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  • praying mantis is like: GTFO OF MY HOUSE, FUUUUUU!!!

  • Cat: meow meow..pfft pffft.......

    Mantis: fuck off...fuck off...(woopish)

    Cat: pfft pffftt.....

    Mantis: that's it...ur ass is grass!

  • lol

  • Lol!

  • I doubt that's an actual cat's paw. It's too slow on the pull back

  • MY cat beat the shit out of a mantis, though I love mantis...I had to see the outcome.

  • Omfg OWNAGEEEEEEEEE ! ! ! ! !

  • just got cat nipped!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH WHY

  • Cat Scratch Fever!

  • jaajjajajajajaja murio el gato?

  • at 0:11 i was sure, the cat will die

  • Can they attack you?

  • @ThatOneGuy1027 Only if you try to poke them. As far as I understand, mantids' nervous systems are wired to make them strike out at anything that comes near them so they can catch a tasty bug (they're overall slow-moving critters, so fast reflexes are necessary to get any lunch for them). They're otherwise harmless to humans if you just observe them.

  • ninja attack "hatchaaaaa"

  • I was visiting my family in another country one time and they called them something like nosejumpers or something. It jumped on my shirt. I freaked out and I don't know what happened to it.

  • Who won?

  • Scyther wins and Meowth retrets. XD

  • Whoa, shoot! Ok let me get this straight, would that thing bite US?

  • @Lavenderrose73 Yeah, they tend to get pissy... And that one looked like a female. Definitely not one you'd want to mess with. =/

    Especially if its a girl.

  • @punksk8r1792 Welllll, it IS the girl that bites his head off while mating. Lol The ALL DREADED HONEYMOON!!! x D

  • @Lavenderrose73 Lol. Praying mantis females display PMS at it's finest.

  • @punksk8r1792 Yeah, they were probably the first to have it. Poor cat, S/he get bitten?

  • @Lavenderrose73 I don't think the cat was seriously injured. After all, the praying mantis would most likely get latched onto the cat's fur if anything.

    If it were a human, however, we would probably be more likely to get bitten by it because our skin is bare.

    The cat probably was okay because of its fur being in the way of its skin, so the mantis might only go as far as eating a mouthful of hair. Lol.

  • @punksk8r1792 I never knew that a preying mantis could bite us until this video; I thought they were no more threat to us than grasshoppers. Isn't it true though, that they'll only mess with us if we mess with them?

  • @Lavenderrose73 Yeah, I've always seen them get defensive when you get too close.

  • @punksk8r1792 I'll be sure to keep my distance. Lol I prefer butterflies anyway.

  • Can it harm the cat? Or does it just scare it away??

  • Feisty little guy :P

  • 4 cats lost their paws to a mantis...

  • That Mantis is brave. XD

  • that mantis doesn't give a fuck

  • Spoiled sport mantis got pissed at losing the Slaps game.

  • -hey wha?

    -stop it!

    -i said..

    -you want..

    -i swear..

    -MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  • @VerryJerry90 lol

    

  • @tonyplayswonderking i know right XD

  • The cat was never seen or heard of again

  • -The head of a cat rolls past the screen-

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  • LOL bad mantis

  • I'm impressed at the quality of this video. What make of camera did you use?

  • 1: Da hell? back off

    2: What'd I just say?!

    3: IM WARNING YOU FURBALL

    4: NOW DAMN YOU LAST CHA-

    5: FUCK THIS AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH

  • @hunk916 LOLOLLOLLOLOLOL

  • o cara que filmou devia estar dormindo.

  • 1st time: Huh? Hey, back off, kitty.

    2nd time: I said back off! I'm warning you!

    3rd time: BACK THE F*CK OFF OR I'LL F*CK UP YOUR SH*T!!

    4th time: Okay, back off now or I'll swear to god I'll-

    5th time: HOKUTO SHINKEN!! ... Omae wa mou shindeiru.

  • thumbs up for chuck norris's mantis!!!!!!!!!!! yeah! :D

  • is he killed him ?

  • The cat would have eaten the mantis!

  • LOL xD

  • nice resolution, what camera is it?

  • lol

  • that was fuckin sweet when it jumped i wasnt expecting all that lmao.

  • haha UFC LITEWEIGHT EVENT!!!!!! NATURE EDITION "and here comes kitty with that left jab, oh wait mantis counters it OH wait mantis comes back with a knockout right hook oh ground and pound lmafoa

  • I want to request a cheap video edit of this video! When it attacks the cat and goes off screen I would like to see some sort of violent blood splatter. As if it violently killed the poor kitty! XD

  • aww that is so cute

  • Scyther used cut on Meowth

    its super effective

    Scyther gained 1016 Exp.

  • @abivip great comment

  • @abivip What the fuck is this about, i'm not the only one wondering this eigther? Enlighten us please.

  • @peter11772 ???

    It's Pokemon.

  • @abivip what the fuck are you babbling about? Scyther gained 1016 Exp idiot

  • @Seigu007

    you have no sense of humour. if you dont get it you are obviously sour about it. idiot

  • @abivip I believe you mean:

    A wild MEOWTH appeared!

    Go, SCYTHER!

    SCYTHER used SLASH!

    A Critical Hit!

    MEOWTH fainted!

    SCYTHER gained 9001 Exp!

  • @offyerrocker I believe he means what he means, he just needs to add, like you said, A wild Meowth appeared!

    Go Scyther! and

    Meowth fainted, he can keep the move cut.

  • @Lemmy0124

    True, but Cut is a terrible move, and fanboys die hard.

  • @offyerrocker I know cut sucks and all, but might as well let him be lol.

  • @Lemmy0124 Lol, okay.

  • LOL

  • its a ninja

  • Mantis is pure alpha.

  • GET SOME!

  • This needs epic fight music.

  • tat's what u get for messing around with a praying mantis!!

    they're known for their bold and conspicuous behaviour

  • I love how a big mantis will stand it's ground and fight when it is attacked. No fear.

  • This deserves some funny dubbing and sound effects.

  • ouch, poor mantis :( :D

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  • i think the cts last word were:OMG

  • cat pretty stupid

  • ... and then the mantis proceed to beat the living daylight out of the cat offscreen.

  • wat did it do to the cat D:?

  • Those things are huge and ugly!

  • @sexykitten0627 you mean cats?

  • "Let me go... I ain't playin'... quit it... a'ight THAT'S IT MOTHAFUCKA!!"

  • @GenghisKhanPolitics lolololololol

  • Good camera

  • hey wats your problem

    stop

    i fukin hait you die

  • beautiful defensive display!

  • LMAO

  • Chuck Norris + Bruce Lee = Chuck Lee. Chuck Lee + praying mantis = this video.

  • If the cat would ever try to eat the mantis then it would choke bc the praying mantis would grab onto it's throat with those sharp things.

  • I'm pretty sure the cat would kill the mantis before eating it.

  • @NintendoDSVampire that would be freaking amazing if there was an insect that did that, played dead then got swallowed whole then killed it's victim and ate it from the inside out. shieeeet that would be amazing. lol.

  • LOL that was funny

  • thats so freakn cool

  • yaahahahaa

  • LMFAO.

  • 0:12

    cat: *Gulp* "Yummy praying mantis!"

  • i want one rlly bad anyone know where i can get one

  • @dergo4411 you can buy mantis egg cases online for cheap. Easiest way to do it is to mount them in a garden then they will hatch there. Adults stay around the places they hatched so you will find adults later that summer.

  • @dergo4411 depends what state are you in i find mine out side

  • where'd it go?! that thing's a ninja!!!

  • lol wow that mantis is a bad ass

  • I KILL YOU

  • Hey do you mind if I use this in a vid? I got an idea from one of the comments below. I'll credit you and them. I wont claim it as my own

  • you is too fluffy DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the cats like "OH SHIT GET IT OFF"

  • DAmn thats cleean. I wanna see two mantis fight

  • Thats what you get for being an assf**k

  • cat says : this is madness

    mantis says : this is sparta!

  • Good one! ;)

  • OOO Combo........... FINISH HIM! from the mantis's eye view " Everybody was kung fu fighting... killing cats like lightning... STRIKES! it was a little bit frightning..." and thats all i know... with a few words changed of course

  • 1st time : hey what the....

    2nd time : go away

    3rd time :GTFO

    4th time : YOURE DEAD

  • @KiWiDingDong 3rd time is like GTFA

    4th time is like you really want to go

    5th time is Time to die

  • the last move,IT TIME FOR REVENGE! flew abit(i think) and grab and he kick the cat in the eye and he use his razor claw and cut it to half T.T

    RIP cat

  • pissed of little mantis

  • ATTTTTTAAACKKKK MOOOODDDDEEE

  • I love mantises. They're like the ninjas of the insect world. lol

  • Hey, back off! i said back off! Back off! Back off or else.... Back o.. shit, DIE BITCH!!!

  • was the praying mantis pregnant? It has something big on its lower body.

  • @arnoldhwang i think(using my logic)it same like cat to make it bigger to scard the hell out of it eg,if a praying mantis peacefuly playing with you and suddenly you scard him and he become big will you be scard?

  • Cat has startled the witch!

  • lol big bug

  • cats like what is this then says oh shit when the mantis attacks.

  • I laughed

  • Lucky the cat was just curious and not letting the call of the wild kick in. ^.^ Cute vid anyway.

  • lol it's funny how everyone's dennying the obvious... the mantis latched on to the cat's paw and offscreen got fucked over by the cat... i mean common sense guys lol..

  • If that mantis was chinese :P

  • Go Mantis, go!

  • 0:11

    ''Mutha..... i told your gray ass to stop messing with me its on now bitch

  • the cats like, omg i love playing with leafs!, AAAARRRGGGHHHH!

  • LOL!

  • "mantis strike cat" one crazy bug lol!!!

  • hahaha lol

  • lol it warned the cat and then just dived at its face lol!

  • FIGHT HARD BRAVE MANTIS

  • LOL LOL 0:11

    "AW HELL NAW!"

  • pretty much what i thought fella :D

  • sign him up

  • 0:11

    "I... thought I... TOLD THIS MOTHER FUCKER"

  • High Cats:

    Cat1:Dude.... there's a like a mantis....

    Cat2:Omg, I'm like, gonna touch it

    Cat1:Your fuckin crazy man.....

  • LOL the cat was probably thinking oh shit.

  • I wonder what happened once the mantis lunged at the cat lol=)

  • RIP praying Mantis, got more braun then brain.

  • That is one pretty mantis. Do you know which kind?

  • this is a Chinese Mantis.

  • and we have here a gray cat.

  • "No touchy!"

    "No touchy!"

    "I SAID NO TOUCHY!,DIE!!!!"

  • Oh man I love my Mantis its so jokes when it does the boxing motions hahahahaha

  • LMFAO @ :13.

    Mantis isn't here to fuck around.

  • lolz kitty kay got owned

  • LOL

  • that was so pownage =)

  • imagin if the pray mantis ate the cat give it wounds that kill if the eating it

  • Whaaaaaar-harharhahar

    WOW! At first I thought the lil Mantis had guts taking a swipe at the huge paw. But when it finally jumped on the cat I laughed my socks off. I want to see the rest of the footage where the cat appears on cam with a black eye, and in the backgroung all you can here is the Mantis shouting "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN....Furry bastard".

  • that cat got totally owned man plain whoop a**

  • lol i have always love this piece of shit

  • That is "MANTIS" from KUNG FU PANDA.

  • If I find a Praying Mantis I wont let him near my dogs or cats cause they'll eat him and then I'll have to brutally kill them all because I worship Praying Mantises. They are my Gods. I am a praying Mantis, too.

  • lol

  • Why does the praying mantis hardly ever run? I would run against a cat...

  • that cat got owned

  • that mantis slashed the cats paw poor cat lmfoa get back off fucker lol

  • OMFG THAT MANTIS TOTALLY OWNED THE CAT

  • haha "back off fucker !" xD

  • mantis style

    hiyah!

  • curiousity killed the cat ^^;

  • I already have a cat. Hopefully if I ever get a mantis, I can make the cat and mantis best friends, so that we could smoke blunts all day and watch TV on the couch :3 That's how I want to live my life.