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  • What is this freedom of which you speak?

  • i totally agree with cenk

    we dont even know how to act with each other anymore

    im so sick of sitting in an ackwardly silent class rooms and then when i say something everyone looks like why are u talking?

  • "You're way too passionate bout that story."

    No you aren't, Cenk. You're right, man--we're starting to treat kids like they are made of glass, and every dan thing is a fedral issue--sometimes literally.

  • use to have at least 3 good fights a week in school. lol small school too only about 450 kids in all of the high school

  • I got punched in the gut in middle school, but the guy didn't mean to really hurt me, so when the Principal asked me about it, I said he should leave the kid alone. As far as I know, my advice was followed. Thank goodness my school had administrators with brains.

  • guys have been sack tapping each other since the beginning of time, cavemen they did it, homo erectus did it, now homo Sapiens are keeping on the traditions.

  • This is literally like something out of the George Orwell book 1984.

  • Im happy im not deaf because the caption FUCKIN SUCKS!

  • Do you know how hard that dude had to get hit in the nut. Not to mention my school has a no hug rule and I live in Canada you don't get detention or kicked out but they do get big shit

  • Same thing here in missouri

  • wtf is up with the captions?

  • My Massachusetts school bans all physical contact.If you high five your friends you get three detentions.

  • O.M.G. I saw first graders hugging once. Are they going to jail for their sin?

    These people are ridonculous. Yes, ridonculous. It's a word in my book!

  • Just graduated from this crappy school. I can't tell you how happy I am to be leaving that place.

  • Here's the extent of how retarded zero tolerance policies are: I got suspended when a kid threatened to kick my ass. The kid got suspended to, but there was no reason for me to get suspended. That's like throwing someone in jail for getting robbed.

  • fuck school 

  • my school we cant hug and high fiving was once banned

  • Lol, they had to have hit him pretty fucking hard in the balls, I know a kid who got lifted off the ground with a giant plunger two guys put underneath his legs and lifted him off the ground and he was okay after around 10 minutes

  • I dont agree with the no physical contact policy. The "Sack-Tap" as it has been affectionately called, is a fact of high school and especially middle school. However, the hugging issue is not an absurd response. At my school PDA is not allowed and as it is a learning environment that is how it should be. I also think you said it a little misleadingly saying if you give someone a high five you would get expelled. I would expect that was more in reference to the first issue.

  • WAT

    My school has a zero-tolerance policy on almost everything, even contact. They enforce it, but do any of us care? Nope, everyone still hugs and stuff.

    So this is just silly.

  • 3:22 was epic.. sounded like an Indian retard :D

  • I say to the people at the school and community that support the idea thinking things are too violent...

    Next time you're out look around at all the people that survived theie "medieval" childhoods and ask yourself: are things really all that bad?

  • At least us guys wont get hit in the groin anymore. *Patriotic Music...*

  • stupid laws, fights happen everyday in school wtf. sometimes i feel like they have nothing to do except making stupid laws

  • my middle school used to have this rule...did anyone follow it? no

  • damn! kid gets kicked in the balls and goes to the hospital. holy damn! that must be some powerful punch! the school bans contact... i got a fractured skull after a fight with a ''ill'' student and had to go to emergency room in a hospital and the school DIDNT GIVE ONE SHIT! ONE SHIT! damn it! FUCK! wish i was at this school...

  • my school will not allow us to hug each other...and no one got hit in the groin my princabel sucks

  • i got expelled from school for just smelling like weed, i didn't have anything on me, and i was NOT high. i just smelled like weed because i smoke every now and then and my shirt just so happened to smell like it a little. FUCKING ASSHOLE SCHOOLS lol

  • @CluckinChickenGames actually... that is reasonable. Expulsion, maybe not... but suspension is fine.

  • What town was this in?

  • Old people dont lie when they say things where betther back in the days.

    Now parrents are so over protective same goes for schools, ohh dear god billy u have to go to the toilet? here let me wipe for you, mom im 18, billy there could be rattlesnakes in the toilet mommys just here to protect you.

    The above beeing an example of how extreme its gona be if we give it another 10-20 years, people are gettn dumber and dumber cause parents doo the kids homeworks excusing with, its too hard for them.

  • Lol you guys are the best you should do a video on my middle school banned i love boobie bracelets even tho they are to raise money for breast cancer.

  • I live in Connecticut...

    What's going to happen "I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH HUGS AND HIGH-FIVES" seriously, it's a kid thing, you know what I mean? It's not hurting our education...

  • i would go into the school with a "free hugs" t-shirt and set up a kissing booth. fight the man.

  • So does this mean that kids can text because it takes physical contact to take away the cell phones?

  • If I were one of the students, I would go around hugging EVERYONE just to prove a point.

  • "Guess what?" "what?" "I was very bad at school today." "what did u do it couldn't be that bad?" "I high fived my friend." "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!" *sounds alarms* *police sirens heard in backround*

  • @chipmunkspy5 You just swore there. I'm pretty sure that's breaking a rule! :p

  • @MaulqasmPK oops :P

  • They are teaching the children to obey draconian rules so they can create a totalitarian society.

  • My school had this, but it was never enforced.

  • Wow some of you peoples schools sound sooo harsh. I go to public school and it's so chill. There even a hallway where music is always playing and you can dance.

  • i hate our american school system its fundamentaly flawed there is no room for error. If you say a"bad word" you dont get a warning you get a detention, if you mention drugs you aresuspended if you miss a 3 point assignment and then later ace a test;your 3 point asignmentlowers your gradew 60% but the test which is more points only raises your grade by like15% or some bullshit.i hate my schools principles they choose favoriteswho are assholes and dont give ashit about us under dogs

  • HUGS NOT DRUGS!! *Hugs* EXPULSION!!!!*teacher puffs* Want some?

  • i can already see it!!! two kids bump into each other and the teacher would be like "NO PHYSICAL CONTACT!!!! EVER!!!!" rofl.

  • Banning of physical contact is fucked up BUT I've been sent to the hospital for the same shit as this kid (I guess?) and I was in there for 2 weeks and had surgery on my dick and wore a cathetar which are the WORST things on the planet, for the whole two weeks because I couldn't piss. Although in elementry school we never really had big balls to hurt so kicking eachother in the balls was kinda a joke.

  • So I guess kids can text because it requires physical contact for the teacher to take it away.

  • nostalgia is awesome

  • LOL I'd just block doorways into classrooms and say "sorry, CAN'T TOUCH DIS."

  • VOTE THIS UP IF U KICKED SOMEONE IN THE GROIN OR BEEN KICKED IN THE GROING OR VICE VERSA

  • I got in the groin in damn near every kick-ball or dodge ball game we had in ELEMENTARY school.

  • I would have gotten kicked out on day 1. I am very physical and always have been.

  • my sister's public middle school banned neon colors because they were "too distracting"

  • @bluesquirellbaby Hahahah...jackasses.

  • Another distraction to take out minds off the fact that our schools are fucked.

  • does anyone else notice that the girl doesnt seem to like the man that much lol

  • BUT... Like we listen to the rules xD

  • there was a fight well mosh in the school cafetirea i took out 3 people and a big guy hit me with a tree but dont worry i have my 3 court deversions still

  • No high-fives!!! What is this social heresy?!!!

  • I'd like to know how big those hallways are. My school in both junior high and high school was so crowded that you could feel the person behind you ramming their books into your back and your arms were jammed into the person in front of you. You couldn't walk through the hallways without getting rammed into another person. It was kind of gross to be honest. A lot of accidental butt touching.

  • @Aurra994 "Accidental", huh?

  • @iClassiqaL Yes, accidental. I don't even know how many times I stood up from getting books at the bottom of my locker and got my shoulder caught on someone's butt cheek on the way back up. That's just one way it can happen. It doesn't always involve hands and curious teens.

  • i live in CT and yeah middle school is like that :/ we get detention for hugs, HUGS

  • My middle school was like that. People got expelled for a quick hug or a friendly push.

  • @TheRickiMay I live in Las Vegas.

  • I once got hit in the grown with a baseball... painful stuff

  • Uh huh. "We went swimming and we CONTACTED ONE ANOTHER" Was this guy raped cus where the hell did that part come from? Lulz

  • well getting kicked at tha balls is not a good felling :/ espically when u piss of ur gf becuz some dumass had to be a smartass and spread out lies saying that your cheating and ur gf. then tha kick in tha ballz comes in=[

  • I'd have sex in the school hallway; with anna.

  • @mit871chell lol. Once i skipped recess in middle school to have a blow job behind the stage. They caught us and I was suspended for skipping recess lmao

  • NUT CHECK

    *starts crying*

    LOLOLOLOL You're going to the hospital.

    No touching anymore!

  • Me and my friends always HIGH 5'd so if this happened in our school we would sprint at full speed in the hallways and high five all over the place just to tell the people FUCK YOU!

  • i rather get expelled i need a vacation one of these days home schooling school some teacher some rincibels are fucked

  • @gameexpert4543 Princibels, Buddy the last thing you need to do is get expelled. Maybe a new school is in order, But it sounds like leaving them in general is the worst thing you could do.

  • the princibel is soo stupid

  • this is one of the reasions im homeschooled -.- the system now day's is fucked up

  • haha this happened to my middle school in CT

  • If that happened at my school I'd get up in someone's face and be like "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"

  • Fuck authority.

  • in our school everybody moches in the halls ( there just isnt evough space because our school has grown from like 500 to 1000 people )

  • They did this in my school after my principal saw this. It was hell.

  • It's all to train people into acepting nazi rule.

  • they did this at my elementary school some years back

  • i would fuckin say fuck you to the fuckin nazis in the fuckin school

  • my brother has counted up and he says he his been kicked in the nuts about 50 times.

  • zero tollerance policy for zero tollerance policies 

  • High-fives are evil. Jesus hates High-fives. I don't do hugs, either. I do the Christian side hug. Jesus hates hugs. Jesus hates handshakes, too. Also, fags. And boobs. And werewolves. Okay, werewolves are kinda cool, but still.

  • if you dont get touched (positively e.g hug) atliest 5 times a day you go depressed

    i hear it somewhere i dnt know if its true

  • @thegreenwindninja tis true.

  • In my 8th grade english class today, a kid accidently got elbowed in the balls, but shit like that happens on a almost everyday basics

  • NO FOOTBALL damn i would be angry as hell

  • Lol 4:30 is sooo funny. 

  • "I can't beleve she was that mean"

    " (crying) i know i can't beleve she said that"

    "do you need a hug?"

    "ur a good friend"

    (gives a 5sec hug)

    expelled!

  • "My boyfriend broke up with me.."

    "It's okay, it's okay, need a hug."

    expelled

  • Im in middle school and 1 kid gets knocked on his ass like everyday. Its not a big deal.

  • till its your kid

  • ya.. no physicl contact.. who cares.... ya hug... fight who cares.. tongues... whatever... yah.. we had freedom.. wetouched one another.. we stoned evil witches who didn't wanna tongue us.... we need a contract to stone now.. how sad..

    Just stone that bitch.. Are a turk or what.. u know u need to stone that bitch.. u know how fun it is.. stone her.. stone her.. stone her...

  • lol anal society

  • I am startin to hate this world we need to go back to the 1990's/1980's anyone else agree?

  • @dillzer12 *hug* i do. wanna help make a time machine?

  • @ThePsychoticScyth396 lol YES!!!! :D

  • @dillzer12 hell yes the 90s

  • @dillzer12 we need to go back about 100 years and make sure things like the fed never happen and then once we make it back to 2010 we won't be saying wow we really have fucked up this world havent we?

  • @dillzer12

    I say we go back to the days of -1280's, awesome times... :)

  • @dillzer12 not for us ex-commies

  • @dillzer12 lol, goodluck with that

  • @dillzer12 Hell ya!

  • sorry about that rant ,its funny i was makeingout with my friend in the prop room in drama class today lol

  • I CANT STAND ALL THESE NEW RULES,NO PHYICAL CONTACT!OMGTHIS IS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM,KIDS NEVER GET HIRT AND THEY NEVER LEARN AND PEOPLE HAVE TO SAFEGRAUD EVERYTHING,KIDS NEVER LEARN THAT THE WORLD CAN HURT,KIDS GET SUSPENDED FOR EVERYTHING,KIDS IN MY SCHOOL CAN GET EXPELLED FOR POSTING A VIDEO OF A FIGHT OR EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT

  • @yfset8 *hug* i like you!

  • What if you turn a corner in the halls and bum into someone? Are you gonna be expelled for something you had no idea was coming? What if you then tried to help the person up?

  • Kids deserve to be touched! *By other kids <.<*

  • @rangergxi nice save.

  • I cant even hug My GF or kiss HER FUCK U IM DOING IT ANY WAY :D

  • I remember getting hit in the groin in primary school by a girl. I think it was 92'

  • Is anyone tempted to find this school, and just go around the building poking people?

  • @UnderlordZ OH yeah! Let's do it!

  • wait no high five where is that?

  • lol i always hug girls and if someone said im not allowed to hug girls i would kick them in the nuts!!! lol jk

  • wtf?!? no high fives, fist pumps?!? In my school they call hugs "public affection" which is pretty stupid too :/

  • U know the saying fuck the police well fuck the schools

  • geez.... i hug my best friend hugely just as a hello! lol

  • lol well in my school we can't play fight...

  • what middle school i live in connecticut

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  • I live in Connecticut bitch so do u have something to say

  • What can you expect? It's Connecticut!

  • I would go to the principal and be like high five.

  • What about Christian Side Hugs?

  • does it count if you wear gloves?

  • dude Cenk spot on that's how my parents are they keep me in a bubble and shut me in the house with no contact with friends whatsoever.

  • WTF!!why do people insist on raisin kids as pussys?so he got hit in the nuts?who cares?hes not complainin!we need to toughen our kids up.remember how much of a bad ass kid you were in the 90's?but now'adays parents are raisin there kids as softies!"Hey Ferdinan when your finished with your gluten free soy milk grab your leash so we can go for a walk to break in our new crocs!"WTF!!i dont even wanna call children kids anymore because they dont protray the essense of real kids.

  • you know what happened in my middle school, we took this kid put him in a shopping cart, ran him down the hill, he hit a patch of mud flew into a fece head first, the cart laded on him, the teachers didnt do a damn thing. a rock the size of my head hit this kid in a later incident in the stomach, no one gave a shit, we got in more trouble for covering a plastic dinosaur with pebbles.

  • boom

    oww my head

  • It's so stupid how physical contact has zero tolerance, but if someone gets bullied, schools don't do shit

  • @TheLunachick I know people that have almost killed themselves over that shit, It's rediculous.

  • school over discipline thing but dont over push education....odd they treat us like we are thugs and evil when they put us in a prison setting and won't teach us

  • Okay... I was hit in the groin numerous times in middle school. I also hit numerous people in the groin, in middle school. lol, and I turned out fine.  (My groin is O.K too.) lol. :D

  • physical contacts between genders has been existing forever, but if it is no physical contact between guys then it becomes nonsense :/

  • @Blindmanstaring xD u will give him a high five

  • At least there won't be horny boys and girls sucking each others' faces off in the halls. I used to have issues moving in the halls of my high school weaving between macking couples...

  • I got my dick sucked for the first time when I was 11 in grade 6 and I fucked my fist girlfriend in grade 8 when I was 13, and I wasn't the only one either. The people making these rules are stuck up 60 year old dried old hags that kept their virginity until 25yr's old.

    Then again.. god have mercy on the kids soul to ever take my daughters virginity, she will stay a virgin as long as I can make her. When my son looses his though I will give him a high five.

  • sonner or later someones gonna shit there pants and there gonna make a no shitting policy

  • they tried a policy like this when i was in like 8th grade it lasted for like a day b/c of course when you tell middle school kids not to do something they do the opposite 

  • If I went there, and heard about this policy, I'd walk down the halls, hugging, high-fiving, and fist-bumping everyone I saw. These people who made the law are DAMN lucky they aren't up in my high-school. We'd have a goddamn riot, man.

  • @ZchibizroxZ YESSSSSS THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ;)

  • @ZchibizroxZ I would get the whole school expelled with my secret handshake and the school would shut down lol

  • @ZchibizroxZ i agree 115% man, all my friends and i would do it, insanely stupid.

  • Holy crap. I've seen a girl get stabbed with a steak knife and another get her head smashed on a piano, and I could hug and high five as many mother fuckers as I wanted.

  • When we kids we use to play king of the hill and throw each other off giant hills kids got hurt all the time and all we did was shake it off and get back to playing even while we were bleeding today's kids are too soft!

  • Even Catholic schools have shit like that alot.

  • Parents are too over protective these days. When I was in middle school guys and girls got hit in the groin every day. And there were fights all the time too. Nobody died, we're alright.

  • i hate these stupid people, they always make it look like its gonna be interesting then u see their stupid faces come up and they dont even know what they're talking about. I wish i had MY OWN news room in my basement. should rename this to " Young Tards"

  • @hellatight222 , and why is what they're saying stupid? They talked about what they said they were going to talk about. A stupid school rule.

  • It's like this in Canada

  • I go to this school. The principle was talking about it the other day - yes, it's been a year and she's still talking about it - and she said that the media made it look bad. She said she never banned high fives or hand shakes or hugs, when all of the teachers say "Don't do that, the principle said not to" whenever we DID high five each other..... oh god I want to graduate from this school already...

  • indipendent thought alarm

  • So what happens when people bump into each other in the hall?

  • Thought there was only one country that could make up stuff like this, North Korea.

    Is it even legal to ban to physical contact?

    I somehow doubt that this is in line with the declarations of human rights that even schools in Connecticut should follow. Or maybe children doesnt count as real humans and therefore their individual freedom can be taken away from them?

    Does the word freedom mean anything to anyone?

  • @ruzirekta It's actually the technical law of civil assault. You can sue if somebody bumps into you on the street. But most judges would hold you in contempt of court for wasting court's time. Unless there's damage, there's no need for the rule because there's no monetary recovery. But the key with all law is the reasonability test, and this definitely fails!

  • This happened at my school. We're in Ontario, Canada.

  • @TheOmega11 me too, for my public school only; high school nobody gave two shats

  • i got beers inside my school and got really drunk

  • same thing happened at my school...we do it anyway

  • 3:19 : Not Groin pads, there 'cups'.

  • LMFAO!

  • ...WOW....some schools.....

  • Our school did a similar thing, except for a different reason. It was like, "Omg! you gave them a high-five! Detention!" but almost all the kids ignored it. You still can't walk down the 8th grade hall and not see people hugging. Me, I constantly play-fight with my friend at lunch, and once a teacher thought we were serious. Really! Kids need to have fun! Give it up, schools, and face the fact: You can't stop it!

  • lmao,

    that was probably my middleschool-__-

  • rule making fail.

  • in my school theres no hugging so one day i got everyone in a big group hug in front of the office

  • When will lonely angry teachers leave the kids alone. You've had your chance for romance haha.

  • A little girl was talking to a guy in a car and walk away. The school and parents sent pappers to the whole nighbor hood that a pedo was walking around. The guy was telling the girl she droped her scarfe.

  • I went to this school, Im in high school now. the kicking of Tyler's groin was not accidental. he is a whiny kid and hes annoying as hell and he tried to act all cool and hit some kid then he just...

    ya. I really hate that school.

  • Prove it.

  • Guess what i would do? Hug someone =]

    Bring up a strike, that would be EASY

  • No hugging? No high fives? What are we suppose to do! If I hug my best friend I get detention?!? I wish I had the freedom My parents and grandparents had when they were younge.