The Greatest Bear That Ever Lived

[MrEscimoBoy]

Diction is going to grow up and lose much of his sanity then abduct a bear and keep it in his house as his pet for years, one day it will kill him and take his identity and life the rest of his life as diction and nobody will be the wiser.

[Codcraft187]

Is this real? if it is I would be scared

[robothomas100]

I love bears!!!!

[Benjewlici0us97]

BEARS ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER!

[Birdywar]

omg i remember this lvl! i played it at eb games and found a awesome camping spot that the AI couldn't shoot me

[ElCapatainUT]

Voytek, The Alcoholic, Nazi-Fighting, Iranian Bear!

[Mrpandaofdoom]

This brings a tear to my eye and a smile to my face, I FUCKING LOVE BEARS

[legohalonascarfan3]

I want a bear as a pet now :(

[TheCY107]

Am i the only one who Googled this just to make sure Diction wasn't trolling?

[ZOOMTheGamer]

@TheCY107 Me too

[craftyminer171]

thumbs up if you googled this and found out it was real

[TheArgusApocraphex1]

Wait a minute... my nickname is Bear. ^_^

[Hypermunk99]

With Voytek in the shower, you definitely don't want to drop the soap.

[PhatAfroDude]

wow i mean i know some shit about WWII but i did not know this.

[abrady987]

Is this for realz?

[fistsmcgee]

i thought you were shiting me when you were telling me this story but turns out you were right.. i will never doubt you again.

[peyton11044]

So tht arab guy wuz snuck up on by a huge ass bear carrying a shit ton of explosives (his friends must have been pissed"

[Justfallensniping]

is this cod 2 demo for pc....

[easterbunnyhelps]

my school mascot are bears

[CaptainMidnight1943]

true story guys

[TheBritishAssassin]

bears are da best animals ever 

[vgSp00fy]

pooh was named after that bear

[TheEnzune]

damn that bear was BAWS!

[jacplac97]

1.I still play CoD2

2.Im from Poland.

[zifopui]

@jacplac97 me too!

[simbakid21]

voytek, the Original Gangstar

[MrSkrill3x]

Desmond the moonbear!

[Hanzy302]

@MrSkrill3x how did i get here ?...THE END

[mrpieman12]

votex killed 17 confirmed kills no lie

[wanna209BEAST]

click 3 it says rats

[freezeframeguys]

I knew that :)

[xPOSSUM45x]

I kept pressing start at the begining and i only paused and started

[05candyman]

i killed a bear once. i went outside and i saw a bear and i was in a bad mood. so this bear looked at me wrong. so im like "bitch, timed to get knocked". so i knocked it out in one punch went home to the playboy mansion and had sex with many many beautiful hot virgins.

[LelouchxCC90]

@05candyman there are no virgins in the playboy mansion...

[Thompaam]

OMG I LOVE BEARS TOO

[EatMyDiction1]

@Thompaam You're a winner.

[michagangamer]

A chimpanzee was in world war 2 too

[theygameaddict]

its a fuckin bear

[Cr1msonAndRed]

I want one!

[DarkDreadnaught94]

in soviet russia, bear shoot you!? 0_o'

[M1CH43LC]

Your pronunciation of Scottish places makes me want to cry D:

[night4345]

bears are people

[byrno562]

Bears r people 2!!!!

[WhopperJr89]

i just sub you because you knew about the bear



[sgisaac]

alright guv, I just watched 5 of your videos straight, u've earned another viewer at least. So yea you gotcha urself 1+ sub.

[drakothe3]

wait this is legit? AWESOME! im telling everyone

[BarTomCik]

his name is spelled Wojtek!!!! haha but <3 the vid

[NakedBearGaming]

I think I remember you telling this story on a livestream, Voytek <3

[NakedBearGaming]

Me Gusta

[the36kill]

awwww i think when you grow up diction you want to be like voytek :)

[m4ntan]

I want to give that bear a high five

[400zombienation]

awsome picture for the ending!!

[supertaco54]

How did i know that you were going to use Voytek. :)

[zanderw1199]

I'm from Scotland, it's pronounced Edinbruh :)

[fuckedupcupcake]

actually, i did.

but it's always as fun to hear this story.

[M3hPwnzAll]

This might be the most original commentary I've ever listened too xD how freaking awesome

[GirlSoundsLikeADude]

Awesome story! [P.s. Edinburgh is pronounced Edin-buh-rah, not Edin-berg ;)]

[EatMyDiction1]

@GirlSoundsLikeADude Not in America it isn't! :P

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

@EatMyDiction1 hey I am scottish might want to go to edinburgh zoo to see if there is any othere storys about it might want to ask a guy in zoo about it.

[dasmonkeyman]

@EatMyDiction1 dude the country your in doesnt change how you say a name you do know that right? John in England is John in America ..Edin-buh-rah not edin-berg ....nice try though ;)

[EatMyDiction1]

@dasmonkeyman Yeah if you payed attention I realized in the video I pronounced it wrong. You win the troll game. ;)

[dasmonkeyman]

@EatMyDiction1 yay i win something, FINALLY!! do i get a hat? i want a hat... puuurleaase??!!!

[dharokpwnage]

@dasmonkeyman actually, it is said "edin-berg"

[dasmonkeyman]

@dharokpwnage actually it isn't no one here calls it "Edin-berg"

[MrStangnes]

I wish I had a bear like that :)

[zvennemen]

sounds like forrest gump but then as a bear

[rocki34]

the sad thing is the grenade throwing animation in cod2 is still better than in homefront

[MrTheeDemigod]

Someone used Wikipedia ;)

[weatrga]

I want this story to be true so bad

[EatMyDiction1]

@weatrga It is true. Go look it up, bud.

[FamicomGaming]

Beast Bear! =)

[sYthyy]

ur fog gonna get mad if he sees this ;O

[crazyawesometimee]

awesome ass bear!

[TheBestAtWin]

Fuckin' bears, man.

[MrZedorey]

Your the best!

[calibansvg]

Viva Voytek!

[mylestoby2]

a bear that likes vodcia me likly

[TheDirtbikeking96]

did the bear like ice cream

[TheLolthazun]

ROAOROROAROAR I'M A BEAR. This story is rather epic. Laughed quite a bit.

[D4rk7Spank]

wow, awesome story man. i agree best bear ever!

[progrum24]

this is awesome!

[omgcheesenoob]

lol u got this wiki LOLOLOL

[xMissMizPunk]

Wow Voytek sounds like such a bad ass...with a cute and cuddly side =D

[EatMyDiction1]

@xMissMizPunk I know right! Best bear ever! When I get stupid rich and famous, I'm totally getting a pet bear.

[FatalFallacies]

Diction, u gotta do a video on the indian sloth bear!! i just did my AP Bio project on them and they're epic. They can actually hang upside from trees, they were the original dancing bears, and according to wikipedia, "The species is the most vociferous when mating, and make loud, melodious calls when doing so."

:D Indian Sloth Bears FTW

[EatMyDiction1]

@FatalFallacies I actually love sloth bears. Done.

[TheCraneOfTruth]

As a person who avidly loves history, I love this commentary! Speaking of animals in WWII, did you know the Russians trained dogs to blow up tanks? They strapped explosives to them and they would dive underneath enemy tanks and self detonate. Bears are close, but dogs are still man's best friend ;)

[EatMyDiction1]

@TheCraneOfTruth No one can explode Voytek!

[DaBoyChinWonder]

@TheCraneOfTruth That is messed up, but slightly awesome.

[dickfaceanusV2]

more war school please!!!!

[EatMyDiction1]

@dickfaceanusV2 Calm down! Those take time to make! Also I don't have my xbox so I can't.

[dickfaceanusV2]

@EatMyDiction1 aight. thanks for the response bud <3

[SolomonOh]

so glad i subbed man

[TheFastfoodJesus]

Wish I could become a bear. :(

[CabooseKilledChurch2]

Bears is people, nuff said

[1337Afker]

Bear Grylls

[Drenizer]

Wow I didn't know that, and now I do. You just filled my day, a little but more.

[EatMyDiction1]

@Drenizer I do what I can, sir.

[MarkMorbidity]

Voytek!!

Had a great time drawing this glorious bear

and i really enjoyed your educational video :)

I felt like i was back in my history Class.

[MrTommyOnTour]

dude you are fast becoming my fav youtuber and livestreamer. i appriecate all the hard work you put into this. :)

[Avenged2336]

if it was a polar bear this story would have gone from ZOMG to a GEE-ZUS!!

[multidinero]

Dude, I thought you were making that shit up! Wikipedia has a whole article on the bear! Wojtek, pronounced Voytek in English...OMG, dude! Now I'm really glad I subscribed!

[EatMyDiction1]

@multidinero I speak the truth!

[Avenged2336]

dude your one of my favs becuz you do vids like these :)

[EatMyDiction1]

@Avenged2336 Dude you're one of my fav's because you do comments like these ;)

[KPopp]

awww :)

[Adoobuhdoo]

@KPopp ikr!

[Boblahoe]

Question: What kind of bear is best?

That’s a ridiculous question…

False. Black bear.

That’s debatable, there are basically two schools of thought…

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

~Bear fact.

[EatMyDiction1]

@Boblahoe Congrats on quoting that perfectly, people usually leave out the "schools of thought" part, which is what makes that exchange so damn funny to me.

[Boblahoe]

@EatMyDiction1 Thanks! 

[Imnon1]

Story time?! One second diction, let me go make some popcorn.

[Xicuzab]

Bears are awesome, you wonder why they ever had don't ask don't tell.

[Shadylikeatree]

BEARS!

[TheMrEpiphany]

first! and love the vids. and that bear is raw as fuck. i want one

[modernwar2ghostrp]

YAY BEARS!!!!!!! <3

[jabberman3000]

lol

[XxdskaterxX]

wierd story but i like it lol