im surprised they didnt help him out, whats a lil scratchin gonna hurt piggies, you are constantly grabbin peoples nuts and squeezin em, feelin em up n down, during a search.. come on piggies give em a lil scratch. hahahahahahahahahahaha protect n" SERVE" PIGGIES, SERVE= SCRATCH HIS NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oink oink!!!
Cops need to carry those plastic back scrathers that are like 18 inches long and have the little plastic hand on the end of it, they could carry them in their police utility belt and have the douchebag reading this guy that BS scratch his nut with the plastic hand and read him the BS at the same time....Lazy cops, we want our tax dollar's worth...They also should have an extended 90 day course at the academy for classes in " How To Scratch a Suspect's Nuts..."
cthu i am done. My nuts itch can i scracth my nuts. i am darn near in tears. thay boney man was about to start a fire rubbing his legs together then his nut would of been on fire cthu
LOL poor guy could not even pay attention to what the cops were sayin to him!!!! ROFLMMFAO "Will you scratch my nuts? Damn they itch, wont scratch em?" LAWL
Too fucking great! What WON'T people say? Truth is always stranger than fiction. YOu could not POSSIBLY have scripted "My nuts itch." This was like watching an Ionesco play. The scene is so absurd it defies belief. "They ITCH!"
Wow...I'm not too sure about the Constitutionality of that statute. One may not be required to testify against himself, so refusing to submit to personal evidence gathering can't be used as evidence...that's just an exercising of the 5th Amendment right.
man those cops just had to scratch that guys nuts and everything would have been cool but those cops couldnt even hook buddy up with a nice lil nut scratch sometimes cops can be pretty harsh at least let the guy scratch his own nuts sheesh like for realzies man
Ha ha you never see that in Canada, hey! if he's gotta scratch he's gotta scratch. Those cops got a kick out of it too. poor guy just needed a little help to scratch his nuts. LOL
Wow, I cannot believe Florida - REFUSAL means you LOSE your license for 1 year?!
What happened to INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty? Huh? In other states they require a WARRANT to get your blood, etc for a drug/alcohol test. People in Florida have no 4th or 5th amendment.
Actually, part of the agreement in accepting a license is that if asked you will take a blood test or forfeit the license. Most states have this provision, a sort of contract between the license holder and the state.
In all states, you either have a choice to take the test, or you get arrested. that's how it's always been. If you chose not to take the tests, you are considered guilty... that's the way it is.. just so we are clear. it's understandable.
You don't get arrested for refusing the test, you get arrested for reasonable cause that you are presumed intoxicated and have been driving a car. Of course, later when you stand before a judge unless the arresting officer has some evidence to prove you were intoxicated then the case should get thrown out. Thats where the cop's dash cam comes in, it can be proof of intoxication and sufficient evidence to get a huge fine and/or jail time for being drunk.
sorry, i didn't mean ALL state, i meant MOST states. and yes, if you refuse that is "probable cause" to make the arrest. So, what i was saying... You tell the suspect that if they don't submit to a test, then they are under arrest. you ask ANY law enforcement officer. Seriously that is how it is.
I understand. They are arrested for suspicion of being intoxicated but not for refusing to take the test. Take the test or not, if the cop thinks you're intoxicated and you are, you're getting arrested. Taking the test if a person is drunk only confirms it. Most lawyers, if stopped after they've been drinking, will refuse the test. Taking the test is good if you are innocent, not if your guilty.
im surprised they didnt help him out, whats a lil scratchin gonna hurt piggies, you are constantly grabbin peoples nuts and squeezin em, feelin em up n down, during a search.. come on piggies give em a lil scratch. hahahahahahahahahahaha protect n" SERVE" PIGGIES, SERVE= SCRATCH HIS NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oink oink!!!
johnvoe110273 6 months ago
I laughed til my stomach hurt! Will can i scratch ma nuts? Will you scratch ma nuts?
rockies74 6 months ago
dirty cavemonkey.take that white pasty devil to jail.
amanfirst 7 months ago
I'm crying... LOL!!
russebla000 7 months ago
HE ASKS!!! "Can I scratch my nuts?" What a fucking gentleman asking to scratch his nuts LMFAO!!
russebla000 7 months ago
I quote, "Due to your combative nature, we are not going to.....uhhh" LMAO
310bfreeman 8 months ago
I quote, "Due to your combative nature, we are not going to.....uhhh" LMAO
310bfreeman 8 months ago
I love how the law works, supposely its optional if you want to take a breath test however if you refuse you get arrested... WTF??
NeztyKash 8 months ago
Huh...didn't think Richard Simmons had nuts.
lawnsausages 10 months ago
Glad to see the cops have a sense of humor
tomcamp6023 1 year ago
Typical white man. Always itching for something. And don't get mad after all the racist comments I have seen on similar web sites.
suntanbeautiful 1 year ago
MY NUTS ITCH !
bambamh20 1 year ago
My nuts seriously started to itch as I watched this video.
irvinc101 1 year ago
Now my nuts itch
B16power69 1 year ago
there are much more important things than DUI and LAWS :))) itchy nuts are the LAW
MrEurgbp 1 year ago
Cops need to carry those plastic back scrathers that are like 18 inches long and have the little plastic hand on the end of it, they could carry them in their police utility belt and have the douchebag reading this guy that BS scratch his nut with the plastic hand and read him the BS at the same time....Lazy cops, we want our tax dollar's worth...They also should have an extended 90 day course at the academy for classes in " How To Scratch a Suspect's Nuts..."
BIGGREENLEAF1 1 year ago
I have to re-watch this again because I couldn't hear most of it over me laughing so hard
ItchyGoomie 1 year ago 2
Hey my nuts itch can i scratch them real quick?
No. Let the Trooper Finish here.
Damn......They itch!
X3 lol
JesseG381 1 year ago
Hilarious!
PWRSTR0KER2008 1 year ago
so funny wen he said will u scratch my nuts
rhkj101 1 year ago
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ha ha ha haha ha ahhhh !!!!!!!
richardbtiger 1 year ago
"will you scratch them for me?" Too good to be true. People rock!
zeze40video 1 year ago
I am practically in tears!!!!!!!!
Diggitydimples 1 year ago 2
cthu i am done. My nuts itch can i scracth my nuts. i am darn near in tears. thay boney man was about to start a fire rubbing his legs together then his nut would of been on fire cthu
MzDontneedaman 1 year ago
What's wrong with America?
We need FULL service police officers as that's blatant police brutality!!
UnoRaza 1 year ago
That's funny how they can't help but chuckle.
MissAmberLeah 1 year ago
itchy nuts are NOT funny
rha101 1 year ago
WILL YOU SCRATCH MY NUTS ???
AKAMACK10 1 year ago
LOl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hellzone100 1 year ago
That's what you get 4 wearing SPANDEX you DONK!
TheTemplar1118 1 year ago
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TheTemplar1118 1 year ago
Let him scratch his balls Already !! ! !
cmgduce83 1 year ago
LOL poor guy could not even pay attention to what the cops were sayin to him!!!! ROFLMMFAO "Will you scratch my nuts? Damn they itch, wont scratch em?" LAWL
boxingboycow 2 years ago
gold
MickAussieGuy 2 years ago
lol it so funny
TheMrJacoblarson 2 years ago
1234
cesarjjunior11 2 years ago
" will you scratch my nuts"
supermanv71 2 years ago
Sir you are in a very combative manner... scratching nuts is a very violent behavior... we're gonna have to arreest you sir...
truknayr23 2 years ago
Won't scratch my nuts?
thatswhatisaidyeah 2 years ago
damn they itch, lmfao
HendrixLiveOn4ever 2 years ago
i love how the officer laughs
GeneralUser1926 2 years ago
pig can u scratch my nuts
TheCashman007 2 years ago 3
lol, i laughed my ass off when i saw this
marine878 2 years ago 2
Damn.....they itch
drummerboy0 2 years ago
At least they didn't scratch his nuts with a nightstick or a tazer lmfao
speed10641 2 years ago 2
"Do to your combative nature, we're not going to..."
"Scratch my nuts?"
XD
Kerithanos 2 years ago 3
LOL love it
paintballforever24 2 years ago 2
lol.......
777jonah888 2 years ago
He is alien to shower.
GO TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER
tybash 2 years ago
this ain't funny!!.. will you scratch my nuts!!!.. lol shit to funny and the pigs clownin on his azz!!...
ThugNow 2 years ago
Too fucking great! What WON'T people say? Truth is always stranger than fiction. YOu could not POSSIBLY have scripted "My nuts itch." This was like watching an Ionesco play. The scene is so absurd it defies belief. "They ITCH!"
zeze40video 2 years ago
eeeeww this is grosss eeeww uahah
stacier333 2 years ago
lol
ImmortalUniverse 2 years ago
JUST SCRATCH HIS NUTS ALREADY....
MRsikrim 2 years ago 2
will you take the breath test miser?
no.
Skatem93 2 years ago
Wow...I'm not too sure about the Constitutionality of that statute. One may not be required to testify against himself, so refusing to submit to personal evidence gathering can't be used as evidence...that's just an exercising of the 5th Amendment right.
TheColoradoan 2 years ago
priceless
popas7 2 years ago
man those cops just had to scratch that guys nuts and everything would have been cool but those cops couldnt even hook buddy up with a nice lil nut scratch sometimes cops can be pretty harsh at least let the guy scratch his own nuts sheesh like for realzies man
1puglife 2 years ago 2
Ha ha you never see that in Canada, hey! if he's gotta scratch he's gotta scratch. Those cops got a kick out of it too. poor guy just needed a little help to scratch his nuts. LOL
sh3lbyguy 2 years ago
Yeah you never see that in Canada because they would taser you first
doable1 2 years ago
they should of let him sit on the ground and scoot around like how a dog wipes his ass.
jamesb1248 2 years ago 21
rotf
janfan25 2 years ago
THEY ITCH
dacrd 2 years ago
this aint funny - gave me stomach ache
ricerunlimited 2 years ago
this aint funny no my nuts itch haha can u scratch my nuts lmao
MrGhettoBretto 2 years ago
no my nute itch
totis42 2 years ago
CRABS!!!!
jgabbs1 2 years ago 3
He must have gotten them from his sister.
BillionYearSP 2 years ago 3
hahahahahah....they itch bitch
hpjack433 2 years ago
2:17 best
garettjc 2 years ago
lol wut
mistercrowley777 2 years ago
WTF LOL!!!!!!!
RealBigPair 2 years ago
he had an ant down there for god's sake
castillo911 2 years ago
will you scratch them for me!!??!?!? LOL THEY ITCH @@
killuminati63 2 years ago 2
"Damn! They itch!"
MrTaullie 2 years ago
That might be classifiable as torture.
ProfMike789 2 years ago
Poor guy lol
tropicallanterns 2 years ago
I like how the trooper himself started cracking up at the guy's squirming. Right when you gotta, that's the moment you can't scratch. XD
Krackelhead 2 years ago
omg this video had me giggling hysterically like a little school girl at a slumber party for a good few minutes. THIS AINT FUNNY.
Budskee420 2 years ago
did he say combative nature?
lol what a pig.
sckryde 2 years ago
THIS AINT FUNNY! :DDDD
Kehvikso 2 years ago
MY BALLS ITCH!!!!!!!
blastya666 2 years ago
did they rape him?
phunkyjoe 2 years ago
hahaha get his nuts scratched with a club
lejink 2 years ago
"will you scratch my nuts" LOL
killakaze6 2 years ago
But they itch!
couchit 2 years ago
Just let the poor guy scratch his nuts....THEY ITCH!!!!
KapnKoolio 2 years ago 4
'this aint funny' lmfao
chris8490 2 years ago
will u scratch my nuts?
NO!
can i scratch my nuts?
LMFA
RIPPROOF8 2 years ago 4
They itch!! xD
krazimuffin 2 years ago
Let him scratch his nuts man!!!
I'm a man and I KNOW it's bloody painful when you get an itch and you can't scratch it.
Let him scratch his nuts!!
JLSamuel818 2 years ago 21
@JLSamuel818 Nigga u got crabs!
55FM0B 7 months ago
come on... just give his nuts a scratch for him.
killerp21 2 years ago
He needs to be quiet and if he only had pre paid legal hmmmmm they would be quiet!!!!!!!!!
justicefuru1 2 years ago
Probably has crabs.
rayray40 3 years ago 5
fags
HONDACIVICSI1 3 years ago
Wow, I cannot believe Florida - REFUSAL means you LOSE your license for 1 year?!
What happened to INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty? Huh? In other states they require a WARRANT to get your blood, etc for a drug/alcohol test. People in Florida have no 4th or 5th amendment.
The united states is gone.
mrjustin5 3 years ago
Actually, part of the agreement in accepting a license is that if asked you will take a blood test or forfeit the license. Most states have this provision, a sort of contract between the license holder and the state.
sableghost 3 years ago
In all states, you either have a choice to take the test, or you get arrested. that's how it's always been. If you chose not to take the tests, you are considered guilty... that's the way it is.. just so we are clear. it's understandable.
missouriman10 2 years ago
You don't get arrested for refusing the test, you get arrested for reasonable cause that you are presumed intoxicated and have been driving a car. Of course, later when you stand before a judge unless the arresting officer has some evidence to prove you were intoxicated then the case should get thrown out. Thats where the cop's dash cam comes in, it can be proof of intoxication and sufficient evidence to get a huge fine and/or jail time for being drunk.
NewDirection4us 2 years ago
sorry, i didn't mean ALL state, i meant MOST states. and yes, if you refuse that is "probable cause" to make the arrest. So, what i was saying... You tell the suspect that if they don't submit to a test, then they are under arrest. you ask ANY law enforcement officer. Seriously that is how it is.
missouriman10 2 years ago
I understand. They are arrested for suspicion of being intoxicated but not for refusing to take the test. Take the test or not, if the cop thinks you're intoxicated and you are, you're getting arrested. Taking the test if a person is drunk only confirms it. Most lawyers, if stopped after they've been drinking, will refuse the test. Taking the test is good if you are innocent, not if your guilty.
NewDirection4us 2 years ago
must have bugs down there!
jrjr143 3 years ago
will YOU scratch my nuts!...hahahaha
strontiumdog9 3 years ago
OMG LOL
RLewisH 3 years ago
fucking funny
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pinknkindcupcake39 3 years ago
can.can.canu scratch my nuts ahahahah
702805 3 years ago
These cops are stupid. why they didn't let that guy to scratch his balls. jajajajajaj
juframo63 3 years ago
WOW, this shit is the laugh of the week for me. Can't stop lmmfao
DVL32 3 years ago 2
what a fuckinh R tard
Hadesofthe07 3 years ago
Reminds me of the Cheech & Chong movie where Cheech is in a straight jacket and he's yelling "Hey man, scratch my balls!" LOL
perrin1303 3 years ago
o man i totally feel the dude, i remember this one time i was talkin to some chik n the itch came, i was like wtf!!!!
bolasdemaderas 3 years ago
Probably his crabs were drunk from drinking his sweat.
GetMeThere1 3 years ago
I'd probably be just like them officers, trying to keep professional and not laugh. The old man would have made that a challenge.
rgray215 3 years ago
pure torture...
sscarzz 3 years ago
hei my nuts itch can i strach them real quick?? no let the cop finish, DAMNNN!! lol
iSkateBoard10 3 years ago
LMAO!!! XD
"Scratch mah nuts! They itch!!"
REV0LTguru 3 years ago
Geez, that made my nuts itch
smoketokerat 3 years ago
Scratch the poor mans NUTS! Heartless pigs!
noelle82 3 years ago 2
LOL
lirrguy 3 years ago
FUNNY!
melissa983703 3 years ago
HILARIOUS
Bluesscaleboy 3 years ago
lol you know your drunk if your askin a cop if you can scratch your nuts
Manthing32 3 years ago
OMG HAHAHAHAAHA
Aggiesgigem 3 years ago
lmfao let the dude scratch his nuts man!! i mean when a guys gotta scratch his nuts, a GUY HAS GOT TO SCRATCH HIS NUTS MAN!!
FliiiAfghani 3 years ago
Larry the Cable Guy, is that you!?
moriachik1 3 years ago 2
omg haha lmao lol
ivanyoulube 3 years ago
let the poor guy scratch his nuts
Jaxman19 3 years ago 4
man that is funny lmao cant blame the cop 4 laughing
saspurs444 3 years ago 6
Priceless :)
Geoffpum 3 years ago 3
omg that's so fuuny!
iconwarman 3 years ago 3
Can i scratch my nuts????
Adil888 3 years ago 3
ahahahhahah this was hilarious .....even the cop couldn't keep a straight face .....lol
honeybunny1334 3 years ago
love the cop!
mail4male 4 years ago
Is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. NOW ITCHEM!
ChadBurk4420 4 years ago
omfg...I was trying to drink something when I read your post..spit it out and woke my freakin wife up laughing so hard.
arsenalryche 4 years ago 3
My old boss, would be very happy to scratch his nuts. Not joking!
maileidm 4 years ago
Nutz scratching it part of the job!
That poor man was funny as hell!
Cino1 4 years ago
funniest video youtube,
"this aint funny"
nimrooo 4 years ago
LOLOLOL!
HmongLus 4 years ago
HHAHhaHAHAHAhzhhAHAHahahHAHHAhaha/................WOW.. I havn't laughed that hard in...... a long ass time!
LogicalSkeptic 4 years ago
OH fuck this shit is funny as hell, Can you scatch my nuttz? lol
PayaBH 4 years ago
Would you have scratched them for him?
deadwoodmountain 4 years ago
ROFL
jumpyjedi 4 years ago 3
Cops...idiots trying to be so professional. You proved it..he was combative and you proved that you are assholes.
biggerma1 4 years ago
lord i hate people like u...go die ina ditch no one will care.....fuck!!i wnat to hit ur mouth and make u taste ur fkin teeth
jumpyjedi 4 years ago
You have some serious mental issues. Which means , you'd be a perfect cop.
Cino1 4 years ago
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"due to the combative nature"
Cops being cunts.....
luckyvet 4 years ago
hahahahaha, CAN I SCRATCH MY NUTS!!!!!
juhbby 4 years ago 5
that's funny as hell, the one cops about to start laughing lol. Can I scratch my Nuts? lmao.
DemonOfTheSkies 4 years ago
Cops ROCK !!!!
koom69 4 years ago
Yeah the good one's rock. But 90% of those people are power drunk and don't understand the law either. Bad Cop, No Donut!
red1450 4 years ago
haha
maxcharbonneau 4 years ago
NICE
yohan531 4 years ago
man they itch will you scrach them for me???? ahahahha
stick0013 4 years ago 3
Must have a case of the crabs.
ArmyVeteran59 4 years ago 2
my nuts have itched pretty badly before. I feel this man's pain
Esquemeauxpi 4 years ago 3
extremely amusing!
monchavo 4 years ago
PML
LLLsLadyBea 4 years ago
funny
KYREBEL8 4 years ago