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  • forget the match with HHH.

    basketball vs. undertaker

    wrestlemania 28

    undertaker 19-1.

  • Try telling my basketball that :(

  • Basketballs don't hold grudges. It is an old Filipino proverb.

  • holy shit they dont!!!!

  • whaa?

  • Lol y did he say this?

  • I'll watch the rest tomorrow

  • but they dont!!!

  • Thats not PG.

  • Basketballs, we coming for you nigga!

  • BASKETBALLS AREN'T JUST WELCOMED

    THEY'RE ALLOWED

  • LMFAOO

  • no shit

  • he didnt say that, TELL ME HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

  • Yes they do!!! lol

  • You Don't Say

  • so whats ur point sucktista!

  • Are they allowed?

  • Phew.....At least we can always rely on basketballs.

  • I'm not from US,what do 'grudges' mean?

  • @Adyman182 Grudge means spite, and if you don't know what spite means then learn to Google. It's also not a US-exclusive word.

  • @amillionminutes No,I'm from Bosnia,its not my maternal language

  • @Adyman182

    "Don't hold grudges" means something like "They forgive you if you do them wrong, they will not be angry at you forever".

  • Do basketballs hold grudges?

  • i used to hold grudges then i took a basketball to the knee

  • @dmclpmaster688no2 You Sir are a genius..

  • Batista: YOU WERE SUPPOESED TO BE MY FRIEND BASKETBALL!

    Basketball: I used to be your friend, then I took an arr...

    Batista: THAT'S IT ONE ON ONE, YOU AND ME, WEAPONS ARE NOT ONLY ENCOURAGED, THEY'RE ALLOWED!

  • On the whole, basketballs are very forgiving.

  • was this when he had his feud with Khali? Because I remember Khali crushing stuff by using his vise grip

  • STOOP THAT LOW!!! BASKETBALLS!?!?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!??

  • I'm idiot, I don't understand what is funny

  • @TheEtienneLantier

    Batista has created so many internet memes.

  • basketballs coming over here and stealing our jobs!!

  • @Xpwn0graphicX THEY TOOK ORR JOBS

    *Does random redneck gibberish*

  • I understand now... It Begins... there was a basketball... Batista

  • I used to hold grudges but then I took a basketball to the knee.

  • "Basketballs Are Not only Welcomed.....There Allowed.

  • @angelitoshowstudio To bad, my love of the life lives many many many many miles away from me, and have a boyfriend :)

  • The Ultimate 6 Man Tag Team match of the Century!

    Triple H, Batista, Stone Cold Steve Austin vs

    The Broom, A Basketball and a Beach Ball!

    Winner Takes All!

  • tell that to shaq

  • Basketballs....we comin' for you nigga!!

  • Basketballs are supposed to be my FRIEEEEEENDS!

  • It begins... 2012... Video includes a basketball rolling...

    He's coming.

  • @MrNauran LOL, we're in deep shit.

  • now ping pong balls are a bunch of bitches

  • Hockey pucks are mother fuckers though.

  • he didnt say that, TELL ME! he did not just say that

  • that basketball is about to get got.

  • Batista: Basketballs don't hold grudges!

    Jerry "The King" Lawler: WHAT ??

    Joey Styles: OMG !!!

    Michael Cole: And I Quote

  • TELL THAT TO THE NBA OWNERS AND PLAYERS!

  • Basketballs = Khali's Balls

  • Batista 3:16 says Basketballs dont hold grudges!

  • Basketballs are supposed to be your friends :D

  • I don't get why this is so funny, he said it because khali deflated a basketball with his hands

  • @Mikeliverpool25 It's funny when out of context, like it is here.

  • wut?

  • this is what the creative team came up with ?

  • Basketballs, we're coming for you nigga!

  • Batista 'Basketballs dont hold grudges'

    Basketball 'Im from Winnipeg you idiot'

    Booker T 'Basketball we comin for you nigga'

  • "boards... don't hit back" -Bruce Lee... what a joke

  • No shit Batista xD reminds me of when Khali deflated that basketball with his hands

  • Basketballs we coming for you nigga

  • Wise words from the Women's champion

  • Basketballs dont hold grudges - John 3:15

  • I need to see the whole segment! xD

  • "Basketballs, don't hold grudges"

    but duct tape does

  • Batista: "Basketballs don't hold grudges."

    Jericho: "My basketball's from Winnipeg, you idiot!"

  • @OneCrayGuy89 basketball were coming 2 get u nigger

  • Baords...... don't hit back

  • He sorta looks like that guy from Gears Of War.

  • @Robozarm Marcus fenix...u r spot on...

  • Volleyballs, however, make good friends on deserted islands.

  • @Oscy lol

  • In America......basketballs hold grudges

    In Soviet Russia..........grudges hold us.

  • @ejr23 You did it wrong. Oh dear.

  • Does anyone have the clip where Batista asked someone if they wanted to be buried or cremated and he said it was a statement but it was question fail.

  • I swear, WWE needs to release a calendar next year full of Batista-isms. ALL of them.

  • 0:03 <--- Holds grudges

  • Boards...don't hit back

  • keep hitting two it sounds like

    Broski

    Basket

    Boston

  • How does that even get to being brought into a promo, thats hilarious.

  • It's baseballs you gotta watch out for. Them's some real assholes.

  • @Bokumaru don't get me started with hockey pucks they hit you like a rock

  • @Bokumaru ROFLMAO!

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  • @Bokumaru you gotta hit em :D

  • @Bokumaru baseballs are total pussbags compaired to hockey pucks

    those fuckers break youre jaw at over a hundred miles an hour

  • They don't hold grudges, but not only are they welcome.... THEY'RE ALLOWED.

  • Press 1 over and over and he'll say that's cute over and over..

  • 25 people have grudges against basketballs.

  • Batista: Basketballs...dont hold grudges!

    Jericho: Im from Winipeg you idiot!

    Jim Ross: OH MAH GAWD!

  • WHOO BASKETBALLS!

  • My basketball won an Olympic Gold Medal, with a broken freakin neck!!!!

  • wut????????

  • Press 1 over and over.....

  • BASKETBALLS DON'T HOLD GRUDGES!!!!

    .......but in Soviet Russia........

  • Basketballs......ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!!!

  • i like the part when he said basketballs dont hold grudges

  • Wrestlemania 28: Batista vs. Basketball, Hardcourt match.

  • Basketballs don't hold grudges, Weapons are not only welcomed.....they're aloud and you slip on aprons smooooootttthhhh

  • Ladies and gentlemen, that was Basketball 101 by Professor Dave Batista.

    Now onto Lesson #2: Basketballs are not only welcomed......they're allowed.

    And then Lesson #3: Basketballs are supposed to be your friend.

  • @LordSesshomaru028 #4 They are not thing about u

    They are not Thinking about They are thinking about Themself

  • @LordSesshomaru028 #5They Hate You Too

  • @LordSesshomaru028 #6 They hate duct tape they said "DUCT TAPE ARE YOU SERIOUS"

  • @LordSesshomaru028 Book name Basketballs Dont Hate Themseltf Serious

  • Couldn't have said it better myself Batista :D

  • 25 basketballs do hold grudges

  • @GOR225

    CM Punk Challenges a Fan to a Fight video.

  • The more you know ?

  • can someone tell me what he was meant to say ?

  • Basketballs sell better than Botchtista.

  • Batista: Basketball don't hold grudges

    Basketball: I'm from winnipeg you idiot!

  • @xCeRTiFiieDx -__-

  • Basketballs, we comin' fo you nigga!

  • keep pressin 6

  • Basketball we comin for you nigguh

  • he does have a valid point..

  • @LiverpoolNathan908 I agree. Basketballs don't hold grudges. It's not like he's lying!

  • Batista we commin for you nigga

  • You know, hes right.

  • this reminds me of bruce lee's enter the dragon: boards do not hit back

  • lol.by far the funniest batista moment ever!!

  • Words of wisdom. Batista is the new Yoda or Confusious.

  • Bastista " Basketball dont hold grudges

    Basketball: U were suppose to be my friend

  • He's wrong... once i slammed a basketball real hard against a wall and it bounced back and hit me.

  • Cm who?

  • "Basketballs don't hold grudges!"

    "You have a vaginaaa!"

  • Dayum , that shits deep , gotta smoke some pot to get there.

  • Batista's mic skills are the best in the business. Nope, I didn't think I could type that with a straight face.

  • Basketballs don't hold grudges, tables do.

  • Batista: Basketballs don't hold grudges!

    Basketball: I'm from winnipeg you idiot!

  • i am so happy batista is out of the wwe. i was never a fan of his. he's big, but he can't walk and breathe at the same time. he's like an over rob terry

  • basketballs don't hold CRUTCHES!!!

  • basketballs may not hold grudges but can cause people to hold a grudge if they took a basketball hit someone with it. what was the point of that dialogue?

  • what this means actually? lol

  • Batista: "Basketballs...dont hold grudges"

    Me: "yeahh and not from winnpeg either!" LMAO

  • Basketballs.....Don't hold Grudges,they are allowed !!!!!!

  • *enter not funny dialogue here*

  • stop adding your own dialogues 99% of the time they arent funny

  • hmmm, how insightful =P

  • Yeah. The Golden Rule

  • @GOR225 /watch?v=Jf_2Bido3PM I dont know if you mean this one?

  • @GOR225 /watch?v=qqTXMLiPP2w-- Wait I got it its this one

  • @GOR225 try "CM Punk challenges fan to a fight"

  • @Maxpower13 I love you.

  • Can someone please explain the context of that to me?

  • Kid: I hate basketballs Batista

    Batista: Basketballs don't hold grudges!

  • Batista: "Basketballs don't hold grudges!"

    Jeff Hardy: Praise the lord, yeeeah!

  • @LilSoul88 WTF

  • Batista: Basketballs don't hold grudges

    Basketball: THE HELL WE DON'T! I HATE YOU BATISTA

    Batista: ...

  • Basketballs dont hold grudges Batista, but DUCT TAPE does!

  • @SDGwrestling Use the duct tape to tape your fingers together so you are unable to post stupid comments from this day forth.

  • @BeastOfOlympus what bug flew up your big ass?

  • @SDGwrestling 'm quite sure that may be uncomfortable if it did happen.

  • Me: Why don't basketballs hold grudges?

    Michael Cole: Because Batista is the womens champion

    Bobby Lashley: NOOOOOOO

  • I don't know. I once let a basketball roll into the street into the path of a car. It was undamaged but it never looked at me the same way again.

  • I'm not very good at english, so can you tell me where the joke is? What is funny here?

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  • @FirstAwesomeGamer That epic line is from Batista vs Rey Mysterio fight(forgot which PPV) but Batista became a heel and had a feud with Rey. Oh yeah that epic line "I hate you Batista! I hate you too!" is from that fight too.

  • @GOR225 Are you talking about "Booker T says Hulk Hogan is a Nigga" video?

  • @GOR225 here /watch?v=Jf_2Bido3PM

  • @GOR225 i think its Booker t calls hulk hogana nigga

  • There's nothing more pathetic than a very unfunny, almost cringe-worthy comment that is just a stupid mix of catchphrases. Come on YouTubers I thought, well, I was hoping that at least some of you guys were smart.

  • Stoop that low!! Basketballs!?!? Are you serious!? Basketballs!!?!??

  • Tired meme: zzZzZZZZZzzzz