothing out there is free buddy. i fail to understand why you brag and show all this crap off and "dont want to be specific on how you got it"

YOU FUCKING WORK THERE.

so you can stop lying now?

[sharki9876]

@Penosios

im also angry and listening to muse

[FannyPacDaddy]

@sharki9876 Taking my virginity s free. :D

[FPSApex]

@sharki9876 wtf are you talking about dude?

[everythingeyepod]

woohoo the scoot

[mattz456]

dude i got this stuff to but a bit more and its not from playing so you can stop lying now?

[TheJinxuiable]

Last sentence on the Pyro card:

If he even is a man.

this card proves nothing about his gender :(

[MrBalazs84]

...Pyro: HE sets yhings on fire and HE doesn't speak. The Pyro is a guy :D

[senorcaradeperro]

@MrBalazs84 the game itslef would like to differ, in the upper right corner in the main mani it refers to the pyro as "her"

[sebliner]

The pyro is a He now we know for sure

[Malanaks]

I'm thinking the pyro might be a she now actually. Some kind of filter or the aformentioned asbestos exposure could acount for the male sounding mumbling

"mrrdrrrc"

[pendulousphallus]

So the Pyro is a he.

[T3hMarz]

schwag :D

[SuperSillyKitten]

I got a Hideo Kojima signed MGS Peacewalker poster. and a poster signed byt the crew that made Pikmin.

[cakemaster10]

The last phrase on the pyro card!!! XD

[utubepoopable]

"swag"?

[internetfanboy69]

card games on gravel pit?

[pkeefer24]

There aren't even a trillion people on earth

[rosen00000]

scouts on a card thats all that matter to him.

his MOTHZER would be proud

[T3hMarz]

H...H...HOW?!?!?!?!?

I feels sad nao :(

Valve loves you.

BUT valve would get bored of sending that to everyone so you're LUCKY.

swag. everyone loves it.

:D

[SandraBullcocked]

ALSO, the pyro card further hints that the pyro might be a girl. I just logged off TF2 and the top tool tip said "why don't you giver her (pyro) a try?"

[MMeteorMan]

@SandraBullcocked

And sometimes it says 'why don't you give him a try?' It's random which it says.

[SandraBullcocked]

If twofort was vegetarian it'd be called tofu.

[Yayajamify]

You win at life.

[Evilmzz]

i wanna have atleast a poster of tf2

[johnnyAFIRE]

well scouts on a trading card but not a baseball card

[solidsnake30000000]

HOW U GET IT!

[Darkgod171990]

@solidsnake30000000 Take a tour of their offices.

[Gammerman12]

@BLACKINVADOR Maybe... Sniff... Maybe

I've yet to meet one who can buy posters. For $400,000

[EliteXOspartaOX]

As scout would say:

I should be on a baseball card!

And now... He is.

[arceusex]

i want Gabe Newell's autograph and the Hydro trading card

[attackthem5]

@arceusex MAXIMUM TROLLING

[deadrisinglol]

LUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[matthewrichardheaney]

U ARE SUCH A FUCKING NERD

[drmario711]

your not a fan

your a die hard

you are cerdit to team,you get cake

[gabefett]

please give us a basic story of what u did!! please! I love valve!

[Wolvster007]

i'm going to send Valve an Email to send me that Poster too. I want dat Shizz NOA!

[Darktech13]

cool shit man. I sent valve some pictures of some mirrors I made for TF2 and they are going to send me some swag. Hopefully I get some cool stuff like you did.(Hopefully more though :P)

[ZebbeXD]

I´m just jealous :(

[Reclaimer077]

Jealous person typing this post is jealous.

[RaggedyMimiga]

I wish I was a double reverse quadruple agent...

[CashCreep]

ya aperture poster

[Awesome5342]

i get how you got all of this stuff, you sucked all of their dicks and licked their cunts :P

[theolnycio]

seems like your missing a few card bio's

[DaMastorify]

why would they give this to you ?

[deathblock9789]

@DaMastorify

You can buy most of that stuff from the valve store...

[ZndrCrbn]

1:46 i should be on a baseball card!

[DangerousPerson1000]

Valve FTW

[TheRogy577]

how did you get that PM me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

[FELIPEPKPK]

i want the keychain

[DesultoryPoop]

Daaaaayum

[FlashFireSix]

I bet he made a website or something to do with valve

[MrBoxen]

I kinda hate Valve after they made bill die in l4d2:The Passing.D: they better fix it.

[Rohndogg1]

@MrBoxen Thanks, I didn't know that. Way to drop a spoiler.

[epicmaster105]

@MrBoxen well u got in the l4d2 a thing who revives when a survivor die so bill can not be died yet

[samuelfur]

Tell valve i would pay theme alot of money for stuff like that. k thanks.

[boludovos]

how did you get them?

[TheTailor25]

EP3, not NOW but NEVER

[bylligamekid]

@TheTailor25 every time someone mentions ep3 the release date is being pushed 1 minute backwards.current release date:year 2148.

[Velonuga]

22222 WATCH GET

[AndersonFamily12]

Cool! i like TF2 And valve

[zanluket]

lol in the end of the pyro description:

if he even is a man

[lapadu12]

how did u get all these stuff?

[gavandedub]

I really like that keychain.

[lbrockz]

Wow, i love the Keychain i want it!

[nime3]

scan the cards plz

[Jason9992fromroblox]

@binderfind And me ;_;

[jnelen22]

@binderfind arnt we all geeks inside

[bul188]

Valve are amazing I have evryone of there games that are out and dispute valve is quite small they make amazing games intact my faviroute games I have completed all of half life 2 ep1 and 2 soo fun i can't wait for more and i can't stop playing xbox tf2 seen as my steam account got hacked I can't play it on p anymore

[YarTeh1337]

Can I haz keychainz?

[rosen00000]

read the last sentence on the pyro card it says "If he even is a man"  i think he will turn out a woman D: or a robot

[rcaz35]

my psp plays xbox

[MakubekuUrashima]

ha! Pyro ihs a girl

[Dagg215]

valve is awshum

[francofmm]

please tell me where did you get that cards????? please reply

[vegard125]

read description

[Lol8922]

@francofmm uhh are you retarted? Valve send those to him

[theloserof08]

if you read the card for soilder, it says he killed nazis until 1949... dam hes old

[superstrok99]

@ theloserof08

but team fortress 2 is based in the 1950's

so he aint that old lol

[kerstmanclan]

TF2 is in the future.

[superstrok99]

no, its based in a similar universe in the 1950's. where's theirs only 3 TV channels, 1 phone company and 2 mass corporations secretly controlling the world

[kerstmanclan]

i didnt even know TF2 had a storyline :P

but thanks, now i know that.

would be awesome if they made a campaign for TF2.

[superstrok99]

yeah it would be awesome :)

[SuperEzekial99]

YESSSS IT WOULD I HAD SEND THEM AN EMAIL SAYING THEY SHOULD PUT A CAMPAIGHN MODE IN IT....but no awnser =(

[kerstmanclan]

did ya seriously think they just put a campaign in it if some random 11 year old boy sends them an e-mail?

[SuperEzekial99]

i forgot to mention i had sent them the email about a year ago...

[kerstmanclan]

i forgot to mention that i don't give a damn about your happy email.

[MakubekuUrashima]

tfc is in the future tf2 is in the past

[LuigiMario338]

@theloserof08 TF2 is based in the 60's so he's not that old

[saintsrgood]

maybe the pyro is gay? if hes or shes not a girl or boy maybe gay or lesbian

[McLawls]

Pause at 1:56. Read the card, it is prood the pyro is female!

[alvariux1123]

IF he even is a man!

[erik34350]

maybe to say he is and illegal alien???

[gll50]

uh no........ for all you know the pyro could be one of the men.............. one of the other classes is probobly a transextide (or however you spell it)

[ClayDemond2300]

it says HE.

[ecto98]

Swag ftw

Epic want

[DemonMasterAnsem]

The spy is a... Double reverse quadruple agent... anyone else see something wrong?

[PancakesoftheLove]

On the pyro card: "If he even is a man."

Oh Valve, you cocktease.

[kamoondoo]

it costs four hundred thousand dollars to get valve employee autographs... for twelve seconds

[dragefyr]

@kamoondoo OMG

[linkrock123]

@kamoondoo

lol xD

[DeahKnight233]

@lolyrydy my toaster play Grand Theft Auto

[monsimand]

Fucking awesome, im jerlus :o

[yournightmarefu]

valve's the best

[lxlANDlxl]

exactly how... "nice" were you ;)

just kidding, that's some really awesome stuff. gratz man

[chuaivan123]

How did you even get those?

[crippledkangaroo15k]

lol im making my own tf2 cards that you can play with, and it is fucking tedious!

[xodis9]

he problably buged them like a bitch to get this stuff

[themaster0fclimax]

my cat plays team fortress classic

[lolyrudy]

@themaster0fclimax my mother play team fortress forever

[themaster0fclimax]

@lolyrudy

my dick plays halo 3

[lolyrudy]

@themaster0fclimax my guinea pig play modern warfare 2

[themaster0fclimax]

@lolyrudy my hair plays half life

[lolyrudy]

@themaster0fclimax my shoe play portal

[themaster0fclimax<]

@lolyrudy my problem solving engineer plays postal 2