How to Opt Out of Junk Mail and Catalogs

[sirmoalot]

i also hear if spam mail were replied to, after the 100th, their server will crash.

maybe I'll copy/paste one hundred times to the same address

[cottonwhiskersuk]

I got those shoved through my door on a weekly basis. The annoying thing is that the neighbourhood agents expect the catalogues returned irrespective of whether any orders are placed or not, and if they don't see it lying outside on the doorstep they will knock on your door and demand to know where it is.

So recently I fed the catalogue through my paper shredder and left the shredded bits by my doorstep inside the plastic sleeve it came in. I reckon they got the hint! :-)

[IdentityTheftExperts]

Thanks for the helpful video about opting out!

[autumncornsilk]

ty,ty,ty - my catalogs each day weigh more than I do! Good Job!

[IBMeddling]

Stop signing up for savings!

Will Pro Quo sell even more of my name and address?

[jorowi]

I put a rabid squirrel in my mailbox and that stopped all the junk mail from coming to my house.

[andrewyaoauatauabaea]

lmao

[pancake292]

lol and then this site just gives you their catalog XD

[andrewyaoauatauabaea]

wat do they do? pic off the mail man with a sniper?

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

lol

[felix290492]

when a telemarketer calls me i just tell them to fuckoff XD THEN THEY NEVER CALL AGAIN!!

[psycoticsinginchick]

I answer and tell them they've reached the city morgue. "You Kill 'em, we chill 'em." They tend not to call back.

However, telling them the person they're looking for is deceased doesn't work.

[Darren05]

I Think hes on about emails not ACTUALLY mail

[felix290492]

yeah i know i just wanted to tell people about telemarketers

[ashleyjmcrules]

what is the website??

[cyeh3]

CatalogChoice . com

ProQuo . com

[NoginFlyer]

If I ever get junk mail in my inbox, I send the sender a nasty email :P

It worked aswell!

I said "Get my email off your list you **ers." and stuff like that. :P

[arranmc182]

i have a good way in the uk we get somthing called a free post adress that some times ciomes on just so just send them a brick cus its free post the company will have to pay for the cost of posting a prick and put a note in the more junk you send the more junk i will send you

[madhobbit]

LOL very funny ;-)

[DaMirrorLink]

Why is the screen blank?

[Tristanemolover]

1'st :D love u lockergnome