[03/10] Pokemon, Vibrators, and Bed Sheets

[LiteratiMuffin]

I would do everyone even WITHOUT a Klondike bar. >.>

[pinkpartytoys]

check out pinkpartytoys com their having a free shipping sale right now i buy all my naughty toys from them lol

[Thesportsguyinitaly2]

I LOVE YOU JOE, BUT I HATE DRUDDIGON

DRUDDIGON IS SO UBER THAT IT KILLED MY ACTUALLY UBER.

WITH FULL HIT POINTS.

[kathleenblueeyes]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaahaa

ha

its joe.

[miguelhp1]

I would rather never play pokemon again!

[TheRealSammich]

I have never heard a more perfect answer to the klondike bar xD 

[catmeow4]

I missed you please dont leave again :D

[cstockett05]

Thanks for doing the whats in your bag video! I was slightly confused last week and now I feel that the world is balanced again. haha

[iSayiSaid]

You're sort of...really amazing.

[WWEQAF]

Zebstrika (I loev sebras and pokemon, so its a match made in heaven)

[cutewitch772]

Dorinda is my favorite Cheetah Girl, too. =D

[madammim09]

You have really nice skin, its got a nice glow to it.

[YamiBakura0385]

people may have said this before, but being a vegetarian means no hot juicy sausages in your mouth :3

[thebeluga]

you inspire me to give my pokemon fun names.

[rebeccam2]

YAY for being vegetarien, this is my third year :D

[TheJuliaaApontee]

are your eyes different colors?

[SweetAsAStrawberry]

BEDAZZLED DS! :)

[pipernoswiping]

I might try out vegetarianism.

[abc5606579]

In response to that twitter question.....I am now fully prepared to go buy a pokemon vibrator.

[15stargaze]

"I kinda just winked at you."

xD. You crack me up!

[ChannelRichard]

I adore you.

[grahamsnail3]

Joe you have and will always be my favorite.. even though you are not an original, and iv been following from the start.. you are my favorite and im in love <3

[RainbowReneenay]

I've been a vegetarian for almost 2 years also! Yay! Veggie Buddies! (:

[Azukibeanuh]

@RainbowReneenay Me too!!! :D GO PETA!!!! <3

[idfkandrew]

I've been SO slow progressing in Pokémon Black. How don't I have the time to play video games during Spring Break?!

[bnugentkarate]

Have you noticed that the Pokémon creators are clearly running out of ideas? They're repeating old Pokémon with new names (Butterfree/Beautifly). Any that are remotely original have a name that is simply a jumble of letters. How can they possibly rationalize a name like Druddigon?

[922NR]

is it intentional that Five Awesome Gays = F.A.G

[MarSav93]

You know what Joe? You get too much shit. I love your videos, so never stop!

:D

[prettypuzzler]

You sound like you pronounce question like qwerstion. It's cute.

[welcometowalfart]

solosis and cubchoo forever.

[Concept3601]

you have long nails lol

[blushcrush114]

what pokemon b&w starter pokemon did u choose? i'm thinking tepig but i've heard snivy is really good too. :) i want to know this because..... I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!!!!

[withallmylove999]

i've been a vegetarian for almost 4 years(:

[StormingRoads]

yay go pokemon all the way :D i love snivy!!

[0hmyblog]

go veggies :)

[UnperfectStorm16]

Joe...let's be honest.

We all know that the best pokemon ever is Vanilluxe. Why? Because who doesn't want to play pokemon and think about delicious fighting ice cream. Nobody. Nobody.

[munchitizer]

I'm a fan of Eelektross. A Levitating electric pokemon?! It practically has no weaknesses!

[theEmmama95]

my brother spilled my acrylic paint on my bed sheets.... :/ that shit doesn't come out.

[Eowyneally]

It is all about the Sawsbuck -- sooo cute.

[PandazRock09]

Don't you just LOVE WOOBAT JOE!?! <3

[yoyopimp1234]

Whats your pokemon team?

[skyward360]

It's not like this is a competition or anything, but I've been a vegetarian for 17 years now, and still going strong!

[Ganychan]

I have sheets with a huuuuge picture of a real live panda eating bamboo. It's pure.

[Isitonacornflake]

I love you joe!

[Pixiesoapbox]

My bed sheets are purple. Because I'm wild.

[cndiixx]

yay!! for being vegetarian :)

[dasKnoppers]

Yaaay! I can finally watch a Joe-video!!! The last ... two or three Joe-videos weren't available in my country (Germany) because of some copy right- problems. (So whatever music you used, Joe, DON'T USE IT ANYMORE! because your loving fans from Germany can't watch you then. ) - love to all 5 awesome gays!! :*

[patthegreat44]

in us last video u had taco bell receits from 2010 not to many things there that are vegatarian....humm

[poodlepaws]

you look really pale and sickly

[disneykid1]

@poodlepaws well you sound really bitchy and stupid. i guess we're even.

[GeekyRomanticHybrid]

You're made of awesome Joe. Just thought you should know that :]

<3

[Scoobydoo16x]

Daaang, already past lvl 40 I need to catch up, Just bought White yesterday!

[GrandoNando]

I LOVE the way you say Pokemon :D xx

[mitcharp]

this is like the only questions video i've been able to watch all the way through. good for you!

[skye1985]

Vegetarian?! I didn't think it was possible to love you more. <3

[BrettWieckhoff]

I love my Herdier and my Munna <3

[jerryarchbrat]

ummmm.....somehow joe i get the feeling that you eat a lot of meat

[Levifinley1]

I'm a vegetarian!!! I love you even more now! :)

[gizmoguy7]

That was a good story about bedsheets. Mine have been either a tan or cream color for about the past five years or so. Just because that's what matches my set.

I feel that we're at that point when we can talk about the color of our bedsheets. You know what I mean?

[5awesomegays]

@gizmoguy7 it's time to take a walk on the wild side troy, and get some crazy prints home fry.

[kriswish2000]

This is very important, when did you go vego. I went in Sep of 09 so I'm almost at two years!

[Shoyru40359]

Awesome, I didn't realize you were a vegetarian too! It'll be one year for me this May.

[invictusheart92]

You would have vaginal sex for a klondike bar?

[SantaDoesTooExist]

cheesy fiesta potatoes at taco bell! Great Video Joe, I love how on time you are!

[yoshiemai]

Yay! Fellow vegetarian!

[ItsAlandorAnderson]

Joe I know u probably already know this but I can totally tell where your accent is coming back Lol XD

[meow0meow7]

Wow I especially loved the part where he talks about his bed sheets.

[ItsDianaSkye]

I love you :)

[FranOnDemand]

POKEMON!!!!!!!!

lol. I love B&W

[Aranel1200]

im on my 3rd gym and my team so far is :

Dewott

Petilil

Liepard

Pansear

Thro

Woobat

AND i have caught Victini ;P

[froregon]

You can also get 7 layer burritos that are vegetarian. I'm a vegetarian too! I don't miss it because it's been so long. I think if I ate meat now I would probably get sick.

[Bamaboy87]

I am on the 2nd gym and so far, my fav is Blitzle...freakin sweet!

[llelea]

you are looking cutie mcfruity

[OhLittleSparrow]

lmao Cheetah Girls!

[NorthFromAtlantis]

i guess joe just gets his meat some other way...

[ananasch]

I love your face.

[0endscene0]

I like how you pronounce 'Gorgeous'. I think you should record yourself on your mobile recording device just saying 'Gorgeous' over and over again. And then put a beat to it. And make it into a song. I love you, Joe. I hope you're into bears/cubs.

[eatyocornbread]

Which did you buy, Pokemon Black or White?

[M1995C]

klondike bars are better than sex.

[akalakar]

wow

you upload at like what, 2 a.m.?

clearly you're online.

why am I not surprised. you're so classy joe.

wait, I'm up, too...so

shit

[caseynpham]

Currently picturing Joe laying on his animal print bed spreads.

Propped up against a pillow.

Fully clothed.

DS to his face.

[Peaches70380]

@caseynpham You forgot the bottle of Boones next to him. lol

[elohelreh]

@caseynpham expand on this and it'll be an awesome poem

[xmattmac]

@caseynpham hawt.

[JamieDanger]

I thought that said "Pokemon, *Voltaire*, and Bed Sheets," and I thought "Wow, Joe is being kind of sophisticated this wee...oh"

[courtnog]

@JamieDanger i wish i could like this one hundred times :)

[CapTrainT]

I don't know how you can be a fan of Druddigon..it's not like it's a Stunfisk or anything!

[5awesomegays]

@CapTrainT oh no you didn't.

[infinitex2]

Even when you move your eyebrows, your forehead is super smooth. I'm kinda amazed and kinda jealous.

[5awesomegays]

@infinitex2 OMG you have no idea how much this comment means to me. i have practiced for many years when i was young mastering facial expressions without wrinkling my forehead b/c i don't want to have wrinkles when i'm older. i wish i were joking but i'm not.

[ash29ley]

@5awesomegays i thought i was the only one. i have practiced that too. the "are you insane" look is hard for me to pull off without wrinkles.

[EmilyMarie101]

love you joe!!

[carmindyy]

do you write "elsewhere" before posting your links because of the book, or just coincidence?

[BeccatheBizarre]

Face it, Joe, your stories are no better than mine.

[sasukeichigo12]

Omg Druddigon irriates me =w= The dragon gym leaders was so powerful D: Thankfully I burned it with an Inferno and made it suffer >=] bwhahaha. I love my lampent and I dont know when to evolve it D: decisions decisions...

[lydialeslie]

"daaamn, jerry! what would you do for a klondike bar? kill your wife?"

parks and rec? ....anyone?

[kristinaalannah]

You didn't use mine! Sadface. although I guess it probably would have been more suited to your personal channel

[alexvonquarter]

you chose my question. I feel special! Go me even though you didn't choose lol

[misguidedghost7]

joe i challenge you to a pokemon battle....or we can trade some pokemon if i got a pokemon from you i would valiantly battle through the elite 4...if elite 4 is even in black and white i should know this im like 2 seconds from fighting whatever they are.aaaanyway i would be sooo happy so message me!

[ruchirawat]

love your wink wink

[ruchirawat]

love you too much

[lacispacey]

Your hair looks great, no matter how you choose to style it, your skin looks amazing (I'm jelly), your shirt/clothes/room are so clean!, I wish my voice was as incredible as yours, your laugh is contagious and melodious, your skin is the perfect shade (yay for no skin cancer!), you look so fit and handsome, your nose is so straight and perfect, your eyes light up your face and are evenly-sized, your ears look like they are capable of good hearing, I love your appropriate outfit, and I love you.

[NineYearOldToddlers]

What do you get at Taco bell if you're a vegetarian? (I am too - all I can ever see is the bean burrito - is that what you get?)

[5awesomegays]

@NineYearOldToddlers they have potato soft tacos! and nachos, duh. also the mexican pizza without the beef. pretty much you can get anything and tell them no beef.

[februaryboy91]

@5awesomegays Weird. I don't eat meat either so for dinner I got a Cheesy, Bean & Rice Burrito...two of them. ^_^

[brittnnniiiinicole]

@5awesomegays Potato tacos are the bestttt. :D

[bjcrawleyy]

@NineYearOldToddlers You could probably get anything considering there's almost no meat in their meat :P

[seankivi]

you had tons of gorgus things

[sosupahigh]

u make me wanna la laaaa

[bassoonatic1234]

Bahaha. Thank you. Watching this made my night of studying so much more tolerable.

[granolagirl8819]

your little inflections, whether or not they are a part of your true accent, are so charming. You make me smile, kiddo! love from Oklahoma.

[crunchygreengello]

all good stories are about bed sheets #nolife

[IlluminusQ]

oh joe. . .ur so funny, and my favorite awesome gay :)

[Libbster342]

:D

[cyclingdirt]

GREAT!