Not sure if I like there constant knocking of aspergers syndrome we are not genetically inferior we have our quirks and weirdness but we can do impressive things to.
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I have Aspergers and I don't see how it would cause problems with being president. It would be more of an advantage because someone with Aspergers would use rationality over worrying about getting reelected.
I'm bi-polar and know that, at least in the depression phase he isn't likely to be doing damage to anyone but himself. Maybe he will hurt himself and do all of us a big favor. of course ole joe could cause even more damage. What is this "Onion press" anyway? Is it reliable?
This was hilarious and it came across pretty real...so I was caught of guard a bit. I love it! Sometimes I wonder if President Obama gets to look at some of these and laugh at himself with us!
I'm bipolar and I think this is hilarious. All too often, when a person is having a manic or hypomanic episode, he or she is thinking, "What's wrong with being happy or excited?" The idea of Obama's "hope" and "change" campaign being fuelled by the erratic brain chemistry of one individual......priceless.
@ImustBeAZNcuzUh8ting I feel sorry for you. As an American, it is naturally difficult for you to utilize intelligence. Fortunately, the rest of the world understands this. It is a genetic defect peculiar to your country. In any case, rest assured that once the American economy collapses on account of the inability of your politicians to work together in the face of a crisis, we will fall on our asses laughing at you.
@Purplecatsoup30 I'd like to point out that about 73% of Canada's exports are to the US. If the we go, you're beyond screwed. And that's not even considering the 2.4 million barrels of oil a day our great northern neighbor provides us. Our debt may be greater than yours, but our economy is over 9 times more powerful. (Given, you have 1/3 of our population) Canada still doesn't compete with us business-wise. It takes a little audacity to call an entire country naturally stupid, doesn't it?
@Purplecatsoup30 I lied, a little over 1/10th. Not to mention Canada has almost no pull in international politics... I mean, I could go on and on about how Canada is a dwarf to a world super-power. But calling Canada useless would be like calling 300+ million people stupid...
@ImustBeAZNcuzUh8ting just go have and fuck yourself, seriously what is wrong with you, this video is comody and doesn't even mention anything about obama being black, you are just a stupid asshole that is insecure because of your admitedly low intelligence so you accuse everyone else of being racist
I really enjoyed the Onion when it was a Newspaper and used great humor, but I find this crude, insulting due to the manor in which it is used to insult and refer to as "crazy" to people suffering with such disorders. I will no long be supporting the Onion and being in the Mental Health Proffession will encourage colleges to pass the word on about how distastful and decieving (as you don't make it clear that this was intended as "comedy").
@schnheather256 Way to be a buzz killer. They make fun of just about everything, but as soon as something important to you is joked about, you get offended. Nice.
With all the problems that started when Obama went to office i am starting to Miss president Bush...or regreting not voting for McCain..Besides...I think my Depression started because of the problems that started when Obama went to office...all the stress that caused people including me..I WAS TOLD THEY ARE THINKING OF RAISING SCHOOL HOURS TO 5PM!!! HOW STRESSFUL DO U THINK THAT WOULD BE!!!!
@NatalieA161 two years since this satire was made and the truth is that it appears that indeed there are serious mental health issues with Obama. MY Campaign to remove and indict Obama by We The People Against Corruption is on day 366 into it's 2nd year because of my knowledge that both Obamas are engaged in global bank fraud. I am disappointed with Letterman stating Obama will certainly be back and referencing global community. (Leno off again this week, reruns why?)July 1/2011
Onion News is composed of grown up adults (actors) fabricating all the useless and nonsense information to entertain (insult) the mass. All those hours of work and preparation and staging to make these nonsense videos, show that Americans are indeed the scum, the filth, the lazy, juvenile minded people in the world. By the way, don't label me as an Arab, I am full-blooded British.
@GreatestHooligan Its called humour. Being able to mock your faults is somthing noble indeed. Your quick to fling remarks make you a pretty terrible ambassador for our country. Long live The Onion. Long live decent comedy!
@Heliosphan15 There is an acronym for HAHA laugh to the 4th power. It is "LOL" Besides, you were not really laughing. Use proper punctuation on your sentences too. It makes you appear as though you never finish school.
actually i was laughing. it was pretty hard not to at your "20 year old keyboard" comment. i just made a joke and you reacted like a defensive, 14 year old. and you failed to show a decent sense of humour in the first place. congrats on not improving your shitty mood AND making ad hominem attacks towards my grammar. it makes YOU appear as if your balls haven't dropped yet.
@GreatestHooligan Dude, why does grammer matter that much, its Youtube!
And you know hating entirely on another country just because of one thing, like The Onion, isnt any better than what your calling them. We should all be fighting for the greater good, its our governments that are the real enemy, (which is what The Onion is making fun of, dats why they rule :] )but hating on each other gets us no where.
@pricture People elect their own government and ended up hating their own government. Now, who is dumb? I bet, that those people who are complaining are not capable of running the country either.
People just cant find satisfaction in their lives. Ok mate, God bless to your great country Canada where the healthcare system is awesome.
@GreatestHooligan I guess your right, but I think that some of our world's leaders are so messed up, they screw their own ppl over just to stay on top of things. xP
@GreatestHooligan ....I thought you were crazy but now I can see you're nuts...errrrrrrrrrr,Thank You.....But on the other hand America should have fed your tiny little country to Hitler but instead we build great bombs and being the greatest nation on earth we saved your lard ass Queen and all the other little queens such as yourself....YEAH BABY !!!!!!!!
Typical. The media just won't stop criticising the guy. So he has an off day? Are you telling me all those reporters always feel in the mood to do stuff? OBAMA 1 OSAMA 0 - ! USA USA USA!
To have him as an American president, this incompetent, former coke head & community agitator, with a marxist ideology who's destroying our country with his massive deficit spending and is intent on turning America into a Socialist cesspool.
Are you aware that people with bipolar incl. Churchill, Isaac Newton, Beethoven, Hemingway, Keats, Poe, Emerson, Twain, Stephen Fry,Nightingale, - Scientists,Theologians, Historians etc. See A-Z people with bipolar.
If Churchill could bring Eng. through a war, Obama can bring his brilliance to USA. He didn't get elected for nothing.
@kerrileewolf i know for sure that beethoven, newton, hemingway, twain, and emerson did not have bipolar. and i think churchill just suffered from depression, not bipolar. i never heard of fry, nightingale, or keats. you contribute to the bad stigma mental illness has, not every great person suffers from a mental illness.
@nankerphelge718 -I have bipolar myself, and I work within the mental health sector. The last thing I want is stigma, but the appreciation that helps get me through the tough times..
It's true, not all great people benefit from the inspiration that bi-polar can bring.
I ask you to look into the lives of Steven Fry (contemporary entertainer & presenter), or even the classics such as Keats & Florence Nightingale..
I have done my research and hope that you might look into it a bit further.
@kerrileewolf its' just there is not one fact that newton, beethoven, etc. had bipolar, it is speculation based off vauge observations. you have not done good research then. don't make a statement like that if you have nothing to back it up. and its' the claims that all of the great historical people had either bipolar, ad/hd, etc. that makes people doubt the legitimacy of psychological science. what college did you go to? you don't sound very educated honestly.
I don't care birth certificate or not. The way he swaggers up to the microphone and talks down to and about America erks me. I'm at the point where if he comes on TV now I'll change to something, anything else. As far as the birth certificate goes, I hope they can prove he wasn't born here. It might be the only way to get rid of him. While their at it I hope they get rid of Pelosi for vouching for him: that would probably be asking to much.
I see Obama’s new campaign slogan is out. “It Begins With Us.” On two out of the three blogs I visited this morning commenters have mentioned that Obama really meant to say “Sh*t Begins With Us.” How long before the Obama campaign machine dumps or re-tools that message? It’s not long for this world. Off to a great start Barry. LOL
IDA M. SMITH - SPECIAL ASSISTATNT 2 CONGRESSMAN GREGORY W. MEEKS LOOKY, LOOKY, HERE THIS IS THE SAME THING YOU TOLD ME YOU DIAGNOSED ME AS & HAD THE V A MEDICATING ME FOR BUT I NEVER NEEDED MEDICATION. LITHIUM WAS USED ON ME AS A CHEMICAL RESTRAIT TO COVER UP CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS. TRAITOR! BUT LOOKY, LOOKY HERE THE PRESIDENT GOT IT. IT MUST HAVE COME FROM YOUR BOSS BEING A BALCK TRAITOR TO HIS RACE GOING AGAINST THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT FOR LOYALTY & MONEY STEALING. HERE IS YOUR COVER-UP
@phildrice I see Obama’s new campaign slogan is out. “It Begins With Us.” On two out of the three blogs I visited this morning commenters have mentioned that Obama really meant to say “Sh*t Begins With Us.” How long before the Obama campaign machine dumps or re-tools that message? It’s not long for this world. Off to a great start Barry. LOL
EXACTLY. Bipolar disorder is NOT funny and this was in terrible taste. Shame on you. Did you know that Winston Churchill had bipolar disorder? Go educate yourself before you make your stupid spoofs, which are not funny to anyone but the ignorant.
LOL he's hilarious with the stained rainbow and filthy appearance.
Applause to Onion news, I imagine doing this is relatively daring in the US.
Seriously however, at the very least, I hand kudos to Obama-sama for looking competent and involved. Although it's not entirely the same role, my president over here just looks like grinning idiot- correction: is a grinning idiot, when he's not flaming the opposition.
This is “Hate speech,and is not protected by the 1st amendment.
It’s is a Fake-TV Evil,Done in bad taste.-It should be removed,As Fraud and Slander. Google knows’ How people will see this as if its' real.
This is a sad statement,on “thou shalt not lie.” Is taken on new meaning.
I have been a life long Republican,The Party of Ronald Reagan.You should be ashamed. For this to remain on Google mocks all America should and did stand for.This is “Hate speech,and is not protected by the 1st amendment.
@ftlauman Hate speech? Fraud and Slander? I (JOE PUBLIC) got jerked off every damn day I continue to be alive and buy over priced gas due to comodities traders jacking prices through the roof.Then corporations say they can't hire more people but their stock prices seem to be doing FINE 'cause they're working fewer workers harder.Phuck 'Em,Most politicians and all corporate execs. deserve what ever may befull them.Support your local Constitution.
@Manicwensday1 Wow, you sound like you are even edgy in your manic phase. At the borderline group they taught us to use social skills instead of randomly insulting people. You might go ask your doctor for it, it really helps a lot.
The german BND is like cancer. It affects sane countries and starts to grow uncontrollable. The BND snitchers use their surveillance and brainwashing techniques to spread its metastases. These are then used to drain as much money and goods from the affected country to finance their greed and their aim of world governance. There is, as with cancer, only one cure. To cut out any snitcherous tissue and to prevent the spreading of the disease through a strong and radical chemical.
@wwwtotalitaerde Did you know, that the only true story, that was ever featured in CSI was about a BND-agent shooting an american citizen and getting away with it? I think it was the Halloween-episode. Scary!
@BusterXXXL In Germany. Check out the Wuala link in the description of my films. Ive just uploaded several books about the 3rd Reich GESTAPO printed in the 1930s. More in english will follow. Today there isnt much difference, only today the torture is done by the BND with directed energy weapons as explained on my channel and homepage.
@wwwtotalitaerde I don't need the books. My uncle was the BND doctor of Preacher Jim Jones. As a child I was involved as a bait in the hostage attempt at Mika Brzinski, and since I stopped thearpy my memories keep coming back. I was the first, to give Muhammad Atta the order to organize 9-11 with the help of Osama Bin Ladin, and I informed both presidents in being W. Bush and B.H.Obama about it, almost a year before it happened.
0:59 lol
Skeptic87 6 days ago
Most people who did great things had bipolar coff coff jon carey coff coff
sparta117corza 1 week ago
I thought this was real at first. Then they said "babbling about change for hours" I was like wait a minute..
OTHgurl23 1 week ago
This is Freedom of Speech at it's absolute finest.
MercedesCars454 2 weeks ago
LMAO
TheFoadolfat 2 weeks ago
Not sure if I like there constant knocking of aspergers syndrome we are not genetically inferior we have our quirks and weirdness but we can do impressive things to.
daveforfun22 2 weeks ago
I'm the president and I think this is hilarious.
ashliebelle 2 weeks ago
I'm Bipolar, and I think this is funny as hell, and also incredibly sad.
supdawg444 3 weeks ago
Shame on you for insulting those who truly suffer from illnesses such as Bipolar Disorder.
dizzydodo39553 3 weeks ago
@dizzydodo39553 It's not insulting, it's totally accurate.
Amatyr 1 week ago
XD (at the weed thing) IN MY AREA THAT IS SO FUCKING COMMON they say theres a weed bust and its always the cheapest shit possible
flamingarse1 3 weeks ago
Obama one evil douche bag
dolphinsredskins 1 month ago
Obama 2012
papajoe1909 1 month ago
@papajoe1909
fuck you
TheExterminator420 1 month ago
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RapsAlive 1 month ago
This has to be fake.
Kamissick 1 month ago
WHY THE F* HAS THIS GOT AN AGE RATING! I can't link this..!
Weirdo10o4 2 months ago
This Video is OFFENSIVE TO THE OFFICE OF THE US PRESIDENT!
SKYPAT99 2 months ago
pretty much true but notihng bad abraham lincoln was bi polar make a good leader....and yeah who cares.. told him what he needs to nkow..
NejiHyguaofthecrow 2 months ago
I have Bipolar, and I find this hilarious, and so true.
Amatyr 2 months ago 17
@Amatyr oh dear its not funny or at all silly just mean
AdamEfimoff 4 weeks ago
I have Aspergers and I don't see how it would cause problems with being president. It would be more of an advantage because someone with Aspergers would use rationality over worrying about getting reelected.
gourleycoinsDOTcom 2 months ago
Nice artistry.
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the president was unemployed... XD
erasmusso 3 months ago
I LOVED IT! and honestly, it's not even a joke...... Obama really is a bipolar jackass. Keep up the good work guys!
missjudyaz64 3 months ago
He's back in the manic phase lately... anyone else notice? Now he's overestimating support for Porkulus II.
somercet1 3 months ago
Obama has type AB blood, which bipolar disorder is very common with.
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TheBannedPoet 4 months ago
Made me lol
MTKValentine 4 months ago
Finally!!!!
Journalism in America makes a comeback! The Onion News Network gets it right every single time!
Kudos to The Onion!!!!!
Navigator777777 4 months ago 13
NYT is now releasing the story, this one in fact!! Crazy satire comes true.
msvicki50 4 months ago
I'm bi-polar and know that, at least in the depression phase he isn't likely to be doing damage to anyone but himself. Maybe he will hurt himself and do all of us a big favor. of course ole joe could cause even more damage. What is this "Onion press" anyway? Is it reliable?
DJR551955 4 months ago
@DJR551955 no, this is actually fake news. like an extreme version of a sketch show
FullNielsen 4 months ago
@DJR551955 Onion News is a fake news, it makes up stories it's just for laughs
hellgurl71 3 months ago
@hellgurl71
Not entirely different than "normal" news
VikingWarCry 1 month ago
pretty much everybody is bipolar nowdays according to so called professionals.
steve19745 4 months ago
@steve19745 and teenage idiots who are all like "I was happy 5 min ago and now I'm sad lolol so bipolar"
palipride47 5 days ago
Lunatic & Chief
CAPTDAX 4 months ago
This was hilarious and it came across pretty real...so I was caught of guard a bit. I love it! Sometimes I wonder if President Obama gets to look at some of these and laugh at himself with us!
Kenandave 4 months ago
The whole point being that manic and hypomanic episodes of bipolar people can actually prove to be beneficial in some ways...
jennielynn77 5 months ago
I'm bipolar and I think this is hilarious. All too often, when a person is having a manic or hypomanic episode, he or she is thinking, "What's wrong with being happy or excited?" The idea of Obama's "hope" and "change" campaign being fuelled by the erratic brain chemistry of one individual......priceless.
jennielynn77 5 months ago 2
@ImustBeAZNcuzUh8ting I feel sorry for you. As an American, it is naturally difficult for you to utilize intelligence. Fortunately, the rest of the world understands this. It is a genetic defect peculiar to your country. In any case, rest assured that once the American economy collapses on account of the inability of your politicians to work together in the face of a crisis, we will fall on our asses laughing at you.
Purplecatsoup30 5 months ago
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GeneralGiantPanda 5 months ago
@Purplecatsoup30 I'd like to point out that about 73% of Canada's exports are to the US. If the we go, you're beyond screwed. And that's not even considering the 2.4 million barrels of oil a day our great northern neighbor provides us. Our debt may be greater than yours, but our economy is over 9 times more powerful. (Given, you have 1/3 of our population) Canada still doesn't compete with us business-wise. It takes a little audacity to call an entire country naturally stupid, doesn't it?
Qwerty0791 4 months ago
@Purplecatsoup30 I lied, a little over 1/10th. Not to mention Canada has almost no pull in international politics... I mean, I could go on and on about how Canada is a dwarf to a world super-power. But calling Canada useless would be like calling 300+ million people stupid...
Qwerty0791 4 months ago 4
@Qwerty0791 that analogy makes no sense. other than that, yes.
TorMatthews 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@ImustBeAZNcuzUh8ting Obama is deporting more mexicans than Bush Jr.Will you call Obama a devil???
MrCoffeedrinker1000 5 months ago
@ImustBeAZNcuzUh8ting lol umad bro?
rammice 5 months ago
I hate obama-bots who get offended by this when they made fun of Bush Jr almost on a daily basis
MrCoffeedrinker1000 5 months ago
@ImustBeAZNcuzUh8ting They make fun of republicans too dumbass racist
MrCoffeedrinker1000 5 months ago
@ImustBeAZNcuzUh8ting LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GOD, YOU ARE ONE FUNNY MUTHA FUKKKA!
Mossgate97 5 months ago
@ImustBeAZNcuzUh8ting just go have and fuck yourself, seriously what is wrong with you, this video is comody and doesn't even mention anything about obama being black, you are just a stupid asshole that is insecure because of your admitedly low intelligence so you accuse everyone else of being racist
m1c000l 5 months ago
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Ha ha ha.
riverlioness 5 months ago
manic... for 3 years?
MrWomplord 6 months ago
Obama saw 4chan...
Avialae 6 months ago
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"Don't call my bluff" - Obama
petikal 6 months ago
I really enjoyed the Onion when it was a Newspaper and used great humor, but I find this crude, insulting due to the manor in which it is used to insult and refer to as "crazy" to people suffering with such disorders. I will no long be supporting the Onion and being in the Mental Health Proffession will encourage colleges to pass the word on about how distastful and decieving (as you don't make it clear that this was intended as "comedy").
schnheather256 6 months ago
@schnheather256 Way to be a buzz killer. They make fun of just about everything, but as soon as something important to you is joked about, you get offended. Nice.
skysightband 6 months ago
@schnheather256 cant tell if trolling or just stupid
DonnovanDavis 6 months ago
@schnheather256 nice speech :D now find someone who cares and youll be great success :D
crownedman104 6 months ago
is this report really true? is it true tha pres. barack OBAMA has bipolar disorder? can somebody answer my question plsss...!!! thanks!!!
20rhomz 6 months ago
@20rhomz Are you being serious?
FiestaPong 6 months ago
@20rhomz cant tell if trolling or just stupid
CrazyCornhuskerFan 6 months ago 2
Obama wanted to go crowd surfing but somebody would have flipped out over it, I love the detail they go into with their "props"
farneyblakeley 6 months ago
Judging by these comments, one out of one peoples on the internetz has asperger's. Clearly, the cause of asperger's is internet.
eleutheromaniac 6 months ago
@eleutheromaniac Why are you using apostrophes in words which they should not be in?
FiestaPong 6 months ago
The budget, LOL, look at the budget...LMAO.
"Why would you ask that???" *silent grip of forehead*
crysta2k2 6 months ago
I think that's probably the best budget I've ever seen.
PercivalPale 6 months ago
wtf? The ending?
smith2881 7 months ago
With all the problems that started when Obama went to office i am starting to Miss president Bush...or regreting not voting for McCain..Besides...I think my Depression started because of the problems that started when Obama went to office...all the stress that caused people including me..I WAS TOLD THEY ARE THINKING OF RAISING SCHOOL HOURS TO 5PM!!! HOW STRESSFUL DO U THINK THAT WOULD BE!!!!
SimonsGal123 7 months ago
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FUCK YOU JEWS
MultiAngryRussian 7 months ago
seriously?
NatalieA161 7 months ago
@NatalieA161 two years since this satire was made and the truth is that it appears that indeed there are serious mental health issues with Obama. MY Campaign to remove and indict Obama by We The People Against Corruption is on day 366 into it's 2nd year because of my knowledge that both Obamas are engaged in global bank fraud. I am disappointed with Letterman stating Obama will certainly be back and referencing global community. (Leno off again this week, reruns why?)July 1/2011
Honey R Siegal
HoneySiegalSurvivor 7 months ago
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NatalieA161 7 months ago
This is the perfect video for me. I love politics, I have aspergers and I even smoke weed a little bit too!
crd721 7 months ago
Hey i have assburgers and this isnt funny!
Mossgate97 7 months ago
@Mossgate97 ......I have assburgers with cheese.
Dogface276 7 months ago
@Dogface276 ur not funny...
skaterboi4life22 7 months ago
@skaterboi4life22 ....and whom may I ask stated I was ?
Dogface276 7 months ago
@Dogface276 your mom ohhh!
skaterboi4life22 7 months ago
@skaterboi4life22 ..lol..you little cheeky monkey...i'll spank your butt.
Dogface276 7 months ago
@Dogface276 oh wtf lol
skaterboi4life22 7 months ago
When I first saw this i was like WTF, then I saw it was from The Onion News. LOL.
MsAgnosticatheist 7 months ago
shit i believed that at first!
mrconcept 8 months ago
Onion News = Fake!
lionpunk1WWE 8 months ago
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why can't foxnews get good news like this?
BBradshawProductions 8 months ago
I have BiPolar disorder asshole. .....This isn't funny
mfairfax 8 months ago
@mfairfax So do I. And, yes, it is.
warmingthesoul 8 months ago
@mfairfax
u mad bro?
pvrunner8 7 months ago
Best line EVER "If you need a doctor, go see a doctor" GENIUS
lazydreamer94 8 months ago
I never knew I had so much in common with Obama
12hat12 8 months ago
The below comments are stupid people arguing....
gingerisevil02 8 months ago
Onion News is composed of grown up adults (actors) fabricating all the useless and nonsense information to entertain (insult) the mass. All those hours of work and preparation and staging to make these nonsense videos, show that Americans are indeed the scum, the filth, the lazy, juvenile minded people in the world. By the way, don't label me as an Arab, I am full-blooded British.
GreatestHooligan 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan Its called humour. Being able to mock your faults is somthing noble indeed. Your quick to fling remarks make you a pretty terrible ambassador for our country. Long live The Onion. Long live decent comedy!
Iluvtogekiss 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan
nope, it's American's Finest News Source. you wouldn't get it
Heliosphan15 8 months ago
@Heliosphan15 I know what sarcasm and parody meant, you stupid fuck.. You are not smarter than my 20 year old keyboard.
GreatestHooligan 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAAHAH
u mad?
Heliosphan15 8 months ago
@Heliosphan15 There is an acronym for HAHA laugh to the 4th power. It is "LOL" Besides, you were not really laughing. Use proper punctuation on your sentences too. It makes you appear as though you never finish school.
GreatestHooligan 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan
rofl
actually i was laughing. it was pretty hard not to at your "20 year old keyboard" comment. i just made a joke and you reacted like a defensive, 14 year old. and you failed to show a decent sense of humour in the first place. congrats on not improving your shitty mood AND making ad hominem attacks towards my grammar. it makes YOU appear as if your balls haven't dropped yet.
Heliosphan15 8 months ago
@Heliosphan15 ROFL= Rolling On The Floor Laughing. Oh really? Rolling on your floor? Seriously? Swear you did it? Did you really roll?
Now, that was funnier. Obviously, no one person on earth rolls down to the floor to laugh. Not even in the movies.
GreatestHooligan 8 months ago
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Heliosphan15 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan
yep. you're pretty stuck on the grammar and language thing, aren't you?
Heliosphan15 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan Dude, why does grammer matter that much, its Youtube!
And you know hating entirely on another country just because of one thing, like The Onion, isnt any better than what your calling them. We should all be fighting for the greater good, its our governments that are the real enemy, (which is what The Onion is making fun of, dats why they rule :] )but hating on each other gets us no where.
I'm not American in case your wondering. x|
pricture 8 months ago
@pricture People elect their own government and ended up hating their own government. Now, who is dumb? I bet, that those people who are complaining are not capable of running the country either.
People just cant find satisfaction in their lives. Ok mate, God bless to your great country Canada where the healthcare system is awesome.
GreatestHooligan 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan FUCK YOU DUMB
warlock0110 8 months ago
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@warlock0110 You are dumber. You can't even write a complete sentence.
GreatestHooligan 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan I guess your right, but I think that some of our world's leaders are so messed up, they screw their own ppl over just to stay on top of things. xP
And thanx for the compliment, you too. ;]
pricture 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan
by the way, get off your "i'm british and americans are dumb pigs" high horse, pull the stick out of your ass, and get a sense of humour.
no need to reply. good day!
--This has been a public service announcement from the committee of Get The Fuck Over Yourself--
Heliosphan15 8 months ago
@GreatestHooligan ..When I think of the British I think of Austin Powers, bad teeth and no chins....errrrrrrrr, Thank You.
Dogface276 7 months ago
@Dogface276 That's because your knowledge is so limited that only comedy movies can influence you.
That's how stupid and dumb Americans are. Mcdonalds, Fat- butt, ignorant, inbreeding, motherfuckers.
Remember, If you know history, the British empire is the reason the country United States existed. Shove that in your throat.
GreatestHooligan 7 months ago
@GreatestHooligan awww is jolly old England still bitter that a bunch of hicks and the french beat them 200 years ago?
jack101564 7 months ago
@GreatestHooligan ....I thought you were crazy but now I can see you're nuts...errrrrrrrrrr,Thank You.....But on the other hand America should have fed your tiny little country to Hitler but instead we build great bombs and being the greatest nation on earth we saved your lard ass Queen and all the other little queens such as yourself....YEAH BABY !!!!!!!!
Dogface276 7 months ago
@GreatestHooligan
Troll harder. : P
AngelFluttershy767 7 months ago
@GreatestHooligan and if it wasnt for the U.S., Europe would be speaking German.
honestly countries divide the population too much
0wnij 7 months ago
I feel bad for anyone with bipolar.
flashdancebabe 8 months ago
@flashdancebabe My naybor has it, he thinks hes the anti-christ and jesus.
elvensbane 8 months ago
Typical. The media just won't stop criticising the guy. So he has an off day? Are you telling me all those reporters always feel in the mood to do stuff? OBAMA 1 OSAMA 0 - ! USA USA USA!
MrErisian 8 months ago
I have bipolar disorder and my house isn't nearly that dirty... although I have been wearing the same shirt for the past three days...
Kfowlkes09 8 months ago
"A record marijuana bust that turned out to be mostly schwag" LOL!!!
flight96 8 months ago
0:55 - Ride the good feeling. NICE.
RunescapeEXILE 8 months ago
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nemdahelido 8 months ago
Its funny because its true lol
CarpeVeracity 8 months ago
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*Obama: What a disgrace!
To have him as an American president, this incompetent, former coke head & community agitator, with a marxist ideology who's destroying our country with his massive deficit spending and is intent on turning America into a Socialist cesspool.
notbestfriends 9 months ago
Who subtitled this? Maybe learn how to spell before you take it upon yourself subtitle vids...
dleesnuts 9 months ago
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If that was true, it would explain lots of things.
TheMisterKibe 9 months ago
rofl
Aislan4414 9 months ago
Hey I have aspurgers and I will never stoop so low as to be a politician.
Phreyzah 9 months ago 33
@Phreyzah I have that too! YAY!
lordbrixo 8 months ago
@Phreyzah No, you don't. If you had Asperger's then you would at least know how to spell it.
nothing980454 8 months ago
@Phreyzah i hear u i have it too fuck that
skaterboi4life22 7 months ago
If you had Asperger's, you would know how to spell Asperger's, which I also happen to have
breeeegs 7 months ago
@Phreyzah its not low to be a politician its low to be a corrupt politician.
some people aspire to be a politician to change the world in a good way.
terrorlord15 6 months ago
@Phreyzah No, no, he said "Assburgers"
therealmetroidmaniac 5 months ago
Are you aware that people with bipolar incl. Churchill, Isaac Newton, Beethoven, Hemingway, Keats, Poe, Emerson, Twain, Stephen Fry,Nightingale, - Scientists,Theologians, Historians etc. See A-Z people with bipolar.
If Churchill could bring Eng. through a war, Obama can bring his brilliance to USA. He didn't get elected for nothing.
kerrileewolf 9 months ago
@kerrileewolf i know for sure that beethoven, newton, hemingway, twain, and emerson did not have bipolar. and i think churchill just suffered from depression, not bipolar. i never heard of fry, nightingale, or keats. you contribute to the bad stigma mental illness has, not every great person suffers from a mental illness.
nankerphelge718 7 months ago
@nankerphelge718 -I have bipolar myself, and I work within the mental health sector. The last thing I want is stigma, but the appreciation that helps get me through the tough times..
It's true, not all great people benefit from the inspiration that bi-polar can bring.
I ask you to look into the lives of Steven Fry (contemporary entertainer & presenter), or even the classics such as Keats & Florence Nightingale..
I have done my research and hope that you might look into it a bit further.
kerrileewolf 7 months ago
@kerrileewolf its' just there is not one fact that newton, beethoven, etc. had bipolar, it is speculation based off vauge observations. you have not done good research then. don't make a statement like that if you have nothing to back it up. and its' the claims that all of the great historical people had either bipolar, ad/hd, etc. that makes people doubt the legitimacy of psychological science. what college did you go to? you don't sound very educated honestly.
nankerphelge718 7 months ago
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I don't care birth certificate or not. The way he swaggers up to the microphone and talks down to and about America erks me. I'm at the point where if he comes on TV now I'll change to something, anything else. As far as the birth certificate goes, I hope they can prove he wasn't born here. It might be the only way to get rid of him. While their at it I hope they get rid of Pelosi for vouching for him: that would probably be asking to much.
onstageagain 9 months ago
HAHAH Disheveled,Argumentative, and walks around in an old stained bath robe.
imraw17 9 months ago
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I see Obama’s new campaign slogan is out. “It Begins With Us.” On two out of the three blogs I visited this morning commenters have mentioned that Obama really meant to say “Sh*t Begins With Us.” How long before the Obama campaign machine dumps or re-tools that message? It’s not long for this world. Off to a great start Barry. LOL
onstageagain 10 months ago
lolcopter
simster97 10 months ago
Maybe he is depressed because he can't find his birth certificate !??
Hello Kenya Dept of Records: can you send a copy ???
These Onion guys are clever . . . very funny stuff.
pointdan 10 months ago
is this for real????????????
Goblin9990 10 months ago
@Goblin9990 no they're just making fun of the prez and other world issues
naruimo 10 months ago 11
IDA M. SMITH - SPECIAL ASSISTATNT 2 CONGRESSMAN GREGORY W. MEEKS LOOKY, LOOKY, HERE THIS IS THE SAME THING YOU TOLD ME YOU DIAGNOSED ME AS & HAD THE V A MEDICATING ME FOR BUT I NEVER NEEDED MEDICATION. LITHIUM WAS USED ON ME AS A CHEMICAL RESTRAIT TO COVER UP CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS. TRAITOR! BUT LOOKY, LOOKY HERE THE PRESIDENT GOT IT. IT MUST HAVE COME FROM YOUR BOSS BEING A BALCK TRAITOR TO HIS RACE GOING AGAINST THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT FOR LOYALTY & MONEY STEALING. HERE IS YOUR COVER-UP
phildrice 10 months ago
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@phildrice I see Obama’s new campaign slogan is out. “It Begins With Us.” On two out of the three blogs I visited this morning commenters have mentioned that Obama really meant to say “Sh*t Begins With Us.” How long before the Obama campaign machine dumps or re-tools that message? It’s not long for this world. Off to a great start Barry. LOL
onstageagain 10 months ago
when it's came to ad, youtube is dropping down
guspovsky 10 months ago
lol trains? wtf
pofuno 10 months ago
You know all the Republicans have favorited this one. It's like crack to them.
vidguy007 10 months ago
LMFAO!!!! HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!! HAHAHA
anhavaianas 10 months ago
Yall Monkeys done did it now yall made me piss my chair watching this
s1mcima 10 months ago
A record Marijuana bust turned out to be mostly shwag, lmao
willtawin 10 months ago
EXACTLY. Bipolar disorder is NOT funny and this was in terrible taste. Shame on you. Did you know that Winston Churchill had bipolar disorder? Go educate yourself before you make your stupid spoofs, which are not funny to anyone but the ignorant.
Michellesaysso 10 months ago
@Michellesaysso LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pretty sure this was funny to 400,000 people genius.
charles125 10 months ago
@Michellesaysso
C'me on, Michelle, everything on the Onion is in bad taste. Most of it is also hilarious ("Next up - Japan has developed a hybrid whaling ship.")
If you want "good taste" and political correctness, go to Huffington Post. If you want to laugh your arse off, come here.
Regards
olwill1 10 months ago
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@Michellesaysso
@Michellesaysso
C'me on, Michelle, everything on the Onion is in bad taste. Most of it is also hilarious ("Next up - Japan has developed a hybrid whaling ship.")
If you want "good taste" and political correctness, go to Huffington Post. If you want to laugh your arse off, come here.
Regards
olwill1 10 months ago
@Michellesaysso Hey, I have bipolar II, and i do say, this skit was pretty funny.
alienwareify 10 months ago
lol
logician86 10 months ago
this is abhorrent! bipolar is no laughing matter.
DjTokenMusic 10 months ago
LOL he's hilarious with the stained rainbow and filthy appearance.
Applause to Onion news, I imagine doing this is relatively daring in the US.
Seriously however, at the very least, I hand kudos to Obama-sama for looking competent and involved. Although it's not entirely the same role, my president over here just looks like grinning idiot- correction: is a grinning idiot, when he's not flaming the opposition.
Banzay27 10 months ago
I has assburgers!
TheFinlandnator 10 months ago
This is “Hate speech,and is not protected by the 1st amendment.
It’s is a Fake-TV Evil,Done in bad taste.-It should be removed,As Fraud and Slander. Google knows’ How people will see this as if its' real.
This is a sad statement,on “thou shalt not lie.” Is taken on new meaning.
I have been a life long Republican,The Party of Ronald Reagan.You should be ashamed. For this to remain on Google mocks all America should and did stand for.This is “Hate speech,and is not protected by the 1st amendment.
ftlauman 11 months ago
@ftlauman get professional help. I dont even live in your country and i know this is protected.
gr8Sweetfox 10 months ago
@ftlauman Hate speech? Fraud and Slander? I (JOE PUBLIC) got jerked off every damn day I continue to be alive and buy over priced gas due to comodities traders jacking prices through the roof.Then corporations say they can't hire more people but their stock prices seem to be doing FINE 'cause they're working fewer workers harder.Phuck 'Em,Most politicians and all corporate execs. deserve what ever may befull them.Support your local Constitution.
pocyclips 10 months ago
This is a Fake TV -Bad Joke-It should be removed,As Fraud and Slander. Google knows’ How people will see this as real.
This is a sad statement,on “thou shalt not lie.” Is taken on new meaning.
I have been a life long Republican,The Party of Ronald Reagan.You should be ashamed.
For this to remain on Google mocks all America should and did stand for.
This is “Hate speech,and is not protected by the 1st amendment,
ftlauman 11 months ago
@ftlauman only completely ignorant people would see this as real. Get life......and sense of humor.
elousek28 10 months ago
1:36 best portrait of obama ever !
1973mazdarx4coupe 11 months ago
Umm...then why don't you just state it as EVERY president is bipolar then. Sounds like every president, honestly.. This is lame.
Kaitleigh 11 months ago
You fucks I have bipolar it's no fun wouldn't wish it on anyone get your facts right first before you accuse anyone of a mental illness
Manicwensday1 11 months ago
@Manicwensday1 Wow, you sound like you are even edgy in your manic phase. At the borderline group they taught us to use social skills instead of randomly insulting people. You might go ask your doctor for it, it really helps a lot.
BusterXXXL 11 months ago
The german BND is like cancer. It affects sane countries and starts to grow uncontrollable. The BND snitchers use their surveillance and brainwashing techniques to spread its metastases. These are then used to drain as much money and goods from the affected country to finance their greed and their aim of world governance. There is, as with cancer, only one cure. To cut out any snitcherous tissue and to prevent the spreading of the disease through a strong and radical chemical.
See my channel
wwwtotalitaerde 11 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde Did you know, that the only true story, that was ever featured in CSI was about a BND-agent shooting an american citizen and getting away with it? I think it was the Halloween-episode. Scary!
BusterXXXL 11 months ago
@BusterXXXL So you are defending your Germanys atrocities? And suporting infiltration and subversion of other countries?
In this case you may want to have a look at channel 18BND88
This is about German snitchers abroad undermining the local society to drain as much wealth as possible.
wwwtotalitaerde 10 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde ??? Where did you learn to read? You should get a refund from them!
BusterXXXL 10 months ago
@BusterXXXL In Germany. Check out the Wuala link in the description of my films. Ive just uploaded several books about the 3rd Reich GESTAPO printed in the 1930s. More in english will follow. Today there isnt much difference, only today the torture is done by the BND with directed energy weapons as explained on my channel and homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 10 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde I don't need the books. My uncle was the BND doctor of Preacher Jim Jones. As a child I was involved as a bait in the hostage attempt at Mika Brzinski, and since I stopped thearpy my memories keep coming back. I was the first, to give Muhammad Atta the order to organize 9-11 with the help of Osama Bin Ladin, and I informed both presidents in being W. Bush and B.H.Obama about it, almost a year before it happened.
BusterXXXL 10 months ago