maybe someone swiped her mobile phone. Or maybe not. But, no matter - you must have been enormously entertained. I think I will try Van's technique next year. - roc
lol, I'm like that when I drive...I'm chatting away to other drivers, "Go ahead sir, thank you my dear, have a nice day" and then to someone else "YOU STUPID AS***LE" etc. You have to make the distinction between a crazy driver and a person who drives crazy. It's the people who drive crazy that create all us crazy drivers.
Maybe her few personalities were discussing the holidays? teehee.. Van's adorable. I'm a little jealous though. I never talk to anyone on the phone. My whole day lately consists of urine, urine, and more urine. I wanna have fun with you guys!!!
Michael I talked with Van on the phone today and she seemed very normal to me. Wished me a Merry Christmas and just nice as can be... Are you sure about your story ???
joy to the world the lord has come let earth receive.. what the fucking get the fuck out of the fucking way fuck face before i roll the fuck over you..and heaven and nature sing and heaven and nature.. fucking MOVE.. aye mate, would you fancy a spot of tea? silent night, holy night, all is calm. FUCK
Last night, two of my freshman students (from way back in 2003) drunk called me at 3:45 in the morning. In slurred voices, they kept saying, "We love you, Mr G." How come their version of love feels like my version of harrassment?
My son used to dial our number like Van did all the time. The things that young people say when they don't know that parents are listening - lol I also kept screaming his name but the phone was clipped on his belt so he couldn't hear me. It's so funny :)
You are so lucky she called you!
livelifealwaystoo 2 years ago
Even if it was her butt calling you.
livelifealwaystoo 2 years ago
you would be the date I'd have to tell " just shut up and set on my cock"
BaileyAndBryansZoo 2 years ago
I liked the profile vid.
earlessdude1388 2 years ago
Samantha's family was oddly extended, it's true.
Wait... what are we talking about?
[chases something shiny]
OhCurt 2 years ago
LMAO! So descriptive.
TamHickey67 2 years ago
Hilarious - even when you don't show up as much. Oh Van - how cool that she let you tell it all.
thizizliz 2 years ago
Ass Dialing FTW!!
PrincessDiana161 2 years ago
maybe someone swiped her mobile phone. Or maybe not. But, no matter - you must have been enormously entertained. I think I will try Van's technique next year. - roc
popparoc46 2 years ago
I could watch you for hours. Even if it's only half your face! LOL!
Illuminatta 2 years ago
you and van are both a bit touched with the crazy. love it.
point5past 2 years ago
It was fun watching half your face......
070911 2 years ago
I would say a good 50% of Dallas drivers are exactly like that...myself included. So Van is completely normal here! :-)
DallasGuyZ 2 years ago
hahahaaha
corpsevalentine 2 years ago
nice to see your take on the matter
thanks Michael
n8tn808 2 years ago
Merry Christmas Michael
:-)
twish1999 2 years ago
LOL!!
Tinkerlove13 2 years ago
lol, I'm like that when I drive...I'm chatting away to other drivers, "Go ahead sir, thank you my dear, have a nice day" and then to someone else "YOU STUPID AS***LE" etc. You have to make the distinction between a crazy driver and a person who drives crazy. It's the people who drive crazy that create all us crazy drivers.
P00P0STER0US 2 years ago
Tooo funny! ;0)
kismet0717 2 years ago
Maybe her few personalities were discussing the holidays? teehee.. Van's adorable. I'm a little jealous though. I never talk to anyone on the phone. My whole day lately consists of urine, urine, and more urine. I wanna have fun with you guys!!!
ItalianStallionette 2 years ago
woulnt it had been wild if she was having hot lezbian sex? thats it lick it lick it ! lick my hot pussy you bitch!
BaileyAndBryansZoo 2 years ago
LMAO. A ten minute convo of just listening to a crazy English speaking road raging Christmas song singing woman. Hilarious.
silverscreamgrl 2 years ago
LOL, you are too funny! Loved the ending! Those kind of calls can be fun!! :D Merry Christmas Michael!
mysteryglo 2 years ago
I love butt calling, you get to see the strangest part of people. I got a butt call last week.
sunsetlover 2 years ago
My butt wants to call you sunsetlover..
ItalianStallionette 2 years ago
your butt can call me anytime, as long as I am not in Paris.... that would be toooooo expensive
sunsetlover 2 years ago
So funny! You and the story!
wutzernutzer 2 years ago
ROFL!!! The ending cracks me up!! I <3 you both!!!
RiddleSpider 2 years ago
Michael I talked with Van on the phone today and she seemed very normal to me. Wished me a Merry Christmas and just nice as can be... Are you sure about your story ???
Dlorezzz 2 years ago
You two should have a tv show.
IAGuy06 2 years ago
LMAO! You are both fucked up! You and Van are two of the funniest people I have ever known. LOL
jabbabird 2 years ago
Ahahaha! The ending is priceless! :-)
Happy Holidays! :-)
GreatGig1 2 years ago
You captured the crazy perfectly.
timido66 2 years ago
LMAO! I watched the whole video assuming you were doing one of your artsy things again. Those last seconds were glorious! LOL
Perroquet51 2 years ago
joy to the world the lord has come let earth receive.. what the fucking get the fuck out of the fucking way fuck face before i roll the fuck over you..and heaven and nature sing and heaven and nature.. fucking MOVE.. aye mate, would you fancy a spot of tea? silent night, holy night, all is calm. FUCK
javgirl 2 years ago 2
Last night, two of my freshman students (from way back in 2003) drunk called me at 3:45 in the morning. In slurred voices, they kept saying, "We love you, Mr G." How come their version of love feels like my version of harrassment?
dafttool 2 years ago
My son used to dial our number like Van did all the time. The things that young people say when they don't know that parents are listening - lol I also kept screaming his name but the phone was clipped on his belt so he couldn't hear me. It's so funny :)
ArgentineShamrock 2 years ago