Evolution Theory is like Swiss Cheese

[TubeFreakification]

"Atheistic evolution don't wanna clap your hands!" Hah, nice job man!

[Ludde365]

That guy is hilarious.

[Muvlonion]

nice redneck impression right there

[yipiiiXD]

lol XD

[33LB]

there's too many of these satire videos on youtube... it makes it difficult to find a REAL creationist video to laugh at. :(

[grayk47]

dude this fuck probably doesnt even fucking understand the shit he said

[GameArtMels]

Lol awesome satire... at least i hope it is. o.o

[Kurushimus]

this is awesome.

[normangbates]

OMG this is the best Satire.

I almost believed that this was a redneck fundementalist creationist.

LOL, this is exactly the stupid stuff creationist say because they don't understand the facts.

Great satire!

;)

[DarkConfMan]

GENESIS SUPPORTS EVOLUTION:

Bible Refs translate Gen.1:1a: Re'shiyth - "In THE beginning." In truth, it only means: "Beginning."

The actual Hebrew text says: B'reshiyth - "In beginning." The Definite Article "THE" is used only n/t English Translation.

Properly translated, Gen.1:1 s/b: In (a particular) beginning; In (one of many) beginnings; In the beginning (of this story). NOT - In (THE VERY) beginning.

Gen.1:1a DOES NOT use the Hebrew definite "THE beginning" - "Techillah."

[megamarsvin]

haha nice one.. You sound just like Jesusfreek in this un xD

[spunkeez]

Dude, is this a parody on retarded creationist? Cuz if it is, GREAT JOB!

[Darusdei]

god damn thats strong dialect :DDD

[breakfastisready]

This, like evolution theory, is a joke.

The only difference is that people believe in evolution..... :)

[JDtheMusicMan]

Maybe you did evolve from a rock! LOL The rest of us were created by God, ruler of the universe.

[mattb521]

I was so relieved when I found out this is satire haha

[bla400]

1.i not understand a shit what you saing (almost) 2. compare science with religion is like compare a donkey with a frog 3.yes it did exist 1000 od microbes in the water before it did exist land animals..a cell can change to a nother cell..then after milions of yes this did evelope to other things.

[burnvictim77]

I not understand a shit what you saing (total).

[jacobins3000]

Is this is joke?

[burnvictim77]

Is that a joke?

[coleneil1]

Wow I didn't know that sodomizing your children was an optional way to get into heaven!No wonder the church is so fond of it HA! LOLOLOLOL THIS IS SO FUNNY I RATE THIS FIVE STARS, BECAUSE IT IS SO FUNNY!

"sodomize ya children or sompthin'...see that is optional you do not have to do that to get into heaven..." What a laugh! He makes up part of the people in the US that think the Bible is the literal truth that is the best part!!!!

[Viperatut]

Burgers with swiss cheese taste a lot better then burgers with no cheese.

[pimpsoldier0]

OK. i just wanna take a vote. All the evolutionists give this comment a +1

[burnvictim77]

OK. I wanna take a vote. Who here understands satire?

[pimpsoldier0]

I shoulda watched the whole thing lol

[kungfuwookie]

*raises hand*

[plebmonk]

Surprisingly few people judging by some of the comments.

[1992jamo]

@burnvictim77 Not me, you creationist moron!

[pimpsoldier0]

"Missing links" is better than NO FUCKING PROOF.

[pimpsoldier0]

Still having a lot of evidence is better than just believeing in what ur parents have been believeing in just because their parents have been believeing in it.

[w80616]

heheh "missing links (lynx)"

[EntertainedWatcher]

lol, gotta check out more of your older stuff XD

[marsdendew]

"clouded with too many options, you cant let people think that stuff. you gotta tell them the right thing to do....."

hahahahahahah! wtf? good one. good one.

[KurNorock]

Sound like every creationist I've ever met! Good job!

[azntranceboi3131]

omg did you say monkeys turns into mans? what?!?! is that what PEOPLE ARE SAYING! NOOOO WAY! Because what I know is that Monkeys evolved into MEN. they didnt magically transform.

OMG MISSING LINKS ESCAPING FROM THE ZOO! SOMEBODY GO FIND THEM PLEASE!

o wait..... but if we had them in zoos..... they are not called missing links anymore.

[pimpsoldier0]

Monkeys started to use more tools and started to live in areas where there werent many trees, so they started walking upright. Over time they adapted to their environment and changed physically and mentally. Seems a lot more acceptable to me. It happened over millions of years, not in a matter of few years.

ps: u just believe in what ur parents have been believing in. U just want to believe that ur parents are right, so u just diss the evolution fact because some ppl say there are holes in it.

[azntranceboi3131]

it isnt what your parents believe. its how your society does. My dad himself doesnt believe in evolution and stuff, he just doesnt understand the science behind it. but also, he doesnt believe that god made the planet in 6 days and the rest of this nonsense either. Its group mentality..... he is just joining the church band wagon. what i wanted to point was his choice of words. Like his complete retarded misinterpretation of "missing Links"

[pimpsoldier0]

yea man. just because they dont get the science, they ignore it. Most of them just want to ignore the truth

[LuNyTiX]

I guess some people just can't handle the truth, It's evolution baby!

[vdizhoor]

Amen!

Testify, brother!

Respect.

[bioanthro]

Seed go on all over the place, rock on!! Wikepedia, haha!!

[jeaves17]

this is a joke, right?

[burnvictim77]

THAT was a joke, right?

[novatrek]

thats what i was thinking.

Maybe some type of satire.

I have a very short attention span, so I didn't make it to the end.

:(

[bob2sean]

i almost slated your stupidity but that parody was awesome, i was fooled right until missing lynx. lol!

[ScarletandCreme32]

This would make an awesome anti-drug commerical.

[olunda]

hehe

[lastelement926]

so what did the mouse trap have to do with anything

[johnmonk66]

sodomy? there was adam and eve, they had only one son, so where did we come from? noah had sex with his daughter, and his name was not jesus, it was yohoshua. why are uneducated people so religious, and educated people athiests?

[burnvictim77]

Hmmm?

[nahallac11]

uncle bubba?....did you get into my mind altering medicines again?

[mindsmirror]

Nice fake accent, hahahaha.

[bioanthro]

Yeah, but it slips, it was really good in the begining. Then he kinda slips into a little bit of intelligable english.

[AbbeyNormal]

Like Swiss cheese? You mean it's delicious? I agree! Very funny video.

[gamener]

WHO THE FUCK DID RELEASE THIS REDNECK?

Hail Satan!

[beliserius]

the church said earth is flat, hell the bible said the earth is flat and have pillars. Could you let people think that?

[burnvictim77]

I could force them to think it with my mind powers.

[Liandrah578]

read the bible sometime. It teaches the earth is round-something evolutionists once mocked christians for believing.

[beliserius]

actually... the bible contradicted its self by saying it has FOUR CORNERS and that IT IS A CIRCLE

It never said earth was a sphere.

[Hez1337]

True. Not only that, but educated people knew the earth was a sphere at around 2550 B.C, they also knew its approximate size.

[latuman]

Isaiah 11:12

12 And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH.

So bible does teach flat earth.

[drakeblackhorn]

the bible describes the earth as a snowglobe. it's not unreasonable to concede that four corners probably means the four directions.

bible still doesn't have it right, though. :P

[pimpsoldier0]

exactly, God didnt bother to tell his ppl that earth wasnt flat but spherical kinda. Plus, this guy's explanation for how the life began is " God did his thing in which he sowed different kind of seeds and came diiferent kinds of things" and blah blah. Does that really make any sense. WOW. at first i thought the title of the vid was sattirical when i heard him say that.

[monkeycage2]

The Bible says the world is a geat sphere - in the Old testament. Not to mention no - one ever thought the world was flat - It's common miconception. Columbus was told he would starve before he reached India - not that he would fall off...

[wp1972]

If these are the spokes people for creationism we rational, intellectuals have nothing to fear. Ha!

[MsKittyFantasticoXD]

LOL.. um WOW.. *palmFACE* o.O . this guy is. wow "the I Love God Record" XD lol

this guy is hilarious..XD..'archioptrics'&

"evolution = old star wars"

*coughcough* *smirk*

um.. i think i lost brain cells watching this ..lmao

[philauto56]

nailed it! ive met so many people like this.

[blackwolf1272]

A video definitely worth saving. :D

[trauer1978]

Funny as hell, and kinda scary at the same time. Keep it up.

[Exsilium1987]

Man! What a laugh I had... Thanks for this :)

Made my day :D

[marlar07]

'archioptrics?' lol! sounds like something they'd say on the trailer park boys... hehe

[digitaljez]

I don't lissen to no fossil reckids either.

[philauto56]

he's making fun of people like you don't you get it?

[digitaljez]

irrigational dezine = mousetrap! You lose!

[burnvictim77]

I'm confused. Are you a theist, calling me 'the faithful?'

[jago1877]

No im an Atheist calling you a comedy genious!

[involucre]

Possibly the best malaprop comedy since Peter Quince, biting satire and a perfect accent. I really appreciate what you're doing here. FAVORITED

[burnvictim77]

Thank you. I've always like Jack Klugman, and to be compared up to his level is like God hiself farted in my mouth. Delitefull!

[Whimsicology]

LOL, you almost broke character busting out laughing during the "astropethikus" part. The look on your face, priceless. ;)

[burnvictim77]

AstralopiTHEKus. Git it right!

[D4Shawn]

You're the only person on YouTube who isn't boring me right now (including myself).

[Filmnerd81]

my pappy told me bout how the dinosaurs was a big hoax, god was just testin my faith yall.

lulz

[pimpsoldier0]

What the fuck do u have to be smoking to look at scientists dig out Big fucking bones from the ground and fit them perfectly, to make a big fucking skeletel structure of an animnal and still think its fake.

ps: dont forget the big fucking skulls they also digged out. They also fucking carbon date those things to find they are millions of years old. So go bitch slap ur dad across the face because he lied to u

[EyeSocket99]

Haha, oh man, this is awesome.  Seriously, well done.

[Elaina43]

Perfect You just forgot how great he was in those episodes of "Love, American Style!"

[burnvictim77]

And who can forget Match Game?

[jago1877]

One trouble hillbillies probably can't pronounce 1/1 the words you said, I am not even sure I can!

[burnvictim77]

1/1? Is you a math wizart? That question can't be solvified.

[DanieJay]

"See that is OPTCHNAL, thar."

<333

[Trenholmes]

LOL!

[ourben]

Missing Linx! hahaaaha

[Judelicious1971]

lol. bloody marvellous.

[NihilistZealot]

Yes...just like cheese.

[burnvictim77]

It's got all them holes up in it.

[jago1877]

Yeah PREACH IT BROTHER JESUS SAVES! JESUS IS LORD! A MOTHER FUCKIN JESUS CHRIST MEN!

[burnvictim77]

My Jesus drives a pick-up truck. So don't you fuck with my Jesus.

[jago1877]

burnvictim77 (6 hours ago)

My Jesus drives a pick-up truck. So don't you fuck with my Jesus.

ROFL funny as fuck :P

HAHA 1/2 sorry :P HAHA mis type lol :P

Your a comedy genious dude.

[xenthric]

LOL. . . bad atheists/agnostics, sit.