Storytime - Mr Angry and the Scientologists

[leslieranderson118]

sweet!

[Karlmcguiness]

I just watched an advert from Scientology here in England than watched the BBC Panarama show about them and all I can say is...they scare me a little. Especially how they can get a background check on you.

[AngryAussie]

@Karlmcguiness They should scare you

[bobslayer1881]

are you paying too much for your car insurance?

join the church of Scientology and your insurance bills will seem tiny by comparison

[AngryAussie]

@bobslayer1881 Good tip

[nikoface]

last time somebody was between me and the door i punched him in the face. (this was in school so i got sent to the principal) the principal knew the other guy and of course he was one of those attention seeker rebels. The principal asked me if it felt good and sent me back haha

[AngryAussie]

@nikoface Sounds fair

[GulenNewsFraud]

The Gulen Movement is not a Religion either. You have them there in Au. Also. Google Gulen Charter Schools on Google and here on You Tube.

[AngryAussie]

@GulenNewsFraud I really don't care

[bbphnix]

Sounds like Scientology are Dr Doom, Spellbinder, the Scarecrow, Darth Sidious etc, evil geniuses that use the science of psychology to manipulate people into joining their 'army'

[AngryAussie]

@bbphnix Scientology is just bullshit

[madman13669]

old video I know, but I like flicking through your old ones.

Just on the point about him standing between you and the door, take it from an ex security guard(in Aus), that is (technically and legally) false imprisonment, with all the legal repercussions involved. The door does not even have to be closed or locked to be classed as false imprisonment, you just have to feel like if you where to try to leave you would not be allowed.

So yea...I am surprised they have the balls to be so stupid ;)

[AngryAussie]

@madman13669 He would not have liked what happened if he didn't move

[HaruTatsuyo]

Alright guys, new law proposal. A legal hunting season to be authorized on Scientologists for the first two weeks of June. Who's with me?

[AngryAussie]

@HaruTatsuyo No argument from me

[jesta1982]

@HaruTatsuyo Make it year around and you might have a great proposal on your hands!

[TheMostOffensiveName]

@HaruTatsuyo 50 points towards the person who gets Tom Cruise

[BaronVonLichtenstein]

The Church of Scientology are basically terrorists. They take all your money then threaten and abuse people if they ever try to leave to speak badly about them. They are probably better behaved in another country, but in this country, they are thugs and loonies.

[AngryAussie]

@BaronVonLichtenstein No argument from me

[shadowcaster12]

STORY TIME?!?!?!! *squeals like little child* :D

[AngryAussie]

@shadowcaster12 I'll have to do a new one soon.

[shadowcaster12]

@AngryAussie Hooray!

[BazingEnergy]

Its odd how the guy decided to confront you to leave i mean you would think that if he tried to convince you he might have been a bit more polite maybe hes from 4chan or something

[AngryAussie]

@BazingEnergy They use extremely evil coercion techniques

[bkmhutterer91]

Liked your story, dude!

Off topic though: Are there any wineries you would recommend I try during my tentative visit over there? I hear a few wineries produce some of the top-quality syrah. I really like nice and jammy wines. They almost always have a crisp yet clean finish on the palate. I am still a novice wine somelier, and would like to try out some Australian wines. 

[AngryAussie]

@bkmhutterer91 I'm not a wine drinker but there are lots of tours.

[Cliffjumper24]

Hey mate, what a cracking story!

It's the first time I've seen any of your vids..... gonna have to watch them all now! :)

Made me laugh, and an eye opener too!

[AngryAussie]

@Cliffjumper24 Watching them all will keep you busy

[minnescanada]

COS preys on the weak in spirit. Stay away.

[AngryAussie]

@minnescanada They definitely exploit the vulnerable

[emperorzong]

You get them in my town centre. I'm tempted to do a personality test just to take the piss, but now I'm not sure.

[AngryAussie]

@emperorzong Just be aware that they'll do everything they can to stop you from leaving without giving them money

[ObsurdityReformed17]

I have to ask....... why are you holding an umbrella?

[AngryAussie]

@ObsurdityReformed17 Effect

[ObsurdityReformed17]

@AngryAussie ah.. Gotcha.

[vickiormindyb]

You'll LOOVE this. I got a new monitor that's raging, wicked awesome-but it shows every tiny detail of your face.

I guess that means I'm not putting MY videos on until I get the better camera. : P

[vickiormindyb]

Robb's brutal to people who try to "barrage him" w/ a request. He told me a story about a Scientologist who tried that shit w/ him after he refused to manage their account.

He actually distressed the guy to the point where said guy became defensive.

"You don't have to act inhumane," the guy said. "And your duty is to help people manage money. You CAN'T, in good conscience, refuse to help us."

He told the guy he can do any damn thing he wants and restated his refusal until the guy finally left.

[fox0205]

More fucking religeon... This is just another reason I've never read the Bible, Kuran, Dead Sea Scroll, or book on Scientology.

This is not saving people from their problems, this is causing so much more, I liken the church of Scientology to Jonestown, and if you all know how that went, you may see the connection. These guys want nothing more than to brainwash people, to control them, to bend them however they damn well please. Fuck Scientology, and fuck religeon.

[AngryAussie]

@fox0205 Fair call

[MewesK]

Amen! (in a non-religious way)

[Lavenderrose73]

...by the way, I know I've been to this one before. I just wanted to hear one of your stories again. Someone on YT was very rude to me, so I thought I'd stop by a couple friends' channels (yours and NXClass's) to end on a better note. Anyway, I never had a bad experience with Scientologists, but I DID almost join another "red flag" church, if you will. Even as brief as my time with them was, I was so shaken up I didn't want to even go to my old church so I know what you're talking about.

[Lavenderrose73]

I'll be sure to avoid "Personality tests". Also, any new stories? I love hearing them, and some of them are funny as well as insightful.

[AngryAussie]

@Lavenderrose73 Haven't done one for a while - might work on one when I get home

[lordgluzman]

6 people who disliked are scientologist

[AngryAussie]

@lordgluzman Quite possibly

[vickiormindyb]

I read an article wherein the reporter blamed Mimi Rogers for hooking Tom Cruise on Scientology.

I thought Yeah, it's the classic 'a woman made me do it' routine a lot of guys use when explaining their behavior.

I knew a guy who blamed a woman for hooking him on crack/cocaine.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb Scientology target celebrities - it's good for their image

[MalteseMifsud]

@angryaussie just telling the truth. they just want to lure you in.

[MalteseMifsud]

this is actually the best video. stuff them.

[AngryAussie]

@MalteseMifsud Thanks

[Kazic5000]

Fuuuuuck. Now I wanna take one of those tests just to actually see this happening.

[AngryAussie]

@Kazic5000 It's pretty freaky

[JB346Aussie]

Christ these scientology cultists are tools. I can't believe he actually tried to stop you. These people are fucked up in every sense of the word.

[AngryAussie]

@JB346Aussie They really are

[GrandchaseFan101]

God,thats terrible!!!

[AngryAussie]

@GrandchaseFan101 Scientologists are terrible

[potterfanatic2]

Wow, he actually tried to stop you leaving... i believe that's known as mistake number one.

It really is just a cult... and it's only called that because calling it the correct C word in public can get ya in a lot of trouble

[AngryAussie]

@potterfanatic2 I like quoting the British high court judge who called them a dangerous cult. If they get upset I just say "hey, I'm simply quoting - go take it up with the judge"

[666tReaper]

just like every religion it is just a way to make easy money.... sad fucking world we live in sometimes.....

[AngryAussie]

@666tReaper It is a deliberate fraud, pre-conceived with a single age - to control vulnerable people

[Gleavage09]

sounds exactly like a thing called Landmark Education

[AngryAussie]

@Gleavage09 Actually, I believe Landmark is Scientology

[Gleavage09]

@AngryAussie Finally, a sane person :D

[augustushan]

I have a vague recollection that these people have a rather bizarre, alien related theory about the origination of humanbeings, and from your story they seem to be a really patient and persistent bunch. Just like those Falunkong fellows to be found around any Chinese embassy. And I'm not a communist.

Anyway I forgot to mention in previous remarks that you, Mr. Angry, are a facsinating video maker.

[AngryAussie]

@augustushan They have an absolutely insane mythology that revolves around aliens flying DC9s

[vickiormindyb]

from Mindy-I bet you'd be surprised to know they approach kids too.

A guy did that to me when I was about 10 or 11, but my dad, whom I was waiting for to pick me up, told him to get the hell away from me right that minute.

I didn't understand why he was so upset at first. I asked him why and said all the guy did was ask if I know what dianetics is.

My dad told me we'd talk about it when we get home, where he told me a little about it, including why he was so forceful with the guy.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb It's illegal for them to approach kids - which doesn't stop them.

[skippermix]

yea i did check it up they are some tfu people didnt expect to get a reply so quick but yea thanks your an awsome guy keep rocking the world hehe

[skippermix]

what do you mean by dangerous AA? and what is a scientologist anyway?

[AngryAussie]

@skippermix Look it up

[ad4mc1mufc]

nice story :) enjoyed listening, only found you the other day, loved it so far, nice one for acting calm, could have done the "crazy man" :P

[AngryAussie]

@ad4mc1mufc I have a lot of variety

[ProjectRedfoot]

wearing you out is an incantation!. they are casting a spell

[AngryAussie]

@ProjectRedfoot They may as well be

[vickiormindyb]

I've never been approached by one.

Just like w/ Jehovah's Witnesses, they find out I'm a Paramedic then, suddenly, they want nothing to do w/ me.

It's weird. But I understand why Jehovah's Witnesses don't want anything to do w/ me.

I told them I worked in the ER and saw a lady refuse a blood transfusion that, if she'd received, she would have lived. She died b/c she refused.

Suddenly they found someone else to talk to.

They didn't even defend their belief of refusing blood transfusions.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb That could be useful

[arachnophile01]

Is there a scientology test online? If so, will my comuter block my door unless i threaten to remove it's hard drive?

[AngryAussie]

@arachnophile01 Very probably

[vegetalikessprinkles]

well first i want to say good job not getting sucked into their crap,second would you mind answering a few questions?

1:wasnt l ron hubbard the creator of the religion,a science fiction writer?

2:is the stuff said in south park about the religion true?

3:say i was approached by one of these guys,should i take the chance just to try it out or would you say its too dangerous?

4:have you been approached by these guys since then?

5:is it true they kidnap and torture ppl who try to leave the

[vegetalikessprinkles]

@vegetalikessprinkles continued

church?

6:i subbed u

[AngryAussie]

@vegetalikessprinkles

1. Yes

2. Yes

3. Your choice

4. I've avoided them

5. Pretty much

6. Cheers and welcome aboard!

[vegetalikessprinkles]

@AngryAussie thank you,btw i think its awesome how you respond to so many ppls comments

[lycurgusthelawgiver]

Scientology is no more absurd or counterproductive than any other religion. Sure, it's new, and sure, it's kind of sci-fi, but aside from that I don't see any difference between Scientology and the Catholic (or whatever) church. Religion in general is a scam.

[AngryAussie]

@lycurgusthelawgiver That's completely ridiculous. Scientology is a pre-meditated lie designed to do nothing more than scam people. Saying that tired old line "all religion is the same" is pure ignorance and is playing into the hands of an evil cult.

[lycurgusthelawgiver]

I see your perspective, and you do have a legitimate point that Scientology is different from a good number of other, more docile religions in that it aggressively proselytizes with the creepy high-pressure methods described in your video, and I was being a bit disingenuous, but that aside the fact is there's a list as long as my arm of sects and cults that use the exact same methods and have the exact same motives and no one says word one about them simply because they don't mention aliens.

[CooeeEcho]

I watched this video and a couple of others (even though you disrespected me the other day) ... I'm not letting you off ... I'm just biding my time ;)

[AngryAussie]

@CooeeEcho Your choices are your own

[mandowarrior123]

Its not even a cult it sucks people in like a pyramid scheme or MLM (multi level marketing) and traps them and its just despicable that they can bypass laws just by claiming to be a religion

[AngryAussie]

@mandowarrior123 That's what a cult does

[NomenNescioNY]

The thoughts of a scientologist:

I am just a worthless liar.

I am just an imbecile.

I will only complicate you.

Trust in me and fall as well.

I will find a center in you.

I will chew it up and leave,

I will work to elevate you

just enough to bring you down. " - Tool, Sober.

Lyrics that seem almost custom written for this so called "Church". :)

[AngryAussie]

@NomenNescioNY Nicely put

[h4tchetman]

Dont all religions do this lol good vid mate i really like it when people are just honest lol if i were you id have have done the same thing, ive done psychology so I knew withen five minutes of a phone call (i rang them) that it was a cult.

[AngryAussie]

@h4tchetman Scientology are far worse

[cowgoesmoo2]

Haha...

Hey Mr. Angry, do you know this channel called "The thinking Atheist"?

I recommend you see it :D

[AngryAussie]

@cowgoesmoo2 I have trouble keeping up with the people I'm already subscribed to

[cowgoesmoo2]

@AngryAussie Oh, I see.

[desikitteh]

"i'm unemployed with nothing to do, why not go with a random stranger?" <- lmfao!

also, fatigue has the reverse effect on me... i become more resistant and then onto outright belligerent. but then i'm on the autism spectrum.

[AngryAussie]

@desikitteh That really was my thought process

[desikitteh]

@AngryAussie oh, i believe you... i've had the same kind of reactions. the things we do when bored. XD

[cowgoesmoo2]

Agreed.

A theory about some zuez or zombo or some shit alien god sending down aliens to earth, then somehow they got inside the earth, and then a fucking NUKE came and blew out the aliens? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF A RELIGION IS THAT?

[AngryAussie]

@cowgoesmoo2 A clinically insane one

[KulhaviGuy]

This reminds me of a few scientology stories I heard a while back where people joined and ended up killing themselves because their lives got so fucked up.

[AngryAussie]

@KulhaviGuy They have fucked up a lot of people

[RandoAnonymous]

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome!!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[TroubleMaker12321]

way to go dude!

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[an0nim0uz]

Thank you for that video. You've looked through $cientology's facade, and came to the only logical comclusion: To stay away from that cult. Good job.

Now let's hope the Co$ will be investigated.

[AngryAussie]

Looks like it *might* happen in Australia

[91111a]

I want to do this quiz just to smack some motherfucking wanker in the mouth :)

[AngryAussie]

I wouldn't recommend it

[vickiormindyb]

Tom Cruise's public relations people blame his first wife for 'drawing him into Scientology.'

Just like a public relations agent to blame someone else for it. Somebody other than Tom Cruise himself.

[AngryAussie]

He doesn't distance himself

[blackwhimsy]

@vickiormindyb I believe Mimi Rogers has since left Scientology.

[ExplodingYak]

Heh good points, but you should have done your work in highschool i hope your rich now

[AngryAussie]

Not yet.

[rjenman]

hahahahahaha

[fieroman122]

youtube land is amazing the advice it give you. all i could say is rock on. my name is steven and at the moment i have barely any money. i tryed a youtube account and it made a great hobbby. THANK YOU . good luck:)

[AngryAussie]

Cheers. I hope you keep having fun.

[zoidberg4eva]

are the scientologists as bad as Jehovah's witnesses?

[AngryAussie]

They are different

[FuriusJorge]

@zoidberg4eva: Jehova's Witness don't flyer your neighborhood slandering you to your neighbors. J.W. don't kidnap people who try to leave their church, incarcerate them and deprive them of food & water until they collapse & die.

[zoidberg4eva]

@FuriusJorge fair enough :P i've never met any scientologists, most of the people i kow are sane :)

[waniaksk8z]

I want to find a scientologist stab him and say coulda had Jesus those fuckbags

[AngryAussie]

That's wrong on so many levels

[kaneda83]

they did the same to my sister around 20 years ago when she was a 15 year old girl in dublin, she started crying and they only let her out after they took all her details. we reiieved Mother Hubbards bog roll books until we moved house. these guys are filth, but im sure the catholic church had to start somewhere too, and look how successful they've been, and they only had a beardy man in the clouds, not space aliens and nuclear soul generating dischargers

[AngryAussie]

They are pretty creepy

[lazerweb]

wow! THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC! THANKS FOR PPOSTING THIS!

[AngryAussie]

You're welcome

[lazerweb]

I've been going through some of your stuff...your views are very similar to mine actually...good to see some switched on ppl out there in youtube-land!

[AngryAussie]

I do my best

[Ocoton]

simple thing, when he stands infront of you, walk straight at him. People naturally move back, you'd have him against the door quickly, then reach past and twist handle, keep walking forawrd, if he tries to stop you, you have an excuse to give him a quick jab in the throat and throw him aside (just to wind, not hurt, theres easier ways of doing that)

[AngryAussie]

He stepped aside when I made the alternative clear

[LoTTEv1]

Scientology is bull and I just don't see why people are going into this scam with there CREATOR of this was writing science fiction before this... so woulden't this make people question this ? Ugh... good video and I enjoy your videos, keep making more if you can :)

[gribae]

A lot of people say the same thing about religion.

[AngryAussie]

I don't get it either.

[PredatorBrendan]

My morale on Scientology...bullshit. That cult is a scam. Beleive me, it is.

[AngryAussie]

I know

[vickiormindyb]

They sure would hate my friend, the actor, then. He doesn't answer ANY questions truthfully.

A recent example: He told me he's visited Sydney and Melbourne as well as places in Greece and Egypt.

"Is there anywhere you HAVEN'T been?" I asked. Not knowing how sorry I'd be for my burst of jealousy.

"Well I haven't visited the Morlocks' domain yet, but I wasn't really planning to.

I COULD go to Hobbitville..."

"All right, all right," I said.

BTW aren't Morlocks in Hobbitville?

[AngryAussie]

Morlocks are from HG Wells' The Time Machine.

[vickiormindyb]

Wow. I read 'The Time Machine' twice, and I don't remember them.

I thought they were called Eloi.

[AngryAussie]

Morlocks are the "bad guys"

[Ocoton]

Hobbitville still stands, in my own country, New Zealand, the set was left behind by a lazy ass jackson and now it attracts tourists.

[kachingwe3]

I saw it when it was still private. Wait, don't they charge about $50 for a tour or something?

[hl2vshalo2]

very well said. if thats actually how you handeled it, you handeled it perfictly.

[AngryAussie]

That is exactly how it happened

[Tracymmo]

Comedian Kathy Griffin takes on Scientology in her act (great stuff! it's on YouTube), and she says it's rumored that Tom Cruise and John Travolta can't leave Scientology because the cult "has all the gay shit on them." Certainly possible.

[AngryAussie]

I've heard those rumours

[gonzo8me]

Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, the best way to do it would be start his own religion. * As quoted in the Los Angeles Times (27 August 1978)

-Posted the link to it with the last comment. Just thought I would share

[gonzo8me]

I find it very interesting and sad that people are that supid to buy into that crap. For some reason people go for it. Here are some quotes from L. Ron Hubbard that will show what kind of man he was.

[AngryAussie]

It is a very fucked up system of "beliefs"

[thuggie1]

one of my aunties freinds was one, her friend ended up committing suicide and they took thousands off her before hand.

that cult is beyond evil

[AngryAussie]

They sure are

[Roushfan5]

I wanna find one now, give him shit.

In fact you should seek one out and video tape the meeting.

[AngryAussie]

Don't underestimate how dangerous they are

[KeoghsGuides]

I want to take this test so I can say I enjoy dead kittens and eating babies and stuff, if they think people are crazy for normal things, I'd be the most sane person ever, and isn't scientology about aliens living in volcano's or something? Probably not right but that's what I got from South Park :).

[anatefcan13]

oh, no, that's really the actual text of their religion.

It's not easy to find the info, as scientology wants you to pay for their stories, but the south park episode was made from the testimony of several ex-members.

[AngryAussie]

What South Park said about Scientology is literally true

[NalaNosivad]

Oh, wow. I really want to find a scientologist (capitalisation for them? No thanks!) and have them drag me inside for this... questionnaire thing, now.

It may be a little too far in the future at the point this video was posted, but threatening to hit him in the minge might have worked a tad better.

[AngryAussie]

Or threaten to take him to France where he'd be declared illegal

[seadd]

This reminds me when I was talking to a Scientologists, I took the same quiz, and they deemed me mentally insane, I looked at the results and laughed to myself thinking "Why not play along" I started shouting and flipped the table, but in the end, They called the cops on me -_-;;

[AngryAussie]

Maybe you took it a bit far ;)

[seadd]

Yeah...It didnt turn out great

[DirtyDirtracer2006]

storytime

I would like to see more.

(couldnt think of a way to put this suggestion delicately and by no means am I demanding it, just saying you tell a pretty good yack.)

[AngryAussie]

Probably a little overdue for a new storytime actually

[TechnomancerMorhion]

I'm glad I never even slow down or aknowledge their existence when they approach.

[AngryAussie]

It's a wise choice

[sacrednic]

Whoa.. yeah I've chatted to JWs, Mormons, and Baptists out of curiosity (and for laughs) but on my own turf .. and the result is the same ... I'm a heathen, ha!

But judging from your experience these Scientology guys are much worse...

BTW didnt ya mum warn you to not accept candy from strangers .. oh wait .. there was no candy... man you're easy! ;-)

[AngryAussie]

Extreme caution is required with these guys

[RyokushinYuroshima]

Lulz--they are. Anyway--L. Ron Hubbard was born in Nebraska, wooh we get all the freaks here. Hah.

[angryfyce]

I live in Dallas. We've got some huge scientology centers around here. Somebody I know actually saw them giving free dianetics tests down at the mall, and after you took it, they took you into a nearby booth and gave you that "personality test".

These guys are bad news.