"I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to... you can lounge around here on her sofa... in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to... but you do not get to watch my fuckin' television set...."
It's implied the woman, and her daughter, are "off" in the film. Typical crazy bitch behavior. When she thinks it's over she can't just part ways she has to lash out and try to rip his fucking heart out on the way out. And Ralph, poor Ralph that poor bastard. He did nothing wrong to anyone and he's caught between not knowing which will come first--dropping a load in his own drawers or possibly getting shot by this wildcat guy Vincent.
Damn poor Pacino: he just survived world war 3, his partner got killed, two of the crooks got away, and now he comes home to find his wife cheating on him. And worse, the guy's watching HIS fucking TV set. All in all, not a good day out.
You can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa in her ex-husband's dead tech post modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch MY fucking television set!
"You can fuck my wife/sister/daughter, eat my food, drink my beer, sleep in my bed, lounge on my sofa...but you do not get to watch MY FUCKING TV!" LMAO! Things I'll remember to say if I ever run into a similar situation. LOL!
I fuckin loooooooove this movie!! Without question my favorite movie and the greatest movie of all time, IMO. And this is my favorite scene, Ralph, SIDDOWN!!!! LMFAO!!
This scene owes its roots to another Michael Mann-helmed project called "Crime Story"...there, star Dennis Farina reacts the exact same way when his character catches his own wife cheating on him, and he says a similar thing to his wife's mistress: "You can date my wife, you can sit on my sofa, but you are not gonna watch my TV!!"
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whys pacino always so dramatic. hes like one of the those videos where its all quiet and your looking to see whats in the video and then a ghost pops out of nowhere and screams. not fun at all.
His being dramatic might have something to do with the fact that he's playing a guy who just found some stranger lounging around his home having just fucked his wife.
kills me everytime hahaha
snipeefox 1 week ago
LOL, I always loved this scene. At 0:54-1:03, the TV was like "Buddy, take it easy will ya?" LOL! Pacino is a legend and so awesome in everything.
PrimeTimeJokesta 2 months ago
Shut Up Ralph! Sit Down!
blucinemafilms 4 months ago
Pacino should have taken out his pistol and turned that guy into a eunuch.
cellomad1 4 months ago
"What are you sorry about, sit down"
"I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to... you can lounge around here on her sofa... in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to... but you do not get to watch my fuckin' television set...."
The Legend Pacino.
lordvoldemort578 6 months ago
2 people got caught by Pacino while watching HIS FUCKING TELEVISION!
44IsoO 7 months ago
"Oh yeah, I made Ralph fuck you?" -and- "Shut up...Ralph, SIT DOWN!!!"
Those lines delivered brilliantly by the master Pacino....
Giua1973 7 months ago
It's implied the woman, and her daughter, are "off" in the film. Typical crazy bitch behavior. When she thinks it's over she can't just part ways she has to lash out and try to rip his fucking heart out on the way out. And Ralph, poor Ralph that poor bastard. He did nothing wrong to anyone and he's caught between not knowing which will come first--dropping a load in his own drawers or possibly getting shot by this wildcat guy Vincent.
ActaNonVerba71 7 months ago
is the scene where he says "I had coffee with McCauley half an hour ago" on youtube
Theprophet524 8 months ago
lmao i love Al
PetefukkinMoore 11 months ago
Damn poor Pacino: he just survived world war 3, his partner got killed, two of the crooks got away, and now he comes home to find his wife cheating on him. And worse, the guy's watching HIS fucking TV set. All in all, not a good day out.
FCCsucks 1 year ago 7
2 people can't watch tv
Aizen1122 1 year ago
Pacino's hilarious when he raises his voice incoherently.
mphlohi 1 year ago
Vintage Al Pacino
Thrashfro384 1 year ago
SAAAAAAT DAAAHN!
JewelzTV 1 year ago
They stole that from crime story!
rgbchild1 1 year ago
You can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa in her ex-husband's dead tech post modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch MY fucking television set!
ideastoday 1 year ago
WHEN PACINO SAYS SIT DOWN - YOU BETTER SIT DOWN !
TheRealHankMoody 1 year ago 5
Ralph doesn't get to watch his television. Damn straight. LMAO. "I'm very angry, Ralph." :D
pretty0recklessbkup1 1 year ago
My best friend and I watched this the other night. he died laughing at that part. he was like 'that'd be me! all he cares about is the fucking tv!'
SG1Mitchell 1 year ago
SIT DOWN! haha f'n priceless
TheMagicMunoz 1 year ago
dude i love this clip but why are you disabling embedding? i wanted to post it...
ultragroove1 1 year ago
this may be from Heat, with a tint of Scarface
DORYA11 1 year ago
Hey, isn't that George Mason from 24?!?!?!
EchoBoomer1987 1 year ago
@EchoBoomer1987 Yes it is, Xander Berkley, who's married to Sarah Clarke who played Nina Meyers. He's in a lot of stuff, though, like Terminator 2.
tonyAJ420 1 year ago
@EchoBoomer1987 yes - Xander Berkeley
q6drum 1 year ago
Heat is such and epically underrated movie...
UnoZocalo 1 year ago
SIT UBU SIT! GOOD DOG WOOF!
hawaiisown50 1 year ago
lmao!!! i never cheated on you bitch.......<3 it
roxy6391 1 year ago
hahahahahaha favorite scene!
Sugardude1000 1 year ago
LUV IT!!!!!
johnyct9760 2 years ago
shut up! ralph...SIT DOWN!
dschultz6072 2 years ago 3
There's some thing disturbingly satisfying about seeing him get really mad at woman.
DylanVanella 2 years ago
I see what you mean, but I think DeNiro dominates that. Something chillingly sexy about it.
themillenia 1 year ago
@themillenia Hell, my dad dominates that, I tend to think all Italian American men dominate it.
DylanVanella 1 year ago
the best quote of the movieXD
willyboy77 2 years ago
dead-tech post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to
LOL
haalladay 2 years ago 3
"You can fuck my wife/sister/daughter, eat my food, drink my beer, sleep in my bed, lounge on my sofa...but you do not get to watch MY FUCKING TV!" LMAO! Things I'll remember to say if I ever run into a similar situation. LOL!
Swordsman808 2 years ago
LOL
I roll over the floor laughing at this...
Man oh man... the best comic relief ever.
hamoodrak 2 years ago
Ralph, SIT DOWN!!
LOL!
blackandgold51 2 years ago
I fuckin loooooooove this movie!! Without question my favorite movie and the greatest movie of all time, IMO. And this is my favorite scene, Ralph, SIDDOWN!!!! LMFAO!!
ClipperQuik42 2 years ago 4
xD Man, almost ever line spoken by Pacino is quote-able here.
"Oh yeah, I made Ralph fuck you...because it makes me feel better."
HarpoTheVillain 2 years ago 19
2nd best line in the whole scene. So classic.
FallGuy82 2 years ago
"Put the television set down...... /facepalm"
lmfao
T800System 2 years ago
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oxsanna101 2 years ago
sid down!!
soulstice99 2 years ago
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Al you big nose camel sell out bitch
onetrashdancer 2 years ago
I fucked your mom. Son of a BIIIIITCH....
thebrick0 2 years ago
brick your little sis taste real good HA HA
onetrashdancer 2 years ago
Shutup, Ralph? SIT DOWN!!!!! fucking owned.
Jayman2121 2 years ago 2
at the end..."SIT DOWN!!!" hilarious
ChrisUSA07 2 years ago 2
Al Pacino:great actor:good looks:FUNNY AS HELL!
AlfredoJamesPacino83 2 years ago 3
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Now fuck face how long would you like me to stay ? Maybe Al won't mind my company , what do you think ?
onetrashdancer 2 years ago
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oxsanna101 2 years ago
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I miss you my sweet little ballerina
onetrashdancer 2 years ago
what in the hell you talking about?!?
oxsanna101 2 years ago 2
This time I did have a few drinks at dinner .
onetrashdancer 2 years ago
I'm very angry ... Ralph ....
insanity21376 2 years ago 2
One of my favorite scenes from pacino.
remsensor 2 years ago 2
just classic!!! I keep watching it several times a day!! :)
joelynnturner87 2 years ago
shut up ralph SIT DOWN!!!! epic
robbie22emmen 2 years ago 14
haha,saikou!!
moonlaker959 2 years ago
I love this scene
acanthopleura 2 years ago
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RobertGoodFella 2 years ago
this scene was funny as hell.
dogooda 2 years ago
lmao!!! Al Pacino= Great Actor
sysy242 2 years ago
i made ralph fuck u..becoz it makes me feel good;-)
carbineghozzi 3 years ago 6
Best scene in the history of movies of all time!
01sTINGER01 3 years ago 6
Best scene of this movie next to the DeNiro/Pacino diner scene.
"You...do...not...get...to...watch...my...fucking...television...set!"
The way he delivers this line makes the whole scene. Hilarious.
newton2105 3 years ago 6
"I'm very angry, Ralph"
Haha, I love Al Pacino!!
kiwi1721 3 years ago 5
Great movie!
paulorodrigo 3 years ago 2
SIDDDDDDOWNN!!
desavage27 3 years ago
that's a fuckin fuuuuuuuuuuunny scene hahahaha
I love al pacino
Pariah87 3 years ago 3
the way he says the "i made ralph fuck you..." line
quality
xboyo123 3 years ago 2
he is damn right ...
almodaini 3 years ago
I'm very angry Ralph!
dcddjc 3 years ago
xander berkely's awesome
Chubachus 3 years ago
I love his voice when he screams "SIT DOWN!!!"
bawireman 3 years ago 8
great remark, yes yes me too!
dcddjc 3 years ago
Yeah, and that he actually turns around, instead of just shouting over his shoulder, gives it much more effect.
JacksInn 2 years ago
Such a brilliant scene, had me in creases the first time I watched it!
tiprun 3 years ago 3
best actor ever!!
molimhvalaizvoli 3 years ago 6
Oh yeah I made Ralph fuck you because it makes me feel good. LOL
jasonfan92 3 years ago 4
u may watch al pacino's films like 88 minutes or Gigli. But u don't watching HIS FUCKING TELEVISION SET.
QuietGiantProduction 3 years ago 6
I'm very angry Ralph
Pellotas 3 years ago 5
SIT DOWN!!!!
maryann1067 3 years ago 6
Ralph! Sit down!
vertigo214 3 years ago 4
im sad that al is getting old. there's no one that can replace him
ValisX 3 years ago 6
The world ends with Al Pacino's death. Everyone knows that.
Impostorzim 3 years ago 7
true... true...
DjMontana42X 3 years ago 2
How this fick lost out to Braveheart is still beyond me.
mdprdu 3 years ago 6
lol :P
quaestuosus 3 years ago
shut up. Ralph..............SIT DOWN!
Burenko7 3 years ago 5
lmao
jfm1200 3 years ago
great film!
magyardzsentri 3 years ago 2
Ralph got OWNED!!!!
DORYA11 3 years ago
omg, al pacino should host to catch a predator instead of chris hanson.
"have a seat...SIT DOWN!!!!"
darkboiwonder 3 years ago 3
do not watch Al Pacino's television.
DORYA11 3 years ago 2
Al is freakin hilarious
pumaman4eva 3 years ago 3
Shut up Ralf... Sit Down!!hahahaha
szaman2501 3 years ago 3
"oh yeah i made Ralph fuck u cos it makes me feel good"
Quality!
bogomilam 3 years ago 7
Priceless...Al Pacino rules!
lun321 3 years ago 4
"i never cheated on you bitch"
Amore Benisi
ashtonSTAYFRESHH 4 years ago 5
This scene owes its roots to another Michael Mann-helmed project called "Crime Story"...there, star Dennis Farina reacts the exact same way when his character catches his own wife cheating on him, and he says a similar thing to his wife's mistress: "You can date my wife, you can sit on my sofa, but you are not gonna watch my TV!!"
CesMan83 4 years ago 3
Vaia Beccoooo...Al Pacino è semplicemente immenso
dionysosfi 4 years ago
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whys pacino always so dramatic. hes like one of the those videos where its all quiet and your looking to see whats in the video and then a ghost pops out of nowhere and screams. not fun at all.
ufc3548 4 years ago
His being dramatic might have something to do with the fact that he's playing a guy who just found some stranger lounging around his home having just fucked his wife.
SentinelConvergence 4 years ago 10
"shut up ralf SIT DOWN!!" heehee he is creazy
BadassScotty 4 years ago 9
so fuckin funny i love the angry Pacino RALPH SIT DOOOWN!!! i think Ralph shitted himself
jimmysixx7 4 years ago 12
That "Sit Down" would've made me shit bricks.
MaxiMezcal 4 years ago 9
lol, i never realized xander berkeley was in heat before.
Chubachus 4 years ago 3
I haven't either... (he is one of my fav actors) until I watched the movie three days ago... it's damn this is the only scene with him.
KristynaKabzanova 4 years ago 3
i started to like him a lot when i was watching 24 season 2 a few months ago. and yeah, too bad hes not in any other scene in heat :(
Chubachus 4 years ago 2
But you do not getto watch my FUCKIN TELEVISON SET!!! I have to say Pacino's the man.
thehighrolla777 4 years ago 4
so hilarious! i love it!
heavenescence1989 4 years ago 2
the best scene..after RD backing over that guy.
MetallicaGirlCharo92 4 years ago 2
this scenr was SO HILARIOUS..."Shut up Ralph...SIT DOWN!!!!!" LMFAO...My favorite Pacino moment
miggy25 4 years ago 4