Episode 1 Of Machinima Never Give a Noob A Warthog

[BlooDZWolZzXx]

lol



[potsticker11]

6:26 a noob wouldnt be able to sticky a guy from that distance

[xXBlackMAGE66Xx]

fuck mort he dasit litens to shit but funny video

[xXBlackMAGE66Xx]

fuck mort he dasit litens to shit



[halo2341100]

Dude this vid was fucking funnie u have nothing to worry about

[jaskaran233]

its funny as hell man

[Mindcontrol106]

Fuck dem tiddlywinks heres your mommas present bitch!

[MrNoobtube100]

dude i love your vid i watch your vids every day

thums up if yiu like his vids

[Darksotu]

that was hilarious. XD DIE MR. NO-NAME! Loved the video two thumbs up

[derden95]

23 people were hit by Mort off screen.

[derden95]

he screams for help while t bagging him. Is he trying to suffocate him or save him.

[MrDrd1234]

the 23 people that dont like it are gays

[Emoangel216]

eh i hate mort hes like Oh shit a pizzzzzzzzzza!

[rayazing14]

aka 6 months ago

[rayazing14]

i meant earlier

[rayazing14]

it is good like i said on other account

[Yurmum121]

warthog not warhog r u that dum. this is friken dum

[Yurmum121]

wartthog not warhog r u that dum

[jack10goonsquad]

funny as hell



[Kyurful]

Dude you're the fucking funniest! ROFL KEEP THEM COMMING! xD

[nemesis0778]

4:49 anyone else see the respawn?

[TheMuddbudd]

before mort sticks the one dude you see him respawn

[munchiesnOOb]

6:49

OWNAGE

[inconcordium]

Moral of the story: never let a noob make machinima.

[MegaWwefannumber1]

Yeah disturbed lol ohh and umm nice vid

[AnimaniacFox]

w00t Globus by preliator :D

[terraknight123]

thats the same person 

[terraknight123]

at 4:48 shaddow spawns back

[Expoman100]

two questions- 1. where the hell did you get the halo font, and 2. what is the name of the begining song starting at 0:56....Also the warthog dissapears at 7:47

[DGSHADOW2008]

@Expoman100 okay 1. the font i found on google just loke for halo 3 font .2. the song is called Preliator by Globus .3. i know the warthog diappeared its the respawn timing.

[truck964534]

At 4:46 someone respawnd.

[scott327696]

yh the terrist dammit... i mean ala dammit XDXD

[warhammer401]

great vid dude

[marvelman110films]

I used to think the swears are overused, but know it's just funnier with em

[Awsomeness7180]

Mort's on a killing spree. Wow 6:24 Mort's got a good arm. And 6:47 funny XD Die mister No-name!!!

[Meganoob46]

this is a really good first video you should be proud

[ThePacman51]

petty good for ur first vid prety nice

[starbuck4619]

Pretty good. Pretty damn good.

[Expoman100]

Mort was in a Gausshog and not a warthog

[ThePacman51]

@Expoman100 ur right



[Riptide1132]

fuckin funny as hell all out revenge on people

[danialstupidity15]

funny as hell but hell isn,t really all that funny unles you satan

[timelordaeon]

very funny

[masterchieffanx]

funny

[Mattyratty12]

4:49 guy apeaers behind warthog lool

[PhoopStudios]

its aok

[RandomocityReborn]

how do you get those halo letters at the opening credits?

[SpAceDOutMoNKeY259]

Avrice by DISTURBED nice choice

[PopTartOfD00M]

ROFLOLZ

[amarnee1]

rofl

[faheeminator]

4:49 he respawns

lol

[dragoon2760]

frig egree121 he sucks

[MrRedmon26]

great vid dude and egree121 fuck you

[Rancor856]

well at least no one gave him the tank

[egree121]

@Gamer4life88 i know right who gives a crapp about that its f'n noob vid!!!! and their acting stincks!!!!!!

[cocoacola20]

lmao



[TarkovODSTHelljumper]

LAWLZ

[ZZzzanatorzzZZ500]

i love it

[beekerbob123]

I SAID GIMME 50 TEABAGS!!!!

[duckreaper316]

awsome 

[rayazing14]

it is funny and awesome

[MrEvilcoley]

funny as hell

[trekkie1701x]

Not Warhog, it's Warthog. The animal. Ni!

[xghosthazardx]

i like this its mad hallarious my friends love it

[iGenerator1]

good

[CandyCane541]

shut up i want to do something that has to do with machinimas or anything halo like so dont call that a fail when thats what i want to do

[rexman122]

this is funny

[CandyCane541]

can i please be part of your machinimas because i want to help people with their machinimas my gamer tag is hulksmash500 i have a mic

[CandyCane541]

@MetalMurchentOfDeath

Gamertag???????

[rexman122]

fuck those tillwigs

[Brisnn]

you know, i should be called a warhog.

[johnloves1098]

what you need to do is get some more foiceovers.and a little more emotion. =)

[OmaBuddha]

You spelled Warthog wronggg hehehe

[MegaUnsc]

at 4:50 the guy in black respawns

[deadrecon78]

cool



[phily1222]

this is my fav oritesvideo

[phily1222]

so funny

[randomassaultrifle]

Impressive for a 1st machinima

[ULT1M4T3H4L0L0V3R]

that was one kickass sticky throw

[xghosthazardx]

fuck the worl

d fuck it fuck it i said

[halowarmsmyheart]

6:27 Listen to the way he says goddammit LOLZ

[GuiroFamily]

dfghsjakl

[marc7028]

lol

[ANSHaloReach]

Remove the dazzle lines

[xghosthazardx]

fuck those taleywings lol

[xghosthazardx]

fuck all of you

[Celticgammer]

warThog, ya idjit

[lwv1997]

lol nice

[nwing2008]

its called a wharthog not a warhog. theres a T in it

[silentwalkers1999]

its called never give a noob a warthog

[kinslom8]

OMG! hahahaha i love this vid. one thing that sucked was i watched it and then i exited then i tryed to watch it again but i forgot what it was called. :(

[MrWicked559]

soooo funny

[PureIdiotHead]

idea was ok, just not that good

i think if you had spent more time and had a couple friends help it would have been a lot better

[ThatDumbRetard]

yeah i agree

it was pretty good thiugh i kinda liked it

[CriticalTman013]

Dude at 2:30 I paused the video and watched something else

[luiizitho]

at minute 4:48 there are two black spartans xD

[IPitMasterI]

This is retarded. The script was low grade, and the voice actors kept stuttering. Bad Machinima is bad.

[MW2godlyFlankage]

ur spelling=fail

[BiOhAzArDoUs10001]

OMG at 4:48 when he says "o shit who'd i hit this time?" you can see shadow respawn in the left bottom corner XD did anyone notice that?

[helar96]

if he is a noob way did he get so many splaterd and kills

[moviemanrock]

i saw it :)

[ThatDumbRetard]

lol

[510amar]

lol

[PivotDemon548]

Warthog, not Warhog.

[Odjebiodmene]

hahaa

[MrDarklord33]

Oh man a section 8 noob that was fuckin funny man.Carry on man carry on

[TheKickassTv]

Epic man

[InsanePickle007]

lol its a warhog, i WAN A WARHOG.. pigs in war = epic

[abhijit9331]

omg

[zero667786]

This is kinda lame

[blork111]

warthog = some kind of pig

[41641641641]

lol 50 teabags

[TakeADayInMyShoes]

lmao awesome man!!! 5 starz!!!!!

[BiOhAzArDoUs10001]

AHHHHHHHHHH o look a pizza lol that part

[ThrillWill28]

AWESOME and HILARIOUS!

[denaukhel]

its spelled warthog

[elmograndma]

nice vid I like it one thing its warThog.

[99jer99]

dont use grenade to kill people in a machinima, when you do warning shots whith the AR, don't directly shoot the guy, shoot at his feet, it look dumb. Also, try to remove the shield to make it look more real.

[yocala101]

That was an awsome vid.

[masterminds334]

shut up you idiet that was so fricken funny

[skyte08]

I guess it was ok...Voice acting wasnt good. Please tell your voice actors that if your going to scream. THEN SCREAM not prete nd your screaming in a low tone

[Steam56]

not the best but was some funny bits loved the jeff dunham referance i mean alah damnit lol

[kayne16]

that was the best keep making them!

[matthewstorms99]

im sorry i meant that im going to start my own halo vidoes starting tommarrow not bobby

[Stormsink]

nice video starting tommorrow im going to do my own halo storyline check it out

[GoDStRiKeRGoD]

Pretty nice vid dude,I liked it anyway.

[XBLAFakeLife]

When dec 2nd comes around I should be finished with my map :)

[Stormsink]

I think you need to do more videos like this one. because this is your best and funniest video yet. so keep these going.