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  • 1. Your show tune... no woman ever comes out and openly expresses her feelings all at once. They expecially don't tell a man exactly what they want because they want him to guess right. 2. you are in a manic cycle. If you slow your rate of speech, thought, and not let little things like song lyrics bother you, you'll find more peace in your life.

  • The lyrical content of many mainstream (Musicians) are completely encoded with Masonic messages for the initiated members of the order to recognize the progression of their order and be aware of the fellow members...It is the ignorant catchy repetitive chorus/lyrics that are designed to connect to the majority human population/the ignorant on a conscious and subconscious level....Be aware of what is going on around you at all times...question everything...may you be love& find peace..

  • Isn't she just gorgeous so adorable I would put my tongue in the holiest of holies. I could listen to her for hours I just love a black chick that sounds like these. beautiful lips I wanna go jerk off just listening to her. I grew up in chicago and all the sisters were just tolley different. she's beautiful.

  • it's actually: the square root of 69 is ATE something...really rude line...

  • Rihanna's songs only have lyrics so that she can be considered a music artist. They are empty and often mean nothing. Worse still, they aren't even written by her. Which is sad, because a professional song artist wrote that nonsense and Rihanna obviously couldn't do anything better elsewise she'd write her own music.

  • This is funny. A highly educated black woman, trying to break down a high school drop-out's song.

    I would love to know what you think about Tyler Perry. Can you make a video, and let us know how you feel about the products he makes?

  • Hard-core courting ... when ordinary courting just won't do? I enjoy your sense of humor.

  • the square root of 69 is ate something, a slang for when two people lip lock that is they kiss. That is the trick drake used to sound like he was trying to solve maths. I think the what's her name part is that he should keep saying her name and hailing her or saying her praises. Rihanna's lyrics are never direct, always coded.

  • You have a very beautiful voice.

  • Wow u've made my day

  • She is joking, it is irony......

  • @risteard01 That's her cover story. What she's actually doing is picking at her old scabs so they never heal.

  • You are one beautiful Woman...

  • @bigwilone - one word satire!!!! jeez

  • U DUMB ASS 69 IS A SEX POSITION N HE BEEN TRYING TO WORK A WAY TO GET HER TO AGREE

  • Cute girl. Really bright. Why am I exhausted every time I watch one of her vids? For crying out loud, she's outta the gate running and doesn't even stop at the finish line. I do look forward to her bikini calendar though.

  • So wonderfully analytical! Keep up the great videos!

  • Oreo, what you are missing in the Rhianna song is simply that she is spanking him as she asks him what her name is. See, now it make sense... kinda.

  • You are way too analyzing Rhianna's trashy lyrics. They are trash, no need to over-hype it.

  • the square root of 69 is ATE something

  • This woman's face and voice are so beautiful I could watch her all day. Combine the fact that I like to hear people deconstruct pop songs that are overplayed on the radio, and this is a hit with me.

  • You're sooooo beautiful! I would marry you in an instant.

  • I would definitely date this chick, but I'd have to wear earplugs the whole time.

  • ROFL omg i do the same thing...not even joking i seriously do this lol whoo hoo!!! you go!

  • i hate her "music"

  • i hate her "music"

  • I love this... you are too funny!!!

  • When you say your act "white", I do have to wander if you know anything about other non-American cultures. Do you know about African blacks, and their respective cultures? I think you need to visit West Africa or other black national countries in general to see how rich their cultures are--they value education, hard-work, discipline, accomplishment, and are family-oriented. The very same things you like and appreciate in the "white" woman who resides in your black skin.

  • So let me get this straight...you need to dissect bubble gum pop music to make you feel good about being an oreo and that you listen to show tunes. I would like to say that I'm highly educated, black, and male and I'm absolutely disgusted by your dismissive nature. No matter how white you try to be you will never be one of them. Try being black. Listen to some Mary J Blige, Erykah Badu, Yolanda Adams, or Jill Scott then compare that to "show tunes". I hope your just trying to be funny.

  • @bigwillone

    If she likes the music she likes then what does it matter to you? Are you going to purchase those albums for her and have them shipped to her? She's a free female over the age of 21, she can listen to what she pleases.

  • You are perfection!

  • is your name janelle?

    

  • ...now we now why she doesnt date people....lol

  • This chick is my new best freind .

  • why are you doing this? there's plenty of dumb lyrics in punk rock, heavy metal, street metal, country, pop, etc....

  • OMG shee needa stfu bcuz her hair looks a mess waht song is she publishing not 1 so she shudd be the last one to be talking shit

  • YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES.... EVERY DOOR. No, I'm really kidding..

  • I would love to be in a relationship with this woman, just so I can argue with her

  • I think you're right about the song. She is with a male far more attractive than her and while she is willing to have sex for free, she would like it he did something romantic like say her name.

    In show tunes the women have self respect and so are willing to ask for greater commitment. Rihanna wants commitment from a man who doesn't want to give it and so she cannot be clear. She is not clear on what she wants- sex or romance?

    Also, you have a good singing voice.

  • Show tunes are too cheesy and too easy. I love songs with no lyrics just instrumentals. such as Elgars Cello Concerto in E minor Adagio. You can feel the emotion instead of being told

  • so you listen to this song just to complain about it

  • OH Yeah! that "ricky,ricky,ricky....you here in that song....thats the bed squeeking!

  • when she said every door you enter i will let you in...she is not talking about the doors you open in a house...she is talking about where he can insert his penis...women got three doors...MOUTH,VAGINAL AND ANAS got it now!!

  • you missed it! the song is about Drake wanting to have oral sex with Rhianna...this is where you missed it...he's not trying to figure out the square root of 69...he telling her that he wants to eat her...after all what did the man do to the woman when they were in the 69? "HE ATE SOMETHING" got it now!!!

  • "kiss me too fiercely hold me too tight" sounds like he's over controlling!!!

  • Oreo, I didn't know you sing!! I think you should write a showtune. :)

  • Omg you are super funny!!!! This paticular video remind me of this guy who was in my Non Fiction Writing course. You should for real consider incorporating how "real music" is music you can hummm to lmao!!!

  • Frickin Hilarious!

  • do you have a twitter

  • i think your hilarious and witty..would you please make a video for me on Beyonce's - Party video. If you are as smart as I think you are, you will see the conditioning and subliminal messages. Beyonce got the artist of the decade award. Mrs. Obama said she was a role model to all young girls in America. She then proceeded to perform "Who runs this motherfucka - Girls!" dressed in basically nothing, high heels, and poplin her pussy for 10 mins straight. It's not the right message to young girls.

  • Please keep these coming. You really need to be on TV!!

  • @MegaJband If you cant do something as simple as understanding Satire and sarcasm and the whole oreo analogy then dont watch you obviously dont get it.

  • LOL, loved it. Now that is over analysing, sooo oreo like. Here's a trick question O : how old are you? Ponder that for a while!?

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  • guys chill. the whole oreo thing doesn't need to be over thought. if you don't like her jokes meant for joking, leave

  • You really made a whole video analyzing Rihanna's What's My Name song lmao. You have a lot of time on your hands. Nevertheless it was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

  • The Oreo Experience is one of the most pro-Black activists on the net. Brilliant satire that exposes White supremacy and breaks down stereotypes--stereotypes that whites have of Blacks but also stereotypes that many Blacks force upon themselves. The opposite of self-hate, this is self love in the tradition of James Baldwin and Richard Prior. Keep up the excellent work. And don't worry if folks don't get your cleverness. This benefits Whites, Blacks and all people.

  • lol @ everyone who takes your videos seriously...you obviously do it to entertain ppl...I guess some of them just dont get you n take it to literal...either way, I'm about to subscribe :)

  • I think you're beautiful and quite smart.But really your stereotypes are really annoying.You're claiming its satire, its funny blablabla.But really its not, i hate the description of your channel : a White woman in a Black chick's body.So what you are saying basically is, having manners, talking properly is exclusively white?Do you have any idea of how stupid that is..Basically you're like : Oh guys i'm black but don't worry Im white on the inside.I'm better.you show no love for your black skin.

  • @LilBabyChou i agree with you on that one...it kinda makes me smh at her some times...lol

  • @LilBabyChou Well, it is satire. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not satire. I don't care for Sarah Silverman, but that doesn't mean that she's not a comedian.

  • @oreowriter its not because I don't like it.You didn't even get my point. You're basically just supporting stereotypes. By pointing all the reasons why you're NOT black (attitude -wise) , you're just putting all black people in a group.

  • @LilBabyChou I'm also illustrating how ridiculous other stereotypes are as well. When you look at the lyrics of showtunes, they're just as silly and nonsensical as the lyrics of other genres of music.

  • @oreowriter

    Darling, Satire is a tool to unmask the the powerful rulers,the Romans used to say "castigat ridendo mores",yours is actually simple Comedy.......

    @LilBabyChou.........bro,forgi­ve us italians.........

  • @NumquamB Ummm...did you just compliment me in one video's comments and then patronize me in the next??

  • @oreowriter

    Sorry,it took me a while........but now I've fully understood that...............YOU'RE A GENIOUS!!!!!!!!

    Still a little bit of practice (not that much,an "epsilon" of practice :)) and you shall reach a George Carlin level :)

  • @oreowriter lol, i think its kinda funny u dont like sarah silverman. i would consider your comedy (at least on this channel) to be kinda in line w/ hers. that racial satirical thing that i enjoy :-)

  • @LilBabyChou Thats very deep and true but you notice she gets very silent when these comments surface... this is sad

  • @LilBabyChou ughhhhhhh i soooooo agree, i just couldnt really put it in words

  • @LilBabyChou This comment is like a month old, but I figured I'd mention that I am PRETTY SURE... the whole white on the inside thing is supposed to be a joke, dear.

  • @LilBabyChou Get off your soapbox. She probably calls herself a white woman in a black chick's body because all her life, ignorant black and white folks called her an oreo and "not really black" because of how she talks and her choice of music, friends, etc. This may have hurt her as a child (or perhaps not). But now as a woman (boy, is she a woman) she accepts who she is in the eyes of black/white America.Since she is a COMEDIAN she put the sarcastic bio on her page.

  • @thoomolong no she calls herself that because thats her character.Shes acting look in the tags of her vids(not this one).She makes comedy vids. She even states to some in her vids thats is satire. :I

  • @LilBabyChou

    I think black people propagate that myth more than white people. Walk through any inner city school and look at your everyday smart, intelligent, well spoken, well mannered black male or female.... it's other blacks calling them "uncle tom" and "oreo", you don't usually hear white people saying that stuff.

  • @LilBabyChou It's sad how the latter half of generation Y has absolutely no understanding of what satire is. You might have a hint that her videos are satire by the "comedy' label! You might also get a hint by her over-exaggerated white girl from The Valley voice. It's called subtext. Be more savvy

  • @LilBabyChou Do you know what it's like to downplay your intelligence to fit in with you're own race? Black people invented the term oreo, at least to my knowledge, and they gave it to anybody that tried to succeed in school. If Obama wasn't the president lol, I guarantee he'd be an oreo in any black dominant, urban neighborhood. She's embracing her intelligence while raising awareness with a humorous twist that a lot of her viewers are to ignorant to grasp. I don't agree with all her vids tho.

  • @LilBabyChou I feel the same way.

  • @LilBabyChou Agreed!

  • Im toooooo weak but I feel @richknow concept on 69 is * something part

  • Really ? Intelligence is key but your just overdoing it. I guess this is why you can't find a man. You just took a simple pop song that's just to make you feel good yet laid back and made it into a nightmare lecture from your uptight feminist perspective. LIVE a little I'm sure you've heard that before its not that serious. Freak

  • "The square root of 69 is 8 something," actually means he ate something. cause in a 69, somebody is eating something, right? cause he's been tryin to work it out (get into a 69 with you). AOUWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

  • I think when she says whats my name she's saying it as if they are having sex and wants to hear her name called

  • i dont understand de shit she b singing either an iam from barbados an we even grew up in de same arean i lived like 10 mins walk from her house and i still dont kno wat she is saying

  • lmao, i love the over analyzing of rihanna's song, and oreo has a nice singing voice.

  • I could sit around the fireplace all night with you computing square roots.

  • How did you do this with a straight face.  I would have so many bloopers doing this myself.

  • I think you should be specific of exactly what kind of whiteness makes up your cream, Oreo. Following the logic of the oreo analogy, I would hate to see you contaminated by whiteness that is possibly black in its interior.

  • @adiqtiv oooOOooo, that's good advice!! Definitely don't want to pollute my efforts.

  • Interesting. The very same whiteness that you identify with is actually the reason artists like Rihanna and Drake are multi-platnum selling artists. It's the reason Hip-hop and R&B has gone mainstream. Anything that goes mainstream inevitably loses its essence, so it's also to be blamed for the garbage that these music genres have become. We only make up 10% of the population, and you're an example of black diversity - we're not enough to elevate our own to that kind of success... 

  • That's it...she forgot her name. lol

    Would love for you to interpret some of her other songs. Lot to work with, but especially Rude Boy. Also S&M/Man Down/Love the Way You Lie.

  • I thought I was geeky oreo.You blow me out the water.but your funny.

  • During sex if a person is calling out your name it usually means that you are having very hot passionate sex and having a very good time....I think you should devote more time trying to figure out Tori Amos songs...Please elaborate on "Silent all these years" or "Baker Baker"......never mind I figured it out plus those songs are way to depressing.....

  • -____- I love how intelligent you are,nontheless i hate the fact that it seems you hate the fact that you're black. the song "what's my name" where you're refering to drakes part the squar root of 69 is 8 somthing is a nothing more then a metaphor for 69 as in the sexual position when male and female are perfroming oral sex. however he has not found a way to figure it out. you have put to much thought into it, and missed the point. god bless you and please love yourself.

  • THIS VIDEO IS STUPID NO ONE CARES WHEATHER U CNT UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS IN A SONG THTS UR OPITION KEEP IT TO UR SELF THIS VIDEO IS DUMB N HAS NO MEANING ITS LIKE BLAAH BLAHHH BLAHHH

  • I came across you videos and can't really explain my feelings right now. I mean... uhhh... wow! You are so sharp, so cunning... geez, I can't get over your whit or how amazingly sexy you are. The way you explain your train of thought, your facial expressions; it’s so freaking cute! If no one has told you this today… you are absolutely beautiful.

  • WOW you are so nerdy and sexy at the same time

  • @otistheemperor teehee, thanks!

  • @oreowriter Hey what is show toons?

  • hahaha you need to do this with more songs XD

  • i think when she says whats my name its like an ego thing. like she's saying come on i know you know my name. thats what i took from it at least..

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  • Lmao so funny I don't like both of them

  • Okay, so I've loved show-tunes, classical music, ballet, theater, Opera, museums, books over tv, etc. since childhood. (My love for show tunes starting wth Bollywood movies that I watched growing up in Trinidad & expanded while attending H.S directly in Times Square NYC.) But that does not make me or anyone with a pref. for the arts an oreo. Its just a Preference. :aside: Luv how U quoted lyrics from Wicked - T'was 1 of my fav. B-Way shows! But g'head gurl, Defy yuh gravity, u'll b POPULAR! ; )

  • You can sing too, hmmmm!!

  • LMAO!!! OK BABE!!

  • funny and sexy. I love smart. witty women and you are hot to boot. I am trying to figure a way to use an "oreo double stuff" joke without comming off as kind of creepy....no luck. Next time maybe. Keep up the good work...Love ya.

  • @satelng :) Thank you!

  • here is my thing about the whole oreo thing which is what some people call me white girl or black girl wanna be but to me i think that its bad on our part ( black people) because they are giving white people too much credit just because a black person talks proper or doesn't use slang or have a urban accent doesn't mean they are white wannabes . black people can talk proper and still be from the hood i grew up in the ghetto with all my friends making fun of me its not right .

  • here is my thing about the whole oreo thing which is what some people call me white girl or black girl wanna be but to me i think that its bad on our part ( black people) because they are giving white people too much credit just because a black person talks proper or doesn't use slang or have a urban accent doesn't mean they are white wannabes . black people can talk proper and still be from the hood i grew up in the ghetto with all my friends making fun of me it not right .

  • @danae417 my husband who is every bit so called black or* ghetto * listens too jay z and duffy ,foo fighters,3 doors down ,red hot chili peppers ,and heavy metal but he won't tell his friends because he is afraid they will make fun of him its a black stereotype they we need to get out of soon.

  • OREOS UNITE hahahaaha, someone who is JUST like me..FINALLY!! haha. You have had me rofl with your videos!

  • @zoe77able :) Yay! Thank you!

  • Where is CHRIS BROWN when you really need him? Self-hating Negro let us all hope you don't meet up with one of these crazy Negroes(at an equestrian event of course) you disdain and obsess over. Let's hope you're wearing a disguise. Sure would hate to see that big nose get any bigger.

  • @kimbaptise my dear people, do you understand the concept of satire? since its only your fault that you do not, keep your ignant (yes I said ignant) comments to yourself

  • @MGabril1 Sure we understand and overstand satire very much so. And we know her true feelings are hinding behind her pathetic satire. And we know were and to whom this Aunt Thomasina Negro satire is directed to. And maybe you should take your own advice(since it's only your fault that you haven't).

  • @kimbaptise Orrr, it's just satire. :) Just plain ol' satire.

  • @oreowriter For sure, plain ol' satire. Don't have to explain this to me. Just explain it with your British accent to that sister or brother who's about to satire on your bubble azz if they ever put two and two together and recognize who you be. But they be dumb so you be not have to worry about anything anyway. Say hi to Trevor for me. Cheerio!

  • @kimbaptise *who I am

  • @oreowriter Who you"BE" is a too smart for your own good, brainwashed coon shinning for those you love. Only thing missing is the blackface white girl. No need to thank me for the complement. May white god bless you. Run alone now litte white girl. It's time for moi to enjoy my favorite showtunes, "Ol Man River he don't say nothing.............".

  • @kimbaptise Ohmygoodness, you are so sweet and kind and thoughtful. Please keep in touch. I do hope we can continue to be the best of friends.

  • @kimbaptise *shaking head* I bet you "overstand" satire with that English...........I recommend a refresher of grade school english and a chill pill

  • @MGabril1 I recommend you take your own refresher and chill pill recommendation before you recommend anymore recommendation to me or to anyone else, just my recommendation. That's all I am recommending you Shmoe.

  • Square Root Of 69 Is 8 sumthin = 69 Ate Sumthin As In Oral Sex ..

  • you are so scary smart... you're going places.

    wish I was young and your type hahaha...

    I spend so much time watchiing your vids...

  • your valley girl accent is devilishly irritating!

  • @rankingtrevor haha. the valley girl voice is actually my regular ol' voice. not an accent. :) 

  • @oreowriter Didn't mean to come across as rude or impertinent, its just that Californian type accent does my head in, and I am not even American, I'm a Londoner from the UK. I think you are very pretty by the way, you can't be single, LOL! :)

  • yeaaaah, these songs aren't meant to be literal, they all take some detective work, I'm not sure its good to be confused if you're listening to show tunes so thats why they might be clear?

  • I don't think you've got the lyrics quite right. She says "looking for a guy to take it over, looking for a guy to put in work, uh" Put in work in this case being put in effort/shag me. The songs about Rihanna being a slag basically.

  • Love video

  • @tarikrobertson :) Thanks!

  • Its not read "Eight something", girl... its "ATE something"... aka the root of 69 is eating pussy and suckin' dick.

  • Can you analyse the saying "You need to GET DONE!!...LIKE MY HOMEWORK!!

  • @meshyis Is that a real saying?

  • @oreowriter YES MA'AM! An original by me.

  • Maybe they're listening to Thick As A Brick by Jethro Tull. I think that whole album is like one long song.

  • It kills me to see folks who don't get that this PURE humor. Yall are taking it way too seriously. Stop it!

  • "The square root of 69 is 8 (ate) somethin"... You're welcome.

  • I wish you would engage more people that didn't agree with you....that would validate your perspective for me personal.

  • " Kiss me 2 fiercely hold me 2 tight  it's not like a vague pronoun like GET UP ON IT" That's so cute & FUNNY !!! I FANCIE her .

  • Hey, you should interpret some Tupac, that would be fun to see how you would do that.

  • @Ju1Williams Good suggestion! I will do my best!

  • @Ju1Williams Yes please, I will hold you to that. You have a great variety to choose from. ex). "Words To my first Born" "Letter to my unborn" "Mama's just a lil girl" "Nigga Nature (Michael Jackson Version)" "Can You Get Away" "Never Call You Bitch Again" "Whats your Phone number" "Maybe Its the Thug in mE" etcetera please please please do a video on Tupac some kind of way he is one of the best artist of the 20th century

  • @Ju1Williams What's your favorite song of his?

  • @oreowriter Wow that is a hard question because I love so many of his songs, lets try Tupac "just like daddy"

  • @oreowriter scratch that do, "Better dayz" or "white mans world" see I don't know asking for a favorite from me is like asking a glutton at an all you can eat buffet I don't know what I want first. I plan to eat it all up and gain 500lbs in Tupac's buffet (metaphorically).

  • @Ju1Williams I'm gonna try to look at that song this weekend!

  • @oreowriter great I'll be waiting ;)

  • @incrediblestan, thank you cause I didn't feel like breaking it down, the song obviously went over her head. A lot of these type songs the obvious is were the flip comes @ Oreo, if every song was st8(straight) forward it would be boring, rihanna as well as drake use plenty metaphors

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  • @RollinsTVSyed Thank you!

    Drake and Rhianna scare me, too.

  • The square root of 69 is 8 something....(ate something)

    Ya know the sexual position 69...you "eat something"

  • And the fact you are trying to translate this LITERALLY is hilarious!. Like a little girl or child that overhears something adults say, and say go on to say the darndest things, and ask the most precocious questions!  Too cute!

    On a serious note, once you find you a true groove with your singing (beyond showtunes), you could be very successful.

  • @CSILogic what's wrong with showtunes? :) Broadway is big business!

  • @oreowriter - Pardon my suggestion. I guess like most of America, I get so used to thinking mainstream, like movies, reality TV and popular radio, it hard to see someone doing something a little different. Which is ironic because I am not a mainstream type person. I even used to listen to movie scores! Just not showtunes. But can you really make a living these days on Broadway? And what I was saying was, beyond Broadway, you could have make more money branching out in your singing.

  • Obviously you're into theatre. You've studied Shakespeare. You should be familiar with the using poetry and prose to describe something in a round about way., so Rihanna's song should not be that big of a surprise. Step away from the Mozart and show tunes, and study more jazz, film and and poetry, and maybe hip-hop and R&B.. As En Vogue sang in the 80's, "Free your mind, and the rest will follow". And as a woman, take a cue from Rihanna; don't be so uptight! You'll learn one day.

  • the things wee could do in 20 minutes ma @oreo

  • Here is the meaning of the song:

    Rhianna straps on a dildo and is fucking Drake in the ass as he is bent over the bed.

    While fucking him, she is spanking him on the ass hollering "WHAT'S MY NAME! WHAT'S MY NAME!" Drake cries out her name over and over as his rectum is bleeding from the big black dildo that Rhianna is slamming into his ass, etcetera...

  • Show tunes are okay, but I like old standards, seriously.

  • @couchpotatotheatre Those are also great. Though as an Oreo I have to be careful. Can't be seen singing too much Ella or Duke...folks might mistake me for an RBP.

  • I heard you when u were on the Gus T Renegade show. I may be slow but I can never tell when u are joking.

  • @mindcontrol31 Then my job is done! Heehee :)

  • Lmao, I'm a Hispanic Oreo.

  • @Jaayyay A coconut!