20 The Watchman's Twisted Reality

[InconspicuousOrganic]

I can listen to any phone conversation that I want, but do not because of my sense of professional responsibility.

[foamyfan231]

I would like to have some...MILK...can I have some MILK with my COOKIES?

[SpotxSpot]

Feces.

[punkmario06]

Hello Feellow Roadcrew Worker, And Welcome! To The Roadcrew....

[Badgaldinger]

The fire will start in men's wear.

[MCDFroggy]

Wow, i'm just noticing that the snapping sound in this song represents how Boyde was hypnotized 0_o

[DoctorMGinius]

Who watches the Watchman?

[smartlamppost]

@DoctorMGinius The girlscouts..... lol, I'm just kidding; I get the reference you made.

[19lemons93]

I remember the first time coming here and was like "WTF?!?!?!?!"

And hit the cookie girl.

"OW! I'm only trying to raise money for our organization, sir!"

[johannhowitzer]

@19lemons93 I know, when I first saw The Neighborhood I finally realized Psychonauts' true genius. That level design was incredible.

[nahailyenvanakkor]

Stop! This is a restricted area!

[supermario886438]

omg this songs hypnotises someone!

[MrLokiKatz]

what is it at 0:45 ? i've often heard that sound but what is it?

[demonspite]

@MrLokiKatz Pretty sure it's just a whistle with its pitch edited digitally...

[ItsTheProgram]

Feces.

[Pie4Pigs]

@ItsTheProgram Look at those woman's breasts. They are large.

[ScopeHoophy]

Helicopters can move up and down...

[aarow6000]

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

[darnoc001]

Welcome road crew worker, we are the road crew...

[BeNotNormal]

@pootispencerheer I know, right? They thought of everything!

[21saladin12]

@pootispencerheer you are brilliant!!!

[RioManegos]

In this...Nice...Normal... Neighborhood...

[goodyfun]

This was my favorite level!

[Imb4Lund]

The milkman = Most epic badass videogame-character of videogame-history (Ever)

[Ammit5]

Now whenever I visit the dairy section of my grocery store, his wise words echo in my head... "Remember, not all milk is enriched!"

[ibelieveihadahat]

BEWARE THE COWS

[FashionistState]

This level is so awesome and Stepfordish! xD But the one thing that creeps me out is that you can set pretty much everything on fire. Sort of represents Boyd's pyromania...

[3shaiamigas]

The dead people are underground. And I have brought flowers because...I am sad.

[Elephantintheroom01]

@3shaiamigas BO- WHOHO

If you think about it spys are just actors...

[megakatiekat2]

God, this level gave me nightmares...

[TheNameIsNero]

I am a visitor of Youtube.

I am new in Youtube.

I am not signed in.

I see other's comment to know what they are talking about.

I hate it when I cannot comment as I am not a member.

I sometimes get Rickroll'd because of mis-clicking videos that do not contains a sample image of the video.

*somebody just signed out*

Hello, Youtube visitor. I hope that you will not get Rickroll'd

[TheGunboat]

I am a Youtube troll.

I incite anger in other for my own enjoyment.

I partook in sexual intercourse with your mother. She was sub-par.

I torment others to compensate for my lack of self-esteem and my small penis.

Feces.

[oilyhakan]

your a cold blooded killer but it takes all kinds to make a world CX

[DanishAnimalFreak1]

Whenever I have to do something grand (like cleaning up my room...), I always say to myself "The milk has yet to be delivered".

When I'm done, I'm like "The milk has now been delivered".

[cooldude10136]

if this level scared you give the thumbs up D:

[takashimomochi]

@cooldude10136 Oooo~h yes...I still have nightmares... D:

[cooldude10136]

@takashimomochi i remember playing this level when i was 9 the whole time i was like O____o

[Som3Whit3Kid]

Please, Sir! We Have Infrared Vision!

[Lunarthewolf]

I am a skilled telephone repairman.

[shockraid1]

Oh my god. Why am I holding a gun.

[sk958]

"Hi there, im a rainbow squirt and im selling rainbow treats"

"I would buy your cookies if i had MILK, do you know where i can get some MILK for these COOKIES"

"... AHHH CREEPY MAN"

[hatinghighschool]

@sk958

When I first saw that scene I was beggining to think Raz was a rapist...

[sk958]

@hatinghighschool i doubt raz even knows what a rapist is

otherwise he wouldn't have said it in that creepy voice XD

[hatinghighschool]

@sk958

x]..

I know but it was just all that emphisis, and the fact that he kept saying 'MILK'

[PsychofanGal]

Raz: [After being given a fake gun by Boyd] Couldn't I have a real gun? With bullets? Boyd Cooper: What, give a loaded gun to a 10 year-old? Do I look crazy to you?!

[Som3Whit3Kid]

Why did you hit that little girl?

[Nellis4543]

@Som3Whit3Kid What is the purpose of the goggles?

Who is the Milkman?

Why are you looking for the Milkman?

What do you know about the Milkman?

Why did you hit that little girl?

[BlockisticStudios]

Playing this makes me feel sad for those with paranoid schizophrenia.

lol

[MahBonk]

Look at that women breasts, they are large !!!

[halfdude]

"welcome fellow road crew worker"

[DarkStalker78]

Some good quotes : "Look at that woman's breasts. They are large." "Feaces" "Over time my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies."

[skwekamolfk]

because of the introduction of mobile phones, my job will soon be obselite

[shmasmasnash]

I am a grieving widow.

I am your sister in grief.

[laughmachine101]

I am a grieving widow! these are my flowers!

[Sperluigi]

- I will now blind you!

- You can't! That's the purpose of the goggles.

[Klagmar]

Plants need to be watered because they do not have hands to pick up a glass of water.

[lejwocky]

Over time, my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies.

[Koga4life]

I hope you're not trying to steal my husband... tramp.

[Koga4life]

It's fake... I hope the other assassins don't make fun of me...

[The0Sparkeling01]

"Hello fellow road crew worker! Welcome to the road crew!"

[GaurdianOfAriolus]

This is a youtube comment. Youtube comments are sometimes made by trolls and jerks. I am neither, I am your average youtube visiter. I am impersonating a G-Man.

[Noon3rs]

This would be so great in the game.

"I am a computer technician. This is my mouse."

[Darketalon]

Hello, fellow youtube visitor! Welcome to youtube. We do not accept trolls and jerks here.

[Noon3rs]

If Mr. Roger's Neighborhood was designed by MC Escher...

[GaurdianOfAriolus]

Oh my god you are so right.

[IPunchaUInTheFace]

Clairvoyance is my favorite psychic power... just cuz I spend the rest of the game seeing what other characters see when they look at Raz. All of the Censors see you as a germ, everyone in Milla's dance party see you as a disco star, Little Oli's dad sees you as a PIECE OF MEAT, the mutant bunnies see you as a carrot, the Milkman sees you as a bottle of milk, everyone in Fred's mind sees you as a Napoleonic figure... good times, good times...

[Xajora]

i love how the critic sees you as 1 and a half stars

[teegeeusay08]

this is one of my favorite levels of Psychonauts!

love it  it´s so odd

[Lord1of1all1elements]

look at those woman's breasts... there large

also

EWW CREEPY MAN!!

[Highstar25]

faeces.

Although I often smell of excrement, i deserve your respect.

[danitiwa]

I am a grieving Widow.

Ah, I can see that you are grieving. I will give you your space.

[IPunchaUInTheFace]

I am a sister in grief.

[danitiwa]

boo hoo.

[jsrfman]

its good to see so many other psychonauts fans ^_^

what is the purpose of the goggles? why did you hit that little girl? what did the rainbow squirt tell you? XD

[Palindr0mus]

My gun isn't real, I'm afraid the others will laugh at me.

Shh, none of them are real.

[wickman92]

"shh... dont broadcast that fact"

[SmartinFTW]

The Rainbow Squirt's Pledge of Purpose:

To promote niceness.

To make the world prettier.

To share candy with everyone.

To obfuscate the true nature of the Milkman.

To protect the Milkman at ALL costs.

To destroy all who plan to harm the Milkman, or threaten to reveal his secret objective.

[21stCenturyBOTHERInc]

You better not be trying to steal my husband...tramp.

[HyrAyl]

What is the purpose of the goggles?

[RakSheeen]

They must want to make us think thats where they want us to go. Because they think we'll think we know they know we know. So we won't go!

[cullotte3]

Love this level when i played this game i was like wth?

[cullotte3]

Best comment on this vid dude :]

[fhoplist]

My Milk is Delicious

[marvelswe]

Hello fellow road crew worker, welcome to the road crew.

[StarmanPhantom]

To marvelswe:

Look at those woman's breasts. *Whirr*

Their huge. *Click*

[Gamingguy07]

I am on the road crew, this is my stop sign.

[outragedcobra]

Milk is a drink best served COLD.

[outragedcobra]

Cherry is a flavor of pie. I like making pie.

[CalebTheGatekeeper]

the perfect conspiracy music!

[CartoonHeroine]

To obfuscate the truth about the Milkman.

Rainbow Squirts, I would salute you if you weren't so damn evil and creepy.

[EggSonic]

Welcome fellow road crew worker welcome to the road crew.

[Goatmon]

I am on the road crew. This is my stop sign.

[nikamerica1]

yes we all work on the road crew, our backs are killing us.

[JagaimoLoco]

Howdoyouknowaboutthemilkman.

[Maphysto]

I am baking a pie.

[WaffleMAn1a]

I am the milkman...

[WaffleMAn1a]

...My milk is delicious...

[WaffleMAn1a]

SPECIAL DELIEVERY TODAY.

[FoolishTyphron]

This level was one of the game's very unique and immersive level's and events. Oh Em Gee.

[fhoplist]

I would love to have another Milk Man Level

[cooldude10136]

MILK IZ EVAL!!!!!!

[Zarmos]

Really the gaurd isnt all that crazy as you learn later in a clipscene that the milkman and everyone from the world of his mind are very real which was confusing to me cause i thought for sure he was the real insane person in the asylum...

[Goatmon]

Uh, he really is crazy.

He was nuts before Oleander ever brainwashed him with the Milkman alter-ego.

[XxDreadweavexX]

He is insane.

[cooldude10136]

did anyone notace during the assasanans one was looking down the gun:D

[rokudemon3]

I am making a pie. Rhubarb is a controversial flavour of pie. Over time my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies.

[fhoplist]

priceless!!!!!!

[StarmanPhantom]

This is more like my head, I'm kind of crazy at times... *Whirr*

Plus, have you heard that in 2007 or 8, I keep forgetting, that they sold at least 400,000 copies?! *Click*

They were literally outta copies! *Beep*

[GandWatch]

a Starman phantom head must be really extrange (more with gygas)....but i have a question........we've found the milkman.....but where is he? obviusly not in the cementery, he's dead, so he have to be in the library, working with the red sings and the assesins treming the hedges, besides i think tey're saying "why god, why?"...mmmmmmm, anywhoo, milk is delicius..Boing!

[Kijiriko]

But...Wheres the chocolate milk man? O_O

[GodBlessNess]

Inside Tay Zonday's head, perhaps?

Or is that the chocolate weatherman?

[Kijiriko]

Chocolate weatherman...

[baldismax]

No. They got Freddy. He was a great secret agen....Uh I mean assassin.

[UnseenSpartan]

Want some....COOKIES???!?!?!!?

0_0 OMG

[FastFlyerJr]

I fly helicopters. Helicopters are like planes, but move in all directions. They are slower than planes.

I'm the Milkman. Milk is a drink best served cold. I am the Milkman.

Ownsome quotes :D

[nikster369]

SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY.

hedge trimmer spy: Come work on the phone lines with us.

[zigeal]

I am not the Milkman... I am the Guard.

[watchmuc]

We are apart of the road crew. Are job is to fix the road. Look at that womans breast, they are large...

[GandWatch]

hello fellow road crew worker! welcome to the road crew......or backs are killing us....this is a bad job...but someone have to do it....why you ask? are you the milkman?, wath is the propurse of the googles?, i never let my daugther go in a date with you...behind the line, this area is only for the road crew workers......why? that information is restringed for the road crew...keep walking nicely...