10 Types of Somali Girls

[TheAmaal93]

checkout my sitcomee for real this time peeps

[TheGulone]

lol that was funny control your thrist, sadly some of those characters are true may my somali sisters succeeed in life peace and love

[LAGDOW]

Fuck this ugly somali bitch.

[eastafricanbreeze]

@Umm6alhah

What's soo haram about this you crazy wahabi?

[SandboxFedaykin]

lul uottawa

[laila1273]

wat the hell is she doin 0.18?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA to funny

[ibehunnybee]

i love this.... =)

[wardahamda]

the girls the first1 she is ugly man she is not somali i hope

[amirsaleh77]

very funny and genuine skits keep up the funny videos and we'll subscribe in our end...:)

[5star612]

lmao at "control your thirst"!!



[TheShaffiey]

hahaha..you guys forgot the combos..those who are 5 in one!

[hollyparkofficial]

BANTU BITCH LOL AND THE OTHER RAR HAMAR ONE LOL

[Wars7498]

@hollyparkofficial how is the girl bantu....she has pure native somali features....she's skinny, tall, has a round shiney for head like all Somali's. Please don't me tell it's because she has dark skin as though Somali are all light skin.

[TheNeverBackDown17]

Hahhahahaha!!!! Amazing ! YOu guys did a wonderful job! Keep at it! :)

[xxbandaxxx]

Lol funny, you guys seem cool.

[TheA90909z]

this is my email sssalhosni@yahoo.com pls contact with me

[Umm6alhah]

akhawat subhan Allah if you care about your akhira, you would not make such videos. Yes it is haram as you have made a joke about it and because I saw this, it is my duty to enjoin that which is good and forbid evil. Please take care for your akhira, this is a brief enjoyment and the akhira is forever. Fear Allah

[Wars7498]

@Umm6alhah stop watching haram videos sheikh!

[zgirl126]

haha u guys r so funny make more videos:)

[sephiroth6131]

id wifey the light skinned one...shes a lil chubby, but we can hit the gym together...plus this is my hometown...613 swag

[maskenmann]

Its less dangerous to swim with sharks than walk thru Somalia

[AFREEKANA]

@maskenmann HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is so true, i was there not long ago, but thats only in mogadishu, the north has better economy then most african coutries and they dont even have a goverment or a central bank

[ha717944]

i dont fall into any of these!!

[13beyondELF]

loool u guyz are funny keep up

[guulwade25]

SHIIIT GABADHA HIJABAN MASHA ALAH WAYE LKN MIDA KALE NIN NIN EEY U EGTAHAY DAAMN ?

[breekwhal]

what is hoyoo?

[thecuriousapple]

@breekwhal means "Mom" in the Somali language!

[xXTrulyYoursAyanXx]

@breekwhal hoyoo is mom in somali

[vially1000]

balaayo dagax uu eeg actin like somali, fckin fufu bittch

[moeweezyh]

ya,ll funny 4real i love it is kool

[murasaki1000000]

Wa fidhyo ficaan sii wadaah, Af-ka Ho'yo ku hadla.



[TheAmaal93]

check my videos out i made a Somali girl sitcom

[abdalle1]

is that Sihams voice in the background in the elavator? lmao this is ridiculous, she was steady eating that baasto sitting criscrossed lol.

[ReturnoftheBrotha]

THe light one looks Niberian and the dark one looks like Plaxico Buress!

[Amaljaiwarra]

Hah you're both hilarious, thanks for this!

[mayflowerstein]

lol u guys forgot the religious fanatic, or the girl who goes out to aroos like everyweek, or the girl who puts on a veil not for allah but so she can get a husband at the mosque smh

[freefantasy101]

@mayflowerstein lmao, the Religious one in the description box was like "the video is haram" lmao

[mayflowerstein]

@freefantasy101 loooooool omg i didnt even see that thanks

[loonylovegood107]

HIStory? I think they mean HERstory ^^

[Pikafuli]

shhhhUTUP!

xD

[PhillyKid07]

most somalis r the gossip girls lol

[RassoRascal34]

You guys have nice chemistry and bounce off each other pretty well. I enjoyed it, thank you!

[dktrnobody]

ur beautiful message me ;) (thirsty girl) ....ahahahaha the religious girl in the description !!!! lol

[GothEvilButterfly91]

@Seanpatrickryan22 What the hell is wrong with you? Please, go die under a rock and go to hell.

[GothEvilButterfly91]

Cool, the college that they go to I've visiyed, its nice.

[ololololololism]

Supermanaxo, lool density? Did you mean dentist? If your gonna insult somebody at least use the correct world.

[TheSal56]

CANADIAN!

[Iantheparty]

LMAO, This is so true.

[raashmaah]

i get bored when i saw this crack idiot video and i vomited shit shame on you and grils shit

[XoxUnknowNx0x]

Somalian People are Hilarious. I have a Somalian friend, She's Hilarious too xP

[TheAmaal93]

checkout my videos :)

[sasunit]

loooool u are the u cracked me up!!!!

[AnnaKingDance]

Girl with the glasses ..funny . Hilarious when she poured water on her lmao. ...

[thecuriousapple]

@Fatoomtmtm wtf? seriously how does that make you better than them? Your just jealous.

[helloimshakiragabo]

@Fatoomtmtm oh because you're so big behind a computer. how are they sharmootooyin? just because they're making a video. fuck you. doesn't even make you a better person.

[MrJOKELA]

You guys who are swearing, fear Allah, give anadvice or be quiet.

[dekamulki]

i like it

[TheAbdi4live]

dat dead wallahi

[KINGSTONUSB2]

funny but there are about 6,000,000 types of somali girls every one of them different personality were all individuals

[Liverpool8Don]

Thumos Up If You Think The Light Skined One Is Nicccccccccceeeeeeeeeee??

[SuperManaxo]

beofore you make this vidoe you should go to da density and fix u r teeth

[kichw]

@SuperManaxo LMFAO@ go to the density damn some of these comments crack me up!

[MsCurbsideprophet]

'History, I think you mean her-story' LOL

[TheQueenl92]

lol in the description,"this video is haram"

[cabdigagale]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, Is this Somali sharmuuto, gagale_abdi@hotmail.com

[babyblue4mua]

"CONTROL YOUR THIRST" *watersplash*

I think I just died.

[TheAmaal93]

checkout my videosssss somali sitcom

[WackkyWariss]

LOOOOOOOOL by far the funniest somali video on youtube! hahahaha

[BrickSquad759]

Aboyo have you ever taste my hoyoo's pasta it's the bomb lool. Can my hoyoo come my friend and i always say that to one another . LMAO You guyz are so funny you should do more funny video keep it up .GOOD JOB

[KosarAbyan]

I normally dont enjoy somali's on youtube (cuz most of them are wack).. But I really liked this.. keep it up girls.. you lot are doing a great job..

[Procrastinator233]

Hahahaha I laughed so hard. Great to finally see Somali GIRLS being creative and showing us some real funny and insightful stuff. AGAIN GREAAAATT JOB

[atown2k3]

but I'm not a rapper!. ..poet! lol

[faroo7a88]

im a gossip girl lol can't lie and i like hejab girl her hands is so mashallah clean and bright looool

[adenliban]

Now if only I had this traffic on my page

[kahleekdavis13]

Am i the only one that caught the supa hot fire refrence

[00nicklock]

Is the blackness a girl or a boy ?

[sunrise4love]

@00nicklock The blackness? Don't be soo rude/ignorant. How about you say "the dark sinned girl", and yes that's a girl

[II7Player]

LUV IT

[MrJoesph95]

@Seanpatrickryan22 that's u hypocrite 

[fadu23]

@Seanpatrickryan22 go fuck yourself you racist Bastart if you are going to be mean dont wacth these video you racist person

[Mbeebeelove]

lmao@ I don't know you and we are in an elevator!

[shadda0]

@Seanpatrickryan22

racist bastard!



[willixoB]

lol is this at ottawa U?

[woopsydoo]

You guys are AWESOME.....sooo LOVE this!

......and contrast to the last comment, you're both really pretty xoxo

[hustlamaan]

fuck you girls are ugly.. no offence (: .

[MrJoesph95]

@hustlamaan u the one thatz ugly and wat the fuck do u watch u sick creep

[bgking2011]

@4:35 WTF Deshawnraw wanna be

[bgking2011]

@4:35 WTF Deshawnraw wanna be..LMAO

[RedNorthern]

Wait....how does a man have a woman's kids? 5:25

[WupeViasco]

The tall darker girl is model material, she looks very exotic!

[BRJ219M]

I sware I know someone for each type this is toooo freaky

[mamushgotswag]

yall forgot the hoodrat/hoe..

[fpsoilder]

OUFFF look at you guys close your goddamn mouth

[hoppedupouttanaija]

you, are the you

[FungalSheep]

lol, "Control Your Thirst!"

Oh, Somalis- ignore all haters. The rest of us love you.

[SuperBase555]

You guys are awesome! Keep up the great job

[eman24888]

3:46 her glasses are broken...wtf

[annabennett69]

any self respecting Canadian can take a little cold Cold!! LMAO!! I love that

[JigaboosAreUgly]

You forgot about The Somali Whore (or renamed her "Thirsty"?)

And The Somali Beggar

And The Somali Cow With 10 Kids on Welfare (overlaps with The Somali Beggar)

[MissSilentWords]

Great!:)

[thedebate111]

@Scmforchrist - I know over 78 somali christians, there reason for conversion is the same.

" Aboowe Jesus is Loveee, and Somali country waxaa weeye is islamic, so if christian ther then somalia will be peace "

May Allah bestow intelligence on the children of Adam, for we are living in times of fear and destruction.

[scmforchrist]

@thedebate111 : I agree with your prayer. May the truth about Jesus be known to Somalis that HE is love, peace, forgiveness and joy. The more Somali Christians speak about HIM (Jesus) the more Somalis will accept HIM.

[aishaamo12]

good1



[OurTube92]

I don't know any Somali girls :(

[mo204254]

@OurTube92 : Me too and I'm Somali. Pathetic, I know! I should move to Toronto !

[OurTube92]

@mo204254 Me too, I currently live Holland, most Somalis here moved to the UK, sorta foreveralone now :D

[TheAmaal93]

checkout my videos :)

[Abshir1it1is]

@scmforchrist Now, please stop this degrading method of using a nations plight and the pains of its people to commercialise your religion, especially on a youtube video (one that has nothing to do with religion or even national concerns on top of that). If you're Christian, congrats, enjoy your love for Jesus (peace and blessings be upon him). Just don't shove it down other people's throats. Or, at the very least, do it on a video actually related to your topic.

[scmforchrist]

@Abshir1it1is :Is that why they kill Christians in Somalia? Because they can't stand people saying read the Bible, love each other, put down your guns, forgive each other you are all one in Christ. There are no clans in Christ, only brothers and sisters loving each other. You don't want to hear that do you! Accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour HE will forgive your sins and give you eternal life. You cannot go to heaven unless your sins are washed in the blood of Christ who died on the cross.

[Abshir1it1is]

@scmforchrist You're right. Those things do occur within Somalia. However, what we need is not to turn away from the Lord and worship his prophet. We need to follow his prophet and worship the Lord. What Somalia needs is not Christianity, it needs a government. The reason those things occur more frequently in our country as opposed to others is because we lack a legitimate government (be it corrupt or otherwise, we just don't have one). We have three "makeshift" and powerless governments.

[scmforchrist]

@Abshir1it1is : Turn away from the Lord? What have Somalis been doing for the last 20 years? They are the ones who have turned away from the Lord. A man is sending me a book he wrote about all the Christian missionaries killed by Somalis, many Italian nuns and priests. Where sin rules anarchy reigns. Many Somalis in Somalia are violent, bloodthirsty sinners and God has withdrawn HIS blessing from your country. Tell me one thing wrong with Jesus' teachings or HIS life - HE is perfect.

[iReMiiXzw]

No offence, but there's always got to be ONE loud lady off the block who's a somalia.

You can hearing screaming (kids getting beats), and I try to give the lady advice, she hits me with her sandal. =[

[okaygoodbye]

Heard about you on CBC too. Keep it coming girls! You are talented and hilarious : )

[BlackHeartDarkSoul]

This is great! Good thing CBC did that interview, or I would've missed it!

[maslax010]

what is wrong with your eyes, the one with the lipstick? are you okay ?

[KayKayCreme]

MAKE MORE VIDEOS!! You girls are hilarious!!!

[goferyergun1]

cooooool, heard you guys on CBC this am. Keep up the good work

[Mutaqi99]

if you pause at 5:07 at the right time then LOL huge mouth. u swallow?

[Jalaqsaan12]

LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  nothin else

[Destinay4lyf]

Am I the only one that found this wrong? In terms of the types of women they were "portraying". I have yet to meet a Somali girl like those listed in the video. Great way to get publicity though!

[loverahada87]

this is funny. I cann't stop laughing hahahaha. no lie but somalian girls are crazy bitches. don't take that the wrong way. you guys make me laugh hahahahahahahaha. ( Thirst girl) you are hell funny. have good humping when you got it.

[lindans101]

omg to funny love it

[moke22]

you guys rock..btw..Are you single? (Thirsty girl)

[64Albere]

This video is haraam." >>> Pardon but to anyone watching this video... could someone please explain to me what these words mean ? Thank You ! Just a person on a life journey to seek and learn knowledge realizing I don,t know everything.. Peace !!

[sabrinarocks1018]

@64Albere It means that it is forbidden in islam.

[Nimo1605]

ur fucking moist



[Whatishappy]

I LOVED THAT. You guys are adorable!!!!! 

[sarigabi]

this is OttawaU!

[TheAmaal93]

NICE VIDEO && CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS

[marie123sexc]

@ 3:02, 257 Simard? You guys filmed this at U of Ottawa? wooooo represent,I go there too, aha. Nice video btw (:

[EurekaPictures]

saqajane that is the best name i've heard. That has the be the girl talking about herstory.

[adenliban]

LIKE THIS AND WATCH MY VIDEOS. upcoming youtuber.

[STLgurl03]

lol dis is some funny shit

[MrZacology]

This video is haram bro

[sabrinarocks1018]

@MrZacology HOW?I don't know why.

[adenliban]

check me out guys.

[Abshir1it1is]

@somrazy3 That aside, how am I to be racist against Somalis whilst being Somali? By mentioning skin tone? I never said that light skin girls are superior to dark skin ones or anything remotely similar. I just mentioned that this one in particular is absolutely gorgeous.

[Abshir1it1is]

@somrazy That comment was not by me. I did not mention the "dark skin girl" at all, though I did refer to the light skin one as "light skin". It's not closeted racism as much as visual distinction. I don't know their names and they're both Somali women. Exactly how I am to explain which one I'm talking about without describing features unique to one as opposed to the other?

[AnnosY]

LOOOOOL!!

[safirpurim]

that was so entertaining!

[bluetiger510]

awesome 

[abshiramal]

You guys are awesome and the darkskin Girl is pretty MAsha Allah you Girls Rock Keep up the Good work...

[Abshir1it1is]

That aside, the light skin girl is a dime. Damn.

[somrazy3]

@Abshir1it1is why are you reffering to her as 'dark skin girl' why not call her the tall girl. that is closeted racism. and 99% of girls look actualy like her. and shes beautiful too and 'dime'

[Abshir1it1is]

@scmforchrist Pastor Andrew, I will not contact you. And I hope that none of my brothers and sisters do. Though probably should and could leave your comment alone, I should ask you not call my people to shirk. With all the troubles and tribulations Somalis are suffering today, turning away from the Lord and worshipping his prophet instead would be the final nail in our coffin. Though he is one the most beloved prophets, even he advocated for us to worship the Lord and creator, not his creation.

[scmforchrist]

@Abshir1it1is : That's interesting because what is happening now in Somalia appears to be the result of a nation that has turned its back on God. The final nails were when they nailed Jesus Christ to the cross to free mankind from their sins (something that hasn't happened in Somalia). Many Somalis are trapped by their sins - rape, female genital mutilation, and violence of all kinds. Accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour and he will free you from your sins - forgive you, and give eternal life

[memyselfandipod]

@scmforchrist swear down? then why have the got the lowest aids rate to the most of african countries? hmmm. look at north nigeria for example, they are so happy with their lives, so they stay in there SHARIA ruled part of the country. now look at the south. they all move to UK. the hausas love their land and the yorubas hate theirs. US MUSLIMS ARE HAPPY. LEAVE US ALONE PLEASE! genital mutliation rape and violence are NOT ISLAM they are extremisms and deviations. i aint replying.

[scmforchrist]

@memyselfandipod: Not islam? I thought you proud Somalis always boast that Somalis are 99.9% Muslims. Now when I point out there is rape, female genital mutilation, warlords, drug use, extortion, murder, the killing of Somali Christians, pirates, in Somalia - and you all know that I am speaking the truth. Then all of a sudden you say "they are not Muslims." Who is left in Somalia that isn't a sinner, tell me that! You Somalis are sinners and need to accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior.

[iheartyoungbae]

@scmforchrist Almost all somalis are muslims, of course there are those whom convert, but that happens with every religion. rape is everywhere in the world, somalia is a country with not much protection for the people living in to so maybe theres more there. i don't know about drug use, the only drug i'v seen them with is that thing they chew. i haven't heard of any killing of somali christians. initially pirates started off with protecting their sea's from others dumping rubbish in to (conti)..

[scmforchrist]

@iheartyoungbae : You haven't done any internet research either. Just check out Al-Shabab and their news conference saying they will kill any Somali Christians found in Somalia. As for generalizing, Somalia is the violence, anarchy capital of the world. That's a fact. Somalia is the basket case of the world and has been for the last 20 years due to the violence and bloodshed at the hands of Somalis and due to people like you, to oblivious or uncaring to do anything about it.

[iheartyoungbae]

@scmforchrist So basically what your saying is al-shabaab speaks for all somalis everywhere and in somalia? bit stupid don't you think. either way i do.thats due to somalis government failing and not being able to protect their people properly. obviously if the government failed all hell lets loose because theres no restrain on criminals. people like me? exactly what do you want me to do? run for presidency? take al-shabaab on by my self? Why don't you do anything? exactly! you can't.

[scmforchrist]

@iheartyoungbae : What I am saying is Somalis are not speaking out against Al-Shabab. And i am doing something? For twenty years I am helping Somali Christians around the world live out their faith, I help them when their families disown them and kick them out of the home, I help them when someone is trying to kill them in an Islamic country, I counsel them when they call and say they have been raped or the family wants them to marry a cousin, and I help abused women. Any other questions?

[iheartyoungbae]

@scmforchrist how do you know they're not? because its not on TV? i highly doubt you've spoken to every somali in the world to get their opinion on the matter. So your some kind of amazing person? helping only a certain type of people and hating on the others doesn't make you a good person. instead of helping people with emotional problems why don't you help innocent children whom are dying of starvation? why don't you help innocent mothers. or do you only help christians?because that not 'good'

[pashun88]

@iheartyoungbae Well said! I can't believe he thinks that Somalis on a whole actually approve of Alshabab. Peace!

[scmforchrist]

@iheartyoungbae : I know Somalis very well, you don't. Most of them love their clan more than anything else so they are afraid to speak up for what is true. SCM helps anyone who calls.

[iheartyoungbae]

@scmforchrist I highly doubt that. How many somali's do you personally know apart from your little group of emotionally depressing people? 200? 300? because if thats so, then thats nothing compared to the countless somali's all over the world. Oh please. if a muslim somali came to you, i know you would turn them away because you only help christians. stop living in denial.

[pashun88]

@scmforchrist They are afraid to "speak up for what is true" because of their clan? What is "true"? And as a Somali, I cant understand what you mean when you say that our clan keeps us from speaking the truth! That doesn't make a lick of sense. Why are you only interested in Somalis as a group to convert? And why do you sum up their happiness to their new found religion? Only Christians can be happy? How does that explain the countless happy Muslims/Buddists/Jewish etc people in this world.

[scmforchrist]

@pashun88 : People can be happy for many reasons. Somali Christians, like all Christians, are happy that they have found salvation in Jesus Christ. They have found eternal life, forgiveness of sins, freedom from the bondage of a sinful nature - and they know they are going to heaven.

[pashun88]

@scmforchrist That's a personal belief! Not everyone shares that view. Anyway, it matters not. My point is that this discussion is not relevant in any way to this video.

[IceBoxInYaHeart]

@scmforchrist Jesus kulaha. Listen, you don't know thing about him. You need to step into the light and open your eyes. Those who convert are not one of us, so you can have them.

[StunningHijabi]

@scmforchrist they deserve capital punishment. period.

[mm955mm]

@scmforchrist Instead of being so ignorant to the people suffering in your own country and focusing on helping "Somali Christians" who in fact chose to convert knowing what their famillies would say/do ..... you should help the people in your own country who are being oppressed and are suffering if you really think of yourself as a Somali. People like you who focus on one specific group of people to help are what's wrong with this world.

[scmforchrist]

@mm955mm : If I choose to be kind, generous and loving to Somalis, why does that make you angry? Somalis need to hear the truth about Jesus - that HE died on the cross for their sins, that HE can give them forgiveness of sins, eternal life, and a new heart. If no one tells them how will they know? Listen and read about Somalis who have become Christians and you'll see how blesses and happy they are.

w w w . s o m a l i c h r i s t i a n s . o r g

[pashun88]

@scmforchrist Look, I kindly ask that you stop spamming the page with your nonsense. It's really annoying! You remind me of the Mormons that used to come knocking on our door every Sunday when I used to live in UT. Very persistent folk. Don't try and shove a religion down people's throat...it's very effective in driving people away!

[scmforchrist]

@pashun88 : Some people are interested in what I am saying. If you don't like it just ignore it. Why do you want to stop others from hearing and participating in a friendly conversation?