Peach: thanks for rescuing me mario, but the princess is in another castle
Mario: what do you mean?
Peach: uhhh... i'm daisy....
Mario: goddamn with these stupid ass bowsers hidin the princess in like 80 different castles, i swear to god if i rescue another toad, i'ma bust someones head *leaves*
Peach: thank god! i thought that drunken plumber would never stop looking for me. comin to bed honey?
I think Bowser did it. If you look at the math: Pregnant Princess - Mario being the father + Bowser keeping Peach locked up = Mario commits suicide by lava jumping; the logic is sound.
That(your comment's first sentence)'s why Mario didn't ever impregnate Peach!...No wonder Mario committed suicide by jumping into the lava! I would,if I were he.
Yeah, Mario, just kill yourself... let Luigi be the new mascot... -_- No no Yoshi. Let YOSHI be the mascot... The new mascot's Luigi, isn't it? Darn it. Curse you Nintendo! xD
Bowser loves only Peach, but there's a kinda mix between a GOOMBA AND A KOOPA in his "kids", so do you REALLY think that a KOOPA can REPRODUCE HIMSELF with a HUMAN, but make a GOOMBA-KOOPA SON?
Actually, this can have two jokes to it. It could be Mario's Baby but then again, it could be Bowser's kid (he has 8 total now but no one knows where they came from).
MAMAMIA!
TheVish24 6 months ago
to people saying Toad is the father, you do know that Toad is Princess Peach's father
TheDiceman912 9 months ago
@TheDiceman912 What, no! Toad is her brother.
ShimesaKaantaHayaera 7 months ago
This sounds like a job for Maury Povich.
pratikh 10 months ago
...
u2dvdbonofunny 1 year ago
vá se ferrar
owengordo 1 year ago
So that's why Toad have been saying it!
Toad: The princes is in another castle.
*Mario leaves*
Peach: Are you comming Toady, I'm waiting! *Sexy voice*
o_O
Rex0142king 1 year ago 3
Bowser, you ARE the father (Maury's voice) LOL Poor Mario
luxurious297 1 year ago 2
wha wha wah.
(I got that from an episode of SpongeBob *an old episode featuring the Jelly Spoters*).
TheRaker55 1 year ago
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harassed09 1 year ago
Thats where the Koopa kids came from...Spoiler!!!!
wolfpackflt670 1 year ago
nowonder her skirts are always so big.
shadicthewerehog 1 year ago
Peach: thanks for rescuing me mario, but the princess is in another castle
Mario: what do you mean?
Peach: uhhh... i'm daisy....
Mario: goddamn with these stupid ass bowsers hidin the princess in like 80 different castles, i swear to god if i rescue another toad, i'ma bust someones head *leaves*
Peach: thank god! i thought that drunken plumber would never stop looking for me. comin to bed honey?
Bowser: yes, dear
MrBman7272 1 year ago 15
LOL Good shyt
DeathsNotoriousAngel 2 years ago
Fucking Sonic
edgar4815 2 years ago
poor baby mario XD (or baby bowser)
luigifan001 2 years ago 3
did bowser do it or did mario
killincat47 2 years ago
Both!
retrolinkx 2 years ago
lol
killincat47 2 years ago
bowser o' course he needed to get the 8 koopa kids from somewhere XD (original 7 +bowser Jr. i consider Bowser jr. as a koopa kid)
supermario932 2 years ago
lol
killincat47 2 years ago
yeah now that you think about it, it does make sense
killincat47 2 years ago
I think Bowser did it. If you look at the math: Pregnant Princess - Mario being the father + Bowser keeping Peach locked up = Mario commits suicide by lava jumping; the logic is sound.
Swampert384 2 years ago
aww
happinessisawesome1 2 years ago
BOWSERRRRR!!!!
rahul327 2 years ago
aha
962192 2 years ago
i lol'd
Runesruleearth 2 years ago
haha if you guys ever seen son of peach its not going to be mario baby
bella12099 2 years ago 3
Stencyl... Java.. Bytecode.... for games? SUCKS balls XD
Jehendos 2 years ago 3
Mario committed SUICIDE?!
CreamandPoppufan166 2 years ago 4
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WTFBOOMDOOM 2 years ago 9
That(your comment's first sentence)'s why Mario didn't ever impregnate Peach!...No wonder Mario committed suicide by jumping into the lava! I would,if I were he.
djminimoto 2 years ago 2
ya! luigi, u asshole, peach is marios, how can u do that!!!? now u made ur bro do suicide
megavids 2 years ago 2
i agree with miroku, i bet it's toad.
klakkid 2 years ago
toad is the father.
miroku1020 2 years ago 47
@miroku1020 Ah...that explains everything.
jelloegg 9 months ago
WTF Dude..oO Bowser is his/her daddy X3
Sonoko12345 2 years ago 2
i know mario is the daddy of her baby. i know it.
clubpenguin8888 2 years ago 6
Erm Mario?
FALCON PUNCH!!!
GTAModdingVids 2 years ago 4
Who's the father, not Mario he was far too busy crossing all thosee hard levels!
Keijz74 2 years ago 4
Bowser maybe?
TwilightCat13 2 years ago 2
Maybe.
Keijz74 2 years ago
oh yea world 1-1, 1-2, 1-3 and the castle are all so hard XD jk
supermario932 2 years ago
i thought i was going to be "thank you mario but im a man"
biffwalnuts2 2 years ago 4
i thougt that it would say "thank you mario but our princess is in another castle" then a zipper appears on peach and turns in to bowser
benjokasebzie 2 years ago 2
i thought u were gonna have her say
"Thank You Mario! But I'm A Lesbo"
looney1023 2 years ago
Lol... :)
demonchic501 2 years ago
gg mario
ItsNightmare 2 years ago
I was expecting "Thank you Mario, but I'm not the princess" and then she turns out to be a zombie thing that eats Mario alive.
shinyjiggly 2 years ago
I was expecting
"Thanks Mario! But I am in another castle!"
Skeletonpack 2 years ago 62
@Skeletonpack That's the Super Mario Bros 3 ending.
Spagettieater9000 1 year ago
@Skeletonpack Sure...'cause that one's just the decoy.
jelloegg 9 months ago
XD.
For a second I thought it was gonna say gay fish but that was better XDXDXDXD.
imacoolguy23 2 years ago
3 years later... we see the KOOPALINGS!!! XD
CrazyMario5 2 years ago 4
Mario should have looked on the up side. This means more lifes to prevent more deaths! Peach is having 1-ups!
Crazep0per 2 years ago 3
Wait, so that's where the green mushrooms come from?! Eww...
roguishpaladin 2 years ago
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wowkittycatclaws 2 years ago
LOL. Wasn't expecting that.
randythebredeman 2 years ago
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seriously? you seriously werent? your dumb
Phailure365 2 years ago
roflmao
ACEkilla17 2 years ago
And that's where Bowser got his seven kids from...
DragonSlave18 2 years ago 5
lolz, she didn't tell 'em it's either Luigi's or Yoshi's
sunconuer2 2 years ago 5
lol clever 5/5 and faved
M2X2Z 2 years ago
he kills him self!
skittycat3 2 years ago 2
suicide jokes never get old
zealot32167 3 years ago 5
this is pretty funny
trent100100 3 years ago
Mario's now an hero.
zingtea 3 years ago
hahahaha XDDD Brilliant!
Asalazarllamas 3 years ago
My Favourite Character is luigi
AngryNintendoFan 3 years ago
So thats where baby mario came from...
LegoGlitch 3 years ago
Yeah, Mario, just kill yourself... let Luigi be the new mascot... -_- No no Yoshi. Let YOSHI be the mascot... The new mascot's Luigi, isn't it? Darn it. Curse you Nintendo! xD
vincent10660 3 years ago
Luigi AND yoshi! It would be like baby mario, except with luigi. And they're both green! Perfect!
xgamer3000 3 years ago
No! He should be happy of it... if he did "it" with Peach! Some months later... Peach gets a Mario JR. and after that, Mario does "it"... AGAIN!!!
r4shka 3 years ago
No bowser raped her (That's where all bowser's kids came from!)
xgamer3000 3 years ago
False! They're not his CHILDREN, they're his CLONES!
r4shka 3 years ago
Look nothing like him. :/
Does it say that?
xgamer3000 3 years ago
Normal, these ones got messed. Only Bowser Jr. is a succesully created clone!
r4shka 3 years ago
Yeah, but does it SAY that they are his clones?
xgamer3000 3 years ago
Bowser loves only Peach, but there's a kinda mix between a GOOMBA AND A KOOPA in his "kids", so do you REALLY think that a KOOPA can REPRODUCE HIMSELF with a HUMAN, but make a GOOMBA-KOOPA SON?
r4shka 3 years ago
Ok then Mr. smartie pants, who IS the mother?
Some hoe?
xgamer3000 3 years ago
daisy!!!
nah, im just messin with ya...
Rosalina!!!
lol
WowCraftex 3 years ago
The mother is A CLONING MACHINE!!!!!
r4shka 3 years ago
Oh! And you should say MRS. WISE-BRAIN, 'CUZ I'M A GIRL!!!
r4shka 3 years ago
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Did I say you were a boy?
My apologies XD.
Well then I'm 11 years old.
xgamer3000 3 years ago
You should have made peach say to toad "He always falls for that one"
ratmage99 3 years ago
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YOU RETARDED FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!
It's 21 seconds long, you said it would be 20 seconds long!
I bet you don't know what this means:
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You have 1 guess
He you get it wrong, i will sacrifice you!!!
Sphonemanz 3 years ago
you´re the retarded one...
sadeyedknight 3 years ago
hello retarded cocksucker!!!
sadeyedknight 3 years ago
in fact is 23 seconds long comevergas pendejo!!!
sadeyedknight 3 years ago
its 22 seconds long your all wrong >:O
*happy slaps you all*
GROracle 3 years ago
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Actually, it was 18 seconds, starting from where the real clip actually started from.
But does it really matter?
xgamer3000 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
And for everyone who gave me thumbs down, I was replying to someone who said it was 22 seconds or something.
I loved the video so please give me 3 thumbs up again.
xgamer3000 3 years ago
@Sphonemanz dude, take it easy on this guy! EVEN IF IT'S NOT 20 SEC'S LONG, IT'S STILL AROUND 20!!!!!!! Man, think before you speak
LuigiandYoshiROCK1 1 year ago
@LuigiandYoshiROCK1 The advertisement "Stencyl" is not part of the 20 sec ;)
JustAnotherRandomVid 2 weeks ago
I think everybody would do what Mario did.
brawlmaster427 3 years ago
lol funny
Yatse 3 years ago
That son of a Peach!!!
doarner 3 years ago 9
He should have pushed her into the lava. There's always Daisy.
Aztyph 3 years ago 9
You know... Mario should just go with ether Daisy, or Rosalina. They hardly EVER get captured!
xgamer3000 3 years ago
Than... who would save Peach?
O.O
xxxPrincessPeachxxxx 2 years ago
Mario.
xgamer3000 2 years ago
Luigi or the second player in this game will
TMNTsonicmario 2 years ago
Mario did the right thing. I think any of us here would have done the same.
KaseyAkira 3 years ago 10
i knew that she would say that
GangstaHedgehog 3 years ago
hahahahahahhahaha awesome!!!
vargasjj926 3 years ago
LMAO CornishCreamtea07!
HabboHotelPlaya 3 years ago
cos theres nothing funnier than suicide...
luissaprissa 3 years ago
LOL!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!
Atomimonkey 3 years ago
at least we now know that baby mario is the son of peach and mario not mario as a baby
CornishCreamtea07 3 years ago 3
Should have used a falcon pawnch.
YoshiZilla 3 years ago 3
Lol
1337Vivian 3 years ago
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this is realy off topic but I just realised that sonic has one eye with two pupils go look him up and you will see
darkice100 3 years ago
no he don't
ratmage99 3 years ago
"Mario, I have herpes"
"Damn, girl... after all I just went through!!"
perfectionbox 3 years ago
lol
VideoChick2244 3 years ago
roflmao
nolostcats 3 years ago
LMAO!
fatrsnerd 3 years ago
Bowser get Peach pregnant. mario killed himslef lol.
starman60200 3 years ago 2
LOL
juliano6010 3 years ago
I would have preferred "Mario, Bowser got me teen pregnant"
"Don't worry Peach, I can fix that!"
"FALCON PUUUUNNNCCCHHH" *Peach flies into lava*
eeyoreisme 3 years ago 12
I was thinking that. ^^
FfsBL00D 3 years ago 2
Get this man an internet.
Ch3mG33k 3 years ago 7
LOL I love that pic from Zelda. xD
saiyoucho 3 years ago
LMAO poor mario XD
Matthawk12 3 years ago
OMG ROFLMFAO!!!!! wow
Desireeg1995 3 years ago
"That's mama luigi to you mario?" XD
animeandy2153 3 years ago 3
ROFL!
alexsq2 3 years ago 4
I thought she would say she's a boy!
naruhina2233 3 years ago
lol xD
vaiosony2 3 years ago
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is this real?
nuci4life 3 years ago
Yeah dumbass
domuhoj 3 years ago 2
LMAO
Komische1Frage 3 years ago
Smart move XD
munxcorp 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokurentate 3 years ago
LMAO!!
DaBlackFlash 3 years ago
LMAO
blackreven 3 years ago
yahhhh!
hiroshimaboom 3 years ago
lol
Yauchomi2 3 years ago
Is this-a real?
Blueburn67 3 years ago
rofl
illpk 3 years ago
LOL
lulzbro6 3 years ago
lol he commits suicide
motoringtone97 3 years ago
Mama mia ... that's one hot meat-a-ball-a
ionel71089 3 years ago
lol
ilikestuffandmusic1 3 years ago
Bowser junior.lol
Blueforce7 3 years ago
XD omg thats great
Dracina 3 years ago
I saw that coming a mile away.
OniLinkMaster666 3 years ago
It might not have been his baby,but maybe Luigi's or Bowser's. But I lol'd at Mario's Suicide
o3killu 3 years ago
she made love*
Sorry small typo
countsmegula 3 years ago
Lol mario commits suicide
mmrythnkr 3 years ago
lool
hrabbit 3 years ago
That was funny, I hope you make some Zelda ones.
Inujake7 3 years ago
They looked like tears, not eyes.
DarkmoonWolf1 3 years ago
Nice
leozqual 3 years ago
haha, nice one dude ^^
4/5
dekunuss 3 years ago
LOL
dinmamma3000 3 years ago
LOL
Dennemark 3 years ago
are you going to do any megaman shorties?
cantsnapurpicture 3 years ago
Maybe.
Master0fHyrule 3 years ago
So , peach is pregnant and mario didn't want it?
Dosen't he like babies or did he die cuz he made loe with Luigi?
countsmegula 3 years ago
Actually, this can have two jokes to it. It could be Mario's Baby but then again, it could be Bowser's kid (he has 8 total now but no one knows where they came from).
Master0fHyrule 3 years ago
If it's his baby though, he just like OH NO!
Master0fHyrule 3 years ago
lol
countsmegula 3 years ago
hahaha mamma mia, great!
jukimv1986 3 years ago
LOL x99999999999999999999999999999999.99999999
star105XL 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA !
TheDeftGamer 3 years ago
good and funny
this remember me other one like this called
"son of a Peach"
soplox 3 years ago
I don't blame him
supadupamarioguy21 3 years ago
lol
hilarious, 5 stars
3nick1056999 3 years ago
Nice!...lol
Losaru 3 years ago
XD Where did you get the NES text?
pantyer2 3 years ago
I hacked the game.
Master0fHyrule 3 years ago
Oh! lol!
pantyer2 3 years ago
Omg haha
Tailsvader7 3 years ago
lol
jumpmansbro 3 years ago