80's commercial break

[SnarkLicker]

I don't know if this is important to you, but you've posted incontrovertible evidence that, as a matter of policy, Planned Parenthood holds that teen *abstinence* is best, and that their public youth educational campaigns have always been consistent with this policy.

It's funny how much reality can go down the memory hole after twenty years of propaganda.

[alecwriter]

If I was a place, and this was the only music around, I might need a drink to enjoy it.

[ItaloBen]

"I can do most anything"

except play Nintendo!

Epilepsy sucks!

[manhizzy]

I totally forgot about that Jets anti-dinking commercial.

God I miss the old KRON.

[manhizzy]

I mean anti-drinking commercial. Guess I should have paid more attention to that commercial. LOL

[intanjible]

It probably would have helped if you weren't drunk while posting.

[manhizzy]

Probably.

[IKILLDEMS]

1/5

[sloothsnoop]

the crash test dummy rap was AWESOME!!!!!

LOL!

[ReturnofRetroBoy]

That blone little prude is probly still a virgin 20 years later, bwahah!

Gregory Abbott was like a 2-hit wonder, mostly known for a song called Shake You Down.

[panosalitis]

Gregory Abbott was the only musician they could find that wasnt on drugs lol

[ChimeraMouse]

Who the fuck is Gregory Abbot?

[panosalitis]

the only sober musician in the world hahaha

[Jal8919536]

Was the first commercial of an actual band? If so, whom? Thanks.

[velcroFathoms]

the Jets

[delmontoon]

"Hoot, hoot!"

[BNL52577]

Gregory Abbot. Yup, doing just fine.

[BIGSBYTREM]

How about dog fighting thats still ok right homie?!

[mjh0040]

Crash test dummies,they were very funny!!

[TerryT1976]

Be smart, don't start! Great PSA with The Jets! Whatever became of them?

[PeerlessPaavo]

If the Jets never get another booking, they'll likely remain the No. 1 Tonganese musical act ever.

[Herald8]

Woodsy! Thank you I've been looking for him forever! :)