DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY
Does anyone have the clip where Batista asked someone if they wanted to be buried or cremated and he said it was a statement but it was question fail.
i am so happy batista is out of the wwe. i was never a fan of his. he's big, but he can't walk and breathe at the same time. he's like an over rob terry
basketballs may not hold grudges but can cause people to hold a grudge if they took a basketball hit someone with it. what was the point of that dialogue?
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@FirstAwesomeGamer That epic line is from Batista vs Rey Mysterio fight(forgot which PPV) but Batista became a heel and had a feud with Rey. Oh yeah that epic line "I hate you Batista! I hate you too!" is from that fight too.
There's nothing more pathetic than a very unfunny, almost cringe-worthy comment that is just a stupid mix of catchphrases. Come on YouTubers I thought, well, I was hoping that at least some of you guys were smart.
forget the match with HHH.
basketball vs. undertaker
wrestlemania 28
undertaker 19-1.
phillysports266 1 day ago
Try telling my basketball that :(
TheNewPhreshPrince 1 week ago
Basketballs don't hold grudges. It is an old Filipino proverb.
todei79 1 week ago
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Batista majored in Basket-Ball Psychology.
ImmaGTBaby 1 week ago
holy shit they dont!!!!
zac3473 1 week ago
whaa?
FreakGta4 1 week ago
Lol y did he say this?
liham1000 1 week ago
I'll watch the rest tomorrow
ThePSNFAN911 1 week ago
but they dont!!!
thejordansunny 2 weeks ago
Thats not PG.
Doona1055 2 weeks ago 4
Basketballs, we coming for you nigga!
InuSama95 2 weeks ago 2
BASKETBALLS AREN'T JUST WELCOMED
THEY'RE ALLOWED
bijansta200 2 weeks ago
LMFAOO
25987489 3 weeks ago
no shit
urAHbusta 3 weeks ago
he didnt say that, TELL ME HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
SuperVito008 3 weeks ago
Yes they do!!! lol
WMNWO 4 weeks ago
You Don't Say
OnEMaNDynastYBBA7XLP 1 month ago
so whats ur point sucktista!
trex6321 1 month ago
Are they allowed?
Dekabricks 1 month ago
Phew.....At least we can always rely on basketballs.
mrwrestlemania31 1 month ago
I'm not from US,what do 'grudges' mean?
Adyman182 1 month ago
@Adyman182 Grudge means spite, and if you don't know what spite means then learn to Google. It's also not a US-exclusive word.
amillionminutes 1 month ago
@amillionminutes No,I'm from Bosnia,its not my maternal language
Adyman182 1 month ago
@Adyman182
"Don't hold grudges" means something like "They forgive you if you do them wrong, they will not be angry at you forever".
Dinos86Senior 1 month ago
Do basketballs hold grudges?
rodgers544 1 month ago
i used to hold grudges then i took a basketball to the knee
dmclpmaster688no2 2 months ago 5
@dmclpmaster688no2 You Sir are a genius..
RJKOLord 1 month ago
Batista: YOU WERE SUPPOESED TO BE MY FRIEND BASKETBALL!
Basketball: I used to be your friend, then I took an arr...
Batista: THAT'S IT ONE ON ONE, YOU AND ME, WEAPONS ARE NOT ONLY ENCOURAGED, THEY'RE ALLOWED!
frostytherainman 2 months ago
On the whole, basketballs are very forgiving.
PeeboTyson 2 months ago 2
was this when he had his feud with Khali? Because I remember Khali crushing stuff by using his vise grip
Kane78870 2 months ago
STOOP THAT LOW!!! BASKETBALLS!?!?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!??
UnderKhan 2 months ago
I'm idiot, I don't understand what is funny
TheEtienneLantier 2 months ago
@TheEtienneLantier
Batista has created so many internet memes.
UltimateShadow10 2 months ago
basketballs coming over here and stealing our jobs!!
Xpwn0graphicX 2 months ago 2
@Xpwn0graphicX THEY TOOK ORR JOBS
*Does random redneck gibberish*
figment1988 1 month ago
I understand now... It Begins... there was a basketball... Batista
lhsxcountrychamp 2 months ago
I used to hold grudges but then I took a basketball to the knee.
rockworm503 2 months ago 6
"Basketballs Are Not only Welcomed.....There Allowed.
21fal 2 months ago
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angelitoshowstudio 2 months ago
@angelitoshowstudio To bad, my love of the life lives many many many many miles away from me, and have a boyfriend :)
uberjens 2 months ago
The Ultimate 6 Man Tag Team match of the Century!
Triple H, Batista, Stone Cold Steve Austin vs
The Broom, A Basketball and a Beach Ball!
Winner Takes All!
FrontSeven893Storm 2 months ago
tell that to shaq
lukesta12 3 months ago
Basketballs....we comin' for you nigga!!
XAsMyBloodRunsBlackX 3 months ago 9
Basketballs are supposed to be my FRIEEEEEENDS!
Kn1gHtMaRe00 3 months ago 6
It begins... 2012... Video includes a basketball rolling...
He's coming.
MrNauran 3 months ago 48
@MrNauran LOL, we're in deep shit.
stopscopysme91 3 months ago
now ping pong balls are a bunch of bitches
dimedropper1992 3 months ago
Hockey pucks are mother fuckers though.
bpm1313 3 months ago
he didnt say that, TELL ME! he did not just say that
RORIKONKUMA 3 months ago
that basketball is about to get got.
EazyEandG 3 months ago
Batista: Basketballs don't hold grudges!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: WHAT ??
Joey Styles: OMG !!!
Michael Cole: And I Quote
georgespahouse 3 months ago
TELL THAT TO THE NBA OWNERS AND PLAYERS!
OfficialClutchTheory 3 months ago
Basketballs = Khali's Balls
conradojavier 3 months ago
Batista 3:16 says Basketballs dont hold grudges!
sabifinner 3 months ago 4
Basketballs are supposed to be your friends :D
tatsuhirohitomi 3 months ago
I don't get why this is so funny, he said it because khali deflated a basketball with his hands
Mikeliverpool25 3 months ago
@Mikeliverpool25 It's funny when out of context, like it is here.
amillionminutes 2 months ago
wut?
milllionaiire 3 months ago
this is what the creative team came up with ?
mrwrestlemania31 3 months ago
Basketballs, we're coming for you nigga!
HaDukEn 3 months ago 3
Batista 'Basketballs dont hold grudges'
Basketball 'Im from Winnipeg you idiot'
Booker T 'Basketball we comin for you nigga'
DAN1EL14 4 months ago
"boards... don't hit back" -Bruce Lee... what a joke
SincereCreature 4 months ago
No shit Batista xD reminds me of when Khali deflated that basketball with his hands
TheSurfinbird21 4 months ago
Basketballs we coming for you nigga
TheSkywalker240 4 months ago
Wise words from the Women's champion
zuko25 4 months ago 42
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SaimonImtiaz 4 months ago
Basketballs dont hold grudges - John 3:15
dom44444 4 months ago
I need to see the whole segment! xD
chipsamy 4 months ago
"Basketballs, don't hold grudges"
but duct tape does
l4dhunter200 4 months ago
Batista: "Basketballs don't hold grudges."
Jericho: "My basketball's from Winnipeg, you idiot!"
OneCrayGuy89 4 months ago
@OneCrayGuy89 basketball were coming 2 get u nigger
OCcrazy1 4 months ago
Baords...... don't hit back
wowzers57 4 months ago
He sorta looks like that guy from Gears Of War.
Robozarm 4 months ago
@Robozarm Marcus fenix...u r spot on...
realhbk316 4 months ago
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Volleyballs, however, make good friends on deserted islands.
Oscy 4 months ago
Volleyballs, however, make good friends on deserted islands.
Oscy 4 months ago
@Oscy lol
lebron6548 4 months ago
In America......basketballs hold grudges
In Soviet Russia..........grudges hold us.
ejr23 4 months ago
@ejr23 You did it wrong. Oh dear.
Oscy 4 months ago
Does anyone have the clip where Batista asked someone if they wanted to be buried or cremated and he said it was a statement but it was question fail.
TheHaloChief117 4 months ago
I swear, WWE needs to release a calendar next year full of Batista-isms. ALL of them.
Sanguiluna 4 months ago
0:03 <--- Holds grudges
ThexKingxAKAxEliTe 4 months ago
Boards...don't hit back
psykotikguy66 4 months ago
keep hitting two it sounds like
Broski
Basket
Boston
Ryankie 4 months ago
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They do not
GamerLawPantera 5 months ago
How does that even get to being brought into a promo, thats hilarious.
travisk310 5 months ago
It's baseballs you gotta watch out for. Them's some real assholes.
Bokumaru 5 months ago 155
@Bokumaru don't get me started with hockey pucks they hit you like a rock
hanmerboys 4 months ago
@Bokumaru ROFLMAO!
Clintbdee 4 months ago
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Clintbdee 4 months ago
@Bokumaru you gotta hit em :D
MinusTheRogue 4 months ago
@Bokumaru baseballs are total pussbags compaired to hockey pucks
those fuckers break youre jaw at over a hundred miles an hour
mrquackadoodlemoo 4 months ago
They don't hold grudges, but not only are they welcome.... THEY'RE ALLOWED.
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It looks like he
*searches pocket for glasses*
looks like
*keeps searching*
Looks like...
I left my glasses at my office.
Shit.
lostenmusic 5 months ago
Press 1 over and over and he'll say that's cute over and over..
BellesBeauty16 5 months ago
25 people have grudges against basketballs.
BellesBeauty16 5 months ago
Batista: Basketballs...dont hold grudges!
Jericho: Im from Winipeg you idiot!
Jim Ross: OH MAH GAWD!
V01C3Y 5 months ago
WHOO BASKETBALLS!
Gamegurru 5 months ago in playlist WWE
My basketball won an Olympic Gold Medal, with a broken freakin neck!!!!
UnderKhan 5 months ago 177
wut????????
milllionaiire 5 months ago
Press 1 over and over.....
Arkipelago2 5 months ago
BASKETBALLS DON'T HOLD GRUDGES!!!!
.......but in Soviet Russia........
jkotheprodigy89 5 months ago
Basketballs......ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!!!
QuietGiantProduction 5 months ago 3
i like the part when he said basketballs dont hold grudges
peekocking247 6 months ago
Wrestlemania 28: Batista vs. Basketball, Hardcourt match.
TranquilFury1993 6 months ago
Basketballs don't hold grudges, Weapons are not only welcomed.....they're aloud and you slip on aprons smooooootttthhhh
EllDudeRocks 6 months ago
Ladies and gentlemen, that was Basketball 101 by Professor Dave Batista.
Now onto Lesson #2: Basketballs are not only welcomed......they're allowed.
And then Lesson #3: Basketballs are supposed to be your friend.
LordSesshomaru028 6 months ago
@LordSesshomaru028 #4 They are not thing about u
They are not Thinking about They are thinking about Themself
MegaSuperlame 6 months ago
@LordSesshomaru028 #5They Hate You Too
MegaSuperlame 6 months ago
@LordSesshomaru028 #6 They hate duct tape they said "DUCT TAPE ARE YOU SERIOUS"
MegaSuperlame 6 months ago
@LordSesshomaru028 Book name Basketballs Dont Hate Themseltf Serious
MegaSuperlame 6 months ago
Couldn't have said it better myself Batista :D
GTADaN19 6 months ago
25 basketballs do hold grudges
rubenthecuban415 6 months ago
@GOR225
CM Punk Challenges a Fan to a Fight video.
Adiorocks949 6 months ago 2
The more you know ?
aceisking 6 months ago
can someone tell me what he was meant to say ?
EananC 6 months ago
Basketballs sell better than Botchtista.
jeffbrister2004 6 months ago 5
Batista: Basketball don't hold grudges
Basketball: I'm from winnipeg you idiot!
xCeRTiFiieDx 6 months ago
@xCeRTiFiieDx -__-
CMPunkMassaroSVR 6 months ago
Basketballs, we comin' fo you nigga!
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batista: basketball dont hold grudges
kahli:dsjfhdisjfhidfdjkos
ranjin singh: kahli says- im from india u idiot!
MRSPEARMEN1 6 months ago
keep pressin 6
TheTrevahn95 6 months ago
Basketball we comin for you nigguh
TheMudmonstro 6 months ago
he does have a valid point..
LiverpoolNathan908 7 months ago
@LiverpoolNathan908 I agree. Basketballs don't hold grudges. It's not like he's lying!
Condud1 6 months ago
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Batista we commin for you nigga
karr017 7 months ago
Batista we commin for you nigga
NICKWAPPERER117 7 months ago
You know, hes right.
Thescreensaverr 7 months ago
this reminds me of bruce lee's enter the dragon: boards do not hit back
iBischoff 7 months ago
lol.by far the funniest batista moment ever!!
jeffhardylover1992 7 months ago
Words of wisdom. Batista is the new Yoda or Confusious.
bigevil1001 7 months ago
Bastista " Basketball dont hold grudges
Basketball: U were suppose to be my friend
UNDERTAKERTHEPHENOM 7 months ago
He's wrong... once i slammed a basketball real hard against a wall and it bounced back and hit me.
kylelachelt 7 months ago
Cm who?
cokemanpac 7 months ago
"Basketballs don't hold grudges!"
"You have a vaginaaa!"
MrNauran 7 months ago 6
Dayum , that shits deep , gotta smoke some pot to get there.
ThePianoPhenomenon 7 months ago 2
Batista's mic skills are the best in the business. Nope, I didn't think I could type that with a straight face.
leonpowalski2008 7 months ago
Basketballs don't hold grudges, tables do.
Speedy149U 7 months ago
Batista: Basketballs don't hold grudges!
Basketball: I'm from winnipeg you idiot!
TheSalman5555 7 months ago
i am so happy batista is out of the wwe. i was never a fan of his. he's big, but he can't walk and breathe at the same time. he's like an over rob terry
Rikset11 7 months ago
basketballs don't hold CRUTCHES!!!
joshuadiesel 7 months ago
basketballs may not hold grudges but can cause people to hold a grudge if they took a basketball hit someone with it. what was the point of that dialogue?
RKOHBK100 7 months ago
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BASEketballs don't hold grudges.
sbhawkins912 7 months ago
what this means actually? lol
1234dragonsky 7 months ago
Batista: "Basketballs...dont hold grudges"
Me: "yeahh and not from winnpeg either!" LMAO
MRZMORRISON16 7 months ago
Basketballs.....Don't hold Grudges,they are allowed !!!!!!
SinCity2100 7 months ago
*enter not funny dialogue here*
jduff2011 7 months ago
stop adding your own dialogues 99% of the time they arent funny
TheInferno515 8 months ago 4
hmmm, how insightful =P
KerrDogga 8 months ago
Yeah. The Golden Rule
LoneWolve11111243 8 months ago
@GOR225 /watch?v=Jf_2Bido3PM I dont know if you mean this one?
xoxBethBabyxox 8 months ago
@GOR225 /watch?v=qqTXMLiPP2w-- Wait I got it its this one
xoxBethBabyxox 8 months ago
@GOR225 try "CM Punk challenges fan to a fight"
Maxpower13 8 months ago
@Maxpower13 I love you.
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JOHNCENAisDOMO 8 months ago
Can someone please explain the context of that to me?
ggcux 8 months ago
Kid: I hate basketballs Batista
Batista: Basketballs don't hold grudges!
xrain90 8 months ago
Batista: "Basketballs don't hold grudges!"
Jeff Hardy: Praise the lord, yeeeah!
LilSoul88 8 months ago
@LilSoul88 WTF
RicanX5 8 months ago
Batista: Basketballs don't hold grudges
Basketball: THE HELL WE DON'T! I HATE YOU BATISTA
Batista: ...
HOOMV 8 months ago
Basketballs dont hold grudges Batista, but DUCT TAPE does!
SDGwrestling 8 months ago
@SDGwrestling Use the duct tape to tape your fingers together so you are unable to post stupid comments from this day forth.
BeastOfOlympus 8 months ago
@BeastOfOlympus what bug flew up your big ass?
SDGwrestling 8 months ago
@SDGwrestling 'm quite sure that may be uncomfortable if it did happen.
BeastOfOlympus 8 months ago
Me: Why don't basketballs hold grudges?
Michael Cole: Because Batista is the womens champion
Bobby Lashley: NOOOOOOO
JOHNCENAisDOMO 9 months ago
I don't know. I once let a basketball roll into the street into the path of a car. It was undamaged but it never looked at me the same way again.
LostRegalian 9 months ago
I'm not very good at english, so can you tell me where the joke is? What is funny here?
Powyz 9 months ago
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WESTSIDE35928 9 months ago
@FirstAwesomeGamer That epic line is from Batista vs Rey Mysterio fight(forgot which PPV) but Batista became a heel and had a feud with Rey. Oh yeah that epic line "I hate you Batista! I hate you too!" is from that fight too.
crashpal 9 months ago
@GOR225 Are you talking about "Booker T says Hulk Hogan is a Nigga" video?
jc2753 9 months ago
@GOR225 here /watch?v=Jf_2Bido3PM
topdinero 9 months ago
@GOR225 i think its Booker t calls hulk hogana nigga
o0Beasting0o 9 months ago
There's nothing more pathetic than a very unfunny, almost cringe-worthy comment that is just a stupid mix of catchphrases. Come on YouTubers I thought, well, I was hoping that at least some of you guys were smart.
MichaelColeMiner 9 months ago
Stoop that low!! Basketballs!?!? Are you serious!? Basketballs!!?!??
SuntanHulk 9 months ago
Tired meme: zzZzZZZZZzzzz
wixxed 9 months ago