I went to Scotland last year. It was freezing and rained non-stop. The only food was haggis, deep fried Mars Bars and shortbread & everyone is fat. All the men are transvestites & the women look like men. I couldn't understand a word anyone said & everyone had false teeth. Most of Scotland is sparsely habited due to the midge plague. Most children have MS due to the appalling weather & the oldest person is 50-years-old. I couldn't sleep due to the 24-hour-a-day bagpipe playing. Avoid.
That cat!!!
PhoenixLegand 9 hours ago
I've heard vomiting on your girlfriend is a form of Scottish foreplay.
theredvamp1960 2 weeks ago 2
Scottish and proud!!!!!
AtlanticSharkZ 3 weeks ago
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I went to Scotland last year. It was freezing and rained non-stop. The only food was haggis, deep fried Mars Bars and shortbread & everyone is fat. All the men are transvestites & the women look like men. I couldn't understand a word anyone said & everyone had false teeth. Most of Scotland is sparsely habited due to the midge plague. Most children have MS due to the appalling weather & the oldest person is 50-years-old. I couldn't sleep due to the 24-hour-a-day bagpipe playing. Avoid.
karezza6 4 weeks ago
you didn't show everyone smoking!!
roxcharlie 1 month ago 2
@roxcharlie, no and I didn't show the deep fried "cuisine" either, maybe next year!
jasonandreoli 1 month ago
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MrFlibble2011 3 months ago
@MrFlibble2011 It is indeed! But I still love our Country! Oh, how is Professor Lanstrom btw? ;-)
bigrarr 2 months ago
@bigrarr Excellent. I must have the luck virus as I was born English.
MrFlibble2011 2 months ago 2