Trolls

[Tiwaking]

Fake Sagan was a pretty huge troll.

[wwjoshdew]

LIFE BEFORE ANDROID! lol

[lovasip]

200 trolls took our lunchmoney!

[ThaJimster]

sage

[Nagneto]

OOGAA BOOGA

[HamsterFueledRocket]

You could say that was FakeFakesagan DERP!

[SuperTrego]

Are you a fan of Destroy All Humans?

[tdohs100]

THIS IS SICK..................

[flamingregis]

fucking hipster

[rhalas]

God is indeed a bastard- he doesn't know who is father is. Anyway- I think you should make a playlist that puts all the Tea Time Episodes together.

[Kenkis7]

Hey, are u Canadian?

[SpazzedOut56]

LSD is intense.

[TheRobster2007]

Bloody well done mate! (Some(too many?)) people do get off on trying to exert control. But now I'm afraid to cross any bridges, damn you!!

[continues2rublotion]

how do you feel about coloured penis?

[TrollzARFUN]

LOOOL!

[teenspirit1]

azrie:

you have all the media creation power, and he only has a crappy camera and blue glow effect. It's unfair. In a funny way.

[DeVinMurR]

LMFAO

good shit

[NoToTheLisbonTreaty]

The Doll Gets IT

[anavarre]

"Hey motherfucker."  Lol.

[mrhudson]

That's funny as shit. the Fake Sagan thing is awesome.

[someone54654654]

i'm a troll !

[DrXavierLixx]

I'm the biggest Troll of all

[Liar77777]

Any trollers out there??? Please go after

InTheEndIWasRight and pass it on.

[DrunkFetus]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[matilda700]

YeSsSsSs

[fauyd]

3:56 is fairly genius.

[Atrocitas6]

0wn3d. Fakesagan is a monotone muppet jackass.

[NorwegianResident]

nice

[fa272]

Great!!!

[WarpedCorp]

This was good dude, ,NiCe.

[whoo689]

The beginning where you imitate a little girl saying "tea time" is so creepy.

[sam14641]

hahaha you picked an unfortunate name

[moxie3672]

Fakesagan... Ha! That guy's such a clown. lol..

[commentM0NSTER]

oh I get it, a troll is someone who differs in opinion and questions yours. Trolls are also ones who makes offensive parody videos.

[TheRedneckAtheist]

Holy fucking shit!!!!

Never watch this video while on an acid trip!

[digiring]

You are my hero.

[pingbong44]

people with troll paranoia are funny

[djshkgfusdybg]

your editing skills are good

[sylvestermeow]

3 minutes in, you became pretty sharp. The dolls are dumb, but your point stuck.

good piece.

[3picide]

So far have watched a few of your vids. Pretty funny. Now I just hope you were meaning to be funny....

P.S. Excellent use of CrazyTalk ;-).

[TWITfromURANUS]

faved.

[sockrockinn]

Oh no! I haven't watched in awhile and i come back and there is opening music and talking dolls. Normally i think i would like something like this but somehow it just isn't working for me.

[OutOfTouchMedia]

he is a basterd lol

[sayno2scammers]

Great vid

[faunflynn]

Oh Az-man great animation !

[melzaelf]

5 star's

Awsome vid about troll's You're imagination is insane!

[Quidtimeam]

As insane as *your* lack of basic grammatical practices?

[melzaelf]

yup pretty damn much!

[ThePointlessPoint]

I'm going to be a troll when I grow up.

[globetrvlr22]

We are dealing with a new form of abuse that is public, involves thousands of people, and that continues for years.

People are not aware of it and we do need to point it out before it devastates more users.

[necrosvrg]

im just going to check the children real quick...

[aztecguide01]

Every time you feed a troll, god kills a kitten.

[matereymate]

this was the funniest tea time..

i have no clue why.....

[CommentTollTroll]

i hate trolls

[globetrvlr22]

There was a time when philosophers revolutionized the world. Now they focus on words rather than the big issues.

[neveralmostthere]

you have a valid point but some big issues can be solved with something as simple as words.

[globetrvlr22]

Hi neveralmostthere,

I wish that was the case. Conscientious viewers are powerless to stop the abuse because sadists horrible abusive videos for years and new haters visit every day.

YouTube needs to limit the abuse before it devastates young viewers.

[neveralmostthere]

i agree that the hatred does spread too quickly and easily in this way. rather than limiting people's right to free speech, it would be effective to make all sides of the argument visible. that's easier said than done but at least people would have the opportunity to make decisions for themselves (assuming they would care enough to). hope that made sense.

[globetrvlr22]

These sites are designed to abuse, not search for the greatest argument. molesbasketcase is one example.

[GreyAutumn]

This is cool! This is like so cool, like, everytime i think about it i laugh. It's like, remember when azrienoch made that video.. ahahahahahahah!! Cuz it's so funny and not only is it funny-- it is true! like most azrienoch videos are(i'm saying 'most'--which obviously leaves a few videos, because statistically speaking, you're bound to make a few mistakes ;P.) Don't ask me where i got the statstics from though because in that case i have to punch you in the face!

Happy Jeebus birthday!

[psychetruth]

Haha that's fucking classic!

[lordawesum]

Not to be a troll, but this is kind of a let down from your other material. I don't agree with your conclusion, but more importantly, I don't know whether this is even a fight worth fighting.

Admittedly its hard to know where to start looking for fights, if your philosophy is absurdism, because all intentional action is worthy of being argued against.

[azrienoch]

I'm not so sure it's a matter of argument. The point of being an absurdist is to embrace absurdity, not fight it. But the point of this video has nothing to do with absurdism. It's an opportunity to make people aware of a current event, deliver my opinion of it, and have fun while doing so. I'm not in the business of enlightening people. I'm in entertainment.

[lordawesum]

Well, you seem to be arguing that people who assert their authority have no grounds for doing so, all the while doing it yourself. Isn't this kind of hypocrisy the beginning of all irresponsibility?

Not that irresponsibility is necessarily a bad thing, that is, if you don't value civilization.

[azrienoch]

If I'm arguing anything, which is a bit hard to call something of this medium, I'm arguing that it's pointless to raise awareness of what everyone is already aware of, or to make an army for what people already do themselves. I'm not sure where this authority bit comes in.

[hellavadeal]

lol

[sillysillytom]

this is great! bravo.

[myjunkyrandomness]

i love the new audio preview hehe

la la laaa la la laaa la laaal laa la ala la bahahaha u can make it sing...kinda lol

[myjunkyrandomness]

bahahaahah i was having a crappy day....you rock!!!

[BeatTheBoss]

looking for friends

lets chat ug

[creator563]

Nice video. Is this format working as good as you hoped it would?

[1ojak1]

I really like the "decor", the prison brick formation....takes me back. White bricks are everywhere!!! Help!

[Sullehman]

Ha, awesome video man. I don't think trolls will ever go away... I'm definitely not new to the internet, but I always just click the thumbs down and ignore them.

[msnomer71]

is there some secret weapon... what's the point... i snorted out my coffee

[anavarre]

Wow dude, cool video.

[CountertenorDelight]

What a witty and artistic epidode, & I love tea parties! 5*

[FrogSplatScience]

But imaginary numbers actually do exist :P

[FrogSplatScience]

See, I always thought that trolls were those little doll things with the gem stone belly button and pointy neon hair.

[zenguin13]

yippee kayay!! no more trolly trolling by ambiguious people who watch other peoples videos that they want people to watch..

god i'm so confused.

[boredgurl24]

Ha. Funny.

[RayAtheist]

the hot dog carrying guy is really annoying....

[dieannadior618]

OMG HANNAH MONTANNA!! =]

[frio109]

Are you bias against Trolls?

[Lucindio666LIVES]

5* and faved.

[eternalundylnglove]

some more internet lingo topics:

obsessed

hater

butt-hurt

sub-whore

tea time!!

[amnesiameds]

hey, i'm getting the same audio troubles as with your other tea times, where the music is nice and loud, but i can't hear you voice at all. liked your video, thought you would like to know.

[Abunchanada]

I perferred the vids before tea time

you kept it simple and funny

the new voices and wierd figures, while cool

are mildy creepy

[Katatawnic]

Oh wow, Jeff, I don't know HOW the hell I missed this vid (EUL's response directed me here just now), but just.... WOW! You know how to call 'em out, dontcha?! ;p

Funny, just yesterday I posted about trolling, but it was on a very serious note; more like advice on how to deal with *real* trolling behavior instead of getting stressed out over it.

ANYHOOO, once again you've posted an absolutely EPIC vid.

AZ FTW! ;D

[Chivalryaintdead]

Funny stuff Jeff, except the bit about God.

[dackjaniels555]

Tea Time is good when you are really high. =D

[iandud3]

haha. funny stuff.

[BeyondWrittenWords]

Fagesagan POWNED big time, what a jerk he is.

[MBRHIndustries]

Five well deserved stars. I'd give you more if I could for the last line.

[chattygal36]

tea time has now become a part of my day on youtube as well as, well having my tea :)

azrienoch - you are brilliant

love the beginning as well, 'think about it'

told one of my friends who just didn't get it, oh well

should surround myself with more intelligent friends i guess

[MarcusTheReverent]

good vid

[eternalundylnglove]

looks like you found the magical formula Az

humor and internet issues with a message

13k views in 4 days

;-)

[aussielung]

hahaha, oh man, thats gold. Love it.

[DarkMatter2525]

Actually, a troll is a dangerous, half-giant type creature from Norse mythology. The best way to deal with them is with: a)broadsword b)crossbow from afar c)flamethrower d)retreat under covers (must be completely covered, including toes)

[SierraKaiba]

DarkMatter2525, You just sucked all the fun out of that didn't you. You freaking fun sucker. Go put on the suck hat.

[DarkMatter2525]

@SierrKaiba

Have you seen the survey in the New York Times today?

Out of 25,579 people:

13,586 thought my comment was educational

11,958 thought my comment was funny

34 asked me to marry them

1 wanted me to don some kind of "sucking" headgear

[SierraKaiba]

*melts DarkMatter2525 with Death Ray for such a stupid comeback*

[DarkMatter2525]

My God, SierraKaiba! Your wit truly knows no bounds. I'm at such a loss that there's nothing left for me to do but bang my head upon my keyboard with utter frustration.

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[sheldonious]

I love this I think it's halarious.

[LordMoku]

I... I actually don't like this series much, which I find very surprising. And I find the theme tune incredibly annoying...

But that's just one obsolete person's opinion.

Do you plan on making any non-series videos, or are you concentrating on this project for the moment?

[dropapebble]

I concur. It's just that I'm a loyal fan that I plan to weather this all out with him.

I'd like to know the answer to your question as well..

[LordMoku]

Exactly, same here. I love Azrienoch's work and I plan on watching every episode of this series he creates. Perhaps it will get better in 'my' opinion, perhaps it won't, but I will continue to support his work all the way.

And to the person who left me a negative mark - like I said, it's just my obsolete opinion. And I doubt he's read all 341 of the comments left so far, so I doubt he's even seen my comment, let alone taken it personally... or even cared for that matter. Keep up the great work!

[Trollschool]

Yeah, the problem is that he doesn't really have a knack for writing comedy dialogue. It's something that is actually fairly rare, and you just don't see those people's faces.

I was thinking of writing a script for this and e-mailing it to him, but ... actually I think I will do that.

[azrienoch]

Do it. I've got money on you changing the characters rather than the dialogue.

[iandud3]

I didnt like the first one, but this one was much better. You gotta give these things time to grow. In no time this show will be kick ass, i can see the potential.

[OhCurt]

This series is making me extremely thirsty for tea.

Did the trolls take all the tea??

>:-(

[emulator900]

very creative

[superangrymonkey]

lol

[grandpaegg]

What are (some, or all) the titles of your books?

[logicaust]

The Perpetual Wound, and The Absurdity of Philosophy. I'm pretty sure that Jeff took down the first book (I gots it, never gonna give it up never gonna let it down).

You can find them by trawling through his old videos and looking for the one were he makes the book announcement; it leads to his Lulu.

Peace.

[grandpaegg]

Thank you very much.

[Trollschool]

Bettie Page is dead - age 85, as of today.

May her brunette soul whip us for eternity ...

[potgoddessx420x]

i love your videos

[xkingxgrimx]

That was pretty great. "God is a bastard....think about it." Haahah, I wrote that one down for future use.

[xdeliriumgirlx]

social commentary for the win

[TheOriginalEntz]

You made fun of trolls in such a way as to go way above their heads and you didn't stoop to their level while also managing to comment on the internet society as a whole. PS good beats

[annspade]

Clever dialogue, Az! (Yep... shortened it even more.) Is it wrong that I'm more focused on the animation than the topic, though? How DO you do that? Nice work!

And the "TeaTime" theme is a little eery, yet catchy.

[azrienoch]

Thanks Ann. I use a program called CrazyTalk. It's pretty easy to use.

[Arcandrith]

Help! I was crossing a bridge when FakeSagan jumped out, took my lunch money, and ate me.

At least I don't have kids for him to rape.

[BiggestTesticles]

I just love the jingle, "teaaa tiiimee" I think u should do a ring-ton verson of it! I would buy it...

[elysiatheamazing]

az=troll slayer. beware.

[paulspydar]

who cares! c`mon its just a load of vids and comments delivered by strangers (like moi) who only have power if you belive they do.mabey thats why there called trolls?

[KainMikado]

*sigh*

[Mephistophilus]

1:52 + lmfao. I'll eat your face while you watch. Your kids are too gamy. It's like eating snot. That was a joke.

I may post a piece of web poop called "Ask a Troll". Tthat make Pauline Phillips (Abigail Van Buren or Dear Abby) rich before "teh internets".

hehe "War on trolls". That should be reallllllly successful. How about a war on the people who don't comment, rate or subscribe?

[Mephistophilus]

Tthat make = that made.

[azrienoch]

Now THAT's a cause I could get behind!

[Mephistophilus]

Thanks for feeding the trolls, troll. ;o)

You are behind that cause & I appreciate it.

I will be purchasing your literature after the holidays to further show my appreciation.

I spend most of my time professionally creating videos, code &/or art for currency. You know it takes a considerable amount of time , effort & ideating (real word). I only make tube shit for "special" people or aid friends willing do the work. They never ask me how to get their lovers off & then expect me to pump.

[angrylitlegir1]

I am sorry Azrienoch, but the problem of abuse on YouTube isn't that simple.

Scott aka globetrvllr2

[azrienoch]

I am two inches away from blocking you for trolling.

It IS that simple. People that get run off the internet shouldn't be here. Think of it like the west; the internet is a lawless place, ruthless, and if you can't take the bandits, murderers, and cheating gamblers, you should go back to the east coast where everything is prissy and kind.

[angrylitlegir1]

The internet has laws. It doesn't allow rape and death threats. Users don't allow people to drop doc viewers' personal info. Long-term public abuse is a real problem.

Scott aka globetrvllr2

[angrylitlegir1]

Sadistic viewers reupload users videos when they lose their composure, manipulate the graphics in ugly ways, put ugly swear words in the title and tags, such *bitch* or *fucking cunt,* and post the hate for years while thousands of viewers trash them.

watch?v=lTNVukjG3-g

watch?v=pATdBkJrKLg

I would rather be physically beaten than publicly humiliated for years like this. This has already pushed users off YouTube. It's only some time before it pushes young users over the edge.

Scott

[Jessiqua42]

*jess snickers quietly into her teacup*

[MUTYAAR]

that is so true. many ppl that have 'nomal' behavior and appearence but scratch the surface and voila - a FREAK! (troll)

[mrcrackerfeld]

the popular youtuber often build up witch hunts about haters and trolls to cover up their lack of talent.when was the last time you saw a very charitable and giving popular youtuber?

[badchannelz]

Whew, so that counts me out since I still show my face. Still, you have to admit that some of the masked guys are pretty cool.

[monkeyman522]

I keep having this recurring dream where I'm locked in a hotel room with a bag of weed, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a very horny Miley Cyrus wanting me ravage her repeatedly. While we're getting high and having incredible sex we sing various Disney songs.

The idea that she's a troll makes this dream even more kinky than it already is.

[Vrekker]

Well, to ignore the obsession obsessed circle jerk crowd around here: The sound was much moe bearable then the first time around. Kudos, Azrienoch.

[soapidelic]

Wow, I never heard of fakesagan but when I looked him up I was surprised that he actually does sound like that. Haha!

[berrypievision]

Wow, the fakesagan obsessed trolls flock to any video about him, now don't they...? Haha.

[eternalundylnglove]

this would be the place for the obsessed-over-obsessed-trolls to comment on and you're right on cue

[berrypievision]

Oh dear, obviously you're obsessed, since you felt the need to make such a response to an offbeat comment of mine.

Get help you losers, haha.

[eternalundylnglove]

you're obsessed that i'm obsessed with your obsession about obsession.

i think you need to seek professional help about your obsession with obsession.

i think the first step would be to stop obsessively typing the word nicotine.

try and keep that word down to a maximum of 20 references per day.

then try and refrain from calling other people obsessive when displaying obsessive behavior.

i become obsessed with your obsession and that makes you more obsessed than you already are

[berrypievision]

[you're obsessed that i'm obsessed with your obsession about obsession.]

Nothing is more amusing than someone trying so hard to prove they are not obsessed by tying obsessed over and over again and making long winded responses to someone who is more concerned with their diherra than their responses. Hilarious. Keep it up my good man.

[eternalundylnglove]

yes i agree!

you trying to prove that you're not obsessed by typing obsessed over and over again whilst pretending that you care more about diarrhea than my response about your obsession is a clear sign that you're obsessed and in denial!

you've made the first step towards therapy!

now if we could only tackle that insecurity problem you have

[berrypievision]

[you trying to prove that you're not obsessed by typing obsessed over and over again whilst pretending that you care more about diarrhe]

Lulz, you try too hard. Hehe.

My good man, the late great EUL.

[eternalundylnglove]

no no no no no no

you're trying too hard to appear as though you're not obsessed, cherrypie, and your obsession is augmenting your insecurity.

instead of trying too hard to not appear obsessed you should be trying harder to heal your obsession

[berrypievision]

Cherry pies are the best. I only called myself berry pie since I was eating a berry pie bar at the time and thought it was a weird enough name to choose. Cherry and Lemon pies are better however.

[berrypievision]

[i think you need to seek professional help about your obsession with obsession.]

Lulz, I think you need help with your obsession with obsession with obsession with obsession.  Wait...wait?

[logicaust]

...in the butt?

[berrypievision]

In the Eyyyauh.

[robertmaxwell797]

more cowbell

[Gufberg]

The war on trolls.. Lol, liked that.

[gklr]

God is not a bastard, because if true then God would be proven to exist.

Is that personal enough to warrant the troll moniker?

Great video, 5 stars. Trolling etc is overblown as a problem. Virtual trolling, virtual friends, virtual enemies... imagine what these people would have to consider if they had any real friends or real enemies.

A sad commentary that you even felt the need to make this video.

[DiamondDave57]

Azrienoch WTF you use to make smart videos what is this crap ?!

[coughingcalf]

boooo DiamondDave57 don't be a troll! lol this was a great video! :D

[StevenErnest]

Lm(sexy)ao! XD Maybe Fakesagan will "sue" you for using his "image" = sticky drama. ^_^

[NoFreeSpeechonYT]

You could be a stand in for Dave Grohl! Your keychain necklace gave me a good laugh.

[JasperAvi]

Az, did you realize that by making videos on trolls you would necessarily increase the number of individuals trolling your videos and account at least tenfold?

Because it has in fact occurred.

[oggasteen]

tea time weirds me out but i like it.

[Weyoun22]

funny stuff :P

you need a new TV though.

[NatasmaiTM]

How Dare you Insult 18!

[audrey13579]

yes!!! i!!! it sucks that his last words were in german, but his nurse didn't understand him...

[ladyopinx]

I love that 18 has media capacity.

Nice

[matereymate]

subscribers - or + ignore/or pay attention

=/

>=(

[MrCropper]

Az,

Much better than your philosophic videos. You've found your element - meaningless tripe for the uneducated masses.

[azrienoch]

Ha! So you admit it!  My philosophical videos WEREN'T meaningless tripe!

[Kierketaard]

I feel psychically honored/violated that I randomly tuned into this channel within 3 minutes of you and Mr.Cropper exchanging comments.

[nicanicabad]

I just feel sick-put me anywhere near Crapper and that happens.

[eternalundylnglove]

yeah.

Mr Crapper thinks that only boring lectures qualify as "educational" material.

the arts? blah!

that's just for cheap entertainment!

(approve my friend request girlfriend. we need to talk)

[MrCropper]

"Ha! So you admit it! My philosophical videos WEREN'T meaningless tripe!"

Wrong. Your meaningless tripe for intellectuals was going nowhere. Meaningless tripe for the masses however...

Weigh my words carefully:

'Much better than your philosophic videos. You've found your element - meaningless tripe for the uneducated masses.'

I specify NOT that you are now producing tripe, but that you are producing for the masses. It has ALWAYS been tripe. >: )

[pyrrho314]

lol

[TheAmazingBoob]

Oh, do not feel blue my dear Cropper. Many on youtube turn to your channel, as well as azrienoch's, for shits and giggles. The only difference is that AZ is intentionally attempting to elicit laughter from his audience.

And yes, the educated "masses" also need an outlet for laughter sometimes. You might try it out, it helps reduce stress.

[ArtMusicRepeat]

hahahaha

what a diiiiick. lol

what a way to demonize my kind...one day ill show my face..you'll all see mwahha

[anythingsarcastic]

I'm in love with you, thought you should know.

[azrienoch]

OMG, I was just going to text you to say I fapped in the general direction of my thoughts of you. Okay, not you exactly, but women. Lesbian women. Okay, I didn't fap. I'm just going for laughs. But I love you too.