Magus Comentates On How to Score More Points on NES Games 3

[duhmez]

I smear acid on my balls to help with the smell. Thought it was safe all along until you openrd my eyes.

[Dygeron92]

3:34

"Don't believe the map you get, or what you hear on the radio. You'll find a lot of misinformation."

Well, aren't you the pot calling the kettle black, Skip Rogers.

[EdMoleMan]

I think skiprogers is great satire, dumbdumbs.

[Gemquist]

Skip was the guy who cast' magic missile on the darkness... without it being funny.

[FireEmblemForever]

Wow, he really shows you where all this stuff is. It really helps that I know card #2 is in a room somewhere in that big building.

Thanks Skip. I feel comfortable with trying to beat Metal Gear again.

Yes, I know Seanbaby commented on the same problem on his site.

[therealcloud2121]

MIGHT BE SPOILERS!!!

gray fox=person who killed naiomi's parents later felt guilt after doing so and adopted her later developted an obsession with snake and had robotic surgurey becoming the cyber ninja and later killed himself for snake

how was that is my metal history alright?

[Mank25]

You can't get hit! *continually takes damage*

[MrSkipRogers]

I was just showing people what would happen if you got hit.........you take demage.

[DeathsNotoriousAngel]

SKIP ROGERS really LIKES THE TASTE OF victory and he's sure you do to. Thats why he's more than happy to share a LITTLE of his knowledge about video games with you. BOYS of all ages should value Skip's advice, after all, they don't wanna look like WEINERS do they? (Try to find the hidden message)

[LazyWorkCreations]

Oh wow, that guy skip is so dorky and unhelpful

[MrSkipRogers]

Hey buddy, do you know how many chicks I get on a daily basis because of my skills?

[ddgafd]

A negative 3,56?

[MrSkipRogers]

That would be POSITIVE buddy!

[OldSchoolGamer1203]

Man, you are by far one of the most boring walkthrough helpers EVER!

[MrSkipRogers]

Watch out for boredom, the boredom, could bore you.

[6Rey1MysterioFan9]

They are probably all fat and discusting pancake freeks

[MrSkipRogers]

No. They like cupcakes.

[ddgafd]

Skip Rogers got his name, because he literally skips all the strategic and actually helpful advice and just tells stuff like: "The fourth stage is tough"

[MrSkipRogers]

Its the fourth LEVEL, not stage. :)

[SirDawkinsthemad]

Wow, Skip is just a plot spoiling machine! "They're not on your side!"

[6Rey1MysterioFan9]

Skip is a fucking douche! LOL

[MrSkipRogers]

No I am not sir, I could own you in two player action in Fire Breather in Action 52!

[Nadarxxx]

lol this shit funny

[CanadianCalabo]

wow. im guessing this is where "noob" came from.

[substancekill]

lol i swore the same thing. noob cam from some where. ive always assumed it from here

[MrSkipRogers]

No, this is where LEGEND came from!

[6Rey1MysterioFan9]

You are a dumb queer you and your stupid ass tip.

THE ACID CAN KILL YOU YOU!

you really think so IDIOT.

[MrSkipRogers]

Yes, acid in real life can kill you.

[GameStub]

Funny shit Magus! Nice job.

[RetroGamer3]

Holy shit funny.

[substancekill]

magus...

this is win! XD

[mr0sparkles4682]

I just love how in the metal gear tips all he says is ,get this and rescue him, he doesn't even tell you where to get things or rescue people

[NLMir]

You pwned Skip once again, man. Great job! :D

[BygPhattyPlus]

"Acid is safe. I always use it as a deoderant!" Great line, Magus!

[Lonewolfjedi]

God this guy sucks, if you're a world video gsme champion you can pretty much get thru things without dying and taking as minimal damage as possible, Use the goggles to see the lasers... DUH, DUMBASS!!! I saw his vid on Wrestlemania and couldn't help "Magus-ing" it, sorry, since seeing these vids I've coined that term

[Icedude32]

omg if i were the one playing in those videos,i would have the balls to tell the viewers that i sucked. Great commentary my friend

[vicviper592]

Good job on bashing this dude. Can't wait till you get to the one about Double Dragon. That part has to be the worst one.

[snake2006]

Yeah, let's not get the remote control missle and use it to deactivate the electric floor.

God I beat the crappy NES port of Metal Gear as a kid BY MYSELF and I was only 5 at the time, and I did a better job than this monkey did.

World video game champion, yeah maybe in his own twisted mind.

[AnarchyBalsac]

Oh gosh magus that was brutal commentary. But funny. :D

[MrSkipRogers]

Yes scoring points in this game is very important. 

Remember, don't let the dogs bite you.

[DukeNukem3DO]

Skip is so stupid

[HappyConsoleGamer]

LOL this was great!

[ronmower]

LOL!

You got to score more points in this game!

[ozsem]

skip called skip cause hes skipping parts of the game.

yeah i know its a bad joke, but its more fact than a joke.

[SmashBrosfreak2020]

Skip is such an idiot.

[Jaygamerfan]

same here.

[MrSkipRogers]

If I am an idiot, how did I become world video game champion?

[alvieao2]

Well MrSkipRogers, maybe because you keep sucking at video games and your tips are useless and nonsensical.

[MrSkipRogers]

..........that helped me become WORLD VIDEO GAME CHAMPION?

[alvieao2]

No, it made you World Video Game CHUMPION!

[MrSkipRogers]

Didn't you see my awesome skills against Metal Man? That is no sign of a chump, but a CHAMP! Just like John Cena, THE CHAMP IS HERE!

[arvilino]

I hate how many times Skip says get.

Get [insert item name], get a [insert item], rescue this guy to get a clue.

Couldn't Skip at least vary what he says like "in this room you will find a submachine gun".

Because saying get over and over is annoying(at least to me).

[TG5455]

I put that if he played Gears of War he will say.

"Get away from the shooters and you will get points"

[goemonbeatsnaruto]

guys, Aqualunggamereviews can kick skips butt on metal gear and I prefer hearing tips from a real pro like Nam Rood or the Gamesmaster.

[TG5455]

Damn Skip your really are a dumbass.

[Bazgothmog]

cool, now we can actually hear you, magus

[Gaviollieo]

Skip Rogers would say the BFG in Doom is useless.

[SmallManGeorge]

Skip by name, Skip by nature!

[tempkn145]

did you see his "account" on youtube yet?

[MagusX1]

Yep I laughed my ass when I saw it lol

[zdude620]

really, what is his supposed youtube account? lol

[MagusX1]

Mrskiprogers

[zdude620]

LOL and isn't he subscribed to you? XD

[zdude620]

he also joined 2 days ago....

[otakufries]

"I use acid as a deoderant" LOL