I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate hate HATE planes I hate planes I hate this safety video on planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes *GASP* I hate planes... O____________O
@loneshewolf74 - Planes are ok. Flying, is ok. Dying in a firey splat halfway up a mountain is probably what really bugs you.. But if you 'are' on a plane that 'is' going to crash, wouldn't you have appreciated a little laugh before you went to meet your maker..? (personally, I am scared sh!tl£ss when i'm flying, but I thought that this little film did at least hold my attention and taught me the facts I need to know to escape,on the offchance that I am still intact and barely smoldering) ;o)
@happyhobbitses Euh ok, the purpose was to take the drama out of the matter. A lot of people are scared in planes. And for what it's worth, i think such instructions would be more useful than the trepidant hostess routine in case the plane crashes.
I don't think the air staff could take security questions less seriously than you do.
I don't see the logic behind your talk. If you are afraid of spiders and someone drops a spider in your lap (bringing you face-to-face with the worst case scenario) and then everyone laughs at you to "take the drama out of it". Would the laughing make you less afraid of spiders and make you feel easy? Hell no.
The best way to ease the minds of people who are afraid of flying is to TAKE IT SERIOUSLY and give them information and the "trepidant hostess routine" that you despise.
well, if i was on this plane, i would get all the stewardesses and teach them a lesson at the back of the plane and then go an punch the pilot right in the eye
My uncle is a video investigator and he said this one is obviously edited. I didn't get his explanation clearly but he said it's edited, and the video on the PTV is not what is actually played.
This airline is probably Eurofly (now known as Meridiana Fly), an airline based in Milan and Rome, as their livery seems similar, though Eurofly's livery is red and white. They operated 9 A320s and 3 A330-200s.
holy crap, that was a naughty video!!! :P pretty funny animations but i didnt feel safe about it lol, the oxygen container hit the kid xD Stupid airline to show this, id freak out goddamnit hahaha..
It's very well done lol. I believe it is filmed on board an A320 (poss air NZ) and imposed onto the screen. Very funny. would certainly get the passengers to listen to the crew.
I fly alot so I would find this very funny, but people who are first time flyer won't see the comedy in this. Looks like Christchurch or Auckland Airport.
When the video shows the plane falling, I see a first piece of letters on the fuselage which is "ess" and then another one which is "eu" or "eur". So maybe the airline in this video is "Europe Express", but I don't know if this airline exists ?
It's obviously fake. If you look closely you can see that the graphics on the screen wobble slightly in releation to the monitor frame/bezel whenever the camera is being moved. A clear telltale that the instructional video was superimposed on the video with quite elaborate but not quite perfect motion tracking.
Its an economy airliner... with a yellow orange and a blue green livery...hmm.. what are Air New Zealand's destinations? And We must find on what destination Air New Zealand uses 777 and find a local/economy airliner on that place. You get what I mean?
I really cant believe this is real... I mean who at the airline thought it would be a good idea to show such a graphic illustration of this stuff... It IS FUNNY AS HELL but omg, what were they thinking?
they did say that you stay calm and carefully listen to well trained crew member instructions
SnappyWayne 1 month ago
Please can you tell me which plane this is from.
SnappyWayne 1 month ago
i have been trying to search this airline safety video
SnappyWayne 1 month ago
they forgot " DONT PANIC"
m0ronTV 1 month ago
Everybody lookup euroexpress and see if it is fake. So it is a knockoff
555yrty 2 months ago
fake and gay
R3M1T 2 months ago
funny but fake
Laskark1 4 months ago
hahahaa funny
smack056 5 months ago
there trying to kill us
TheDXDan 5 months ago
which airline is that
MrGreen4448 5 months ago
there trying to kill us
ps3god4ever 6 months ago
which airline is this?
samcammidge 6 months ago 3
This reminds me of Pam Ann (comedian)'s new safety video! :O
chokitw 7 months ago
Modern airplanes are designed to manage emergency landings on ground *crashes* xD
Eatelet 7 months ago 2
reminds me of this video : watch?v=gN78LLRZnzM
fastzeek 7 months ago
"emergency exits are primed with explosive breachers"
*exits explode, incinerating everyone in 3 rows around abs creates gapping whole in the side that sucks people out.*
"thank you for flying with us!"
bren97122 8 months ago
AAAHAH this is amazing. Who is this with? *reads comments* OMG! Why would they show things like that? That's hilarious.
victoriavaneyk 8 months ago
AAAHAH this is amazing. Who is this with? *reads comments*
victoriavaneyk 8 months ago
to open the cabin door...
[opens door]
[explosive decompression]
[everything flies out]
thankyou for flying with euroexpress
yinge101 8 months ago
Lol
rubyredmedia 8 months ago
Lol, good job :D
jamiedw99 8 months ago
Lol very funny from euroexpress (poss) but I think safety needs to be taken far more seriously.
niaihr 9 months ago
Well that's reassuring!
TheRealMusicVideo 9 months ago
not funny youre a kid?
era9085 9 months ago
what air line was that
reg805 9 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha
mtlilr 9 months ago
Japan Airlines' animation was sooo dull.. They also spoke broken english, which was hard to understand.
eafanboyssuck 10 months ago
lmfao, 0:20 is great!!!!!!!!! hahahaha
Beatlesfan5295 10 months ago
People are so anal!!! This video is made to spark interest for the safety presentation....it still covered the FAA requirements.
For the person referring to 9/11 victims families, shut the fuck up and eat your big Mac!
Clearly you are still upset about paying for two seats!
jus10nwaco 10 months ago
Brilliant!!!
jamiedavey21 10 months ago
God ... . if this came on ... I'd be staight out that aeroplane.
AR123457 10 months ago
Southwest for sure
PhyskeForlife 11 months ago
@PhyskeForlife Southwest is a great airlines, but its not that airline, Southwest doesn't have monitors
ThePokemonMunchlax 9 months ago
I wouldn't be suprised at all if it was on one of Sir Richard Branson's planes!! ha!ha!:D
addicted946 11 months ago
What airline did you fly?
evenairlines 11 months ago
I think Tyler Durden had something to do with this ;)
5printR 11 months ago
dude that is NOT Hawaiian airlines.......
theboi808 11 months ago
ok idk if this is easyjet
ThePokemonMunchlax 11 months ago
if you look sombody had no head 0:30
thedoglover1233 11 months ago
LOOOOOL what airline?
andremp03 11 months ago
OMG..whaha...what was that ?
quincyrast 1 year ago
I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate hate HATE planes I hate planes I hate this safety video on planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes *GASP* I hate planes... O____________O
loneshewolf74 1 year ago
@loneshewolf74 - Planes are ok. Flying, is ok. Dying in a firey splat halfway up a mountain is probably what really bugs you.. But if you 'are' on a plane that 'is' going to crash, wouldn't you have appreciated a little laugh before you went to meet your maker..? (personally, I am scared sh!tl£ss when i'm flying, but I thought that this little film did at least hold my attention and taught me the facts I need to know to escape,on the offchance that I am still intact and barely smoldering) ;o)
leuvenlife 10 months ago
Lmao lol... :-), I wanto to fly this airline :-)
sirArchitect 1 year ago
I like it... nice to see some humor in one of the most mind numbingly boring parts of aviation.
archer49d 1 year ago
Is this real?
samstersamhamster 1 year ago
about the oxygen part....... oh crap i'm gonna die!! i'm gonna die!! how do u pull this thing- tank crashes on boy OH CRAP UR KIDDING ME!
Poptropica72 1 year ago
Way to make people feel safe !
skittlestarbird98 1 year ago
wtf ?
angerock49 1 year ago
Yeah, really hilarious. Especially when some of the family members of the 9/11 victims see this.
Retarded video. Nothing funny about airplanes crashing.
happyhobbitses 1 year ago
@happyhobbitses Euh ok, the purpose was to take the drama out of the matter. A lot of people are scared in planes. And for what it's worth, i think such instructions would be more useful than the trepidant hostess routine in case the plane crashes.
I don't think the air staff could take security questions less seriously than you do.
OxxyMohr 1 year ago
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happyhobbitses 1 year ago
@OxxyMohr
I don't see the logic behind your talk. If you are afraid of spiders and someone drops a spider in your lap (bringing you face-to-face with the worst case scenario) and then everyone laughs at you to "take the drama out of it". Would the laughing make you less afraid of spiders and make you feel easy? Hell no.
The best way to ease the minds of people who are afraid of flying is to TAKE IT SERIOUSLY and give them information and the "trepidant hostess routine" that you despise.
happyhobbitses 1 year ago 8
I have travel 24 times and i am only 14, I have never ever seen anything like this. But that was hilarious.
SocialPrincess1 1 year ago
clever editing
fakesmith797 1 year ago
There is somethin to scare u before u take off!!
JaKeYxBoii 1 year ago
But if its "Never seen before" then what am i looking at..
2sk8ersBG 1 year ago
there is nothing funnyt you idiot
cjugc01 1 year ago
0:26 ! i wont do it!! it mean...
busdriver153 1 year ago
I WOULD NOT LIKE TO HEAR THIS WHEN IM FLYING ON A PLANE! ITS SCARY! =)
hamsterplaneboy 1 year ago
what airline
1288881 1 year ago
Is this on a real flight?
adammaciaparris 1 year ago
hahahahahaha freaking funny.. im laughing my ass off hahaha
bongotromme 1 year ago
cant stop laugh.... hahahhahah
jeheyr 1 year ago
Isn't this from some film?
Goatmanification 1 year ago
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coolkid5855 1 year ago
well, if i was on this plane, i would get all the stewardesses and teach them a lesson at the back of the plane and then go an punch the pilot right in the eye
HamdhanA330 1 year ago
hahaha......wow!!!!
harrisonconstantinou 1 year ago
PWNED
TheMrmaster21 1 year ago
My uncle is a video investigator and he said this one is obviously edited. I didn't get his explanation clearly but he said it's edited, and the video on the PTV is not what is actually played.
danielcarlostan 1 year ago
:o mmmm I prefer to jump out that fly after this video...!!! that's noy protection that's a try to scare passengers
comecobre 1 year ago
Its not an A320 they are not inward outward doors of feature rotating handles. They just have vertical control handles.
davidcfitch 1 year ago
OMG it realy cool
Arustaman 1 year ago
What airline is this!?
Tommy4533 1 year ago
is that YVR?????
777fsx200 1 year ago
@Scphie True, this video gives you second thoughts about flying.
Celiecinema1 1 year ago
Omg I havnt flown ever and this has scared me more :S
TheKingBlues10 1 year ago
THIS IS GREAT STUFF!! Where's you get it?!!
frtw4428 1 year ago
This airline is probably Eurofly (now known as Meridiana Fly), an airline based in Milan and Rome, as their livery seems similar, though Eurofly's livery is red and white. They operated 9 A320s and 3 A330-200s.
Lotuselise96 1 year ago
which airline company is this? can't be air NZ nor Lufthansa.. very different livery.. lovely safety video :D
Vloanderen 1 year ago
haha modern aircraft has the ability to land on the ground and water. lol
jman8489 1 year ago
@jman8489 No, really, modern aircraft does!
Celiecinema1 1 year ago
pause at 0:09 and you'll c the oxygen mask is shaped like a ball sack and the tank is the dick
alBAtross117 1 year ago
no way.....this can't be real
jrsx1 1 year ago
holy crap, that was a naughty video!!! :P pretty funny animations but i didnt feel safe about it lol, the oxygen container hit the kid xD Stupid airline to show this, id freak out goddamnit hahaha..
ajlisknillat 1 year ago 12
@wassupfcuk I know its NOT lufthansa. Lufthansas Planes are completley white, with a grey belly. Not a Yellow one ;-)
Speedfreakcologne 1 year ago
@Scphie Just keep in mind that there are 6 exits you can use instead.
allbuttuna 1 year ago
this might be virgin atlantic because u can tell that on 0:52, the video said water in a british accent.
MovieMaker889 1 year ago
i laughted at the life jacket
GazzerHST 1 year ago
LOL 0:24 - 0:60
Bigctfc 1 year ago
It's very well done lol. I believe it is filmed on board an A320 (poss air NZ) and imposed onto the screen. Very funny. would certainly get the passengers to listen to the crew.
momosich 1 year ago
hahahahha lol
JTJ03M 1 year ago
Its a 747
Cabincrewifly 1 year ago
thats hilarious, I think its an A320 looking at 1:19
asmit165 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
that is scary!!!
if the kids look this! they will be thinking about it the whole flight! Haha
Possible scenario :S
SongsBritneySpears 1 year ago
WTF ??? Possible scenario
luilli007pr 1 year ago
Nice fake ;)
jeanorwin 1 year ago
Hahaha
Pattii99 1 year ago
i relize they want to be funny but stuff like this is serious
maxandcato 1 year ago
I fly alot so I would find this very funny, but people who are first time flyer won't see the comedy in this. Looks like Christchurch or Auckland Airport.
SouthAfricanAirways1 1 year ago 2
haha id hate to be a new flier and see this video!!
airindia16 1 year ago
thats very assuring to trust my life with you.
PMAN46 1 year ago
Guys the video is the beginning of the movie Eurotrip lolol
adrianroam95 1 year ago 2
ok working now hi;ariousssssssssss
DarkShdows 1 year ago
An Error Occurred, Please Try Again Later :( =(
DarkShdows 1 year ago
sort of reminds me of a red nose day thing.
StarJuJu1 1 year ago
what airline is this?
chubberadrian 1 year ago
For uneasy flyers the animations of the aircraft "landing" aren't exactly reassuring..
scaremenga 1 year ago
that wouldnt scare me..i just find it funny haha ..even tho i hate flying >:(
MrLyneJonas 1 year ago
When the video shows the plane falling, I see a first piece of letters on the fuselage which is "ess" and then another one which is "eu" or "eur". So maybe the airline in this video is "Europe Express", but I don't know if this airline exists ?
TheRaptor3945 1 year ago
what airline was this? Lufthansa or something? The t.v kinda looks like the lufthansa ones
DNETV 1 year ago
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DNETV 1 year ago
is that how airplane land head first lol
MrRey84972 1 year ago
do they wanna scare the hell out of us????
Legionario21 1 year ago
XD which airlines is this? :D
55peti 1 year ago
that is relly funny i never seen anything like it!!
MrPaki1996 1 year ago
Thats not very smart, someone might have a fear of flying and it would cause problems!
JanniPink 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
It's a fake, the cabin door opening procedure is off a 747, not this aircraft!
QARNNS 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
It's a fake, the cabin door opening procedure is off a 747, not this aircraft!
QARNNS 1 year ago
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QARNNS 1 year ago
This is not Air Newzeland for sure as you can search it in Youtube. Try it!
Ethanyeung123 1 year ago
It's obviously fake. If you look closely you can see that the graphics on the screen wobble slightly in releation to the monitor frame/bezel whenever the camera is being moved. A clear telltale that the instructional video was superimposed on the video with quite elaborate but not quite perfect motion tracking.
Jigsaw407 1 year ago
@Jigsaw407 shut the fuck up yo
sk8terboii1995 1 year ago
@sk8terboii1995
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Jigsaw407 1 year ago
good to know but kinda scary
momogeek 1 year ago
"Modern airplanes are designed to manage emergency landings on ground"
KABOOM!!!!!
"And also have the ability to land on water"
SPLASH!!!!!
Ishcoa 1 year ago
omfg this would make me more scared then im usually am in a plane lol
NICKZELA101 1 year ago
0:38 - 0:48
"modern airplanes are designed to manage emergancy landing on ground" *crash sound*
"and also have the ability to land on water" *crash again*
ROFL lmao....
andradewa19 1 year ago 18
this would scare a passenger
planepilot100 1 year ago
what airlines is this lol
usair97 1 year ago
It's funny but scary to a nervous passenger. Is this even allowed??
cookiecave1283 1 year ago
lol! the oxygen mask part was sooo funny :) pooooorrr kid`
smzyjt 2 years ago 2
Life Vests ( 1:05 ~ 1:18 ) is my favorite part xD
MereLee 2 years ago
wht airline is this
starsaber100 2 years ago
is there more to this video?
boratya 2 years ago
The safety video itself is a very good fake! However, the footage shows the cabin of a Lufthansa Airbus A340-300.
netfuture2007 2 years ago
its safe if u land in the ground cuz it dont blow ^_^ but u would be slammed everywhere XP
husky2017 2 years ago
this is really funny 5 stars
Poptropica72 2 years ago
uh i say a air new zealand at the begining of the vid.
downloadme3 2 years ago
Very scary safetly video. Especailly for those are are first time fliers.....lol.
echosoflife 2 years ago
i would say air new zealand, the accent sounds like a new zealanders accent, and the airport looks like auckland
seanmaln 2 years ago
I don't think so.
If you look at scene 0:36 which the aircraft is falling down,
Is the Lufthansa's livery like that?
microlaser2 2 years ago
funny landing on ground
ooijiyoung 2 years ago
Haha! That is so cool!!
Its an economy airliner... with a yellow orange and a blue green livery...hmm.. what are Air New Zealand's destinations? And We must find on what destination Air New Zealand uses 777 and find a local/economy airliner on that place. You get what I mean?
jewelshare 2 years ago
does anyone at all know which airline is showing this video? it's absolutely hilarious..i have never seen a safety video like it before! lmao.
mrFLYrite 2 years ago
looks like Lufthansa to me. Or some small, local airline?!
dergrut 2 years ago
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Vodkaknockers08 2 years ago
Ahahahahahahahhahaha this is hella awesome, it looks like someone made their own video and superimposed it over the original.
Valicore 2 years ago
LOL!!!!! Love It 7000/5
davidcisneros8 2 years ago
I would say it's Air New Zealand but I'm not sure.
sushi777300 2 years ago
what airline is this safety video from? i am dying to know.............
mrFLYrite 2 years ago
I really cant believe this is real... I mean who at the airline thought it would be a good idea to show such a graphic illustration of this stuff... It IS FUNNY AS HELL but omg, what were they thinking?
lcaputo87 2 years ago
LOL FUNNY!!!!
a1996able 2 years ago
What airline is this ?
dasherdudester 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!! I think they want us killed!!!!!
Mijaro09 2 years ago
the o2 tank hit the kid!
gtagrater 2 years ago
please tell what airline
airnational 2 years ago
gezz! are they trying to scare the passengers?
spyspade 2 years ago 26
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planeboy1993 2 years ago
and did that tank just hit the kid?
jmernzz 2 years ago
is that a person rolling down the cabin? lol
jmernzz 2 years ago
i'd be scared to deat to this this...
VinnyyAtHisBest 2 years ago
hilarious!!!!
Did you take this video, SafetyCard1963?
dergrut 2 years ago 4
no, I didn't take the video. I found it online.
SafetyCard1963 2 years ago
@SafetyCard1963 Well, isn't filming in an airplane prohibited ten minutes after take off and ten minutes prior to landing?
Celiecinema1 1 year ago
@SafetyCard1963 What plane is that?
AirlinePilotZJ 1 year ago
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danielcarlostan 1 year ago