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  • Valmont = super saiyan

  • Teach me Jade ^^

  • Rage in the family xD

  • Your better then Jackie your student actually listens to you (hint hint)

  • Jade: uncle, how do you spray for bugs

    Uncle: oh, like this (stomps on henchmans foot)

  • 5:49 uncle can kill you in 1 hit XD

  • So are we going to ignore the fact that Jackie Chan is destroying the US Economy at 7:00?

  • :'[] respect your elders

  • I totally forgot about this show as a kid. In my top 5 cartoons at least

    with spongebob

  • Uncle is a wise old guy and he can really kick butt

  • Uncle always says one more thing he is awsome ya I love this series

  • Uncle kicks butt!!! .. then "Respect your elders" just made me lol

  • @kilox10001 No, it turns people into dragons. =p With a side effect that induces a great deal of anger and fierceness. Now if Valmont's eyes turned green and his hair turned a brighter shade of goldenrod, then yes. XP

  • Uncle.. The Expert Bug Exterminator 

  • I used to think he said something about putting his bile in the refidgerator...

  • 0:18 LOL when he said bao as in bun, it sounded like BOWEL like he put his shit in the fridge! LAWL XD

  • ONE MORE THING~

  • 6:08 are you there? hello? are you still there?

  • So why doesn't shendu just send his shadow ninjas to do the dirty work? They're pretty smart for mooks.

  • If this episode doesn't warrant Jackie/Capt. Black fan fiction I dont know what does.

  • One mire thing this is how I spray for bugs huaaaaah *stomp*

  • One more thing kya! Lol

  • Was that always there

  • @amztvs Idonno

  • GO UNCLE!

  • never mess with little girls or this will happen to you 4:34

  • When uncle said Jackie's anger clouds his judgement was that refering to Jackie as perhaps Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars?

  • 5:42 beware falling mountain sized human.

  • "AI YA! I put the Bao in the refrigerator and somebody aaaattteee it!"

  • why is the black guys nose so exaggerated? -_-

  • man it was cool battle jade will have to get used being call a shrimp like marty from back to the future got used being called chicken and uncle was right about not fighting.

  • OMCHEESE! JADE!! O.o

  • One more thing 'nocks guy out' Respect your elders!" great

  • any dragon ball z connections ?

  • One more thing... 

  • thumbs up if u thought in 8:00 that captain black is dead

  • Uncle was so cool

  • Haha Dont mess with uncle!!! xD

  • The grass is always greener on the sunny side of the gofer hole

  • how to do you knock someone out with pressing on their shoulder?

  • @chrisstevensjunior its pressing on somewhere that makes you faint when you press it

  • @dogsrule9908 that will be tricky to learn lol

  • @chrisstevensjunior LOL yeah

  • @dogsrule9908 is there a video i can go to?

  • @chrisstevensjunior not really

  • @dogsrule9908 what about the martial arts teacher that knocked out out with ur mind

  • @chrisstevensjunior oh i dunno

  • @dogsrule9908 oh lol let's both look around

  • @dogsrule9908 go now.. martial arts death touch

  • WHOA apparently the dragon also has the rooster effect and gives Valmont the ability to fly

  • @oniXlyl rooster is actually levitation i believe lol

  • @chrisstevensjunior :P i know. I was just sayin that because when Valmont breaks through the ground at 1:35 he is, somehow, levitating

  • I make such a good Jackie.. :)

  • 4:32 - She's definitely Jackie's niece.

  • 30 seconds in, Jackie should just slap uncle across the face and tell him to shut up

  • 3:53 now that is ninja uncle

  • Uncle is soooo gangster XD

  • Uncle kicks ass!

  • one more thing!

  • I have a physics question: how can Jackie throw gold bars around like aluminium when each one is around 50 lbs?

  • @zetawatch WELL LOGICALLY it maybe is not 50 lbs maybe hollow or it can be as you said painted aluminium

  • i want to see more of uncle's ancient art of but whoop! :D

  • Maybe Uncle should be the star of the show!

  • 6:46 = tea bag

  • Super Saiyan Valmont!!!!

  • 4:50 - 5:12 Uncle rules !!! LOLOLOLOL :P

  • epic epic epic epic epic

    jacj=kie : jizz in my pants

    llooooooll XD

  • 'respect your elders'  :D

  • LOL pause at 4:13 epic faces

  • "Respect your Elders"

  • Aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaa!!!­!

  • uncle rocks

  • What Episode does Toru team up with Jackie Chan?

  • i love how valmont is one of those bosses who is not only smart but can defend himself

  • 5:49 NINJA UNCLE

  • *Scarecrow with Jade sneaks past Dark Hand guys* Red jacket henchman: "Huh?" *Uncle jumps out and faints him* *Jackie does confused expression*

  • "Don't you know the greatest victory is the battle not fought?"

    "I'm such a good Jackie"

    cute :D

  • Jackie the "m" word XD

  • So the US gold reserves of Fort Knoxx are now at the bottom of the ocean?

  • Wow at 1:56 could they have made that poor mans nose any bigger?

  • love how uncle defeats the villans

  • 4:51, That is why you DON'T MESS With Unlce

  • LIKAAA CHOWWWW MEEEEEIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN NNNNNOOOOOOODDDDDDLEEEE UP DE ASS!

  • UNCLE ROCKSSS

  • respect your elders

    i can not stop laughing

  • where is part 3?

  • I hate it too when I put my bao in the fridge and someone eats it.

  • Cartoons Neva Change Clothes.. LOL 

  • @punisher2910 Nah, they just wash them between episodes.

  • @ThoriaBladecadas Yeh Wid A Drawn Up Washin Machine.

  • @punisher2910 It's VERY efficient, even if you watch the next episode 5 seconds later, they're all clean.

  • 6:07 maybe you hurt his feelings LOL

  • I live in Indiana! Jackie! Please come to my house!!!!!

  • Y those soldiers' faces so square lol....love this show!

  • That has to be the Ohio River, there is no ocean near kentucky

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  • go uncle

  • The dragon talisman SHOULD give it possessor the incredible power and ability to create, control, and manipulate fire, flame, and heat as they are a dragon's most important an immensely strong and powerful ability, and is one of many capabilities dragons possess.

  • @Scoutpower1 The animals don't seem to have anything to do with the powers. What do pigs have to do with heat vision, or rats with bringing things to life?

  • I put my bao in the refrigerator and somebody aaate it!

  • 0:28 best part! lol

  • Why can't the Black Hand go after the talismans that Jackie is not looking for? After all the dragon statue thing knows where the other talismans are.

  • LOL uncle!!!!!!!

  • lol uncle!!!!!!!

  • hey you respect your elders

    one more thing

    (chest thrust) WHAAAAAAAH!

  • One more thing... ~hits whoever's reading this~ Gotchya!

  • it is awesome when Uncle hits Jackie

  • I can relate to this episode i have trouble with getting worked up to easaly to.

  • wha how did jackie do that 2:30

  • i can't stop watching all that gold getting wasted into the ocean and never found again TT^TT

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  • @jruzumaki01

    That's not an ocean, its just a river. And all the gold WAS found, see 8:09.

  • No words can describe the genius that is Uncle. Oh yes one more thing UNCLE RULES!!!!

  • 4:52 made me laugh so much ahaha, uncle FTW!

  • i put mai bao in the refrigerator and someone ATE it

  • respect your elders

    uncle how do u spray for bugs

    like this (stamps on the foot of the guy in steal toe caps)

  • and somebody aaaaaaaaaaate it!

    Uncle for president!

  • go uncle!

  • uncle ftw

  • LOL at Jade's anger kick to guy in the face! = 4:31

  • Uncle is awesome. Seriously, beating someone by just holding his fist out for them to run into is badass.

  • is it me or does the dragon talezmine make valmont a ssj

  • In the beginning, did Uncle say "Bowl, or Bowel"?

  • @krystalak666 I think he said "bao", it's like a Chinese steamed bun and it usually has a type of filling like meat, cheese or vegatables (I've tried them before, VERY tasty ^_^) If I were Uncle, I'd be upset if someone ate my bao too. . .>_<

  • @CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN Thank you for the clarification.

    

  • @krystalak666

    He said "Bao" which translates to bun ^^

  • @kuribanditx i swear he said bowel... :P eeww

  • TWO MORE THINGS

  • Uncle is the best of all characters!!!

  • l\"a big rig was just blown to bits by a well dressed Gentlemen"

  • one more thing lol

  • jackie says he needs some air.. so he walks all the way to ANOTHER building to get it? weird...

  • @Prowlheart they were training in a room inside Section 13... he just went out the room but stayed underground

  • Ahaa Uncle is AWESOME.

    Jackie Chan is BEAST.

    And Jade is adorable.

    :DD

  • There's so many triple close-ups!

    "I make such a good Jackie!"

  • Shendu has the right number of talismans (2).

  • bet edward cullen cant sparkle AND shoot fire like Valmont!

  • i love uncle, he just sooooo funny =)

  • @spartanzowns One more thing, where is my tea?!

  • He has a doctors appointment

    Stupidest joke ever, but I couldn't stop laughing at it...

  • i just have to point out that the military and police would be all over valmonts ass and secondly the gold is kept in a vault not a warehouse. also im not sure but i think that gold was moved to a different location

  • 8:00

    i thought captain black was dead LoL

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  • i love uncle's "one more thing!!"

  • 5:48 - 5:51

    THAT was funny

  • why "Shrimp"? Does Jade have issues with shrimp?

    Well, at least it wasn't a racial slur.

  • i don't think ANYone likes being called weak

  • Shrimp is refering to her height, saying she is tiny. Obviously she has an issue with her height being made fun of.

  • top 2 characters

    Uncle

    Jade

  • for me it goes

    jackie

    uncle

  • dun dun DUN! Jakie: "raaaaaaghhh!"

  • lol, Uncle is hilarious.

  • Uncle!!! LOL

  • lololol uncle 5:11

    hahahahahaha

  • 0:25 I never saw Jackie get mad except in this episode!!! He fights really good when he's mad.

  • Well, he punched a railing and got captured. . .

  • Uncle is frickin HILARIOUS.

    0:06-0:16

  • yeah!!! go uncle lol!!!! XD

  • 5:10 LOL gotta love Uncle XD

  • one more thing (hits him in the chest with his palm) lol

  • jackie is so mad about captain black because he likes him!!!!!

  • Uncle Rules!

  • @rexflexology iknow what u mean hehehe he's fighting style is aawsome

  • Uncle is skilled in the fighting of standing.

  • haha uncle=yoda

    "his anger clouds his judgement"

  • I love Uncle.

    ONE MORE THING!

  • @HoushiChan1121 i love that, too!!! "ONE MORE THING!!!" it's hilarious!!!

  • Go uncle!

  • Valmont is super saiyan

  • Blast!

    "Blast!" is right. Valmont now knows that his temper is foiling his plans.