Best bit on this episode is when he is talking about riding his bike down the hill in his town and goes past all these kids and shouts "keep onn truckinn" i couldnt stop laughing at the face he pulls :L
I literally just cried with laughter at the whole driving with your lights on thing, cause i know my dad is one of those nutters who will scream at someone with their lights on!
@RodimusMinor1987 Um yeah and the funny thing is I am a Canadian and my truck(1976) and car(1987) are neather equiped with "daytime running lights" so if I don't actually turn them on then.... you guessed it no lights ha ha and I don't bother turning thm on so usually every other car people flash there light at me as if to say excuse me dumbass but it seems you forgot to put on your lights on..... my truck is bright orange if you can't see it coming at you mabey YOU need to fix something!!! lol
I just saw this on norwegian TV (subtitled) - And later watched the show he had in bergen, norway... man... I haven't laughed so hard in this entire year so far... xD THIS is a true fucking entertainer!
@mesnakkas@mesnakkas He said "We invented the cheese cutter first".. I think by that he refers to that Swedes try to claim that they invented it, instead of Norwegians. Probably what he means.
@mesnakkas He said "We invented the cheese cutter first".. I think by that he refers to that Swedes try to claim that they invented it, instead of the Norwegians. And the fact that they do that is just sad.
I saw craig campbell in manchester a few months ago opening for frankie boyle. I tell you, me and my mates were literally crying with laughter. He's a proper comedian :D
I have a swedish friend and he is such a dick he is exactly like that aswell! Saab did this and volvo did that! Only yesterday he was crapping on about about how sweden invented the spork! Its a wonder he hasnt told me about the cheese cutter!
havent laughed like that in a long while.. his actions are just beast
Popo2191 4 months ago
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*eyes wide open* "we invented the cheese cutter first" lol
Whiteygolddigger 4 months ago
i swear that's jim carrey undercover.
TheEXpothead 4 months ago in playlist Liked
you can hear the scottish in his accent
pargaras 4 months ago 4
i think i hear a parade xD
MrChrisuke 4 months ago 2
i love how he can still be telling a joke and everyone is laughing in the auidence but there is no sound of laughing
Hazza1014 4 months ago
this is not an accurate depiction of canada..we're like the north american scotland to england more like
BRIHTANEE 4 months ago
11 people's hair's on fire...
MrSprouledog 4 months ago 2
My hair's on fire...¬_¬
funnylookingkid 4 months ago
Out of sync...shit
JordanWatsonn 4 months ago
So annoying out of sync.
t3hjak3 5 months ago
Thanks for the upload, ArseRaptor
SenorCosmo 5 months ago
its doctor cox
pargaras 5 months ago
Just saw him yesterday in Shetland. Epic.
JAStewart 5 months ago
he has got to be the funniest comedian in the world.
NeverShoutSophiiie 5 months ago
Shouting makes everything funnier!
Slugbunny 5 months ago
fuckin'ell...
QueenRopagrim 5 months ago
Press 1, Show your captain in you
mandarin123ful 5 months ago
being out of sync makes it funnier eh...but not safer...
spongiebungie 5 months ago
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take your own life
jackfordmac 5 months ago
he looks like dr cox from scrubs with long hair and a beard
pargaras 5 months ago
This guy is at my uni freshers next week at our comedy club :D Can't wait!
superfunnygigglepop 5 months ago
@superfunnygigglepop he's bound to be telling exactly the same jokes...still funny tho! which uni is it at?
thebestsportonearth 5 months ago
norwegians invented the cheese cutter first. not that anyone gives a shit, just saying.
pedinoway2 5 months ago
love this dude, gets funnier every time i watch it XD
RhiannonElysiaMarie 5 months ago
greatest canadian ever....if there are any other good ones? never met 1 :D
Peglaar 6 months ago
anybody else notice Rikki from x factor at 01:18 ? :)
BeckyDixon17 6 months ago in playlist More videos from ArseRaptor
@BeckyDixon17 knew I recognised him from somewhere... couldn't quite figure it out!
xCHibiiEverlastingx 5 months ago
oh man its so true :') and yet i am proud to be scottish
19teenybee94 6 months ago
Horribly outta sync.... :(
Nacnueed 6 months ago 16
this shit is funny ass hell, i fucking fell of my chair the first time :P
and it keeps happening every time :P
241290AH 6 months ago in playlist 241290AH's Favorited Videos
says afew of the same things every show but still funny
danmandem 6 months ago
he should be on tv more
tich302001 6 months ago
I'm from Sweden and he is correct...about Stockholm, the gay capital of Sweden =/
It's full of pussies and brats -_-
Bloddrake 6 months ago
5 people drive with their lights on.
Craig is amazing!
GuillotineGirl6663 7 months ago
Best bit on this episode is when he is talking about riding his bike down the hill in his town and goes past all these kids and shouts "keep onn truckinn" i couldnt stop laughing at the face he pulls :L
M4tty92 7 months ago
best comic ever
TheJklay 7 months ago
He's like a mixture of Carrey, Connolly and Gilbert.... I LOVE IT!
Kpvker 7 months ago 6
editing to fix lip-syncing appreciated :D
MalWave 7 months ago 6
Bit of problem? Dont let your face know.
papillon2468 7 months ago
i'd tap that.
WritingJenny73070 7 months ago in playlist Comedy
I DONNNTT CARRREEE ANNNYYYMOORRREEEE!! lol
reddevil230292 7 months ago 6
This guys fucking funny
aKw3i 7 months ago
He's got a little of Billy Connolly in him! :D
heero7yui 8 months ago 7
I love Craig so much, he is fucking hilarious :D
LethalInjection0 8 months ago
"We can remove the mushroom's ourselves" I do that lol
JonnyW2912 8 months ago 19
Brilliant!
JoeBarclay95 8 months ago
i love how he said the sun was "on"
00Manga0Lover00 8 months ago 3
i love this guy! baaah.
KelseyySmelseyy 8 months ago
YOUR LIGHTS ARE ONNN!!!!... funny coz its true haha that winds me up
Salesharks07 8 months ago 5
sorry for assulting your car craig
uelbir 8 months ago
your looking at brakefast
funkybaIIack 8 months ago
This guy is brilliant! Had me in tears hahaha
TuchMaBalls 8 months ago
"we invented the cheese cutter first"........."take your own life." lolol XD
JBRules01 8 months ago 4
im from sweden and hes correct.....i think
Thanator580 8 months ago
hahaha! We invented the cheese cutter fiiirst *_*.........
GOTHICforLIFE1 8 months ago
Hes a fucking class comedian lol
poynter14 8 months ago 5
What does he open with? I sold my soul to the.... What?
IrishStigg 8 months ago
@IrishStigg comedy store....i think.
dixon554 8 months ago
out of sync
Mrbibbleonline 8 months ago
out of sync
seanpaterson88 8 months ago
Hi, I'm creg
Pleasurre to meet ya Craig
Alzerak 8 months ago
Spam 9 :D He is so hilarious!
Relbodnegoh 8 months ago
I DOONT CAAARE ANYYMOOOOOOOREEE!!
Has me splitting apart every frickin' time
Alzerak 8 months ago 3
Saw him live, I love him-3
CallumScotland95 8 months ago
Epic loved the screaming :P
DamnItSmudge 8 months ago
I DONT CARE ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i peeded at this bit
elhacko1 8 months ago
I SAID PEPPERONI!!
Sh0leY 9 months ago
I love the faces he makes xD he reminds me of alex the lion from madagascar xD
Dav405 9 months ago 3
you're looking at breakfast.. oh my hairs on fire.. XDD
mrpottta 9 months ago
What the hell, i'm Swedish!
Sergo91 9 months ago
5:09
IHaveMooseLegs 9 months ago
his facial expressions with the coffee thing are just hillARIOUS XD
Inyourface209 9 months ago 2
Jim carrey grew a beard... XD
smdrox 9 months ago 82
@smdrox shut up, cunt.
FifaQuality 6 months ago
@FifaQuality wow, problem much?
lexriani 6 months ago
@smdrox
and got funny
Lucipher07 5 months ago
@Lucipher07
you are mad
twmmay 5 months ago
I literally just cried with laughter at the whole driving with your lights on thing, cause i know my dad is one of those nutters who will scream at someone with their lights on!
greatislandprod 9 months ago 3
Fab hair.
gaz2206 9 months ago
Saw this guy as the support before Frankie Boyle. I enjoyed this guy a lot funnier!
KomahnaTango 9 months ago 5
@KomahnaTango He was immense at Bournemouth supporting Frankie!
digireedoo 9 months ago
Just for that, I'm driving with my head lights on in the day time. :)
JacobBlackisCandy2me 9 months ago 72
This is really bad. Regional humour is always weak.
tggreene49 10 months ago
YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON THATS THE SUN, YOU'VE GOT SUN GLASSES ON WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
RodimusMinor1987 10 months ago 3
@RodimusMinor1987 Um yeah and the funny thing is I am a Canadian and my truck(1976) and car(1987) are neather equiped with "daytime running lights" so if I don't actually turn them on then.... you guessed it no lights ha ha and I don't bother turning thm on so usually every other car people flash there light at me as if to say excuse me dumbass but it seems you forgot to put on your lights on..... my truck is bright orange if you can't see it coming at you mabey YOU need to fix something!!! lol
broodyfour 9 months ago
the timing is out you know
toaseman 10 months ago
the guy on the right in 1:18 was in xfactor
dorotttta 10 months ago
he's like baywatch patrol
dorotttta 10 months ago
anyone else amazed by his thighs?
andydaskater 10 months ago
4:09 god bless brittan =]
REDRASCAL666 10 months ago
I am Canadian and every car I've driven has had Day-time running lights, so I wasn't given the option of turning them off
Vantom91 10 months ago
why is he wearing shorts? Literally the only comic i have ever seen who wears shorts
mattsmurfy 10 months ago
@mattsmurfy is he not american? and,is this insult you?:)
dorotttta 10 months ago
@dorotttta i thought he said he was canadian, and no it doesnt offend me, i was just making an observation
mattsmurfy 10 months ago
@mattsmurfy :)
dorotttta 10 months ago
@mattsmurfy yes, he said:)
dorotttta 10 months ago
@dorotttta so he is canadian, or he lied?
mattsmurfy 10 months ago
@mattsmurfy he's canadian, lives in Englad
dorotttta 10 months ago
@dorotttta ahh i see. Thanks.
mattsmurfy 10 months ago 2
@mattsmurfy your welcome, it's you who was right from the beginning and I was wrong
dorotttta 10 months ago
@dorotttta i like you. You're a good person. Keep it up.
mattsmurfy 9 months ago
hahaha my mom is Canadian and she drives with her lights on during the day!
MrsSummerStarlet 10 months ago
Maybe if he yells a bit more he will be funny
jonberg 10 months ago
This guy is a comic genious!
MrMachinimator 10 months ago
@MrMachinimator are you fukn retarded this guy is terrible,, bill hicks is a comic genius, this guy doesnt know shit
TheRAMBO5000ish 10 months ago
@TheRAMBO5000ish So we have different opinions? No need for name calling.
MrMachinimator 10 months ago 4
@TheRAMBO5000ish No-one ask for you opinion, thank you. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
KnowlingGirl 10 months ago
serious delay in this video...
motorheadrock22 10 months ago 4
OMG hahaha what is air?? D;
ThatPerfectCrayon 10 months ago
lol
Kisame7swordsmen 10 months ago
heheh this guy is just awesome!!! reminds me a lot of tj, here on youtube (theamazingatheist) xD
veronicachic 10 months ago
Hagrids branching out a bit :L
MizzIssie1504 10 months ago
Love this! So funny :D
skateboard4zero 10 months ago
This guy is amazing, however, i have seen three of his standup appearances with basically the same jokes in each ... rather disappointed...
yates1004 11 months ago 4
An angry Jesus in shorts just made my day XD
lemongirlohyeah 11 months ago 3
4 people don't like people who drive with the lights on...
Ulltangen 11 months ago
Saw him when he was supporting frankie boyle. he is amazing
SekoanHD 11 months ago
We invented the cheese cutter first.......Take your own life.
StromcloudProduction 11 months ago 3
This guy is amazing, I'm seeing him live at Komedia in April
StromcloudProduction 11 months ago
Four people weren't safe enough to sit in their own homes without hurting themselves!
BritishAlienCompany 1 year ago
"Bit of a problem, don't let your face know...Oh my hair's on fire ¬_¬"
funnylookingkid 1 year ago
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"There's the sun, it is behind a sky but it is on" hahahaha xP
contreu 1 year ago
I just saw this on norwegian TV (subtitled) - And later watched the show he had in bergen, norway... man... I haven't laughed so hard in this entire year so far... xD THIS is a true fucking entertainer!
7PlayingWithFire7 1 year ago
"iiii ddoooooooooonttttttttt caaaaarrrrreeee aaannyyymooorrreeeeeeee...!!! " hahahahahaha
MissBabyJBx 1 year ago
The cheesecutter is a Norwegian invention, not Swedish...
mesnakkas 1 year ago 5
@mesnakkas ahhhhhh shut up would you, this is funny stuff :L
MissBabyJBx 1 year ago
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7PlayingWithFire7 1 year ago
@mesnakkas @mesnakkas He said "We invented the cheese cutter first".. I think by that he refers to that Swedes try to claim that they invented it, instead of Norwegians. Probably what he means.
7PlayingWithFire7 1 year ago
@mesnakkas He said "We invented the cheese cutter first".. I think by that he refers to that Swedes try to claim that they invented it, instead of the Norwegians. And the fact that they do that is just sad.
7PlayingWithFire7 1 year ago
II DON'T CARE AAAMMYMOOORE!
AntiChristTeenager 1 year ago
I am so seeing this guy live now XD
ilovebfslucy 1 year ago
I saw craig campbell in manchester a few months ago opening for frankie boyle. I tell you, me and my mates were literally crying with laughter. He's a proper comedian :D
Torch6661 1 year ago
I love this hilarious man-bear!! :D
chaoswarhound 1 year ago
"We invented the cheese cutter first!"
"Take your own life."
LOL
MaloryBeazley 1 year ago 2
i saw this guy supporting Rich Hall a few years ago- he was funny but spent half the gig talking to a fellow biker in the front row haha...
TobeUK 1 year ago
It's the day! That's the sun!
BrandonSevenfold 1 year ago 2
The sound being slightly out of sync actually makes this a bit funnier.
troumer 1 year ago
Jesus Christ Craig. You've certainly changed since punchlines. Who knew you would end up in my hometown? Long time no talk...
happi2beeme 1 year ago
"THAT'S THE SUN!"
LMAO!!!
CaptainAndyman 1 year ago 2
hey whats up my names Craig (Creg)
pleasure to meet you Craig.
LiamAddison08 1 year ago
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Not funny.
GalacticCowboy 1 year ago
@GalacticCowboy I'm afraid you need a sense of humor then.
mitre991 1 year ago 2
So freaking hilarious XD
TheAnimaAnimal 1 year ago 2
My hairs on fire
will2574 1 year ago 4
XD his delivery is so fucking fantastic
IndependantMinority 1 year ago 2
this guy is amazin seen him live the other day he is a legend i also thought he was better then frankie boyle at sheffield arena
rickett83 1 year ago 9
this guy is amazin seen him live the other day he is a legend
rickett83 1 year ago 2
He is hillarious! Saw him last night! Supporting Frankie boyle! He was funnier than Frankie boyle!!
anevatouchedher 1 year ago 12
@anevatouchedher I agree 100%. He was brilliant in Newcastle !!!
BT24Comedy 1 year ago
Saw this guy supporting Frankie Boyle last night and he was fuckin funny! So gonna try and get tickets to see him
thegreatunwashed666 1 year ago
@ArseRaptor i laughed at this video. i cried at your name XD
qazwsxedccsq 1 year ago 81
@qazwsxedccsq Haha, cheers, I aimed to please!!
ArseRaptor 1 year ago 42
@ArseRaptor = legend
BroKEnCaPSLoCk1 8 months ago
Wow, reminds me of jim carreys voice and mannerisms when he first started out. Back when he was a fresh Canadian.
lumberjacky2k 1 year ago 2
I'm Glaswegian, what he says is true haha.
TheAmazingScotsman 1 year ago
I DON'T CARE ANYMOOOOOORE!! XD
TheAverageFox 1 year ago 2
I wanted pepparonni XD
goldchin345 1 year ago
Saw him support frankie Boyle recently and he's funny ad f**k!
andyh1873 1 year ago
Haha I just love his impersonation of a Swede xD
Maxmads1992 1 year ago
Atually Norway invented the cheese slicer xD
Maxmads1992 1 year ago
i cant work out whether the sound is out of sync or im to drunk to see it in sync.
mstrmurder 1 year ago 3
@mstrmurder it's the sound, I've watched this about ten times and noticed that every time.
quila001 1 year ago
I have a swedish friend and he is such a dick he is exactly like that aswell! Saab did this and volvo did that! Only yesterday he was crapping on about about how sweden invented the spork! Its a wonder he hasnt told me about the cheese cutter!
TasRailwayfan 1 year ago
@TasRailwayfan Because Norway invented the cheese cutter =P
Maxmads1992 1 year ago
@TasRailwayfan it's cos they didn't invent it. the norwegians did ;)
Protagonistinfluence 1 year ago
this guy is insane............part conversation part puzzle with always the threat of a headbutt
keufcrclass 1 year ago 2
this guy is insane............
keufcrclass 1 year ago
We invented the cheese cutter first :|
OverFlow407 1 year ago
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13Bee1 1 year ago
The audio is a bit off you could try and fix it if not I'll put it up myself
briangodfather 1 year ago
Very Nice to Meet You Creeeg...
0___0
LOL!
Meeriio 1 year ago
"We could remove the Mushrooms ourselves, its like a free meal, you are looking at breakfast right there" xD
RockNRollNerd2 1 year ago
'We invented the cheese cutter first!'
I had to have hysterics into a cushion :)
Ebbs1204 1 year ago