TRAILOR PARK BADASS NINJA

[1mrslapzilla]

YOUR GAY!!!! LOL!!!!!!

[Momonkey54]

This guys freakin' hilarious. All you fuckers out there who idolize the real Diemon Dave or whatever the hell, you can go fuck yourself! I watched the video, and I am now a Ninja after 30 days :)

[Child303]

PS the only time your girl screams your name is when I do it wrong!

[Child303]

Maybe if you complete a few more years of school you'll have a better retort. Retarded redneck

[carnut476]

I sending your little sister over there to kick your ass .

[carnut476]

Boy go back up north ?

[dman21977]

You all make me wanna puke.

[carnut476]

@dman21977 Do the world a favor -- puke yourself to death. . .

[Child3o3]

Inbreeding

[carnut476]

@Child3o3 Runs in your Yankee family -- i suppose ?

[christiangilby]

"We did what you do in the hotel". What? You did a lot of cocaine and masturbated with hotel shampoo? Nice!

[ronhuppert]

Alabama SUCKS

[carnut476]

@ronhuppert Sweet home Alabama -- You're PATHETIC !!!

[TheJOEYk58]

he isn't Diemon Dave ill tell him to his face he isn't real

[rlinfinity]

Is that your real accent?

[chica49010]

Get a life .. you wouldnt know a real Ninja if he or she hit you in the face LMAO !!!!

[jehovahuponyou]

I TRIED TO TELL Y'ALL BUCE LEE WEREN'T DEAD - HERE IS PROOF - GET BRUCE, I MEAN TNT (TRAILER NIGGER TRASH) - OH YEAH!

[SuperDemo77]

i would love to tell him he isnt real i would love to jack him up

[BMXchic36]

Roll Tide! Lmao

[ms29amanda]

I think Ninja Dave is SUPER HOT!!! and that's my WORD!!!

[tybrady64]

You better watch your back. Diemon Dave is the Real ninja.

[willgaege]

alabama sucks & u aint funny

[420timetoburn]

You ain't no Diemon Dave!! DD would put a judy chop on your ass so hard...

[BenKozar]

hey dude don't be ninja'n nobody that don't need ninja'n !!!

[hunterleonard]

Step Brothers is on the tv!:D

[BiffaBacon]

Judy chop

[papercutonmybrain]

for a second i thought he was just describing what happens in "gimme three steps"

[SPZ510]

That's funny. Very clever!!!!

[ripped5050]

haha this guy wouldnt know what to do with a piece of ass

[jaredpeel]

those are 1996 jordans he save with all his toothfairy money and bday and christmas money his whole life to buy at the flea market!

[Master1950]

Amazing how many morons there are on YouTube!

[831recklessranger831]

WHY WOULD A HILLBILLY HAVE A PAIR OF JORDANS

[joshsnook92]

i bet the girl u "stoleonly had one tooth dont jizz ur pants

[bmwm3smith]

how original your a moron its not funny the second time

[Luggerful]

But what everyone really wants to know is... what is a fire extinguisher doing there!

[SkeeterValentine0]

Y'all know he was a virgin til he was 27? Now, roll tide

[xMUDD1G3Rx]

wow ur gay u aint a redneck u aint real nigga i will beat ur ass

[dennyb21220]

what a dick

[1sthompson]

I cannot stress how happy it makes me to see the Alabama flag in the back... War Eagle...

[1995Patrol]

you know how i know you are not real. first ninja are warriors of the shadows. you go around telling everyone that you are a ninja.they have real ninjitsu classes for ninjas. second you are to quick to get in someones face or start something. But your vids are funny tho.

[TheRandy911]

@1995Patrol lol.... that guy sucks the West Virginia Ninja from the Jarry show and tell a better story then that come on now.

[thelonesage]

ROLL TIDE!

[cbarsonfire]

Where U steal that fire extingusher boy?

[odmcarp]

chill out there Francis, before someone in that trailer park get their panties in a bunch

[sabrehawk601]

lol... he's out of breath just telling the story...

[ZombieReaper33]

Damn yankee's!

[eppingbackburners]

@ZombieReaper33 ya the red sox rule yankee's suck..

[gfresh172]

what do you want from a bama fan .... nija my ass

[Mrblahblahblah92]

CHUCK NORRIS WILL WIN!

[TheThaiGuy20]

hey man i love all your videos i think its fucking halariousssss

[asanineartist]

this is diamon dave

[MrSpanky75]

what a retard...Dave would kick his lil wanna be redneck but all over the place

[BBradshawProductions]

you are no Diemon Dave

more like a trailer park ass ninja

and by that I mean you're gay

[sabrehawk601]

Listen guys... don't get me wrong... I understand that "trailor" park badass has the undying love and adoration of blue Fugates from far beyond just Kentucky... but, knowing Diamond Dave... what he does NOT have, is origionality, or the ability to complete a thought... but thank you for your poorly planned attempt to enlighten me.

[intervene1284]

ROLL TIDE ninja boy!! Haha!! I am definitely a fan!

[msbrat77leo]

I KNOW SABREHAWK601...I BETCH HE'LL SELL YA SOME OF THAT "METH" THAT'S COOKING UP IN THAT BATHROOM THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.. YOU JACKASS SON OF A BITCH!!!! I LOVE YA , MR. TRAILER PARK BADASS NINJA!! YOU GO BABY

[sabrehawk601]

I get that there are some trailer park trolls that DO find this entertaining between GED study sessions... but while he was filming this "vidja"... who the hell was babysitting the meth lab in the bathroom?

[BOBCARUANA1956]

What humour ?

[PoppieXL]

@BOBCARUANA1956 Just as some people find the people that does all the JackA## shows and movies funny, there are peole that find this funny. Just because its not to your taste or liking doesnt mean that everyone should follow in your views

[BOBCARUANA1956]

@PoppieXL DITTO,

[sabrehawk601]

Although the inbreeding is totally legit, the rest of this ass clowns video is completely over produced... all the way down to the squirrel tail that he glued to his lip... I know he's some sort of bad ass, but I'm gonna go ahead and risk it. Run and tell that home boy.

[manjones100]

this is freakin awsome video i want to shake this guys hand for trying to teach us how to protect ourselves

[kind63026]

this guy is one of dimon daves students look up kung fu hillbilly

[Hot5hots]

I have watched all your clips, I am on day 23, in another week I will be a real ninja, thank you, my ninja brother.

[BOBCARUANA1956]

Within 30 days ? what an ashole, it takes years of hard training and dedication.

[PoppieXL]

@BOBCARUANA1956 You are missing the humor side of all of the video

[39chelle]

hahahahaha....crazy ass........u scared me with that chop..that came out'a no where. i wasn't expecting it..u need to warn ppl b4 u do that,lol

[MrNolesfan09]

Any lady who would go back to any hotel with an idiot like this, has got to be a woman with very low standards. No guy would be afraid of someone like home. What a joke. My woman laughed at him and agrees, what a loser.

[LinkDeadAvitar]

Fake Punk Ass

[stevemcgranahan]

stop by and watch the WORLDS STRONGEST REDNECK channel. please tell all yer friends to drop by and check it out too. I SUB everyone back fast. byyyee!

[ZezimaSr]

Boo

[bayshen07]

you suck you stole that from me

[williamstlj530]

Hilarious!!

[johnnycrash89]

hea ninja shodiegun jutsu from jacob wilcox

[lauragreen27]

sweet camo rag hat

[lukeache]

We did what you do, take girls, I aint gonna go into details or nothing, GENIUS!

[goheels3387]

You Suck...Retire from the camera

[justmariannemarkus]

this is him not ... this guy is hotter

[BrokenTengu99]

0:56 ....  "at the HO-tells..." LMAO !

[rm250fan]

HMM look at those pupils....hes acting weird too....hmmmmmmm,he got a cocaine nose job.

[objectivreality]

Why do you keep stealing from West Virginia Ninja? You have NO CREATIVITY!!!

[HollyJane83]

hilarious!! you're funnier than the original and sexy as hell too;) I wanna see more... and next time take your shirt off;) hahaha 

[shadow71197]

Hey buddy..? UR NOT REAL! U wanna learn taekwondo go to the American Taekwondo Accosiation!

[MrThomasjeffers]

i think its funny everyones else sucks

[nikesharper]

yo a suck ass bitch and i would come and tell it to yo face but i ant coming to hick ville so yo a fake ass bitch

[omfgrobhaze123]

@nikesharper youre cool

[gopussy1]

Fake stupid ass

[shyne91974]

you a bitch

[kkirby211]

thats not the real hillbilly ninja diemon dave is the true ninja!!

[fasterhorse]

Lame attempt to imitate the real hillbilly ninja

[redneck7095]

i hate them littel sqarts

[l0438]

tell me where to meat you and when and i will kick the shit out of your bitch back woods ass

[bryanthebcc]

I'm form Vidor,Texas

[camcam198]

im from Jasper, Alabama!

[blastergrillmaster]

nothing real about yo silly white lilly ass ..lol f u

[cowboycody32]

ROLL TIDE BUDDY!!!

[hbbengreen]

watch reggie warren jr

[damija123]

your a fuckin a**hole you hick

[permachoob]

lol this guy is funny i would tell him he isent a real ninga because he thinks he can watch jackie chan movies and lern his movie that takes fuckin years and jackie is kong fu not a fuckin ninja this guy here makes country boys look bad

[tinmanintn]

Fckn hilarious

[bigpun4fubu]

youre a stupid hick

[FreeStuffOnline555]

: ) Stepbrothers on the T.V.

[leathertool]

check out

diemon dave @myspace

[8809frank]

# 1 fan! JK

[jaredletolover16]

OMG!REDNECK UNFORGIVABLE!LMAO

[gabe3207]

ROLL TIDE ALL THE WAY

[2000jago]

Nobody's that retarded, of course he's acting... pretty convincingly too.

[jackarf1]

nobody's that retarded? lol check out the original hillbilly on jerry springer haha

[caldweezy]

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!

[AegisNova]

OH, it's real...the question is, real what???

[jackinhard]

good impersonation man but i still love the true hillbilly ninja from springer..DIAMOND DAVE

[jjw158]

Lol he reminds me of chip from napolian dynomite

[TheVisualTruth]

NOT the original hillbilly ninja. FAIL!

[sircraigery]

I agree, nothing can duplicate the original. Why try?

[SaySayandJor]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU!!! ROLL TIDE BABY!

[Henshitsusha]

Stupid as hell..

[MsBaseball19]

roll tideee!!

[sp33dstar5426]

he isnt the original hillbilly ninji lol wheres the backi and the judi chop

[stillnew]

lol you look like freddy mercury

[Hively1995]

Its not real

[countryboylover94]

omg he is so fucking hot!!! i need a country man like him

[scootdawg100]

if u ask me he looks like he fucks his sister

[thelookout782]

i want to give him a blow job!!!!

[vampyre88]

me 2

[lanewb16]

shut up nig's

[sourbean99]

all you fuckin racis people saying alabama sucks i bet theres somebody in all yalls famillies that either lives in alabama or was born there i also bet that alot of people in alabama could beat the crap out of you with there hands behind there back

[inujello]

You're a perfect example of Alabama's idiocy.

[MeTaLcHiCkFoRcHrIsT]

what do you have against AL???

[30oo03]

saying alabama sucks isn't racist...unless there suddenly became a race of "alabamians"...

[emovampire126]

bah remix im noting gona bother watching the rest of this crap...

[gromgardenlor]

thats not the real one... the ninja redkneck

[Thewhitenyh]

Girls look twice at you?

Wow.......

[TripyTripz]

fuck alabama and all the inbreads who live there!

[GodsGuitarist92]

LOL I know its real i practice it 2 hours a day!

[porcelanplugger]

Alabama Sucks

[iMerist]

fuck you

[mattmylescheesys]

you wouldnt know

[calebcodyeasy]

hahahaah

[KoldKilla1986]

Alabama sucks.

[iMerist]

fuck you

[MeTaLcHiCkFoRcHrIsT]

ALABAMA RULES!! :)

[BlakeTahoe]

dont worry thats one of those joke extinguishers......it shoots out confetti

[45calwillshutyouup]

whatashithead

[ImGoinOutInStyle]

Fail.

kthxbai

[TYLERSB3RN]

not a real redneck

1st you have a fire hydrent

2nd you have jordens

make the background look like a trailer next time

kk

lol

[povanator]

its a fuckin dorm room jackass

[curtissheets28]

extinguisher*

[dictionar1]

can i hang out with you? i'm your biggest fan bro. i wanna b u!!!

[uniqmusiq88]

i had to comment again. heeeelarious. i swear that accent is falsified tho. yes. i reaaally did say "falsified". haha. but its still hot.

i dont think hes from up north tho. northeners suck at southern accents.

"dang. whada mannnn." hahahaha

[ilovemallory2012]

fag

[mjtimmons7609]

You ain't got it dude. Keep practicing.

[dirtdrag]

ur awesome 5 stars

[onesickbastard]

omg i just puked on my shoes

[xOLDxCOWBOYx]

come up with your own ideas, sad little faker. you suck.

"You ain't real."

[RyanCbengals]

thats not him

[poppinitoff]

roll tide helll yea!

[anonvscos]

you ain't real

you're a fag

[ecgill12]

hahah I love this!!! I go to Bama so when I saw the Alabama poster I was thrilled, Roll Tide!!!

[tjchaffee1]

I hate alabama, but yall r bout funny as shit, three thumbs up on this'n

[chopzgustava]

Make more of these vids!

[amcboi95]

fail

[DustinRayStanfill]

yer full of shit, id bust your fucking face open bitch

[RedneckGears]

please tell me you live in oklahoma i will drive anywhere in the state to come fucking kill you for being so dumb. i hope u watch your family get hit by a semi truck and brun as ur kids scream daddy please help but u cant do anything u just smell them brun to death because i knocked you the fuvck out.

[jessieenoch9]

you are a sexy country boy

[hjbknoxville]

loser

[volsdoublej]

Look at the poster in the background. Definition of an Alabama fan.

[uniqmusiq88]

hes hot!!!! hes so handsome! i wonder if hes from virginia like me or WV?