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  • they did say that you stay calm and carefully listen to well trained crew member instructions

  • Please can you tell me which plane this is from.

  • i have been trying to search this airline safety video

  • they forgot " DONT PANIC"

  • Everybody lookup euroexpress and see if it is fake. So it is a knockoff

  • fake and gay

  • funny but fake

  • hahahaa  funny

  • there trying to kill us

  • which airline is that

  • there trying to kill us

  • which airline is this?

  • This reminds me of Pam Ann (comedian)'s new safety video! :O

  • Modern airplanes are designed to manage emergency landings on ground *crashes* xD

  • reminds me of this video : watch?v=gN78LLRZnzM

  • "emergency exits are primed with explosive breachers"

    *exits explode, incinerating everyone in 3 rows around abs creates gapping whole in the side that sucks people out.*

    "thank you for flying with us!"

  • AAAHAH this is amazing. Who is this with? *reads comments* OMG! Why would they show things like that? That's hilarious.

  • AAAHAH this is amazing. Who is this with? *reads comments*

  • to open the cabin door...

    [opens door]

    [explosive decompression]

    [everything flies out]

    thankyou for flying with euroexpress

  • Lol

  • Lol, good job :D

  • Lol very funny from euroexpress (poss) but I think safety needs to be taken far more seriously.

  • Well that's reassuring!

  • not funny youre a kid?

  • what air line was that

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhaahaha

  • Japan Airlines' animation was sooo dull.. They also spoke broken english, which was hard to understand.

  • lmfao, 0:20 is great!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

  • People are so anal!!! This video is made to spark interest for the safety presentation....it still covered the FAA requirements.

    For the person referring to 9/11 victims families, shut the fuck up and eat your big Mac!

    Clearly you are still upset about paying for two seats!

  • Brilliant!!!

  • God ... . if this came on ... I'd be staight out that aeroplane.

  • Southwest for sure

  • @PhyskeForlife Southwest is a great airlines, but its not that airline, Southwest doesn't have monitors

  • I wouldn't be suprised at all if it was on one of Sir Richard Branson's planes!! ha!ha!:D

  • What airline did you fly?

  • I think Tyler Durden had something to do with this ;)

  • dude that is NOT Hawaiian airlines.......

  • ok idk if this is easyjet

  • if you look sombody had no head 0:30

  • LOOOOOL what airline?

  • OMG..whaha...what was that ?

  • I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate hate HATE planes I hate planes I hate this safety video on planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes I hate planes *GASP* I hate planes... O____________O

  • @loneshewolf74 - Planes are ok. Flying, is ok. Dying in a firey splat halfway up a mountain is probably what really bugs you.. But if you 'are' on a plane that 'is' going to crash, wouldn't you have appreciated a little laugh before you went to meet your maker..? (personally, I am scared sh!tl£ss when i'm flying, but I thought that this little film did at least hold my attention and taught me the facts I need to know to escape,on the offchance that I am still intact and barely smoldering) ;o)

  • Lmao lol... :-), I wanto to fly this airline :-)

  • I like it... nice to see some humor in one of the most mind numbingly boring parts of aviation.

  • Is this real?

  • about the oxygen part....... oh crap i'm gonna die!! i'm gonna die!! how do u pull this thing- tank crashes on boy OH CRAP UR KIDDING ME!

  • Way to make people feel safe !

  • wtf ?

  • Yeah, really hilarious. Especially when some of the family members of the 9/11 victims see this.

    Retarded video. Nothing funny about airplanes crashing.

  • @happyhobbitses Euh ok, the purpose was to take the drama out of the matter. A lot of people are scared in planes. And for what it's worth, i think such instructions would be more useful than the trepidant hostess routine in case the plane crashes.

    I don't think the air staff could take security questions less seriously than you do.

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  • @OxxyMohr

    I don't see the logic behind your talk. If you are afraid of spiders and someone drops a spider in your lap (bringing you face-to-face with the worst case scenario) and then everyone laughs at you to "take the drama out of it". Would the laughing make you less afraid of spiders and make you feel easy? Hell no.

    The best way to ease the minds of people who are afraid of flying is to TAKE IT SERIOUSLY and give them information and the "trepidant hostess routine" that you despise.

  • I have travel 24 times and i am only 14, I have never ever seen anything like this. But that was hilarious.

  • clever editing

  • There is somethin to scare u before u take off!!

  • But if its "Never seen before" then what am i looking at..

  • there is nothing funnyt you idiot

  • 0:26 !  i wont do it!! it mean...

  • I WOULD NOT LIKE TO HEAR THIS WHEN IM FLYING ON A PLANE! ITS SCARY! =)

  • what airline

  • Is this on a real flight?

  • hahahahahaha freaking funny.. im laughing my ass off hahaha

  • cant stop laugh.... hahahhahah

  • Isn't this from some film?

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  • well, if i was on this plane, i would get all the stewardesses and teach them a lesson at the back of the plane and then go an punch the pilot right in the eye

  • hahaha......wow!!!!

  • PWNED

  • My uncle is a video investigator and he said this one is obviously edited. I didn't get his explanation clearly but he said it's edited, and the video on the PTV is not what is actually played.

  • :o mmmm I prefer to jump out that fly after this video...!!! that's noy protection that's a try to scare passengers

  • Its not an A320 they are not inward outward doors of feature rotating handles. They just have vertical control handles.

  • OMG  it realy cool

  • What airline is this!?

  • is that YVR?????

  • @Scphie True, this video gives you second thoughts about flying.

  • Omg I havnt flown ever and this has scared me more :S

  • THIS IS GREAT STUFF!! Where's you get it?!!

  • This airline is probably Eurofly (now known as Meridiana Fly), an airline based in Milan and Rome, as their livery seems similar, though Eurofly's livery is red and white. They operated 9 A320s and 3 A330-200s.

  • which airline company is this? can't be air NZ nor Lufthansa.. very different livery.. lovely safety video :D

  • haha modern aircraft has the ability to land on the ground and water. lol

  • @jman8489 No, really, modern aircraft does!

  • pause at 0:09 and you'll c the oxygen mask is shaped like a ball sack and the tank is the dick

  • no way.....this can't be real

  • holy crap, that was a naughty video!!! :P pretty funny animations but i didnt feel safe about it lol, the oxygen container hit the kid xD Stupid airline to show this, id freak out goddamnit hahaha..

  • @wassupfcuk I know its NOT lufthansa. Lufthansas Planes are completley white, with a grey belly. Not a Yellow one ;-)

  • @Scphie Just keep in mind that there are 6 exits you can use instead.

  • this might be virgin atlantic because u can tell that on 0:52, the video said water in a british accent.

  • i laughted at the life jacket

  • LOL 0:24 - 0:60

  • It's very well done lol. I believe it is filmed on board an A320 (poss air NZ) and imposed onto the screen. Very funny. would certainly get the passengers to listen to the crew.

  • hahahahha lol

  • Its a 747

  • thats hilarious, I think its an A320 looking at 1:19

  • WTF ??? Possible scenario

  • Nice fake ;)

  • Hahaha

  • i relize they want to be funny but stuff like this is serious

  • I fly alot so I would find this very funny, but people who are first time flyer won't see the comedy in this. Looks like Christchurch or Auckland Airport.

  • haha id hate to be a new flier and see this video!!

  • thats very assuring to trust my life with you.

  • Guys the video is the beginning of the movie Eurotrip lolol

  • ok working now hi;ariousssssssssss

  • An Error Occurred, Please Try Again Later :( =(

  • sort of reminds me of a red nose day thing.

  • what airline is this?

  • For uneasy flyers the animations of the aircraft "landing" aren't exactly reassuring..

  • that wouldnt scare me..i just find it funny haha ..even tho i hate flying >:(

  • When the video shows the plane falling, I see a first piece of letters on the fuselage which is "ess" and then another one which is "eu" or "eur". So maybe the airline in this video is "Europe Express", but I don't know if this airline exists ?

  • what airline was this? Lufthansa or something? The t.v kinda looks like the lufthansa ones

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  • is that how airplane land head first lol

  • do they wanna scare the hell out of us????

  • XD which airlines is this? :D

  • that is relly funny i never seen anything like it!!

  • Thats not very smart, someone might have a fear of flying and it would cause problems!

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  • This is not Air Newzeland for sure as you can search it in Youtube. Try it!

  • It's obviously fake. If you look closely you can see that the graphics on the screen wobble slightly in releation to the monitor frame/bezel whenever the camera is being moved. A clear telltale that the instructional video was superimposed on the video with quite elaborate but not quite perfect motion tracking.

  • @Jigsaw407 shut the fuck up yo

  • @sk8terboii1995

    n0 I w0n7 y0

  • good to know but kinda scary

  • "Modern airplanes are designed to manage emergency landings on ground"

    KABOOM!!!!!

    "And also have the ability to land on water"

    SPLASH!!!!!

  • omfg this would make me more scared then im usually am in a plane lol

  • 0:38 - 0:48

    "modern airplanes are designed to manage emergancy landing on ground" *crash sound*

    "and also have the ability to land on water" *crash again*

    ROFL lmao....

  • this would scare a passenger

  • what airlines is this lol

  • It's funny but scary to a nervous passenger. Is this even allowed??

  • lol! the oxygen mask part was sooo funny :) pooooorrr kid`

  • Life Vests ( 1:05 ~ 1:18 ) is my favorite part xD

  • wht airline is this

  • is there more to this video?

  • The safety video itself is a very good fake! However, the footage shows the cabin of a Lufthansa Airbus A340-300.

  • its safe if u land in the ground cuz it dont blow ^_^ but u would be slammed everywhere XP

  • this is really funny 5 stars

  • uh i say a air new zealand at the begining of the vid.

  • Very scary safetly video. Especailly for those are are first time fliers.....lol.

  • i would say air new zealand, the accent sounds like a new zealanders accent, and the airport looks like auckland

  • I don't think so.

    If you look at scene 0:36 which the aircraft is falling down,

    Is the Lufthansa's livery like that?

  • funny landing on ground

  • Haha! That is so cool!!

    Its an economy airliner... with a yellow orange and a blue green livery...hmm.. what are Air New Zealand's destinations? And We must find on what destination Air New Zealand uses 777 and find a local/economy airliner on that place. You get what I mean?

  • does anyone at all know which airline is showing this video? it's absolutely hilarious..i have never seen a safety video like it before! lmao.

  • looks like Lufthansa to me. Or some small, local airline?!

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  • Ahahahahahahahhahaha this is hella awesome, it looks like someone made their own video and superimposed it over the original.

  • LOL!!!!! Love It 7000/5

  • I would say it's Air New Zealand but I'm not sure.

  • what airline is this safety video from? i am dying to know.............

  • I really cant believe this is real... I mean who at the airline thought it would be a good idea to show such a graphic illustration of this stuff... It IS FUNNY AS HELL but omg, what were they thinking?

  • LOL FUNNY!!!!

  • What airline is this ?

  • LOL!!!!!!! I think they want us killed!!!!!

  • the o2 tank hit the kid!

  • please tell what airline

  • gezz! are they trying to scare the passengers?

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  • and did that tank just hit the kid?

  • is that a person rolling down the cabin? lol

  • i'd be scared to deat to this this...

  • hilarious!!!!

    Did you take this video, SafetyCard1963?

  • no, I didn't take the video. I found it online.

  • @SafetyCard1963 Well, isn't filming in an airplane prohibited ten minutes after take off and ten minutes prior to landing?

  • @SafetyCard1963 What plane is that?

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