EuroVision 2011 - Denmark - I want to Fuck You - OFFICIAL [HQ]

[cdcdrr]

15 people do not want to fuck you.

[SzellerieRX]

He says "I want to wanna fuck you", so he really doesn't want to fuck her but he wish he wanted to.

[valbonne93]

Perhaps somewhere in Denmark, that expression's got a more positive meaning than in the US...

[Lillefoden]

@valbonne93 Actually it doesn't, it's a so-called dirty word with a dirty meaning everywhere in Denmark as well.

[valbonne93]

@Lillefoden Ah, I see. Well, that was strange...

[Lillefoden]

@valbonne93 Yeah... guess he was just really excited?

[easternshock]

@valbonne93 LOL :D

[jemmabond]

Funny, but it didn't top that moment when Serge Gainsbourg said something similar to Whitney Houston on French TV.

[Nygaard2]

Thanks to "Scandinavia and the World" for showing me this clip!!

[TheLlamaPie]

YESSS.

DO IT, DENMARK. DO IT YOU FOOL. DO IT FOR US NETHDEN FANGIRLS <3

[TheHappySelf]

@TheLlamaPie

yes please

[phamnamlong]

Can anyone explain to me what is happening ?

[hazahaxa]

@phamnamlong That guy from Denmark is saying he wants to fuck that woman from Netherlands because Netherland gave Denmark the most points.

[LinnieAlexis]

@DressageQueen221

Friggin' song stealers!!! D:

[AsmaaFaris]

lol Only in Denmark xD

[LinnieAlexis]

Funny how Denmark stole a norwegian football song~ LOL

[DressageQueen221]

@LinnieAlexis and one of swedens songs also -.-

[IgirisuFan]

omg denmark x netherlands<333 hetalia xD

[Starmadien2019]

SKAL! & SatW

[MidgardEagle]

Thumbs up if you arrived here straight from Scandinavia and the World :)

[ProudToNotBeRacist]

@MidgardEagle @valnyra @FromIvanWithLove Indeed, indeed :D

[IiiERT]

Aaaaaand Finland.....zero points!

[Y2JCodes]

Horny Motherfucker.

[Y2JCodes]

This motherfucker is fucking drunk motherfucking bastard is fucking retarded

[Creepedoutcat]

@Y2JCodes FUCK yeah

[Y2JCodes]

@Creepedoutcat

damn..

[Creepedoutcat]

@Y2JCodes Obscure Shaun of the Dead reference xD

[DanielKjeldal]

@Y2JCodes He's Danish you fool! that's the default setting!

[Y2JCodes]

@DanielKjeldal

God bless you!

[nomnombunnies]

AHAHAHA LOL that guy is amazing

[lsh100691]

i am proud being danish :D

[TheLlamaPie]

I love this man.

[valnyra]

Can I go fuck Netherlands now?

[37blackrecordsChange]

Dumme dansker -.-'

[larhonda41]

AHAHAHAHAH! random.

[ThorSchou]

Han er ikke den eneste...

[Roachbo420]

I want to f**k you !

[Mjolkmaestro]

He was pretty hot if you ask me.. Go for it Netherlands!

[mslagalleta]

@00emrestar00 The averange cup size in the Netherlands is a cup C.

[lordearthblood]

Yay, Humon!

[RazorscytheProducers]

Humon and their amazing comics brought me here! Go deviantart!

[ArkhamResearchFiles]

That was the best thing I could've watched...especially on this specific day xD

[lunathetiger1]

@Stormerki lol so true!

[Stormerki]

SaTW and Hetalia make this no easier to watch. :D

[rockmusic125]

lawl. Denmark wants to fuck netherlands up the ass jajaja

[Nightcat99]

That danish lead singer was so embarassing with those comments.... I just wanted to turn off the tele from embarassment... it's not even funny, it's just stupid!

[Sorgutentarer]

Hahhaa this was so funny :D

[AnonLink]

Can I go fuck Netherlands now?

[FromIvanWithLove]

This Is Boring, Can I Go Fuck Netherlands Now?

[katehachi]

lol raffaella carrà at the end

[ractheworld]

Scandinavia and the World

[AquaPearl10]

C:

[xxAlchemistressxx]

...who is she? I'm dutch, but I've never seen her before...:|

[chibi013]

Stay classy, television!

[Seldanas]

I guess the reason for Norway not entering this contest, is that we would win...AGAIN.

[valnyra]

@Seldanas You know, they entered... and didn't pass.

[MassTrader]

Lol, the only people here are people linked from Satw XD

[patu8010]

Who wouldn't want to fuck her, but put your libido on hold when you're on live TV. lol

[WhiteLilystar]

Hahaha "This is boring, can I go and fuck Netherlands now?" XD

[ambeer6]

my reasons to be here: SatW and APH

this is just so awesome XD

[ixorafy]

Netherlands X Denmark :3

[TheLynvild]

Oh well...they did fuck all anyway - so what hey!!

[Guli2487]

I dont see a point of this, because this singer is gay

[jemmabond]

Guys, have a heart. The guy is Danish, and I know for a fact that Danes swear anyhow on live TV over there, and it's no big deal. The dude clearly forgot that Eurovision is an international event.

[Oliarvis]

@jemmabond We do yeah. Even hosts on shows and anyone really, tv and off swear. It's not even considered bad. It's just day-to-day talk.

[sopralto817]

@jemmabond Maybe he was slightly drunk and forgot that most of the world is made up of prudes

[LeDreadmoon]

Press 7 "I want to fuck you" heh ;)

[lucasje2]

just press 7, it saves you more time....

[calthopian]

As an American, SatW is the only way I hear about anything from Eurovision...

[sopralto817]

@calthopian See, I got to listening to Eurovision via Hetalia. Last year's French EV song was used for a character video, so I went to the vid of the performance from Eurovision, and then heard the others as well.

Iceland from last year = freaking AMAZING SINGER, really.

[Colosphe]

People who ask "ANYONE HERE FROM SATW/HUMON" are incredibly silly. Humon gets 10-20 THOUSAND pageviews a day, so YES. WE ARE HERE BECAUSE SHE TOLD US TO BE HERE.

[sopralto817]

@Colosphe Well, not exclusively.

[ThorkilKowalski]

What an idiot...

[Knubinator]

Shit, I'd fuck her too! 

[Petersaberros]

I love how the guy on the left is like "hahaha *highfive* 

[boohannahboo]

Anyone watch this BEFORE SATW made a comic about it?

[MsPlatinumSilver]

Lol I only watched this because of Scandinavia and the World. xD

[Delmeus]

ah humon always sending us to intresting places

[KarrieDreammind5]

ROFL! I didn't hear that before! XD Hilarious!

[Nyckelring1916]

It's pronounced Sa-a-de, or at least Sa-ha-de, either way it's not Sa-de. Well, anyway, I'm glad I didn't miss this while watching the final. That 12 points was so worth it.

[1112Hades]

He wants to fuck me BRING IT!

[OTERSweepstake]

Can you blame him, when the danish are deprived of their marmite they go for the booze instead

[skadiyoko]

@OTERSweepstake

Pfffffff! I've heard of that ban. The rest of the world was like "...Wha-?" Especially England. XD

[TigerStripeRAWR]

@OTERSweepstake Marmite isn't Danish. It's british ffs.

[LaLaKeKeLaLa]

lol i cant believe i didnt notice that before :L

[iloveafil]

Hahah love it! :-D

[DasNeueFeuer]

I love that other clip of our representatives and Tim was like: I love you! I love you! Mom!

[HoneyBunny660]

Esben like: omg WHAT DID HE SAY?! LOL, Aske like: hehehe yeeeaah whatever, Tim like: You baby, I want you, I wanna fuck you!! Sebastian like: OOOOOHH NOOO MAN!!! shiit...

[MegaThilde]

I'm from Denmark, and was just like "Why OUR representers?!" But funny anyway..:D

[OtakuArashi16]

Ooooh Denmark......of course you would <3

Humon made my day <3

[Nyckelring1916]

I was afraid I'd never be able to see this again after I watch the final.

I was wrong.

[IEatCatsForFun92]

haha lol x)

[time0space0witch]

DAMN! Denmark, are you cheating on Norway?

[MyDearKyoKun]

Typically Denmark lol xD

[CherriNight]

BWAHAHA!!! ... And Humon linked me here.

[IonOtter]

Humon: The New Slashdot Effect

[pura1998]

I want to F*** you

WE NEED MORE OF THIS OVER WHERE I LIVE LOL

[haha10lolha]

i feel sad for the people who randomly get bombarded by humon comments XD

[Knubinator]

Thumbs up if Humon led you to yet another awesome vid!

[Modlia]

Loved it when he gets his next 12 points and says 'I love you... mom! he..he..' Great way of trying to remedy it :P

[w1ndv4izard]

me too

[lilyrosa143]

everyone on the denmark team looks like Denmark from scandinavia and the world...

[darkeyedwallflower]

Yay for SATW shipping! :D

[carlosleonardo88]

by the way, who's the woman?

[HoneybunchBunny]

@carlosleonardo88 Mandy Huydts

[daeheadshot]

SATWCOMMIC BROUGHT ME HERE!

[MsBlackKitty666]

@daeheadshot same here! :D

[animalcrossing7]

@wangdalf you will get no thumbs up from me. i had no idea

[doganoth05]

Lol didn't notice this before humon >_<

[Kakashifan20]

*obligatory Humon comment*

[reaper2ooX]

lol thank you for this link humon xD

[AzuraAura]

I totally caught that when I was watching.

[Syniqal]

rofl, I missed that at the time. xD

[SuicidalSiren]

Humon brought me here! :D

[ChippyMinton40]

No further evidence to support Scandinavia and the World's Denmark/Netherlands ship is necessary ;)

[KenzieKaddl]

lol all the guys from denmark LOOK like humon's denmark XD

[doobiesmoke15]

I wouldn't know nothin about europe if it weren't for humon

[shaz12hedgehog]

Lol Humon :)

[geestar400]

@shaz12hedgehog hahaha im also here because of humon :D

[mammywoos03]

I can't believe I missed that when I saw it the first time.... :(

[eriathwen1303]

BEST PART OF THE FESTIVAL THIS YEAR!! DENMARK FTW!!!!

[DaemonFreak]

Ukraine had chance!

[Apemopo]

keepin' it classy, i see!

[zekapijemleka]

thumbs up if Humon bought you here

[Apemopo]

@zekapijemleka NEVERRR!!

[MisterBlue92]

Anybody else here because of Scandinavia and the World?

[jenreii]

@MisterBlue92 guilty XD

[Shestidesyatnik]

@MisterBlue92

Me ;)

[JoeNYCBoi]

@MisterBlue92 lol, yes! ;-)

[dmuth]

@MisterBlue92 As an American, I *love* Scandinavia and The World!

[blodau82]

@MisterBlue92 Yup! Can't believe I missed it first time round!

[Metallah333]

@MisterBlue92 yupp here

[FlawCollector]

@MisterBlue92 Scandinavia and the World!!! :D

[tooichan]

@MisterBlue92 Wait...EPIC 1308 THUMBS UP??!!!!

[MisterBlue92]

@tooichan I'm as amazed as you are.

[tooichan]

@MisterBlue92 LOL epic 1337 thumbs up now!

[Eensomniack]

raffaella carrà hahahahahahahaha

[Kuragarikokoro]

lmfao!!!!!!

[ztevany]

Waarom de 3 godvrdomme J's??? niemand kent ze!!

Waarom niet Guusje Meeuwis? of Blof??? OF MARCO BORSATO??

Die kunnen tenminste zingen!! .. de 3 J's.. schaam je..

[ikk77]

@ztevany Die hebben ze vast al eens gevraagd, Anoek en Ilse Delange vast ook wel, alleen zij zijn te goed voor dit soort festivals en willen niet mee doen. (Ik wil niet zeggen dat ze arrogant zijn, maar ik vind zelf ook dat ze beter kunnen dan Eurovisie)

[TheUsagiB0y]

@ztevany Nieuw Kids zou de beste zijn, ik bedoel, in Duitsland kennen ze hen ook...

[ztevany]

@TheUsagiB0y

nehh.. Nieuw Kids is gewoon een Rage voor de jongeren die niet Volwassen willen worden..

Brabanders zijn niet eens zo (ik kan het weten ik woon in Maaskantje)

Ze moeten gewoon een getalenteerde Nederlander kiezen, die meer succes heeft en betere decoor kan bedenken dan alleen maar witte flikkerlichtjes op de achtergrond..

Zoals k net genoemd heb

[Rangy987]

Can i go fuck netherlands now?

[lilblkboi]

That guy is MADE of sheer awesomeness lol

[krusokat]

Thank you netherlands ! :p

[olijvenstokbrood]

understandable, us dutchies are facking hot

[CandidCandy9]

Sent by humon? XD

[TheHadesShade]

lolz thanks you humon for sending me hear <3

[TheAlliepallie]

*point* I want to f*ck you. XD

[TubeCentary]

Ahaha, how did I not notice this live

[jemmabond]

Fuck me instead!

[LennythaAnne]

Huh, I'm surprised that people think he wasn't aware of the microphone or something. I always thought it was on purpose, that he didn't mind if people heard at all.

[TheUsagiB0y]

Lol ^^

Don't Denmark and Holland have a lot in common as countries?

[Hyddan92]

@TheUsagiB0y Holland is not a country, it's two provinces in The Netherlands.

[KawaiiLukiie]

@TheUsagiB0y Holland is not a country... they're 2 provinces from The Netherlands for fuck sake

[TheUsagiB0y]

@KawaiiLukiie Dude, ik woon ook in NL, en veel NLer's vinden het gwn makkelijker om Holland te zeggen ipv The Netherlands.

[SpoonYourself]

@KawaiiLukiie I know, but what is the other province?

[S0meoneyouwanttoknow]

@KawaiiLukiie Hoeft niet zo butthurt te wezen hoor. Heel veel Nederlanders noemen het zelf ook Holland. En check iemands profiel voordat je reageert, hij is overduidelijk een nederlander.

zucht.

[mc0mich]

ACE



[MrGreg3000un]

Well. ive noticed that since the moment i saw it live. I didn;t realize why he said that, but i saw that it was the netherlands and i laughed a lot !!!

[bananmedlingonsylt]

haha omg my dad was so shocked when he heard this...

he was like "WHAT DID THAT MAN SAY?You don't say things like that in television..hmpf..."

[alan517815]

@bananmedlingonsylt and he's right...

[lakostal]

I did notice but i was sitting with my family and i was like should i say it loud what he said or not :D

[MottoWoW]

I heard it was big news in Denmark and other countries. But here in the Nederlands everybody is like.... yeah so? XD