Tom Lehrer- The Hunting Song

[rubanahed]

@elflordbob1

intrestin in tranzlate

and 'cuz am arabian

[rubanahed]

,,,,,كيف فعلتها ؟؟

و قلت : لا شئ لها

فقط تقف لتنظر بدهاء و عندما يتحرك شئ فقط اطلق

و الان لدي 10 رؤؤوس تملأ غرفة الغنائم حارسين و 7 صيادين و بقرة نقية

شكرا للمشاهدة

[rubanahed]

أغنية الصيد (توم ليرير)ترجمة سأتذكره دائما نوفمنبر العام الماضي دهبت لاصطياد بعض الغزلان في صباح مشع و صافي ذهبت و اصطدت الحد الاقصى المسموح في قوانين اللعبة حارسين ,سبع صيادين و بقرة لم يكن لدي مزاج للتفاهة و اركنت بندقيتي و ذهبت لملاحقة فريستي ..الغنيمة التي حصلتها يومها قمت بربطهم بعربتي و سقتهم الى البيت بطريقة او بأخرى حارسين و 7 صيادين و بقرة القوانين كانت صارمة و سحبت رخصتي كان أسوأ عقاب أقاسيه اتضح ان هناك سبب ,ان البقر كانت خارج الموسم و احد الصيادين لم يكن مؤمَّن الناس سألتني :

[elflordbob1]

@rubanahed

y did you write the song in arbic???

[rubanahed]

@elflordbob1

i dnt andrstand:(

[elflordbob1]

@rubanahed

كان قلت إني لا يتحدثون اللغة العربية، نكتة

[rubanahed]

@elflordbob1

شو ما فهمت؟؟

[elflordbob1]

@rubanahed

نعم ، أنا لا يجيد جدا

[rubanahed]

@elflordbob1

so repeat it in english i'll understand

nd if u want i can help u to learn arabic

[elflordbob1]

@rubanahed

lol i grew up in a lebenese family in america i can write amd read ok, but thank you for offering

[mrjagoff]

My dad had this album on vinyl

For a mathematician he's pretty funny

[rubanahed]

اغنیة الصيد

اذكر جيدا نوفمبر العام الماضي

ذهبت لاصطياد بعض الغزلان في صباح مشع وصافي

[VivaRenata]

@rubanahed translation or subtitles please!

[rubanahed]

@VivaRenata

i'll later ensha2 allah

[elflordbob1]

@rubanahed

ana ma ibtiki ariba

[CapeIslandTrappers]

 lol love it

[blephen]

woot



[caroldporter]

OMG, I just spilled coffee all over my keyboard laughing!

[GenericBlogger]

NRA theme song

[VivaRenata]

@GenericBlogger No, not at all! You're either too young or too dumb to be listening to this masterpiece.The NRA probably didn´t exist when Lehrer wrote this ...

[GenericBlogger]

@VivaRenata

1. It was a joke

2. NRA was founded in the late 1800's Look up the date if you want too.

[thealmightyflan]

Yeah I'm pretty sure that being fourteen (like myself) and appreciating good music is no big deal. Everybody's doing it.

[SealFormulaMaster]

Is that good ol Cheney singing?

[PreciousRaspberry01]

I hate you, deadgrandma.

[UnableToBleed]

He's my hero! I just stand there looking cute, and when someone moves I shoot, no point in shooting animals if you wanna get somewhere in life :)

[ErumpentHorn]

I can't keep myself from saying pure-BLOOD Guernsey cow xd

[DemonDancingDove]

@ErumpentHorn Too much Harry Potter maybe?

[seth2111]

funny

[andozuthekunouchi]

I eat some big-game beef jerky when I listen to this and it makes me feel all fuzzy and happy

[Mythic219]

@bradenmcpherson The message is about how when hunting the hunter kills/hurts people more than animals ('on accident') through "shooting anything that moves" and that its okay because all hunters do it

[TheSadMan22]

@Mythic219 Best to shoot anything that moves, gives me less chance of not shooting something useful ;)

[Satchmoeddie]

Thanks Dr. Dimento!

[MsWidgetkid]

I'm way to young to love this song, but I love it anyway!!! <3

[caroldporter]

@MsWidgetkid Never too young to appreciate CLEVER LYRICS!

[DevinTClark]

so many 14 year olds on youtube. You people ruin stuff and you'll feel ashamed of yourself in three years.

[verminhunter264]

hahaha brilliant :D

[MvuaNdege]

Does anyone else find the two game wardens incredibly ironic?

[VivaRenata]

Immortal! So happy that there are some very young people out there intelligent enough to appreciate the genius of Tom Lehrer. On the other hand, my parents liked to tell the anecdote of how after a visit of 9 months in the US when I was 3 yrs. old, I had learned the "Irish Stew" all by heart and terrorized other little kids in the sandbox in Sweden with the recitation when we came home (not to speak of their mothers)!

Thanks for posting! And do keep listening to Tom Lehrer!

[mscamogirl123]

i just looked this song because i am going hunting in a minute! haha

[janjgra]

6 of the 7 hunter dont likethis song

[mabarry3]

@janjgra The 7th one tried pressing the dislike button, but as he was dying he pressed the like button.

[Hamgammy]

@janjgra huh?

[technofreakianime]

l.m.f.a.o.

[TheJojojjjj]

6 of the hunters still have a grudge against Lehrer

[tonan63]

sometime audaciouseness is wholey NAAssisArY.. to GIT da P0iNt accross.st'./

[mabarry3]

People as me how I do it and I say there's nothin' to it ... You just stand lookin' cute, and when somethin' moves, you shoot!

[Colum1]

funny song love it

[mabarry3]

Why are so many 13-15 year olds watching Tom Lehrer??? Needless to say, I'm 14 next month XD

[DPrincessEm]

@mabarry3 That would be because he poison pigeons and does our math homework for us. :)

[caroldporter]

@mabarry3 Because it is INTELLIGENT!

[PYRATEQUEENFOEVA]

i loveit it's so cute

[CyzerVedra]

Can't blame him for shooting the wardens! :)

[fireguy15207]

The lesson to be learned: don't shoot a cow when it's out of season.

[mabarry3]

@fireguy15207 Also you need to insure the hunter, kill him, and THEN learn that lesson.

[KingGekko]

@fireguy15207

And ask your prey if its insured.

[ZacharyAmaranth]

@fireguy15207 And make sure any hunters you shoot are insured

[Ruthlesscritic]

Maybe this was what Dick Cheney was watching.

Though it didn't say anything about corporate lobbyist friends. They should always be in season.

[TaiFerret]

Poor cow!

[Fireicee1]

Today's thanksgiving! Pwned!

[casinobowling]

I have posted "The Hunting Song" with FULL ORCHESTRA!

Please click the video respons and tell me what you think!

[Fireicee1]

It took you 2 months to post it?

[Fireicee1]

My, a temper? And I was just making a careful observation.

[LongRangeRifle]

I like the song but I have no problem with hunting. All hunters I know are very responsable people who know a whole lot more about nature and animals than the anti-hunters I know.

[Streetfighter5]

I totally agree with LongRangeRifle..

[tikkeltje]

@LongRangeRifle i agree, most hunters love nature, while those anti-hunters havent even been there once in their life

[yumyummoany]

The lady was found by the hunter, she was hiding in a bush.

'Are you game?' he said,

Winking saucily she replied 'yes'

So - he shot her!

(Old Jokes Home resident!)

[Fireicee1]

Ya idoo kuda sam czar idyot peshkom- it stinks. (Nothing pwns people better than a verse from another Tom Lehrer, aka "Lobachebsky")

[VivaRenata]

@Fireicee1 Good for you! My theologian / slavist colleague at the Univ. has just given me the proper translation of Bozemov? - God Mine?, used popularly to mean "Oh my God". Nowadays I go around saying Bozemov - "it stinks", at least in my own company.

[Fireicee1]

"It turned out there was a reason, cows were out of season" He sounds like Larry (from Veggie Tales) the Cucumber.

[Mousegirl103]

This is one of his best! I'm positive I have heard it sonewhere before... But where?

[herzogsbuick]

your deer stand last thanksgiving? :-P

[casinobowling]

I have "The Hunting Song" With FULL ORCHESTRA! Not just piano! Tom Lehrer is singing himself you know! Anybody want me to post it?

[WendingWanderer]

Yes, please.

[VivaRenata]

Well thanks for posting! I don't know why, but this is one of my absolute Tom Lehrer favorites. Learned the Irish Ballad by heart at the age of three and parents tell that I gave them big trouble by standing around in the sandbox singing it.

[ScooterMcBean]

How else can you get away with shooting and killing someone you don't like just by saying: "whoops!"

[msnbebo]

Well, "dude", if you don't like simple, good music, don't listen to it. Listen to Slayer or Megadeth crap with deafening amounts of distortion. But don't listen to something else just to say it's lame. Oh, and don't make it sound like somebody forced you to listen to this.

[signorellil]

Actually, I listen Slayer, Megadeth (and even Carcass, Dark Angel, Testament etc) a lot, but I love Tom Lehrer too!!

[mabarry3]

@signorellil To be honost, I've never heard of any of those. Only Tom Lehrer! :D

[Hamgammy]

@signorellil so you listen to shit music and Tom Lehrer.

[signorellil]

@Hamgammy Well, you can put it that way if you prefer... :)

[Hamgammy]

@signorellil come on man, get with the times

[Danielthephenom]

@signorellil Yep :D same

[GayAssKrewChannel]

You're lame haha.

[msnbebo]

Ooh. That cuts deep [checks asshole's name] Gay Ass. Nice name.

[Rohan2300]

lol, I sense a likeminded personality.

though re-reading it for laughs the third time....I realise odds are that GayAssKrewChannel was actually talking to Wiguffy99.......so oops :P

[MySerpentine]

LOL!!!

It's great!

[A1l2l2e2n4]

Ain't that just like a Yankee city boy!

[threegracefreak]

that is a fuken asome song i wach i avrey day

[jdepps13]

i'm 28 and i've loved this guy since i was probably about 12

[nertsboy]

im 14 and Lehrer's songs (especialy elements and this 1) rule

[JtheEpic]

yah i'm almost 14 and new math is mah fav

[elilis3]

I'm 15 and your right new math is the best

[bradenmcpherson]

i am also 14

[Rolodextra]

I'm also fourteen and don't belong on the internet.

[helene05]

I'm 15

[Miti96]

yea so?

[STUFF2o]

@bradenmcpherson

Ditto

[Vadergeek]

@bradenmcpherson So am I. The sense of humor is quite popular.

[abarzani]

@bradenmcpherson And i'm 13!

[abarzani]

@bradenmcpherson And I'm 13!

[andela11]

@bradenmcpherson im 12 and wat is this

[kkittyy122]

@bradenmcpherson im 14 too... its so weird how we end up likeing the music from the 50s-90s lol

[Mythic219]

@bradenmcpherson Join the club :)

[zlatkogvozden]

@bradenmcpherson now you're 16 :D

[MrProtjes]

me too



[MrCreeperboom]

@bradenmcpherson

As am I.

[dadoody]

I remember when I was 14 I discovered Dr Dimento and all these great and funny songs. I also remember being horny alllllll the time. Everything turned me on.

[MrSpockify]

@nertsboy I'm thirteen, and the Elements song is my favorite! xD Good choices.

[VivaRenata]

@nertsboy I'm almost 57 and Lehrer's songs still rule. Learned my first one at the age of three when my Swedish parents spent a year in the United States. Came home to Sweden and shocked all mothers in the park when I stood in the sand box singing "The Irish Stew" by heart. Decades have passed and Lehrer's songs still rule, in my universe.

[spenglerrocks95]

@nertsboy me 2

[278anonymous278]

@nertsboy i'm 14 in 5 days

[Cristaliena]

@nertsboy & @bradenmcpherson So am I, and Tom Lehrer rocks.

[beanerslsl]

@nertsboy i was 14 once toooo!!!

[westkenwen]

@nertsboy

I loved Tom Legrer - esp this one and the boy scout cong - when I was 14 too. I still love him and his songs and that is 56 years down the line. Long may you enjoy this very clever, funny and humane man.

[TheByakuzo]

@nertsboy i'm not

[robtul12]

The message is simple. He hated hunting and saw it as an idiot standing and just shooting anythign that moved. He was showing the stupidity of hunting.

[helene05]

And the badly targeted laws surroundung it. I think he was saying that you can kill anything as long as it is't restricted at that moment, I'm guessing, but I don't know too much about the laws in question beyond that.

[ScooterMcBean]

Responsible hunting helps to maintain healthy wildlife populations a lot more than suburbs and golf courses do.

[cuzrindian]

Thanks for posting these. I have the album. Could you post "Lead BVDs" please? He was so far ahead of the gen. public! Been wanting to share the fun!!!!

[Sarahrosebello]

That is "The Wild West is Where I Want to Be"

[cuzrindian]

Thank you! Couldn't remember the name! It's been packed up for 30 years! Whew, along time! But then my daughter is 36 now! Made this grandmother remember... Love Tom Lehrer!

[Sarahrosebello]

ha ha, I think I am the only 14 year old who loves Tom Lehrer. I made a Hunting Song video, if you want to check it out.

[cuzrindian]

I watched it ! you have a wonderful sense of humor! Good job, sweetie! keep up the good work, who knows where it can take you in the future! Stay safe, happy & healthy! Debbie

[Sarahrosebello]

Aw, thanks. I made "The Elements" too, and I am going to make "Be Prepared" soon.

Have a great day!

[AutisticWhoLives4God]

I'm 16, and I love him.

[Sarahrosebello]

He is a genius!

[jackjiezhang]

good songs can always thrive because they last forever, I just learned about him this year, and I'm 24,

[AMVrock07]

AMAZING, i love all his songs!

[DandDskeeto]

always been a huge fan of Tom but hadn't heard that one before

[Pieter345]

gotta love tom lehrer^^

[rotory2002]

Thanks for keeping the real fun stuff alive.