The Midas Touch

[TheRealJohnSkinny]

Nice nurse, outfit.

[MisterApathy]

"Putting DiGiorno's into her Easy-Bake Oven" sounds like an incredibly unfortunate sexual euphemism.

[lightning913]

Thumbs up if you think guy look like Thor.

[SirSkype]

this one is my favorite :)

[Jleetkid]

doesnt matter had pizza

[MrEvans555]

GUESS I'VE GOT THE MIDAS TOUCH.

[iamnanosec]

@MrEvans555

"ERECTING A STATUE OF A MORON."

[corncornrocks]

yeah olivia played a nurse in chillerama

[PurplePhury3412]

What happens if he touches the ground?

[EphraimRodrigez]

there is now eatable spray paint... iam not kidding

[camman1056]

I'd eat gold paint of she was my nurse

[Totema1]

They actually do make an edible gold spray paint in Europe. Michael can have his kingly meal without any royal indigestion.

[ArchTV]

Still not as good as the Kyle Touch.

[95ps3lover]

lol thats just peanut butter

[TheYeIIowDucK]

Oh, that joke is just golden!

[BitchesDoGlitches]

@TheYeIIowDucK You just stabbed me in the kidney

[kmtkaos123]

For the really quick second, that nurse looks like Olivia Wilde.

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

I guess I got the midas touch.

[Marinemauro]

hot nurse ;)

[MrObscureReference]

It's not delivery pizza goddamnit, it's Digiornos.

[Thedudewiththepiano]

Where the hell is MexicanAxeMurder's comment?

[poopmcdoopdoop]

L0L everybody just pwned MexicanAxMurder

[TheBSFranklin]

Heh

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

i love it but i feel sorry for his stupidity :(

[manstie]

@RawrNinjaBurgers what's he spraying it with?

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

@manstie gold color which as you know those colors are not really healthy

[Vtastic]

How could he be crying when his nurse looks like that, does that spray make it so you can't get boners? NOW I KNOW AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.

[mrboxleytheonly]

this one is my fucking favorite

[MenAmongPoodles]

nice nurse outfit

[knives4cash]

he only did this, because someone got into his barbecued chicken chest.

[ThePsychonautsmaster]

Lol, poor guy XD

[91FroSt91]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT XD

[rockntroopen]

he just ruined a good slice of pizza...

[Gam3Junkie7]

I just had a stupid common-sense thought...what if Midas wore gauntlets? I mean he wouldn't be touching anything directly and the gauntlets would already be gold so wouldn't that let him eat and hug his family and such?

[Joeyg143]

@Gam3Junkie7 The people that wrote the Bible weren't the smartest bunch.

[Kojak7snap]

@Joeyg143 I want to respond about this story totally not being anywhere near the Bible, but I have the sneaking suspicion you already know that...

[Kojak7snap]

@Joeyg143 ....so I won't, then...

[Imatrollyay]

@Gam3Junkie7 Then it would be a pretty boring story, wouldn't it?

[Gam3Junkie7]

@Imatrollyay Yes it would but now you know what to do if you ever gain Gold-Touch Powers.

[Espeo92]

damn! we can ALMOST see her cleavage :(

[menelaoslyk]

NURSE!!!!



[GameKeeper28]

Umm...I think he read the legend wrong.

[kingeric0810]

i love the way the nurse handles that popsicle stick

[SWGmovies]

That poor slice of pizza

[glithmasterpro]

press 5 repeatedly for pizza :D

[CoatedTrout]

Now that there is a gold plated kill.

[SergantTinkers]

my absolute favorite 5SF

[FacelessDeviant]

Is that bananas on that pizza?

If so, bleh

[kanadensiskvarg]

@FacelessDeviant wtf? its pepperoni haha

[FacelessDeviant]

@kanadensiskvarg Its not that unusual to have bananas on pizza here.

[Mahaney82]

@FacelessDeviant What kind of bananas are you eating?

[FacelessDeviant]

@Mahaney82 Thing is that its not that unusual to have bananas on pizza here. Its still disgusting though.

[MCStudios65]

midas made this 5sf golden

[Ruckislx]

Nurse=Hot

[CheckClosetForDucks]

they actually have food that has editable gold on it, but the food costs in the thousands per plate

[zerfsun]

@CheckClosetForDucks editable

[CheckClosetForDucks]

@zerfsun Eddy Table

[Mahaney82]

@CheckClosetForDucks What the fuck? Thousands?! Clearly you dont know the price of gold leaf.

[CheckClosetForDucks]

@Mahaney82 On the Colbert report he had ice cream covered with editable gold and it cost $1000. They only make like a few a year. I am sure the cost to make it doesn't even come close to that, however they add the cost to make more money. Mainly rich people eat it.

[Mahaney82]

@CheckClosetForDucks Its a gimmick. There's a place in NY that does that. It has gold leaf and is served with a gold spoon and a bunch of dumb shit. You yourself could buy gold leaf right now and slap it on a kit-kat and be fucking happy. Don't fall for gimmicks, noob.

[CheckClosetForDucks]

@Mahaney82 Where did you get the idea that I even wanted that shit? I just said that there was editable gold. I dont care to waist my money on editable gold. Anyone who pays $1000 for something like that make me think that the 9/11 attacks were justified, just for a second though.

[Mahaney82]

@CheckClosetForDucks You. Are. Absolutely. Fucking retarded. Go kill yourself as quickly as you can. Please for the love of god, do the world a favor.

[CheckClosetForDucks]

@Mahaney82

I don't think you should be Gage's godfather

[RandomGuy1994]

@CheckClosetForDucks

Hey, both of ya...

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

*mexican music*

[boxpilot]

@CheckClosetForDucks This post confused the hell out of me until I realized you meant 'edible'.

[cheesycoke]

@CheckClosetForDucks *reads your name*

OH! Thanks for reminding me!

[CheckClosetForDucks]

@cheesycoke *reads your name*

hmmm....cheesy coke soda or coke cocain? either way, if it has cheese I am in!

[cheesycoke]

@CheckClosetForDucks It's just soda with chucks of cheese in it.

[CheckClosetForDucks]

@cheesycoke even better! a drink and a snack. 

[Cokecakepopcorn]

@CheckClosetForDucks My name is better:O

[CheckClosetForDucks]

@Cokecakepopcorn but has no cheese.

[Cokecakepopcorn]

@CheckClosetForDucks FUCK YOU MAN FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHEESE!

 XD

[CheckClosetForDucks]

@Cokecakepopcorn lulz. merry cheesemas. :D

[MrFranchiko]

Why is there no 7th second?

[SNAJmaster]

@MrFranchiko I think there is some sort of paradox involved.

[shmealistry]

...she hott

[dragonkid521]

i wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of king midas' silver.

[brenchtoast44]

Im a little stupid what did he spray on the pizza? Gold spraypaint?

[dogmaster044]

@brenchtoast44 it's a Greek myth or legend,king midas was 'cursed' so everything he touched turned to gold.

[brenchtoast44]

@dogmaster044 Oh shit thanks now I remember...lol that makes sense

[TubularBroccoli]

What happened when Midas needed to piss?

[Armistice023]

Hellooooo, NURSE!

[AndrewM92]

haha, that joke is just golden

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

lol its hilarious it is so retarded!

[QWERTYCommander]

How did Midas wipe after taking a shit? He can't even use his hand for that!

[kupo871]

Looks like this guy's *puts sunglasses on* life was GOLDEN

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHH

[Dragoru]

If you don't get the joke, google 'King Midas'.

[mchitti]

@Dragoru You don't actually have to know about midas to get the joke....

[rahimbaines]

this is my fav channel

[tac0pwnage]

what if midas tried jerkin it? solid gold c**k?

[6spongey98]

lmfao

[Blackened1993]

lmfao

[loriparker666]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[jouvamoufette]

Not bad! But not I was expecting something way more epic with a title like this.

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

HELOOOOO NURSE!!!

[Bulzeeb15]

Took me awhile, but I finally remembered where that was from.

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

Lol nostalgia

[TheMarvelousHat]

What if Midas had scratched his balls?

[ToServeArmadillo]

Or jerked off?

[TheYeIIowDucK]

@TheMarvelousHat one of the greatest comments ever

[thatcrazynerd]

@TheMarvelousHat you sir,have won the internets

[DillTurnips]

then he would have the heaviest balls in the world

[ProudafinoeL]

@TheMarvelousHat

Goldenballs, I found their weakness

Goldenballs, they'll do what I please

Goldenballs, no time for sweetness

But a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees

[Krakatoa5249]

@TheMarvelousHat What if he had had to pee?

[SylarTheGreat]

@TheMarvelousHat what if he touched his piss? then it'd be a golden shower

[InflatableSpy]

@TheMarvelousHat

...Balls Of Steel...

[SecksIsLove]

@InflatableSpy Gold*

[ReapersInsanity]

@TheMarvelousHat goldmember?

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@TheMarvelousHat

Or masturbated.....

[stiven23]

@TheMarvelousHat then he will bring a whole new meaning to "golden shower"

[TheOverlordPlayer]

@TheMarvelousHat samething when he faps, facepalms (which he did), applauds, butt pokes himself or picks his nose

[hungarianhangover]

@MexicanAxeMurderer No.

[nickwkcin]

@MexicanAxeMurderer Just...no

[PRETTYLIGHTS56]

@MexicanAxeMurderer you ruined the joke - . -

[inyourfacemedia]

@MexicanAxeMurderer ehhhhh..... shutup

[MrFunkYourFace]

@MexicanAxeMurderer that comment was stupid :(

[CandyGraham729]

@MexicanAxeMurderer That made me brain very sad. :(

[megaexplosions]

@MexicanAxeMurderer to find his comment, go into the "see all comment" section, press ctrl-f, and type his name into the search engine near the bottom.

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

@MexicanAxeMurderer dafuq

[ashurathesadxhacker]

@TheMarvelousHat i got balls of gold

[Crazy56U]

@TheMarvelousHat He'd be the next Goldmember.

[UPKODINS]

@TheMarvelousHat goldmember :D

[LaughJoeyLaugh]

haha

[ZachAwesome35]

LOLTIPMPAGETDAGOARWWPNHUFSRIDA­BSPWH*tab*

(laugh out loud till i pee my pants and get embarrassed to death and go on a

rampage which will probably never happen unless for some reason I do anyways

but still probably won't happen *takes a breath* )

[ThePidgeottosNest]

my life is average

[DrCowboyFace]

no words. EXCEPT.

Win.

[zjjelen]

hahaha nice

[chisp1210]

roflll

[Blackened1993]

lmfao

[SWGmovies]

i cant stop watching this its so funny lol

[SWGmovies]

OMg thats just so funny lol

[sentient02970]

yeah, King DEAD

[Ballol]

I love the guy's way of talking.

[Chekkogrnteam]

@Ballol he was acting

[Ballol]

@Chekkogrnteam, don't you usually TALK when you act?

God I hate the pettifoggers.

[vatltatl]

hello hello... nurse ;)

[GAoctavio]

LOLOLOL

[wowsuperaddicted]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DrHarryDickman]

After seeing the nurse, it's clear to me that this bit was taken out of a twisted porn script.

[NIKSEEN]

@DrHarryDickman i love how you got 69 thumbs up for that comment

[pozeraczkalu]

Nurse was the point of the video

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

HELLOOOOOO NURSE!

[DukeOnkled]

Please let me change back to the old format, youtube. PLEASE.

Also, trust the Midas touch!

[tinymouse2]

What's wrong with the format? like exactly what's bothering you?

[SnoocheeBoochees]

@DukeOnkled i see no difference. been this way for about a month now and ive gotten used to the buttons being moved

[Achw3l]

@DukeOnkled Try "old youtube" in the upper right corner of your screen :)

[ecxlex]

does he become diisabled for life :(

[iFreezer]

Yummay!

[LaughingLeaf]

lol!!

[Miismu]

was the nurse the point of this video? because i feel like it was.

[misstaramcmahon]

that aint good.

[Kassieiscake]

xD That's awesome.

[Xcelerator1337]

lol o shit xD

[Zeafoor]

lol

[Ido013]

Rather a meal fit for me! I'll get a can of Midas' touch too! XD

[slownsilent]

lol

[MrGenelis01]

mot first...

[Adu767]

Eating gold paint...i should try that

[mitzfah13]

hellloooo nurse.

[TheYeIIowDucK]

did he died?

[jontecool92]

shut up.

[mikeJRthe2nd]

He might not have gotten his king food, but he sure is hell found a sexy queen.

[kidcudifan1996]

lol

[snelpiller]

Oh Lawl!

[OuterSpaceRave]

haha great :D

[ComicalFerret]

I want golden pizza...

[ZombieOwen23]

Freakshow, weekly, 5secondfilms ! Love that one !

[JulianCheese]

LOL, another funny video. nice work