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  • wer da wite rhinos at?

  • Is it coz I is black? lol

  • I once had the honor to shoot one of these black rhinos

  • 2:37 "The fairly chilled white rhino and the psychotic black rhino are pretty much the same color" now that's Hilariously racist

  • yep hes black; run.

  • yep hes black; run.

  • the white rhino is dark and the black rhino looks white? who ever named this was on something crazy!

  • Yeah, the blacks in all societies are the bad ones....

  • Unfortunately Ted only received his degree in White Rhino Psychology. He failed the Black Rhino Psych course!!

  • I love how BBC subtly slips racism into their documentary.

    "White rhinos are far more calm and placid than their notoriously evil-tempered cousins, the nig-, I mean black rhinos"

  • @TheWhiteLupe yea, it's people with presumptions like you that connect it with people that are racist, not them.

  • @Itrainharder What do you mean "you people"?

    But seriously, calm down. It was based off a bit from a comedian (Greer Barnes) and the difference between African and European bees.

  • @TheWhiteLupe

    No, that's you putting stuff in there that isn't there. You're putting words in BBC's mouth. It's not their fault that the species has been named that, and if you suggest that biologists change it because it might offend people; Then you're nothing than a PC parrot.

  • @MrUberAnarchist To everyone calling me a "PC parrot" (that's pretty laughable), I modified my comment from comedian Greer Barnes' standup special where he was talking about European bees and African Killer Bees. If I offended any rhinos out there, I'm truly sorry and I humbly repent. Now get on with your lives.

  • @TheWhiteLupe but its true.

  • yep its black lol

  • Fukk this animal is official extict now :(

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  • Run Forest Run

  • RUN BITCH, RUUUN!

  • Racists, always generalizing and scapegoating the black brothers :)

  • Very true... Power is nothing without the control...

  • That's Racist!

    :P

  • @MishMash987 lol

  • He's not seen the video of a Rhino killing a buffalo because it rushed it's calf.

  • Its always good to be positive. "were all going to die" LOL!

  •  BOOORING!!!

  • vote yes on issue two. thanks.

  • Tauren warrior

  • power is nothing without control..yeah right.... ur up there on a tree....sweet

  • wow over 3 minutes to see the camera wobbling on the ground, real adventurers?, next time stand still and let the rhino charge at ya, keep the camera on it, and let mubasa over there pull out his m16 and start blazing, and show the black or white bitch ass rhino who the ultimate killers are... pussies

  • The East African Railway has run into problems with derailments caused by a rhino with a full head of steam!

  • so the best thing to do is get up a little little little thin tree vsing a fucking the size of a hammer horn**man ur car will be painted black ^_^ just saying

  • "haha we're all going to die"

  • rhino stole my bike

  • The Rhino is a crack addict! How else do you explain a nose like that! And the mood swings!

  • so where's this rhino charge?

  • modern triceretops

  • Ted is "An expert in rhino psychology" - of course he is.

  • @godsstruggler i have seen his wife... he is an expert......

  • Dont get the comments here. The "names" given to these rhinos were by white people . Im not white so i dont adhere to these names anyway, plus they look virtually the same to me. All this video showed is that some rhinos dont appear to like white people geting up 2 close on them,which is pretty understandable. How this became a comparison of black/white people is kind of weird. No doubt i`ll still probably recieve some dumb reply from some white person trying to justify the race comments below..

  • Karma charger alliance.

  • Damn nature, you scary

  • I was charged by a white rhino in the South African Umfolozi.... scariest (and coolest) experience of my life.

  • those english guys walking close to these rhinos have shit in their brains

  • DAT RHINO NIGGA GANGSTA

  • I would of thrown some popcorn at em! knock em right out!

  • The blacks are always getting a bad rap.

    

  • rubbish

    

  • Damn Nature You Scary!

  • fuck the bbc. don't listen to their crap. Animal planet said it was the white male rhinos are the agresive ones. Honestly there is no white or black, all rhinos are agressive. color doesn't matter especialy since they look exactly the same -_-

  • @FANTOMTRON The English word "white" is said to have been derived by mistranslation of the Dutch word "wijd", which means "wide" in English.

    There is a difference in the two. The mouth. White Rhino, or Square Lipped Rhino, is much less hostile and are quite often found in groups. They are grazers and therefore eat grass. Black Rhino, or Hook-Lipped rhino, are far more aggressive and territorial. They are usually found solitary and they use their hooked-lip to browse on small trees and shrubs.

  • @FANTOMTRON They are different. So educate yourself before you start making stupid comments that have no merit.

    Cheers!

  • @adeltoral710 rhinos are the exact same you dumb fuck.

  • You don't NEVER touch a black rhino's radio!

  • I just see gray rhinos!

  • if it wernt for cars u be fucked

  • Yep you can just take their kids

  • @Danjo703 done, just tell me where u live.

  • I like Rhino's

  • the blacks never had it easy no wonder they are ill-tempered

  • Damn nature, you scary!

  • @FishsmithXx

    lol i was about to put that

  • we are all going to die

  • loving the 60's-80's porn music :)

    @shaggy80hunter I think i be aggressive if chased with a gun and hunted on a daily basis by either animals or humans

  • white rhinos are passive.. black rhinos are aggressive and hatefull..

    LIKE HUMANS !!!!!!!!

  • @shaggy80hunter Actually white people have a more hateful and aggressive past than any other race..so..

  • @AgrivatedKillah Sounds like you could use a history lesson.

  • @Dimaggio369

    lol looks like you need one (;

  • @raidersSolja one of us has a phd in history. One of us doesn't. One of us is white, and I'm sure you're black. Which would you guess has been more educated in history or for that matter any subject? I take that back. Africa is doing pretty well bwahahaha

  • @Dimaggio369

    im not white nor black, im a freshman in college, thats my title . trust me my friend, theres a difference in being educated and being intelligent. and for that matter history? tell me what do you know about history, youve read from textbooks im sure, both my grandparents gave me first hand knowledge about there experience in a matter you probably havnt studied.

    and for you to throw around a title and sound racist? if you were any intelligent you would know how stupid it is to be

  • wtf both the rhinos were grey in color, black and white rhino my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • There's macho and then there's stupid.

  • I wonder if the black rhinos deal coke aswell...

  • @Eurxpe ...i wonder if the white rhinos like to rape little kids too...

  • "haha we're all going to die..." lol

  • @Danjo703 Phone #  ?

  • That's a white rhino. And then walking up to rhinos with a small calf... dumb asses !

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  • @jgeldenhuys24

    The first ones were, but then they showed a black one.

  • So the Black Rhino is not an ultimate defender? Please tell me, did you come to that conclusion when you were running away or when you were hiding from it up a tree? TIT!!!!

  • @DelBluenose80 some reptiles will stay underneath the tree for days on end

  • @RAMPAGION what?

  • @DelBluenose80 it was a white one they were talkin about

  • you sir, have got awsome, british balls

  • watching them approach the rhinos on foot

    1st thought, wow giant balls

    then reality struck, not big balls, just small brain

  • I love the guy said "run" and yet he's still sound relax

  • 1:35 great way to look at things

  • haha we are allll going to die hahaha

  • boring

  • power is nothing without control so these rhinos fight the power

  • weres it's NIKEY

  • how could they say that the whiterhio is good and calm but the black one is evil and bad tempered they hate niggas alie loooooooooooool

  • am i the only person to realise a rhino is just a hippo with a boner on its head?

  • I have black cousins too! :DDD

  • "Yep it was black!"

  • thats cause these... are white rhinoes

  • "It's hard to what a rhino actually needs to defends itself against" ....Justin Bieber?

  • "If it was white no problem, but if it was black, well"

    Wow the black rhino would be more aggressive! Typical lmao

  • i wish that rhino would stomp you dumb people

  • Black rhinos have a beak-like mouth and white rhinos have a square-like mouth.

  • Boooooooooooooooring!!

  • ITS A FUCKING BLACK AND A WHITE RHINO.

    THATS IT.

  • no q no putos a correr

    

  • He said they werent ultimate defendera, but didnt the rhino force several men to run away and hide in trees? It doesnt matter if it didnt catch them, they ran away

  • "Power is nothing without control" Somehow I think he squeezed that in there just to emphasise the black and white metaphor...

  • how can u differentiate between black and white rhino?? hmm!

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  • My mammy always tolds me's about dem black thingies ! Black= mo agressive !

  • fake run.

  • fakee

    

  • White = passive, placid

    Black = volatile, violent

    lol

  • psychotic black rhino!!! holy crap thats funny after reading the top comments

  • black rhinos cry like a girl and white rhinos are the bomb

  • @KillYoFam97 Well dude, your name IS KillYoFam97.....

  • @turtleguy923 Haha, nice one.

  • A white rhino gets sad, a black rhino just gets more angry!!!!!

  • white people lol

  • He's narrating but using racial inferences if anyone reads between the lines. It reflects an attitude pervasive in western thought in general.At the end of the clip the devil says, the black rhino,(which has poor eyesight)"is not focused"in his attack.He then goes on to irrelevant statements. He says "power is nothing without control".The rhino is not concerned with "power" he will charge if he feels threatened.The creatures are not that territorial.The statement does reflect his "racial" views.

  • @sfumatoking

    ha ha wow. Finding racial differences in non racial content makes you a racist does it not?

    Frightening that people like you are alive. then again, human stupidity knows no bounds.

  • @Romeowasbleeding1 If I'm so stupid then refute what I'm saying in a critical fashion. You obviously have not. As such your own cognition is at question, not mine. What I have said is self exclamatory. By the way look behind you I think there is a Black rhino approaching.

  • Bull excrement! Europeans (like the ignorant host) have to put everything in a racial"freudian"context. The difference between the black and white rhino is not in their color,which is the same, its in their lips. Black rhinos have pointed upper lips,whereas the white rhino's is flat. The only reason the black rhino was "psychotic", and had a "wicked temper" was probably because the stupid white man "profiled" and agitated it. Just like they do black people.

  • @KillYoFam97

    You should stop punching them all in the face.

  • haha nature is so racist!!!!

  • @tipw7 techinally its humans who named them.. rhinos couldnt give a rats ass if they are pink purple or pokadotted. o-o;

  • @HiwiKiwi so humans make nature rasist then.

  • @tipw7 as they said, there isn't actually a notable difference between them, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't "nature" who gave them their names you know...

  • @yurbsu ya i feel ya

  • @tipw7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @opinion5678 Ha!

  • @opinion5678 One of the biggest reasons for hating on Bush is for his being a warmonger. How does this make any fucking sense in light of that?

  • @YeshuaChuy Mate, if you took offence to that, you're a fucking nutcase. It's a youtube comment, don't get your knickers in a twist.

  • being black doesn't make them dangerous ..lol

  • 2:55 it starts to get FAKE as hell...i hate it. People should decide wether to make an action movie or an animal documentary.

  • Im so bloody happy i found this video titled dont get in the way of a black rhino charge with the little video demo, I was all set to go out today to get in the way of as many charges as i could.

  • Ted is out of his bloody mind. I wouldn't get out of the Land Rover if there were rhinos about. "Just leave the keys in the ignition, Ted. I'll wait for you lot right here... maybe."

  • by the way that was a joke in bad tatse :P

  • good thing its easy to tell the diference between white humans and black humans

  • Yep! It was black...

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  • LOL

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  • Like you said black rhino's have terrible eye sight, if you where endangered (because of humans) and half blind i'm pretty sure you'd be protective.

  • this vid is racist and strangely accurate to the human world lol

  • if it's white it's alright, if it's black send it back

  • what's with the race remarks ? It's the upbringing and lifestyle that make people angry or violent or phsycotic... not the color of your skin... you ignorant little retards.

  • @sickofdisrespect You are correct, but these idiots will never learn. It's been drilled into their brains from infancy that skin color for some reason makes people less or more violent, less or more capable, less or more intelligent, etc. Stupid people remain stupid- smart people learn. It's a waste of our time to try to convince them- they are Darwin's losers.

  • so blacks are violent and whites are passive ? but in reality they're both the same color ? Hmmmm another racist display of affection from white people over black people.

  • the video wouldve been funnier if they played hip hop music when they went to see the black rhinos

  • Overly protective parent? Fuck that, us humans do terrible things to animals, too right they should be protective.

  • @ThePvtPeaceful well uhhm ... others eat the baby ? maybe thats ebcause they are over protective ;p same as shooting a rhino with a gun for hunt , its the same to them

  • @madkiller566 Try re wording that so it's easier to understand...

  • @ThePvtPeaceful hmm well its kinda obvious but ok if you need it xD why not ? well u say they have the right to be over protective because we humans do terrible things . Well ok true , but lions eat the baby , either way both ways get them killed , its all the same to them . So being over protective has nothing to do with us humans :P and dont say US humans , ppl who do that are no humans , ;p and ur not like them either.

  • @madkiller566 lol a lion eating the baby? First that never happens, and second they are allowed to be protective to anything which they need to protect their children from, my problem was that the presenter called it 'Overprotectivness' it is not overprotective, it is just protective.

  • @madkiller566 Oh and I asked you to say it again, because you write like a 5 year old...

  • @ThePvtPeaceful ok well your reaction is childish so uhhm good luck with finding peace with yourself , its not your fault :D

  • @madkiller566 That makes sense!

  • How hard can it be to spot a black rhino?

  • @joyby662

    Black Rhinos have a thin hook-shaped mouth (whites have a flat and wide mouth). Black Rhinos are usually in brushy areas (whites are usually in the open in plains). White Rhinos also have a large hump in between their shoulders on their back.

  • niggaah rhino charge !

  • I tried to do some research to find out the origins of the names, but frankly, it got confusing and boring. It seems no one really knows. There seem to be many theories, but the major differences are in the shape of the mouth and other minor variations produced by region and disposition. The prevailing theory seems to stem from some confusion of the Dutch word wijde (or some variation of the word), but many seem to reject this theory, at least for the time being. Whatever, it feels racist.

  • A rhino is just an excuse for a fat unicorn..

  • lmao black rhino is far more aggressive then white rhino. get it :)

  • I'd have more than an AK for back up protection.

  • they had to be black!!

  • @isaiah0137 i knowww right!!!

  • @gbtv214 yup!!

  • How do you stop a charging rhino? Take away her credit card.

  • @Pepshort hahahaha that was a good one