tom green drunk - "lets get drunk"

[MrJOLLYRANCHER92]

@Hollywood Good idea and yea its illegal but not enforced unless ur puking or some shit.

[HarrietTumban]

Dude i just threw up into my toilet off run and coke.i support toms drunkeness. im gonna go tell people how drunk i am and present them my bum

[PointlessComedy]

light weight lol

[Omgberto]

"I'm drunk I'm in love with you" Sounds like me.

[hollywood1199]

sry meant to say drunk in public

[hollywood1199]

is it illegal to be drunk in canada? is in the states, im moving outta this shit-hole back to toronto asap

[TaintedDevil13]

"I'm drunk it's time to love" :D hilarious

[tribalshapeshifter]

He is not drunk he is crazyyyyyyy ALL NATURAL : )))))

[Tindel10]

Love him

[SuckMikeHawkDotCom]

Worst Comedian Ever Not Even Funny -1 Stars

[scarecrowman667]

i love watching him pour the rum

[blade92793]

he should have been in more movies

[modernlovely]

7 fuckin jam jars filled with rum and coke

[TheresaSnakeinMYb0oT]

I've had like 7.. fucken jamjars lol

[Vova993]

17 people have never been drunk..

[tomasfloyd]

what drink?

[MrJoaoAfonso]

PORTUGAL :PP

[bishopjulia]

Tom you teach us valuble lesson....stick to singles

[AKiddy31]

He's such a stupid fucking idiot

[XLuLuDewDewX]

yes hes acting drunk!

[MckMick]

That was great and he was pretty responsible. I feel like drinking.

[pitsburg11]

Time to love haha, yes.

[oliverecords]

Martin Sheen

[betsingerb]

2:23 is why I never leave toilets seat lids down, and why I would never live with someone like this.

[greatestsongsofLIFE]

drinking and driving is FUN!!! Remember kids that you should drink underage and steal your parents car its SOOOO FUN!

[iateadragon123]

@greatestsongsofLIFE WOW. You're so cool...How old are you? Like, 13?

[blazedrelief]

what he's saying at 1:30 is like the kind of paradoxes I get into when I'm drunk

[doughboycod2]

I would love to see Tom Green on an acid trip lol

[ComeOriginal123]

fucking jam jars

[loveandhaight67]

Time to love

[eddysvideos33]

BEST SEGMENT EVER!!

[Soulglow420]

Im drunk Its time to love.....rofl

[nextlevel2burittos]

FUNNY SHIT!!

[Torikramone]

"I'm sorry, I've been drinking since noon" xD

awww Tom Green, I'd hug you!

[jamezgallan89]

16 people puked because they couldnt watch tom puke lol

[J2theNard]

WASHED .UP.

[bobblesworth]

haha he holds the mic up to his puke

[guzsaj]

I wikid him - "Green was born in Pembroke, Ontario, the son of Mary Jane, a communications consultant..." well, that explains everything.

[MsOliviacat]

@guzsaj lol

[lovepoison102]

Omg when he threw up...grosss

[dosmart]

bank street <3

[keyboard55]

ha ha ha!

i love the background church organ sound !

[jgaleeg17]

hope he brushed his teeth b4 hugging ppl...(puke breath)

[1202jame]

Fu*&ING Jam Jar!

[loosifur]

lebonese food

[Xbizkit20]

OMFG PORTUGUESE OPORTO`S WINE

Strong Shit Tom ...

[SickAudi]

when is he going back to mainstream!! love this guy, so hilarious and original. str8 og

[streetteamtalker]

The asian man put his had in toms shirt.

[CronicXImpulse]

RHUM SUCKS

[dragonman86]

@CronicXImpulse but **rum is awesome!

[CronicXImpulse]

@dragonman86 fuck no tha shits so nasty

[bizzle187]

tom did his apt up pretty nicely, not as nice as mine but its decent. i'm sure his house is fucking badass right now though.

[JasonBittner777]

this is not very funny - yes it is

[c1r2b33]

LOL

[Xtavion]

I love the fucking chair at 140

[Gd123]

I wish Tom was still kicking around ottawa. I walk down Bank st.( the street that he was talking to people on) everyday to and from work. I'd take him to the dirty oak and get even more drunk with him.

OTTAWA MISSES YOU TOM!

[420eweezy]

nice mich

[weaselidiotu]

what a gorgeous moment in television !!! i want to hug him !

[ToXicTubeTV]

I love when drunk people dont finish their sentence and just stare into nothingness

[kovacs562]

LMAO @ him pouring the RUM!

[m22frogger]

A poor mans Mythbusters! xD

[musicluvu]

He looks like my 7th grade teacher...maybe it is him, that explains why im now retarterd Dx

[iamthebeelsebub]

I'm drunk.

[iamthebeelsebub]

Tom turns into a quite a philosophical person when he's drunk.

[Workin0nit]

i wanna party with tom green and his fucking jam jar

[MrDeery27]

lol tha chinese guys like NO NO

[johnnycjnr]

I'd love to get drunk with Tom.John and Toms' drunken adventure into magic drunkeness.

[MrDeery27]

its time to love im drunk im drunk time to love no its time to lvoe no im drunk

[kevencola]

time to love

[eddysvideos33]

Im drunk as I watch this!!

[MrDeery27]

lol tom green is so fuckin shit faced

[johnbrown53160]

in getting drunk the high can be high but the low can be really low

[bennyvega100]

lol, he's so sloshed

[rico010589]

ill ish check ------""physocological word play with no metronome""

[WellConditionedChimp]

that little asian dude looked horrified

[Fridgemusa]

What happened to putting his face on the bus?

[Gurra88]

Puking after having had too much alcohol is a relieving feeling.

[Pain87Killer]

0:53 Portugal !!! yeah...tom drinks stuff from my country !!!! hail tom green xD

[AngelusExitium]

@Pain87Killer

I think it's just a bag to cover the bottle. America have this psycho thing where they can't show labels because it would be commercial or something shit like that. So the bag is probably just some grocerybag or something.

[twelvehaha]

ahhahahhahhahhaha i remember this episode.

[NintyGuy999]

the fact of the matter is! he always says that

[drew7473]

time to 2 love,no its time to love,no i'm drunk.....hahhahahah

[FallenAngel1508]

ahhh those were the days when tv was actually entertaining!!!

[FriskoNiner]

I miss that guy

[lllllllRobot]

Tom Green drunk trying to hug Asian men... I can die happy now.

[caucasianking]

its time to love

[staphinfection]

I'm IN LOVE WITH YOU!....  hahahhaha had me shitting myself.

[staphinfection]

Damn Tom.... you're putting on shit tons of weight. Get on the bike man.

[NintyGuy999]

because i am drunk....ive had like 7...fucking jam jars...of rum and coke

brilliant

[jindigger]

Hiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

[morpheusgrant]

lmfao' God he puked like a racehorse haha can't wait to see him on drugs that was pure genius. also the chinese guy LOL have ya seen his face - fukin quality!

[EazyTarantino]

@morpheusgrant do racehorses puke more than a human? im pretty sure thats not the phrase

[DonScoreggia]

"I vomited, I vomited,I vomited, I vomited!" 3:30

[MakeMusic9019]

i cant believe i missed him by 2 days! FUCK

[MakeMusic9019]

i missed you by 3 days FUCK!!

561

[stabyourcat]

Tom Green seems changed nowadays. I don't wanna be a hater at all... but it seemed like after his divorce.... he wrote that book... then he seemed to get all conservative and worry too much about what other people thought. I enjoyed him a lot more around these days. Anyone agree?

[wuhlei]

hey do you have the tom green show where he talks to some alien group and shows them an alien clip.

[GhostSniper1981]

This is funnier when I'm drunk.

[15551cue]

is he acting or is this real? you can never tell with actors.

[DaftAndrew]

@15551cue dude seriously he threw up...you must be joking

[IFloatYourBoat]

I didn't need to see him throw up...

[stjxp]

I liked when spazed out saying hi to that person

[trueChaos23]

LOL! XD

[GiggleHz]

thank god the whole tom green thing is over, that geezer was annoying i mean WTF he jacked off a horse in a movie....

[MultiMidnightToker]

@GiggleHz cunt, shut the fuck up, tommys a mad cunt, hez just rockin it bruz

[GiggleHz]

@MultiMidnightToker if yer a fan of a dood that fuckin jacks off a fuckin donkey then i got nothing else to say, this geezer was absolutely not funny, he tried to damn hard besides you cant trust a man with one nut.

[Pentdad]

@GiggleHz You think he should of ignored it and died?

[mistasizzlak]

TG ROCKS DA PLANET!!!

[sparkycorry]

i was actually wondering what he was drinking the rum out of before he said he was drinking from a "f**king jam jar" lol

[kirby28645]

Tom Green snapped long ago, and this was the result. 4chan can do that to you.

[stoikes]

i wondered if this was fake-drunkness, but hell that is NOT fake vomiting, that is a proper throw up session! brilliant

[moOswe]

Lols at its time to love. xD

[coolcameee01]

Hahahahaha lol

[fyiimaprettyswellguy]

Ya, definatly A- drink responsibly

[zippywaite]

Just look at him...

He's wasted!

[LeviProut]

tom green has really long fingers!

[cronkllr]

i havnt laughed so hard , in a long long time

[madisonheights14]

oh shit he went all out yo

[LeviProut]

the fact of the matter is!

[kwogmo]

7 fucking jam jars

[GiberishElf]

@psychopath172 he got it subscribed to him by the doctor when he had cancer coz its legal with medical permision

[GiberishElf]

@psychopath172 weed ant legal in california the only place its legal is amsterdam but its only tollarated there

[LeviProut]

@GiberishElf yeah your exzactly right your the best GiberishElf you rule

[gartner10112]

lets go sailing with the captain

[mellowmushgrapetripp]

whata a puss i drink a whole 26r ith dope

i drink till i pass out for me its to late to barf ahah always to late to barff lol its always the next day if i do but its rare

[PimpinAV]

Yeah well that is called alcoholism, congratulations

[MikeGustaw]

XD fucking loser

[nikolaz999]

yeah!! cool!! wow!! i wish i was you, dude!! you're amazing!! ö

[brothersport92]

does tom green burn weed?

[ThisHereIsMyIdentity]

"F*cking Jam Jar"

[teletrisas]

the problem was the fucking rum...I hate that cheap shit (yes I know there is good and expensive rum , but WTF)

[420michelly]

this is fuking funny.i do that shit when im drunk to (huging the toilet)lmao

[jdogsmokealot]

wow he is

[shotgunwedding199]

@jdogsmokealot guranteed he's drunk, like he said he doesnt know why he's trying to act drunk when he really actually is drunk.

[jdogsmokealot]

not drunk

[dodgedart74]

i use coffee pots at my keggers

[Dollface2509]

LMAO

[ParadiXe311]

1:58 Lmfao!

[artificialpubic]

The best of the best!

[tweek1133]

I wanna see if tom green is funnier when he's stoned, that would be awesome.

[KhristAlmighty]

dude thatd be my dream, be baked with tom green

[kiaora224]

@tweek1133

Tom Green stoned would be funny, along with Chris Tucker! :P

[shadowkid1993]

@tweek1133 that guy is stoned 24/7 look at his eyes man...

[tweek1133]

@shadowkid1993 No I think that's just the Insantiy ()_()

[shadowkid1993]

@tweek1133 noooo i know stoned when i see it.. and this guy either doesnt sleep or is stoned all day long

[FallingForgiveness]

@tweek1133 i would pay to see that :D

[maximilian333]

@tweek1133 then watch the "architect" clip /watch?v=4PA_h32aC3o

[darkchimeraa]

@tweek1133 What are you talking about? Hes always stoned. xD

[tweek1133]

@darkchimeraa touche XD

[Monkeyman2357]

@tweek1133 i'm telling.

[VanKress]

"I"ve had like seven.....fuckin jam jars filled with rum and coke." Hahaha so epic.

[nonamebrand0]

classic tom

[jimmybrite]

I have the same mug. it's a mason mug/jar, love 'em

[MadamMigrane]

Answer is. YES. hahaha

[BRYAN351]

This one must have made Tom's parents proud. Going up and hugging strangers on the street, while drunk, and with puke-breath. lol Good way to get a knee in your nut, Tom.

[DropDeadModest]

Only spiced rum is colored brown people.

[daveyspeanut]

actually that is a mason jar but same diff

[BRYAN351]

davey, no, that could have been a jelly/jam jar. I have a few like that.

[punkrockmonk07]

that glass is awsome i want one

[Drakinus1988]

haha, Drinking from a jamjar! xD i wanna do that too all of a sudden xD

[machia96]

0:51 rum or coke isnt white....he's acting he's not drunk..

[NerfHerder088]

that's clear, not white. and a lot of rum is clear.

[apmoro]

what do you think bacardi or malibu is. WHITE rum.

[stilwellx]

some rum is clear

[TheMarihuanaShow]

you're an idiot

[Drakinus1988]

errhm... yeah.. rum can be white... check it :p

[daveyspeanut]

rum can be clear the part you didn't see is the coke'a'cola being poured into a glass asshole

[pamew]

Naval or white rum are both white (meaning clear, for an alcoholic drink).

the clue in the second one is the "white" part.

[dickkwikkwek]

Hard liquor will always fuck you up, no matter how much coke you mix it with. Haha.