A Horrifying Disease

[spartan3924]

fucking lol

[subal16]

WHAT DUMMASS

[DiarrheaChain]

Don't iPhone and Drive.

[KiwiForce123]

Americans have yellow turn lights?! We just had green and thats it!?!

[larkinor]

@KiwiForce123 The yellow light is indicating that the light is about to turn red, it is a warning to tell you to slow down, however, much of the population thinks that it means "OHMAHGAWD! GET THROUGH IT AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE BEFORE RED BECAUSE I DUN WANNA WAIT! *Hits someone trying to walk*

[KiwiForce123]

@larkinor No We have Yellow lights as well! Just not yellow TURN lights

[FracturedFrames]

Both of you sound like your struggling with American accents. Haha.

[balhatchet]

I watched this video again this morning. then it happened to me not two hours later x(

[itsthesweetyman]

Damn, I laughed so hard at this. This is my sister completely.

[mrjeremyfusco]

I've never commented on a youtube video... you will be one of the biggest youtube stars in a year.. I"m certrain.. < --- said it here, first.

[DctrLoVe101]

Brilliant.

[chrichdrewchrisryan]

how many staples did you waste?

[buddythecow]

hes using a stapler as his clicker

[monkeylemur]

dude, that was the stapler I used to have before my car was broken into and I lost a good majority of everything I've owned. ARE YOU THE ONE WHO BROKE INTO MY CAR?! FUUUUUU

[Roont3]

You two are such good actors! Brian you can always keep a straight face haha. And Maria, you can mimic the most annoying people in the world amazingly. I imagine that is exactly what someone that doesn't turn left at a regular human speed on a green arrow acts like. Keep up the content guys. Your stuff is some of my favorite and I would watch everything you put out even if you posted like 5-6 videos a day like Toby Tobuscus Turner.

[Baalthazzar]

The two top comments are just perfect, let's keep it that way.

[HPLegoFilms]

@Baalthazzar I want to like your comment, but I know I shouldn't

[hombrepileta]

THIS IS SO AWESOME!!! PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS!! WHY THE FU** ARE YOU NOT TOP 100!!!!!

[BloodDeathApathetic]

i dont use or like cell phones

[lzfender15]

on of my favs fo sho

[EffingTank]

I hate when people think that any time it's okay to use their mobile phone while driving. You sir/madam are guiding a ton of metal while surrounded by other people guiding a ton of metal each. Is it not then prudent to pay some fucking attention and not hold up the people behind you with some inane tweet that doesn't mean shit.

[tunderhed]

Is that his wife?

[31clint]

OMG!! Those people piss me off!!

[Bountyhunter306]

2:11, the sound from theslowmoguys xD

[MetroidTixer]

God, I laughed so...

[nori452]

I friggen love your videos.  I always laugh.

[djtforeal]

So damn true and I cant even drive

[ferretspy440]

Rofl amazing video! XD

[HerreraAudio]

This has just made my day that much better.

[mharb03]

This would've made an excellent Brutal Sarcasm entry. Props nonetheless.

[T5226]

2:13 is a stock sound effect also featured in Slow-Mo Guys videos.

[xeedthecat]

Lmao!!!

[rh120000]

I just can't understand why you don't have that many views!

Your videos are awesome, keep up the good work.

[PolSwed]

I´m not sexist, but...

[Nerdmancer]

One of your better videos. A great idea, with fun acting, and great punch lines. Keep it up.

[1R1Y1A1N1R1O1B1]

There's a special place in hell for people like that.

[mistermarkify]

One Mr B's best yet!

[cwchrisweed]

Why do you not have one million subscribers?

[charliemohl]

I was expecting a brutal sarcasm scream at the end.

[Maestro2514]

That is more true than anything I have ever read in any library

[ArcanePath360]

I only tooted someone yesterday for this lol

[lzfender15]

so stupid (in a funny way) but so true

[oogyb]

I must share this video with the world

[briani4735263]

Is... Is that a tape dispenser?

[IndirectConnect]

You two are hysterical. Also those top comments go great together lmao

[spiderjerusalem100]

Haha! This is 100% true.

People who drive whilst on the phone piss me off, are you fucking driving or are you on the fucking phone? PICK ONE!!!

[danomon45]

@spiderjerusalem100 Don't say that! They'll pick their phone and just sit in their car in the middle of the road.

[mooshoepork1990]

get out of my head! Fuck people that do this.

[metalliholic]

Lol Hilarious

[samuraistalin]

Wow, her American accent isn't bad.

[killerdude23233]

Yeah, fuck those people.



[71andrew17]

*click*

[yan678989]

Its

so

fucking

true

[Sirhyro]

Ahaha, Wow. You guys nailed it.

[117productions343]

SOooo TRUE

[Midgit315]

Brilliant...

[discursion]

brilliant.

[ScottsGoldClub]

Terrence Mckenna once said that California was a wellspring of creativity. Either this video shows that creativity continues to thrive, or that urban development has grown out of control.

[DukeLeto1994]

This is what sums up my frustration when I drive. Good job!

[Tatlreach]

well...I rarely drive and never get mad at all when doing so.....pretty funny vid

[SeanFilms]

I love it when people hide their accents.

We know you're Dutch Brian. It's ok

[NLhardcorebobNL]

@SeanFilms Wait, what?

[SeanFilms]

@NLhardcorebobNL Maria is British but used a valley girl impersonation. I was making an obscure reference to it by sarcastically stating that Brian was actually the one with the accent And it was Dutch. It was a joke. It failed miserably

[l7852]

Is he holding a stapler?

[blamemike]

I've lived in So Cal god yes this is true

[CitrusJuicebox]

Oh my God... I hate all of those people so much.

[Splatation]

he was using a stapler...

[GGGiL00]

LMAO gotta love's Brian sense of humor

[SnakeeyesPR0]

D: my mom has that!!!

[MrJonlindborg]

Lol i love your sketches. There slow and dry but funny.

[HouseForLife6]

Girls can't drive for shit.

[soadpwnsyou]

This was fucking awesome

[Simonhakken]

goddamnit that is indeed so FCKING ANNOYING!

[troublesomecorsair]

hilarious! 

[johndoe528]

The slow-mo guys music?

[MetroidTixer]

You are so fucking awesome!

[ThePOGF]

Every video that you guys make is awesome!!

[pikupz]

god i hope so LOL

[wolfdwood1]

305 club and no troll shhh!

[littlebugconnor1998]

god i hope so..

[dasnurk]

god fuck i was in awe

[Slogson]

This is brilliant!

[ChristianTMI]

Lol stapler as a remote

[eat1369]

this is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen

[cracken9250]

LOL. someone send this to someone who does this! quick! 

[SammySamff1]

Best video ever!

[AzeJam]

HAHAHAHAHA I JUST NOTICED THAT WAS A STAPLER

[Reillyriley91]

I bet you guys have great role playing sex.

[thmsdrew]

@Reillyriley91 I bet you're a super creepy person.

[fromdarkpast]

♥♥♥

[yoursecretsubscriber]

I clicked like twice because that is twice as much as I usually click it and I wanted you to know.

[HHJRxymos]

American accent?



[law44uk]

Good work sir!

[jasperpickering]

No dislikes win! :D

[hugge123456]

Haha this was probalby the most funny vid you've ever made :D

[randomkid217]

That happened to me one time. That fucking bitch did not turn until it was yellow!

[bull912000]

Cellphones and cars don't mix... or women...

[lorena0987]

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO HILARIOUS!!!!! :D

[LukeDrake94]

Hahaha, amazing!

[xTheGerbilx]

trust me betty, he's you're doctor

[Harrs2]

somethinged

[scrpity]

hahahahhahah this is amazing

[bombman50]

Haha ;D

[FaTaL1116]

lol

[mp3remix171]

:D

[jdmhatchback90]

Great video its so true lol

[Avengedstar1]

lol

[dddaaaannnnn]

Best one in a while. Really fantastic.

[womackchase]

5th



[uh842]

is that a stapler?

[Vulcan1985]

dsfgDSfsgfgddfgfd :D

[BuddieBBB]

Not even cancer can match the horror that is a woman in a car.