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  • im surprised they didnt help him out, whats a lil scratchin gonna hurt piggies, you are constantly grabbin peoples nuts and squeezin em, feelin em up n down, during a search.. come on piggies give em a lil scratch. hahahahahahahahahahaha protect n" SERVE" PIGGIES, SERVE= SCRATCH HIS NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! oink oink!!!

  • I laughed til my stomach hurt! Will can i scratch ma nuts? Will you scratch ma nuts?

  • dirty cavemonkey.take that white pasty devil to jail.

  • I'm crying... LOL!!

  • HE ASKS!!! "Can I scratch my nuts?" What a fucking gentleman asking to scratch his nuts LMFAO!!

  • I quote, "Due to your combative nature, we are not going to.....uhhh" LMAO

  • I quote, "Due to your combative nature, we are not going to.....uhhh" LMAO

  • I love how the law works, supposely its optional if you want to take a breath test however if you refuse you get arrested... WTF??

  • Huh...didn't think Richard Simmons had nuts.

  • Glad to see the cops have a sense of humor

  • Typical white man. Always itching for something. And don't get mad after all the racist comments I have seen on similar web sites.

  • MY NUTS ITCH !

  • My nuts seriously started to itch as I watched this video.

  • Now my nuts itch

  • there are much more important things than DUI and LAWS :))) itchy nuts are the LAW

  • Cops need to carry those plastic back scrathers that are like 18 inches long and have the little plastic hand on the end of it, they could carry them in their police utility belt and have the douchebag reading this guy that BS scratch his nut with the plastic hand and read him the BS at the same time....Lazy cops, we want our tax dollar's worth...They also should have an extended 90 day course at the academy for classes in " How To Scratch a Suspect's Nuts..."

  • I have to re-watch this again because I couldn't hear most of it over me laughing so hard

  • Hey my nuts itch can i scratch them real quick?

    No. Let the Trooper Finish here.

    Damn......They itch!

    X3 lol

  • Hilarious!

  • so funny wen he said will u scratch my nuts

  • "will you scratch them for me?" Too good to be true.  People rock!

  • I am practically in tears!!!!!!!!

  • cthu i am done. My nuts itch can i scracth my nuts. i am darn near in tears. thay boney man was about to start a fire rubbing his legs together then his nut would of been on fire cthu

  • What's wrong with America?

    We need FULL service police officers as that's blatant police brutality!!

  • That's funny how they can't help but chuckle.

  • itchy nuts are NOT funny

  • WILL YOU SCRATCH MY NUTS ???

  • LOl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That's what you get 4 wearing SPANDEX you DONK!

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  • Let him scratch his balls Already !! ! !

  • LOL poor guy could not even pay attention to what the cops were sayin to him!!!! ROFLMMFAO "Will you scratch my nuts? Damn they itch, wont scratch em?" LAWL

  • gold

  • lol it so funny

  • 1234

  • " will you scratch my nuts"

  • Sir you are in a very combative manner... scratching nuts is a very violent behavior... we're gonna have to arreest you sir...

  • Won't scratch my nuts?

  • damn they itch, lmfao

  • i love how the officer laughs

  • pig can u scratch my nuts

  • lol, i laughed my ass off when i saw this

  • Damn.....they itch

  • At least they didn't scratch his nuts with a nightstick or a tazer lmfao

  • "Do to your combative nature, we're not going to..."

    "Scratch my nuts?"

    XD

  • LOL love it

  • lol.......

  • He is alien to shower.

    GO TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER

  • this ain't funny!!.. will you scratch my nuts!!!.. lol shit to funny and the pigs clownin on his azz!!...

  • Too fucking great! What WON'T people say? Truth is always stranger than fiction. YOu could not POSSIBLY have scripted "My nuts itch." This was like watching an Ionesco play. The scene is so absurd it defies belief. "They ITCH!"

  • eeeeww this is grosss eeeww uahah

  • lol

  • JUST SCRATCH HIS NUTS ALREADY....

  • will you take the breath test miser?

    no.

  • Wow...I'm not too sure about the Constitutionality of that statute. One may not be required to testify against himself, so refusing to submit to personal evidence gathering can't be used as evidence...that's just an exercising of the 5th Amendment right.

  • priceless

  • man those cops just had to scratch that guys nuts and everything would have been cool but those cops couldnt even hook buddy up with a nice lil nut scratch sometimes cops can be pretty harsh at least let the guy scratch his own nuts sheesh like for realzies man

  • Ha ha you never see that in Canada, hey! if he's gotta scratch he's gotta scratch. Those cops got a kick out of it too. poor guy just needed a little help to scratch his nuts. LOL

  • Yeah you never see that in Canada because they would taser you first

  • they should of let him sit on the ground and scoot around like how a dog wipes his ass.

  • rotf

  • THEY ITCH

  • this aint funny - gave me stomach ache

  • this aint funny no my nuts itch haha can u scratch my nuts lmao

  • no my nute itch

  • CRABS!!!!

  • He must have gotten them from his sister.

  • hahahahahah....they itch bitch

  • 2:17 best

  • lol wut

  • WTF LOL!!!!!!!

  • he had an ant down there for god's sake

  • will you scratch them for me!!??!?!? LOL THEY ITCH @@

  • "Damn! They itch!"

  • That might be classifiable as torture.

  • Poor guy lol

  • I like how the trooper himself started cracking up at the guy's squirming. Right when you gotta, that's the moment you can't scratch. XD

  • omg this video had me giggling hysterically like a little school girl at a slumber party for a good few minutes. THIS AINT FUNNY.

  • did he say combative nature?

    lol what a pig.

  • THIS AINT FUNNY! :DDDD

  • MY BALLS ITCH!!!!!!!

  • did they rape him?

  • hahaha get his nuts scratched with a club

  • "will you scratch my nuts" LOL

  • But they itch!

  • Just let the poor guy scratch his nuts....THEY ITCH!!!!

  • 'this aint funny' lmfao

  • will u scratch my nuts?

    NO!

    can i scratch my nuts?

    LMFA

  • They itch!! xD

  • Let him scratch his nuts man!!!

    I'm a man and I KNOW it's bloody painful when you get an itch and you can't scratch it.

    Let him scratch his nuts!!

  • @JLSamuel818 Nigga u got crabs!

  • come on... just give his nuts a scratch for him.

  • He needs to be quiet and if he only had pre paid legal hmmmmm they would be quiet!!!!!!!!!

  • Probably has crabs.

  • fags

  • Wow, I cannot believe Florida - REFUSAL means you LOSE your license for 1 year?!

    What happened to INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty? Huh? In other states they require a WARRANT to get your blood, etc for a drug/alcohol test. People in Florida have no 4th or 5th amendment.

    The united states is gone.

  • Actually, part of the agreement in accepting a license is that if asked you will take a blood test or forfeit the license. Most states have this provision, a sort of contract between the license holder and the state.

  • In all states, you either have a choice to take the test, or you get arrested. that's how it's always been. If you chose not to take the tests, you are considered guilty... that's the way it is.. just so we are clear. it's understandable.

  • You don't get arrested for refusing the test, you get arrested for reasonable cause that you are presumed intoxicated and have been driving a car. Of course, later when you stand before a judge unless the arresting officer has some evidence to prove you were intoxicated then the case should get thrown out. Thats where the cop's dash cam comes in, it can be proof of intoxication and sufficient evidence to get a huge fine and/or jail time for being drunk.

  • sorry, i didn't mean ALL state, i meant MOST states. and yes, if you refuse that is "probable cause" to make the arrest. So, what i was saying... You tell the suspect that if they don't submit to a test, then they are under arrest. you ask ANY law enforcement officer. Seriously that is how it is.

  • I understand. They are arrested for suspicion of being intoxicated but not for refusing to take the test. Take the test or not, if the cop thinks you're intoxicated and you are, you're getting arrested. Taking the test if a person is drunk only confirms it. Most lawyers, if stopped after they've been drinking, will refuse the test. Taking the test is good if you are innocent, not if your guilty.

  • must have bugs down there!

  • will YOU scratch my nuts!...hahahaha

  • OMG LOL

  • fucking funny

  • can.can.canu scratch my nuts ahahahah

  • These cops are stupid. why they didn't let that guy to scratch his balls. jajajajajaj

  • WOW, this shit is the laugh of the week for me. Can't stop lmmfao

  • what a fuckinh R tard

  • Reminds me of the Cheech & Chong movie where Cheech is in a straight jacket and he's yelling "Hey man, scratch my balls!" LOL

  • o man i totally feel the dude, i remember this one time i was talkin to some chik n the itch came, i was like wtf!!!!

  • Probably his crabs were drunk from drinking his sweat.

  • I'd probably be just like them officers, trying to keep professional and not laugh. The old man would have made that a challenge.

  • pure torture...

  • hei my nuts itch can i strach them real quick?? no let the cop finish, DAMNNN!! lol

  • LMAO!!! XD

    "Scratch mah nuts! They itch!!"

  • Geez, that made my nuts itch

  • Scratch the poor mans NUTS! Heartless pigs!

  • LOL

  • FUNNY!

  • HILARIOUS

  • lol you know your drunk if your askin a cop if you can scratch your nuts

  • OMG HAHAHAHAAHA

  • lmfao let the dude scratch his nuts man!! i mean when a guys gotta scratch his nuts, a GUY HAS GOT TO SCRATCH HIS NUTS MAN!!

  • Larry the Cable Guy, is that you!?

  • omg haha lmao lol

  • let the poor guy scratch his nuts

  • man that is funny lmao cant blame the cop 4 laughing

  • Priceless :)

  • omg that's so fuuny!

  • Can i scratch my nuts????

  • ahahahhahah this was hilarious .....even the cop couldn't keep a straight face .....lol

  • love the cop!

  • Is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. NOW ITCHEM!

  • omfg...I was trying to drink something when I read your post..spit it out and woke my freakin wife up laughing so hard.

  • My old boss, would be very happy to scratch his nuts. Not joking!

  • Nutz scratching it part of the job!

    That poor man was funny as hell!

  • funniest video youtube,

    "this aint funny"

  • LOLOLOL!

  • HHAHhaHAHAHAhzhhAHAHahahHAHHAh­aha/................WOW.. I havn't laughed that hard in...... a long ass time!

  • OH fuck this shit is funny as hell, Can you scatch my nuttz? lol

  • Would you have scratched them for him?

  • ROFL

  • Cops...idiots trying to be so professional. You proved it..he was combative and you proved that you are assholes.

  • lord i hate people like u...go die ina ditch no one will care.....fuck!!i wnat to hit ur mouth and make u taste ur fkin teeth

  • You have some serious mental issues. Which means , you'd be a perfect cop.

  • hahahahaha, CAN I SCRATCH MY NUTS!!!!!

  • that's funny as hell, the one cops about to start laughing lol. Can I scratch my Nuts? lmao.

  • Cops ROCK !!!!

  • Yeah the good one's rock. But 90% of those people are power drunk and don't understand the law either. Bad Cop, No Donut!

  • haha

  • NICE

  • man they itch will you scrach them for me???? ahahahha

  • Must have a case of the crabs.

  • my nuts have itched pretty badly before. I feel this man's pain

  • extremely amusing!

  • PML

  • funny

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