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  • im voting for you in 2036

  • why did you put miss crazy on thomas?

  • as far as i'm concerned female politicians are lady pimps( just like the guys), but i''m kind've ashamed to be female right now.....bachmann( as long as your not joshin' me philly)

  • I've had that vaccine, so have all my school friends. Its completely fine, that woman is crazy. :L

  • You have too many female hormones, usually only hysterical women can talk for 8 minutes without breathing........and without making any sense!

  • SWEET BABY JEBUS!

  • just breath by flipping your tongue for 808

  • My mom made me take that vaccination it hurt. By the way im voting 4 u!

  • Vote For FRANCO!!!!!

  • Yay go CALI!!!

  • REALLY!?!

  • Great story about Scarlett, made me laugh!

  • PHIL D FOR PRESIDENT!

  • why isn't there a law where if you lie too much as a presidential candidate you get kicked out the running? so michele bachmann can get the fuck out or atleast can we slap her?

  • You earned yourself a new subscriber. :D

  • I like your president thoughts

  • I VOTE DEFRANCO

  • I would vote for you.

  • 2036 will be great :D

  • OMG YOU TALK TOO MUCH

  • I READ ONE OF THE READING RAINBOW BOOKS!!! He's probably the best TV role model I had when I was really young.  (Star Trek + Reading = Literacy and attention to detail)

  • Vaccines = good

    Choice = great

    Death = bad

    Haters of preventing death = _______ (fill in blank)

  • 6:30 -6:50 is the best

  • I have to admit, there is something to knowing what is in vaccinations. In 2007 after staying awake, for a couple nights and getting 4 vaccinations, I had a psychotic breakdown. Bottom line, how many people know what are in those vaccinations? In many seasonal flu-shots and the H1N1 vac. there are traces of mercury. MERCURY???!!!! Idk about retardation, but take it from me, I've talked to the doctors, and it is very real how vaccinations can change the chemistry in your brain.

  • Hi I wanna tell u about a book I read it's called twilight it faking sucked lol smosh FTW

  • i hate angry birds

  • dude put the videos up every day ur becoming =3

  • How do you find the time to make these videos every day, dude?

  • o shit i remember reading rainbow and few years back i never watched it just past the ch

  • Reading Rainbow was my favorite show when I was a kid

  • Dude I want the slides SO BADLY

  • lol, america isn't PC what bullshit

    israeli airport security isn't the best, it's the most racist

  • BUTTERFLY IN THE SKY!!!!!

  • I never knew that was the same guy! (Reading rainbow guy and star trek guy with visor)

  • scarletts tits are nice :)

  • @ImxPandah what part of the video?

  • As much as I hate that woman, it actually IS mandatory. I had to get the vaccination this year, (despite receiving Gardisil, another HPV vaccine) and until I did, they wouldn't let me on the high school campus. Yes, it is mandatory. However, I don't agree with anything else in the statement Michelle released. ESPECIALLY the bit about retardation. WTF?

  • It looks as if Phil's wearing eyeliner and/or mascara and it's extremely distracting...

  • 6:24-6:47 Best.....video.....on.....YouT­ube!!!!

  • You need to come to America become president and do the airport thing NOW

  • @TheCreativeJustice You have to look at what the religion preaches. The Westboro Baptist church is NOT made up of Christians. The bible says to love your enemies and love those you disagree with, not be homophobes and wicked, ignorant troublemakers. Just because you know that blowing up innocent people for being "non-believers" in Islam is wrong, that doesn't mean you can just assume Islam preaches the same thing.

  • @TheCreativeJustice Not everyone has the same morals. The Quran encourages harming non-believers of Islam just for not believing in Islam. We can't become complacent to that fact. We daily face the threat of attack just because of our religious freedom, which 9/11 proved. It's one thing to be mean to someone just because they're a Muslim, which would be wrong, but we can't be too concerned about hurting their feelings to let them get on an airplane without being examined like the rest of us.

  • @spazzycaffeine well you are right in the sense that we should not just disregard anybody who practices ilsam as a threat, we should still not treat them as more of a threat than others. The Quran does not encourage harming non believers but rather refers to converting non believers, also just as the bible is often read and interpreted different ways, as seen by varying christian groups; so too is the Quran, many people believe that their "Holy War" or "Jihad" is about the harm of non believers

  • @spazzycaffeine while others believe that the "Holy War" is a war within one's self in order to make themselves better people as well as keep themselves disciplined within their faith

  • VIDEO:

    "Obama at sxephil's"

    The President addresses the "Nation"

    from Philip DeFranco's house!

    CLICK ObamaLovesYOU

  • Scarlett Johannsson is a beautiful woman,sadly they came over the internet behind her back....Yetm that hacker made...soooo many men and women happy. ... sad yet...whats the word

  • Love her really perfect

  • I could use 100 bucks.

  • Phillip, the TSA rules are crazy. We need to put more into protection. We need to scan and check everyone going through the lines. Tell the passengers that its the that way or, literally, the highway! They don't appreciate being protected than they're fools.

  • you can view tthe pics of scarlet at scarletisnude.webs.com!

  • 3:25-3:27 someones wig fell off??

  • @poobaba2 I think someones head flew off...

  • I definitely think we should start profiling. It's a bit funny that you turned around and talked about a racist bitch getting convicted of a hate crime. But hey, you're right about both. Frankly, I would rather drive and travel by boat or not go anywhere than fly these days. The kid pat-downs are horrifying! I'd expect someone to be thrown in jail for doing that to my daughter, not have them do it as part of policy. Everything we've been taught about private parts just flew out the window.

  • S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian educated and licensed pediatrician doctor.

    There is no Scarlett Johansson original exist.

  • Dude, escalator idea... shit's awesome

  • 6:26 - 6:53 i fckin died!!!!!

  • Lavar is my nigga!

  • at about 6:26 I started to laugh my ass off

  • "Bitch Please, what?"

  • "Bitch p

  • does your mouth ever get tired after doing one of these vids?

  • fo shizzle

  • that's good so that she can start doing nude movies :))

  • the tsa is dumb they should just get a children to pat down other children (simple)

  • the tsa is really dumb come on we spent so much money to avoid low levels of profiling whitch will only offend like a few hundred thousand people and would keep us safer at a lower cost

  • For the record: not all HPV is linked. Pretty much everyone gets HPV in some form. Many are spread from from nonsexual skin-to-skin contact. The vaccine is for many linked forms of HPV and some others... but it's not prevent all HPV just lowering the chance of cancer from it. Which is all vaccines actually do: lower the chance.

  • "i am not a threat, unless its like to a pizza" <3

  • "Im gonna slap him, with my boobies!" Hahahah that made my night

  • The only thing your show needs is for you to TALK SLOWER. You're literally gonna give me a fucking stroke, but i can't stop listening because it's interesting, just slow down nitro...every time i click your links....it's annoying

  • Rofl at bachman

  • scarlett johansses is H O T and tsa needs to chill lol

  • 6:26 -6:52

    Ah, best part!

  • i always hate how theres always a big fuss about the tsa policies.those people are just trying to keep us safe and do their jobs. And it's not like they enjoy touching random strangers, they have to! I think the new policies are fine, but they were also fine the way they were.

  • trust me u dont wanna c me in yoga pants

  • to give him a hug

  • Jesus, these are more addicting then Jake and Amir.

  • No sense. Terrorist have no problem giving fully auto guns to children then they will not have any issues giving them explosives or chemicals

  • "Cocks his shotgun" I started to laugh this so hard my sides bleed...

  • sux till 6:00

  • verify age at an airport?? um.. a passport phil!

  • @crashhhintome Most children dont have a passport. And what if theyre travelling within the US? No passport needed, hence back to Phil being correct.

  • Thank you for cutting your hair :)

  • 6:00 to see phil talk about scarlett johansson

  • 45?!?!?! I thought you were in your mid-twenties! You are one baby faced muthatrucker mr. Defranco

  • U are dead on, or LIVE on in this case about PROFILING.

  • qotd; hell no

  • i love yoga pants! phill 2036!

  • dude srsly like EVERY blacklady has a fucking wig ITZ PISSIN ME OFF

  • age=passport phill ... passport

  • You are so rassist! What you said about double checkin certain people because of their origin country or whatever is just so RASSIST. People like you ruin the world!

  • @Lambfind what's rassist? I thought it was racist...

  • this may sound really stupid to some people. I watched that video of them beating that girl and it was fucking unnecessary what they did. Her and everyone else who helped, watched, and the dumb ass employees who sat back and laughed and help them get away while the girl was having a seizure on the floor. They deserve everything they get.

  • cake

  • Whats google

  • it does! you Americans are afraid of terrorists to much, i think.

  • That's exactly how that Reading Rainbow show was. That show sucked but the damn song never goes away.

  • Why run in 2036? well, I guess law school..... and the Defranco army formation. As a 15 year old dude, i would definitely vote for the outlawing of escalators. MORE STAIRS

  • oh great, our one shot at getting books back to the children, AND they mess it up GOSH. I FRACKIN' LOVED THAT SHOW.

  • Take a look it's in a book READING RAINBOWWW RRREEEADDDINNN RAAAAINNBOOOWWW flying in the sky!....hhahaha I'm 15 and I remember you are slackin'

  • If a child is flying, wouldn't they have their passport? Lol.

  • Why no swede meet up dude?!

  • I laughed so hard at the end

  • Im so glad the hating bitch went to jail!

  • Uhh just go with it your flying to some place may it be home or to visit family and or friends be happy ur going some where :)

  • U fuckin racist bitch

  • i have that same shirt :)

  • explosive content on children

  • You can't opt out of just the HPV vacine if you want to opt out of it you have to claim you don't want it because of religious reasons. AND you have to opt out of ALL required vacines they require you to get in school, you can't just opt out of just the HPV vacine. And Rick Perry got 30,000 dollars from the drug company. get your facts straight

  • @augustanyday Thats not true. I didnt get the HPV vacine cuz i didnt want it and my mom said it was useless, plus im terried of needles and im 16. And i have gotten all other major vacinations. So why dont you get YOUR facts straight.

  • He's Italian... Oh yeah the nose, now I see it.

  • You condone profiling? eww. As far as the TSA stuff "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

  • The new tsa policy is better, but still wth are we doing getting little children patted down? Thats just wrong!

    Also, very funny with the FBI renactment! LMAO!

  • The new tsa policy is better, but still wth are we doing getting little children patted down?  Thats just wrong!

    Also, very funny with the FBI renactment! LMBO!

  • The TSA regulations arnt tht bad. I was in Manila , Phillippines on my way to Vancouver to go home and after the plane went the Vegas and because it was going to Vegas after we had to go through Canadian security standards and american and now that i actually had to go through it idk why you guys hate it so much its not that bad the only part i didnt like which was new to me ( all of it was new to me the pat down, taking of my shoes , bag search) was thee bag search and turning on my laptop

  • @snowboarder1019 And it was kinda funny when i was switching airlines in Vancouver this old american lady asked me to help her with her bags and she thankd me and i said your welcome and she said "wow theres a Canadian saying , your welcome i wish my grand kids would say that" xD

  • so now terrorist wiil just put the bombs on kids, nice move.

  • thumbs up if u clicked the nudes :)

  • I love youuuuu!! that hate crime story was amazing lol.. racism is racism.

  • @robineggblueindigo  a passport is only needed for other countries. Tsk tsk.

  • Ahh Bachmann's stupidity makes me cry. I swear, not all us Minnesotan's are like that!

    QOTD: I'm glad the the kiddies are being...touched.. like that. I mean some of them are terrified of other people...so it makes sense I think.

  • @robineggblueindigo passports are only required for international travel

  • How can you bitch about gays and trannies getting harassed in nearly every fucking video but then you think its cool for me to get harassed because I was born with a Muslim name and a Somali family?

  • @Adanmayne well i think he has spoken against what u are saying but in all fairness no gay or trannies flew planes into buildings etc.. not trying to be offensive so if u get offended oh well

  • christina ricci is the love of my life...

  • I bet who ever won the amazon give card bought summaries for books to cheat in English class

  • That girl needs to get killed in prison, nobody deserves to be beat like that. What the fuck?!

  • Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved - Ask Jesus Christ to save you ! Glory to JESUS CHRIST

  • I also agree with profiling! Who freaking gives a shit anyhow, it's that typical American "everything is racist BS" when people complain bout that shit. Well maybe it's because the only known terrorist are BLACKS and ARABS!!!!

  • @schotnaus You're fucking stupid. Muslim terrorists have come from everywhere from the Philippines to India.

    And that excludes Christian Extremists, Neo-Nazis, Eco Terrorists, and all of the other groups that have committed more terrorism within the United States than Muslims.

  • @Adanmayne I know/am a eco-terrorist.

  • Time to go on google

  • I only just got back from vacation & the new policy before you're even allowed to board the plane (headed for Australia) is to be screened twice.. That means being groped twice. Once at the regular check point & again at the gate. No other gates had that setup. Only planes heading for Aus.. Oh how I love having my ass & boobs touched by a random person in public.. Not.

  • @jesseabrown1993 Hell yeah!!! That woman is beautiful.

  • This dude is funny!!!!

  • I agree with you about the profiling. It's almost the same with stereotyping. Stereotypes exist for a reason. It is what it is. I intentionally wore the tightest spandex I could find and a tank top when I went to the airport because I assumed since I'm wearing tight clothing, it would suggest I was not a threat. Nope. Still had to go through screening, and since I'm so petite, they patted me down-as if that was necessary. I'm a 19 year old student. Not a freaking rocket scientist.

  • the new tsa policy makes sence besides the age of 12. Like you said how would they know if theyre 12 or younger. I also think they should do a policy like the isralea airports.

  • 6:27 its a me a mario!!

  • why does this dipshit live

  • Dear phil, you're a really smart dude, and you usually never disappoint with your input on topics you discuss but i think that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard you say during the new tsa policy bit! hell no people shouldn't get profiled!!

  • not cool ...I watched ur videos for over.a.year and loved them ....and I actually felt offended by this post ..... Anyways not like you will care for one subscriber ..u will say what you wana say ..... And this is what I had to say ....

  • I don't get how you have such a liberal worldview and then you randomly support profiling.....

  • Lol tranny wig came off from the fight, awesome :D Beat him good. XD

  • I watched reading rainbow when I was little and I'm 15. It was amazing.

  • The tsa DOES profile. Whenever someone, usually someone with a Middle Eastern background, visits a country considered to harbor terrorists, that someone gets pulled aside when going through immigration for extra screening. These checks can take up to THREE HOURS.

    How can pulling someone aside just because their name sounds arab be fair? Is this any different from thinking every black guy is a criminal?

  • i think most of those thumbs up are for phil to win 2036 is for the Christina Ricci sex bot. I WOULD VOTE FOR HIM JUST FOR THAT!!!

  • @BeastingForever I watched this vid waiting for that quote xD

  • I HATE REAdING RAInBOW

  • yeah but if your going on a plane you have your passport so yeah theres that

  • I am not a threat unless it is to like a pizza.

    Best line ever.

  • Defranco Does Dallas

  • This is a fake!! you are look for link show other.

  • tis a great day for the internet

  • My fingers smell like fish!

  • /watch?v=CL-Y02CJySU

  • haha the reading rainbow part was classic. I always seem to have that tune stuck in my head. =/ but! yes the TSA policy makes perfect sense to me. Just because a bomber can be like "hey you kid ill give you candy if you wear this vest".

  • Israel is dead on...PROFILE!! Dont get touchy, "what just because i look Arab and dangerous u think i have something on me"...YES! theres a 99% percent chance you dont!! so what do u have to worry about?, if i was TSA and i saw a white guy with horns and snake tattoos and a shirt saying ill kill you , im probably going to give him a looksie

  • @weroperson1 horns and the shirt but tattos, really unless they say Praise Al-Queda or something its probably not ok to judge someone on thier tattoo choice

  • I absolutely love Levar Burton!!

  • I can still sing the entire theme song to Reading Rainbow. I'm now 20.

  • QOTD: well it's good ofcouarse because children wouldn't carry any thing bad....

  • I have a hole in my sock