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  • MAMAMIA!

  • to people saying Toad is the father, you do know that Toad is Princess Peach's father

  • @TheDiceman912 What, no! Toad is her brother.

  • This sounds like a job for Maury Povich.

  • ...

  • vá se ferrar

  • So that's why Toad have been saying it!

    Toad: The princes is in another castle.

    *Mario leaves*

    Peach: Are you comming Toady, I'm waiting! *Sexy voice*

    o_O

  • Bowser, you ARE the father (Maury's voice) LOL Poor Mario

  • wha wha wah.

    (I got that from an episode of SpongeBob *an old episode featuring the Jelly Spoters*).

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  • Thats where the Koopa kids came from...Spoiler!!!!

  • nowonder her skirts are always so big.

  • Peach: thanks for rescuing me mario, but the princess is in another castle

    Mario: what do you mean?

    Peach: uhhh... i'm daisy....

    Mario: goddamn with these stupid ass bowsers hidin the princess in like 80 different castles, i swear to god if i rescue another toad, i'ma bust someones head *leaves*

    Peach: thank god! i thought that drunken plumber would never stop looking for me. comin to bed honey?

    Bowser: yes, dear

  • LOL Good shyt

  • Fucking Sonic

  • poor baby mario XD (or baby bowser)

  • did bowser do it or did mario

  • Both!

  • lol

  • bowser o' course he needed to get the 8 koopa kids from somewhere XD (original 7 +bowser Jr. i consider Bowser jr. as a koopa kid)

  • lol

  • yeah now that you think about it, it does make sense

  • I think Bowser did it. If you look at the math: Pregnant Princess - Mario being the father + Bowser keeping Peach locked up = Mario commits suicide by lava jumping; the logic is sound.

  • aww

  • BOWSERRRRR!!!!

  • aha

  • i lol'd

  • haha if you guys ever seen son of peach its not going to be mario baby

  • Stencyl... Java.. Bytecode.... for games? SUCKS balls XD

  • Mario committed SUICIDE?!

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  • That(your comment's first sentence)'s why Mario didn't ever impregnate Peach!...No wonder Mario committed suicide by jumping into the lava! I would,if I were he.

  • ya! luigi, u asshole, peach is marios, how can u do that!!!? now u made ur bro do suicide

  • i agree with miroku, i bet it's toad.

  • toad is the father.

  • @miroku1020 Ah...that explains everything.

  • WTF Dude..oO Bowser is his/her daddy X3

  • i know mario is the daddy of her baby. i know it.

  • Erm Mario?

    FALCON PUNCH!!!

  • Who's the father, not Mario he was far too busy crossing all thosee hard levels!

  • Bowser maybe?

  • Maybe.

  • oh yea world 1-1, 1-2, 1-3 and the castle are all so hard XD jk

  • i thought i was going to be "thank you mario but im a man"

  • i thougt that it would say "thank you mario but our princess is in another castle" then a zipper appears on peach and turns in to bowser

  • i thought u were gonna have her say

    "Thank You Mario! But I'm A Lesbo"

  • Lol... :)

  • gg mario

  • I was expecting "Thank you Mario, but I'm not the princess" and then she turns out to be a zombie thing that eats Mario alive.

  • I was expecting

    "Thanks Mario! But I am in another castle!"

  • @Skeletonpack That's the Super Mario Bros 3 ending.

  • @Skeletonpack Sure...'cause that one's just the decoy.

  • XD.

    For a second I thought it was gonna say gay fish but that was better XDXDXDXD.

  • 3 years later... we see the KOOPALINGS!!! XD

  • Mario should have looked on the up side. This means more lifes to prevent more deaths! Peach is having 1-ups!

  • Wait, so that's where the green mushrooms come from?! Eww...

  • LOL. Wasn't expecting that.

  • roflmao

  • And that's where Bowser got his seven kids from...

  • lolz, she didn't tell 'em it's either Luigi's or Yoshi's

  • lol clever 5/5 and faved

  • he kills him self!

  • suicide jokes never get old

  • this is pretty funny

  • Mario's now an hero.

  • hahahaha XDDD Brilliant!

  • My Favourite Character is luigi

  • So thats where baby mario came from...

  • Yeah, Mario, just kill yourself... let Luigi be the new mascot... -_- No no Yoshi. Let YOSHI be the mascot... The new mascot's Luigi, isn't it? Darn it. Curse you Nintendo! xD

  • Luigi AND yoshi! It would be like baby mario, except with luigi. And they're both green! Perfect!

  • No! He should be happy of it... if he did "it" with Peach! Some months later... Peach gets a Mario JR. and after that, Mario does "it"... AGAIN!!!

  • No bowser raped her (That's where all bowser's kids came from!)

  • False! They're not his CHILDREN, they're his CLONES!

  • Look nothing like him. :/

    Does it say that?

  • Normal, these ones got messed. Only Bowser Jr. is a succesully created clone!

  • Yeah, but does it SAY that they are his clones?

  • Bowser loves only Peach, but there's a kinda mix between a GOOMBA AND A KOOPA in his "kids", so do you REALLY think that a KOOPA can REPRODUCE HIMSELF with a HUMAN, but make a GOOMBA-KOOPA SON?

  • Ok then Mr. smartie pants, who IS the mother?

    Some hoe?

  • daisy!!!

    nah, im just messin with ya...

    Rosalina!!!

    lol

  • The mother is A CLONING MACHINE!!!!!

  • Oh! And you should say MRS. WISE-BRAIN, 'CUZ I'M A GIRL!!!

  • You should have made peach say to toad "He always falls for that one"

  • you´re the retarded one...

  • hello retarded cocksucker!!!

  • in fact is 23 seconds long comevergas pendejo!!!

  • its 22 seconds long your all wrong >:O

    *happy slaps you all*

  • @Sphonemanz dude, take it easy on this guy! EVEN IF IT'S NOT 20 SEC'S LONG, IT'S STILL AROUND 20!!!!!!! Man, think before you speak

  • @LuigiandYoshiROCK1 The advertisement "Stencyl" is not part of the 20 sec ;)

  • I think everybody would do what Mario did.

  • lol funny

  • That son of a Peach!!!

  • He should have pushed her into the lava. There's always Daisy.

  • You know... Mario should just go with ether Daisy, or Rosalina. They hardly EVER get captured!

  • Than... who would save Peach?

    O.O

  • Mario.

  • Luigi or the second player in this game will

  • Mario did the right thing. I think any of us here would have done the same.

  • i knew that she would say that

  • hahahahahahhahaha awesome!!!

  • LMAO CornishCreamtea07!

  • cos theres nothing funnier than suicide...

  • LOL!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

  • at least we now know that baby mario is the son of peach and mario not mario as a baby

  • Should have used a falcon pawnch.

  • Lol

  • no he don't

  • "Mario, I have herpes"

    "Damn, girl... after all I just went through!!"

  • lol

  • roflmao

  • LMAO!

  • Bowser get Peach pregnant. mario killed himslef lol.

  • LOL

  • I would have preferred "Mario, Bowser got me teen pregnant"

    "Don't worry Peach, I can fix that!"

    "FALCON PUUUUNNNCCCHHH" *Peach flies into lava*

  • I was thinking that. ^^

  • Get this man an internet.

  • LOL I love that pic from Zelda. xD

  • LMAO poor mario XD

  • OMG ROFLMFAO!!!!! wow

  • "That's mama luigi to you mario?" XD

  • ROFL!

  • I thought she would say she's a boy!

  • lol xD

  • Yeah dumbass

  • LMAO

  • Smart move XD

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO!!

  • LMAO

  • yahhhh!

  • lol

  • Is this-a real?

  • rofl

  • LOL

  • lol he commits suicide

  • Mama mia ... that's one hot meat-a-ball-a

  • lol

  • Bowser junior.lol

  • XD omg thats great

  • I saw that coming a mile away.

  • It might not have been his baby,but maybe Luigi's or Bowser's. But I lol'd at Mario's Suicide

  • she made love*

    Sorry small typo

  • Lol mario commits suicide

  • lool

  • That was funny, I hope you make some Zelda ones.

  • They looked like tears, not eyes.

  • Nice

  • haha, nice one dude ^^

    4/5

  • LOL

  • LOL

  • are you going to do any megaman shorties?

  • Maybe.

  • So , peach is pregnant and mario didn't want it?

    Dosen't he like babies or did he die cuz he made loe with Luigi?

  • Actually, this can have two jokes to it. It could be Mario's Baby but then again, it could be Bowser's kid (he has 8 total now but no one knows where they came from).

  • If it's his baby though, he just like OH NO!

  • lol

  • hahaha mamma mia, great!

  • LOL x99999999999999999999999999999­999.99999999

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA !

  • good and funny

    this remember me other one like this called

    "son of a Peach"

  • I don't blame him

  • lol

    hilarious, 5 stars

  • Nice!...lol

  • XD Where did you get the NES text?

  • I hacked the game.

  • Oh! lol!

  • Omg haha

  • lol

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