Teen Titans Abridged: Episode Six

[MrKennyWilliams]

How many Women Dr. Light Raped in comics, i'm surprised you guys didn't touch up on the fact that Raven MIGHT have done the same to light.

[Chaltab]

@MrKennyWilliams

We're not even going there. (Also Light raped *one* woman, and when he tried to abuse children, the Spectre turned him into a candle and melted his sorry ass.)

[MrKennyWilliams]

@Chaltab No it was SHOWN that he raped one woman, he is said to be a serial rapist however, though I can COMPLETELY understand not going there.

[SuperAaron225]

wo w the intro is cool 1:15-1:21

[rubyjay]

God this abridged series is so good. Keep it up. you have such great voice actors

[kittycatfire1]

bb:stop stiffing me woman

Rave:.you never take me any were nice

bb:wev been dateing for 10 seconds

Raven:this relationship is over

[waterkitty103]

what Teen Titans epsiode is this?

[HideyoshiKiroshita]

@waterkitty103 It's called "Nevermore".

[TheMoonlightghost]

robin's watching the game on the cooking channel?

[BobbyMarshal1]

So apparently cooking is a game according to Robin.

[Chaltab]

@BobbyMarshal1

Haven't you ever seen Iron Chef?

[Rwesthuis]

OMG 10 SECONDS? so much conmittment

[miragklove]

Raven:No one interrupts me. RAWR!

[Shanethefilmmaker]

Was it the narrator that said somebody stop her if it was Raven should kick the crap out of him.

[PokeMac00]

make beast boy and raven date in one of the episodes lol

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing ran that Raven gave (Part 11):

You are the sunshine in our lives,

The lollipops that swirl our skies,

The rainbow that will always shine

In our hearts so warm and kind.

Now that your journey has come to an end,

We hope that we’ll always be your special friends.

And always, remember wherever you go,

Our land of sunshine lollipops and rainbows.

[qazvin16]

@GwenandKevin WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing ran that Raven gave (Part 10):

We hope you’ll remember our wishes for you

And our fantasy land that you’ve traveled through.

But before you leave, we have one last gift

We feel you deserve more than any wish.

We know it will be cherished and kept close at hand

Even after you’ve left our magical land.

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing ran that Raven gave (Part 9):

I wish for you a rainbow that will bighten the sky

With brilliant colors an thoughts warm and kind.

May it form a bridge between our hearts

That will remain whenever we are apart.

And everyday, whether it rains or shines,

May our rainbow of love light your sky.

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing ran that Raven gave (Part 8):

I wish for you – sunshine to light the path you trod.

May it guide you safely.

May its rays warm your heart with friendly smiles

And may it teach you to new friendships across the miles.

I wish for you a lollipop swirled with happiness and joy,

A special treat for you to enjoy.

May it swirl your life with Job’s Daughters galore,

Friendship’s smiles and laughter forevermore.

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing raint that Raven gave (Part 7):

I am the rainbow ray – red as a rose –

I cherish in my heart a gift more precious than gold;

A treasure more priceless than any on earth,

A gift of love all that it’s worth.

You’ve traveled through our land and seen

Our secrets and our hopes and dreams;

And now we offer you three wishes before you go –

The sunshine, the lollipops, and the beautiful rainbow.

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing raint that Raven gave (Part 6):

My ray of friendship will always be

With you whenever you are in need

Of a friend to lighten your heart and brighten your day,

TO bring you joy and send the clouds aways.

I an the rainbow ray of faith and hope.

I bring you joy when it’s hard ot cope.

I dream that each day will be filled with bliss

And we’ll all live together in happiness.

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing raint that Raven gave (Part 5):

To cross the rainbow, you’ll begin with me,

The ray of service goes unseen

For many who devote their time and care

To making our world a better place to share.

I am the ray of care; you see

All who possess me hold a special key.

For all who need – I’ll lend a hand –

I’m someone who’ll listen and understand.

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing raint that Raven gave (Part 4):

Here little children come to play

And the young of heart are bound to stray.

Magically tears become sugar-coated gum drops

And sadness is cured with a kiss of chocolate.

And when nothing else seems to do

A lollipop will be the trick for you.

Swirled with happiness and fun,

It will bring gladness and joy to everyone.

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing raint that Raven gave (Part 3):

A song of love that will warm your heart

And keep us close while were apart.

And with our magical sunshine rays,

We’ll light a smile on everyone’s face.

Here in our grove of lollipop trees

There’s a swirl of wonderful things to see.

Joy and laughter fill the air

And there are lots of treats for all to share.

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing raint that Raven gave (Part 2):

We are the sunshine sisters.

We’ve come to welcome you

To our land of homemade wishes

Where wonderful dreams come true.

As you journey through our land of care

We’ll be the rays shining’round you everywhere.

We’ll light your path as you travel along

And guide your steps with our sweetest song.

[GwenandKevin]

This is the diabeties inducing raint that Raven gave (Part 1): Tonight, with you we’d like to share A secret place, a land free of care. Our magical land of sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows Where bright and shiny sunbeams glow. Lollipops frolic with Rainbows rays And lovely Bethel Daughters await your stay. So, if you’ll hop on board our Bethel ship, Our Custodians will guide you on our trip Through our land of hopes and dreams Where beautiful creatures are sure to be seen.

[GwenandKevin]

Will you make The End from Teen Titans?

[GwenandKevin]

I just want some Bacon Tea...

[MrEvilman101]

3:50 he is not watching a game he is watching a cooking show

[Chaltab]

@MrEvilman101

And Cyborg didn't defeat Trigon single-handedly, either :)

[animehunter23]

0:33 insert destructo disk comment here

[Shanethefilmmaker]

so wait the rape of the tentacles isn't in starfire's contract but its in Dr. Light's contract?

[muzzaboi101]

also some great historical accuracy there at the end hahaha

[muzzaboi101]

It's not pronounce Camus, its pronounced 'Camou', even though it is spelt Camus ;)

[CJDM310]

lol You're a hot girl who runs around in a swimsuit

[Gabsew12]

go naruto abridged

[MsOdale]

go capcom

[AlleyCat2022]

@Chaltab Duh... Watching this wen u was half asleep.... So sry...

[AlleyCat2022]

Wat episod is this from???

[Chaltab]

@AlleyCat2022

Uh... episode six.

[barbaro267]

@Chaltab Haunted I think...the first of the ones with Raven's secret past, where Slade warns Raven of her future

[KaizonArkin]

fav line: "That was my second guess, honest!"

[Awesomeness618]

universal music!

[trickortreatluv]

YAY!!TRIGUN!!

[CLeone93]

WTF?

[W0lvesKey]

"D'owwwwwwwww...I needed that liver!" lol

[wallacechelsie]

thats crap >:( i thort it was the real one >:(

[stormstar2]

"I'm trying to watch the game." while he's watching a cooking show....

[123mrkooldude]

so is starfire still really blackfire and if so is the real starfire coming back or something

[Chaltab]

@123mrkooldude

It's still Blackfire. Maybe Starfire will come back someday though.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Chaltab ok here is a question, was Blackfire just playing starfire, or was she really offended by the irrational remark.

[colorfulgirl513]

"You never take me anywere nice."

"We have been dating for ten seconds!"

This abridged series is amazing! XD

[beastboysfangirl1997]

your a hot chick who runs around in a swimsuit, of course i like you. hahahahaha luvz it!!!!

[nightman117]

More around the world with starfire!

[MrFashionchick]

Even Funny Than The Last!

[Mozzilo1]

Still thinking this is sort of shit.

[123PurpleCorn]

"Raven..i think you were suposed to let him out" "GRR" "nevermind then....."

"OH GOD, WHAT THE tentacles!"

"really? After everything I've done?" "You're a hot girl who runs around in a swimsuit. Of course I like you!" *OoO*

"oh beast boy..." "looks like its all up to me " "bring it" "consider it brought"

"STOP STAFLING ME WOMAN!" "you never take me anywere nice!" " we've been dating for 10 seconds!" "this relationship is over" "i'll meet u guys back home..." xD

[time0space0witch]

xDDDD

You were supposed to do a segment on Russia! rofl 

[MokonaModokiSyaoran]

What software did you use to make this?

[SniperFi7]

@Chaltab whatever its a cloak thing-a-majigy, the point is even Paris Hilton would be jealous of that shot XD!!!!!!!

[TheMysteriousH1]

Hahaha I love Starfire.

[SniperFi7]

0:50 is so a Raven up-skirt shot XD!!!!!

[Chaltab]

...but... but... Raven isn't even wearing a skirt!

[Rubyred1025]

LMFAO!!! XD THIs ABridged series is actually the funniest Teen Titan Abridged ive seen ever! :D Niice! if you guys need an extra voice t

[FrostInks]

Now shut up, I'm trying to watch the game.

*turns back to cooking show*

[DarthBobCat]

@FrostInks It's Iron Chef. It sorta counts...

[ShannonSMD]

Lol.. ''We've been dating for 10 seconds!'' xD

[TheZib007]

did beast boy sya" o god wat the testicles"

[DarthBobCat]

@TheZib007 It was "oh god, with the tentacles!"

[awkwardalphawolf]

0:37 by now im laughing like crazy-thats a bad voice for cyborg.

[robloxrules55]

U NEVA TAKE ME ANYWHERE NICE!

beastboy: WEVE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR TEN SECONDS!

THATS IT THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!

XDDDD

[LadyDoomsinger]

Why did I just watch this...?

[TheGIRLwhoPOONEDyou]

AROUND THE WORLD WITH STARFIRE FTW!!!

[SHABAM789]

you never take me anywhere nice!

We've been dating for 10 seconds!

XDDD

[PrincessCallie35]

"Beast Boy,is it not 3 in the afternoon?"

"I just woke up,so its breakfast to me!"

LOL so true!

[xOmniCloudx]

LMAO. Mega Man music at the beginning and the old school Capcom logo opening sound. haha.

[RaptureKing1]

et tu cyborg?

[DeadVenom01]

Argh! i got type 2 diabetese just watching that first half of her rant

[fatsnowzombie]

did raven rape that guy?

[totaldramafan24]

WHY LIGHT?! what about megaman?!?!

[DarthBobCat]

@totaldramafan24 Clearly Dr. Light, after escaping from Raven's pocket dimension, retired, got old and fat, grew a beard and got a respectable job building robots, though that won't happen until 20XX.

[lilchris316]

I can see Green raven has some Haruhi in her.

[randomstuff2008]

I love how you make Cyborg's voice! Aha, it's so funny :)

[randomstuff2008]

That was so...amusing. 'you never take me anywhere nice' 'we've been going out for 10 seconds!' 'this relationship is OVER'

[NYRM101]

"I agree with you, but women are irrational creatures, it's why they always win arguments."

hahahahaha XD

[FizzleInDaKizzle]

Was there a FIRST installment of Around the World with Starfire? D:

[1001Deaths]

If that was in her head, then was their 'relationship' just 'all in her head?'

[DarthBobCat]

@1001Deaths (Rimshot.)

[Fudgaboutit]

Well, that was shit.

[Fudgaboutit]

Perfect opportunity for jokes about Raven's Dad raping her when she said, "There are things in here I don't want you to see," but no, the people who did this are weeaboo pieces of shit, and so they don't know the comics' backstory.

[AshBloodfire]

@Fudgaboutit

They know the backstory inside and out. They just don't think jokes about rape are, you know, funny. More like 'Intensely unpleasant and creepy."

[Fudgaboutit]

Are these jack-offs even TRYING to attempt quality voicover work?!

[PrincesTomboy]

I say the one in the green robe is actually Haruhi Suzumiya in disquise.

[xoxojustinbiberxoxo1]

OH GOD what the tentecals

[simsgirlgem]

lol I wonder if Naruto Abridge needs a annoncer

[123PurpleCorn]

GO CYBORG destroy trigon while raven and beastboy yell at each other

[123PurpleCorn]

lol oh god what the tenticals?????

[voodoo24000]

I'm sure bb and raven had sone good memories on those ten seconds they were together

[MartialArtsMaster]

By the way, I've read some of Camus' works, there's a lot more to Albert Camus than understanding how bleak life is.

He also said that thought that it was a supreme act of humanity to try to act to change the world ANYWAY, even if there was no God and even if we couldn't influence fate.

[Chaltab]

Bobcat has said that EmoRaven's shallow understanding of Camus is part of the joke.

[JohnAtDawn]

am i the only one who noticed that "badass raven" sounds a lot like her VAs voice for haruhi? that worship me" line helped too

[akira9478439]

@2:40 A FLOOR MASTER! God those things freak me out.

[dontgodrinkin]

ok that "HATRED SHALL RULE" almost made me piss myself

[MidnaTheBrave]

Robin: RAVEN, STOP!

Raven: *GAAAAAASP* Okay.

[221Spid]

Whats Megaman Doing without Dr.Light

[drzhivago1963]

Ohhh, I needed that liver...

[cloudgirl150]

"I guess its all up to me!"

"Bring it!"

*Boom*

"Consider it brought!"

[FranzHopper50]

The DC sanctum sanctoriom isn't half as good.

[FranzHopper50]

Starfire sez.

[suzaku214]

5:47 Haruhi?

[RawrEmoSceneBoys]

this is some fucking retarded shit xDD

[tfab10]

best abridged  series ever

[Lightyearfizz]

You never take me anywhere nice!

we've only been dating for 10 seconds!

this relation ships is OVER!!

XD

[vidmuncher]

heh heh that looked like tentacle reap - OHSHI

[narutoboytheking]

Nice Dr.Strange reference at 2:18

[Izayoiaki24]

Weird how you didn't mention tentacle rape on a guy who is basically defined by a rape incident these days.

[DarthBobCat]

@Izayoiaki24 We here at Teen Titans Abridged prefer not to think about any DC crisis that took place before 1990.

[DarthBobCat]

@DarthBobCat after 1990*

[Aizen1122]

WTF? Raven has the personality of Superman. I wonder what the real superman would think of this?

[supermanXL]

worship me for your lord and savior has arrive! XD

[Aizen1122]

This is very very funny. I loved when Raven said, "Oh Beast boy" and then The BBRae relationship lasted 10 seconds

BB: Stop stifling me woman!

Raven: You never take me anywhere nice

BB: We've been dating for ten seconds

Raven: This relationship is over!

Cyborg: I'll see you guys back home. (Good choice Cyborg)

All you guys and gals are very funny. Keep it up.

[Utauluver12345]

ZOMG! it's Raven Hood!

[adijia]

Only one question, why use Airman's theme at the beginning instead of Flashman or Brightman?

Not complaining or anything, just wondering.

[HackandSlack]

I loved Megaman 2

Excellent puns.

[whade62000]

Obligatory TriGun reference?

[powerofanime1]

"She's about to make another pun! Someone stop her! Thank You."

"I heartily endorse this plan."

"Hey Cyborg, does the plan include PINK women?"

"Nothing can be worse than three hours of existential literature. This is still better."

[scififanfreak111]

Raven: R-really? After everything I've done?

Beast Boy: You're a hot girl who runs around in a swimsuit. Of course I like you!

XD BBRae 4 ever!!!!

[Chaltab]

More like BB/Rae 4 ten seconds! ;)

[scififanfreak111]

@Chaltab Yeah! XD But seriously. I know this is a really spoof-ish thing, but is there going to be any serious BBRae or RobStar? Please?! :) JK, but it WOULD be nice to see some serious BBRae.

[Chaltab]

There will be nothing serious in this show. Trust me.

[scififanfreak111]

@Chaltab Okay. :) Thanks for letting me know.

[katierachellewood9]

@Chaltab lolz! can you make a vid that has bb and rae for more then ten seconds!! PLZ! i would not leave you alone tell you do!!! PLZ!!!

[jtreidno1]

@scififanfreak111

Also loved the Reign of Superman reference. BTw, why can't I add comments to the videos?

[rave3link]

LOL

[Celeb132]

He he, the sonic theme tune...the announcer's hilarious!

[Celeb132]

This was really funny, one of the funniest I've see so far! BBrae rules...even for ten seconds.

[dontgodrinkin]

Cyborg: Well it looks like its all up to me!

Trigon:BRING IT

it was so... unexpected!

i almost shot milk out my nose!

[MetaLatias5]

LOL XD they're dating for ten seconds and broke up XD

[Alienpandaprincess]

LOL! We've been dating for ten seconds! XD

[redy2rokk]

It's pronounced Ca-moo. But still AWESOME!!

[DarthBobCat]

We caught that, but I decided it was funnier if Raven didn't really know what she was talking about.

[xNuTcRaCkErx]

6:00 wtf!!!

[robinrules08]

i like that prepar for bad light based puns

[scififanfreak111]

Wer's episode 7?

[DarthBobCat]

It's out. So is 8. Just go to Chaltab's profile.

[amandarocio14]

hey cyborg does the plan include pink women? Man, that's raven...in pink. LOL

[NightwishTransformer]

Lol "Now I'm just confused. First you're moody, than you're happy, than you're REALLY moody, and NOW you have delusions of godhood! It's like there are FOUR of you!" That was actually timed really well xD

[35Kain]

omg im butin up

[JQ377]

"You're a hot girl that runs around in a swimsuit. Of couse I like you." heh.

[ranafroggie]

lol 7:25 "Bring it!" XD

[zahranehme]

Are u rly sorry?

Yes, im sry i was insensitive, now shut up and let me watch the game

lool XDD

[selinaswift]

"now look wat u made me do, now go apolojize to raven while i deal with starfire crying for the next 3 hours." lmao.

[TheBouncyOtter]

"Hm, must be a retcon." Bahaha XD

[Cassandralicious51]

"BRING IT!" Hahahah

[tensachan]

Camus is pronounced 'Cam-moo'! Besides, Kafka's better.

[Toyboxfriend101]

"Help" so faint and out of nowhere yet it makes me laugh! The rest of it as just hilarious.

[palatena]

HAHAHAHA Awesome

[RiverClanMedicineCat]

"Help, it's me, Dr. Light! I'm cold and I'm lost and I don't know where I am!"

"Must've just been the wind"

XD Love this.

[vegetalikessprinkles]

whhere do you get the clips from?

[spcegodzilla]

Raven=haruhi suzumiya

[TheExveemon]

@spcegodzilla it's funny cuz she's voice by FaithsMelody who voices Haruhi in FullmetalChao's The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya, which's first episode is a video response to this ep, watch it now!

[DarthBobCat]

@TheExveemon Oddly enough, I wasn't thinking that when I wrote the line. I just thought "what's the most egotistical thing you could say."

[fizzycone]

Dude try uploading the real episodes

[Chaltab]

That's a little thing called 'illegal'.

[ChaosWolf1982]

And the real ones aren't as funny.

[palatena]

lol awesomee!

[GrapeCheckerBoard]

Cyborg rules for his theory about the four Raven's.

[FrostFlamer000]

not a red jelly bean!

[DeadHeadlessBody]

Is it sad for me to finally realize that the TTA at the end meant Teen Titans Abridged?

[anonomous2013]

Cool! Your dads Vash the Stampede?!

I said TRIGON

ROFL xD

[katierachellewood9]

raven - r-really? after everyting i've done?

beast boy - your a hot girl who runs around in a in a swimsuit, of course i like you!

lolz beast boy and raven forever!

[slasherz11]

"ur a hot girl who runs around in a swimsuit, of course i like you!"

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! that was great.

[slasherz11]

tho im surprised there were no PMS jokes

[calebchan1]

XD "cool your dads vash the stampide" XD raven=cute crepy and god XD

[pappflora12]

lol

i love robin's lines

"i agree with you, but women are irration creatures...it's why they always win arguments!"

"I AM NOT IRRATIONAL..."

"look what you made me do..."

[crushgurl1]

Oh god with the tenetacles!

[LiesieM]

Holy flying cheeseburger, Batman! I dislocated my vocal chords from laughing so hard. Everything from BB's comment on Raven never having spat out Dr. Light all the way through the last installment of "Around the World with Starfire" was hi-freakin'-larious!