How To Be Australian

[munkeyzz69]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, this just makes the stereo types worst....

[DelorienAz]

nice shorts.



[strangefacekid]

You don't call them Wifebeaters, you call them SINGLETS.

You want to know how to be Australian?

DO EVERYTHING THAT BRITAIN & AMERICA DO !!!

[wyrwich]

Bruce calls into see his mate Robbo who has a broken leg. Robbo says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No worries," Bruce says, and he runs upstairs and there are Robbo's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.

"G'day girls, your Dad sent me up here to root ya both."

"F%*# off ya liar!".

"I'll prove it," Bruce says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Robbo?"

"Of course ya idiot, , what's the use of f%*#in' one?"

[Nurinuri1001]

Hmm you've gotta learn drinkin beer to save water in australia mate.... Sounds bloody Aussie bloke.. Cant here that accent in korea at all...

[Nurinuri1001]

Bloody typical aussie bloke.. Well, if he really wants to be australian, he should have beer on bloody hot weather to save water mate...

[MsErika95]

: D :D :D

[shyamksharma]

Is chaneo's eye open or closed at 1:00

[AmieAzuma10]

Wifebeater fail. xD

'it smells like urine, mate!' XD

[ihatelameusernames]

Keep your liver-killing beer, I'll always stick to my antioxidant-rich green tea :)

[KingRuski666]

Stop holding your beer like a fairy Davo!

[Aussieshepherds123]

ummm ppl theres this thing called "Humor" u might have heard of it...

[dahardtruth]

Ken Oath..

[iSketchWolf]

WHAT THE F*** this is nothing like a australian!!!! even im australian! and i dont were corks on my hat and say g'day all day

[IIproductionsII]

@iSketchWolf it's a joke dick head.

[TahjEdwards]

@iSketchWolf I agree ey...

[ventures64]

I think that's to much salt on the steak. i can tell thats terrible

[TheMELandEL]

WTF! if someone screamed that out at me ill fucking bash them..

[derrickblack]

Stop feeding the trolls.

[zippito98]

wtf was THAT. are americans seriously so stupid they waste their time doing THAT.

[TheOldFatDuckGamer]

@zippito98 That's totally why there is an Aussie flag and a VB there right?

[piglover2008]

do you mean its unaustralian to wear my burka

[DInosauregg123]

Is australian that great? I don't get it why people wants to become some other alienated species?

[jaeyei]

@DInosauregg123 you've to admit that they are just cool

[TheDellanator]

I live in australia...and people don't have an accent lmao, I've lived in australia my whole life, I think it's cause where I live people never had the accents and alot of people in australia are multi cultural so there parents won't be 'australian' so they wouldn't have any accent

[waitew]

It's difficult to tell sometimes with Asians,but that was a dude,right?

[fahad2011fahad]

who in the hell want to be Australian???

[happycath72]

Nice video.

[ananvarm9]

lol...aussies are flowerpots,,,,,,,,,,useless

[HDIDDYINC]

@AmericaRulesCanada....

You are as dumb as that come mate.. unlike your people, majority of the aussies that live in the out back are farmers who work hard everyday!

and arnt 16 knocked up with no teeth at Mcdonalds wasting their welfare payments on a big mac

Your lucky, the ammount of decent americans rack out the ammount of fuck heads like you mate.. or else the aussies would be saving your arse in Afghanistan

[TownsendPrincess00]

@HDIDDYINC bit harsh. you sound a bit bigoted. shouldn't we all respect each others cultures, besides i don't think this video was entirely serious ???

[sillyjontag321]

@HDIDDYINC thanks for understanding that not all Americans are like that AmericaRulesCanada guy, simply by his name you can tell hes a bigheaded asshole, most of us have the upmost respect for all countries especially Australia cus you guys have helped us out alot...thanks again

[VickiiNaulu]

@AmericaRulesCanada ... Don't make me laugh, EVERYONE knows that America is filled with idiots who live off welfare ...

[VickiiNaulu]

@AmericaRulesCanada ... HAHAHA x) No wonder why the terrorist hates you guys .. lol ... Why don't you go and eat something you nasty fat American? I bet your a typical 40 yr old living in your mothers basement wanking off to your mothers photo.OH by the way the war in Afghan is all because of YOU GUYS, if you AMERICANS didn't stick your noses into other peoples business than WE AUSTRALIANS wouldn't have to come and BACK you guys up AGAIN!.

[jagdpanther1944]

good to see you are teaching Chaneo good habits by drinking VB instead of any other aussie beer "the best cold beer is Vic"

[Sonnyandshare]

he's hot!

[22jackmaster]

your racists you americans cant think anythings wrong with you your all fat and dontsee it our teachers at school even say that 90% of americans are fat

[6000voltage]

Hahahahahaha 'Get some real piss into ya!'

[abarford1]

Hang on a minute mate, that wasn't chinese tea that was "tea tea" who the bloody hell doesn't drink "tea tea" in Australia, you gotta edit that part out surly.

,

A Concerned Australian

[vsboy25]

this is funny mate.

[robzale]

you want to put a video on about being australian, its not a wife beater, that is an american term, its called a jackie howe, if you dont know who he is, looked him up

[madcuntcunts]

This is so racist. I love it.

[23026614]

aussie aussie oye oye... Indian by birthw..aussie by choise..ausdian...

[liljammydodger]

hummm serotype .

[KRANKYcleaver]

pffft aussie faggots.

[Eshayzbra96]

@KRANKYcleaver Lol if it werent for Australia britian wouldnt of made good progress in WW1

[krayzeegal54]

lol so funny bro

[GAMEover5342]

i am australian wtf we r not like that :O

[Eshayzbra96]

@GAMEover5342 then you are not Australian but i hate VB you gotta get your smurdoff going. And we dont do all that stuff just half.

[chaff93]

Lol.. his burps.. imma girl and I can do better than that!! :D

total bushpig haha

biggest laugh at this vid! makes you proud to be an aussie, so many larrikins!!

[thefidlerontheroof]

HAHAHA! just rotfl

[mzbrunette149]

'Davo' in itself was Aussie enough

[AmericaRulesCanada]

To be an Australian all you need is a lobotomy

[den16b]

@AmericaRulesCanada <----Yeah you can't have one, you haven't anything to extract! Now bend over and let the Chinese government get there moneys worth!

[scatts38]

ladies should be called sheilers and real aussies have dead horse (tomato sauce) on their steak ....anyway nice work hehehehe

[KdGHSF]

"here get some real piss into ya, now.. we don't sip it we skull it" something my dad would say. :')

totally unlike us, but it was funny.

[06buddo]

Haha awesome... I'm an Aussie, and I have a sense of humor, I lold

[Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh]

being aussie sucks

[HornseDizzleWWE]

lol at his attemp to burp!

[wombatsiide]

Us aussies know how to laugh at ourselves, well we are supposed to.... Seems some of us who live down in the city in the "civilsed" areas have somewhere along the line forgotten that. Bloody yuppies get over yourselves and grab a beer. Relax, the world is not going to end tomorrow and if it is do you want to waste your time whinging about this or drinking another beer? Know what I goin to do, catch you all later. :)

[zSituation]

LOL its obviously being stereotypical, i guess true blue Australians are kinda like this but its exaggerated a LOT

[MrKevin486]

CHUG CHUG CHUG.....YEaaaaaahhhh Bloddy marvelous...I fucking lol'd

[MrKevin486]

Show us ya tis love...give it a go mate!

[Aragiss]

@MrKevin486 tis love??

[supercarXXX]

poor cricket....



[wubblejux]

This should be retitled "How to act like a lower class Australian bogan. You'll never see civilised people here in Australia behaving like that.

[MrAussie78]

lol thats the way to go :D

[papasniff1andonly]

I used to be an aussie then moved to europe,looking at that video im now glad I moved.

[smooch1992]

my two best friends are australians and they dont act like that lol

they talk like that most of the time but they are heaps nice and wouldnt say that to a girl unless they really knew her, even then im not sure they would lol

but this does make me laugh.

[misgraceification]

this is funny and yeh where im from in the western nsw, most aussies act this way lol

[valourtrain]

the proper australian dingo

[MissTozzy123]

bahaha,

show us ya tits love.

i use heaps of slang D:

[BellaMarie220]

Aussie accents are soooo hot :)

[brocksoy]

@BellaMarie220 how are they

[BellaMarie220]

@brocksoy because they just sound amazing

[Yoshi53131]

@BellaMarie220 we dont have accents :P bahaha!

[ortan191]

@BellaMarie220 and where are you from

[leemenzie]

@BellaMarie220 You're not australian are you? hehe 

[leemenzie]

Respond to this video...

[MrFataja]

@BellaMarie220 shut up

[kampmeister01]

Very funny.

[amberbarber850]

haha "smells like urine mate"

[bemahfriend]

LOL after two minutes the asian finally speaks hahahaha and what does he say?

"titties"

[braytex]

to non australians, bogans are australias suburban white trash. this guy is somewhat of a bogan but lacks biker tats and has to many teeth.

[jmajazz1]

hahaha



[verdefull]

u can't be australian,,everyone knows australians are european..brits. and no asian black can't be aussie

[SomeTotalRandom]

this guy sounds like some 1 from a aussie beer add

[takeawaygirl1111]

this is shit! aussies arent like that!

[powerball14222]

You Aussies are sick. Oh my god!

[indigo4u4u]

Very bogan

[Lauriejanee095]

this should be called 'how to be a bogan' no 'how to be an australian'

[mariaDLC]

A wife beater? lol that comes from America..ha ha

[ivasenko48]

He has to meet his boyfriend at the café. That is so much classier. I'd much rather go with him to the café than stay there drinking that vile VB.

[MrCastaaa]

Classic!

[Halafang]

Yeah lmao bogans choice of beer too that vile tasting vicious bitch VB

[Lyra369]

boooooooogaaaaaaaan. funny though,love the accent

[ModestDanny]

Wow Australians are cool! :o

[Thanosandandy2]

"titties" lol

[MsSpring14]

This guy is an idiot. What a bogan.

[XxAleenazxX]

i didn't laugh once at this. totally boring and untrue. most australians arn't aussie ockers. i cant stand one when i do meet one, which are usually from the country..

[DigbyWeapon]

I'd rather be this then anything else.

[WadstAAr]

So hes basicly saying Australians are Hosers?

[Stine789]

funny...not funny...sorta funni

GAY

[Chritipa]

Pretty sure my expression is just as bad as the Asian man's when drinking VB. And I'm Australian! I prefer real beer.

[ThysiosX]

He's basically right, but just going over the top with everything.

Haha pretty funny though :)

[mescalero78]

It's NOT a wife beater if it's not blue

[rollopopin]

no most australians are like this .. kind of..hes definately over doing it but he has the basics. maybe we should unamericanise ouselves and be more aussie !! bitchess

at least i can say he is australian.. i dont know about you others saying hes not

[JessicaLeeTube]

LOL

thhhhhhp, TITTIES.

[23luckyno]

ahahah lol this is heeps good haha (im an aussie) haha i love it haha good work

[pazza1010]

i hate dickheads like this who dedicate themself to the aussie steryotype

[23luckyno]

@pazza1010 are u aussie cause i am and i fine this heeeeps funny haha lol 

[bomcl000]

I'm Australian and if I saw someone that acted like that I would laugh at them soo much !!

[paddlepopkid]

hahahaha so ownage at the end... his a fag... so fail

[DarkenSweetY]

omgosh.. haha. this is so funny. :)) the asian guy was so funny. :)

[bludb2]

lol get some real piss in to ya

[oneweirdfellah]

Its "skoll" but you probably say "run a muck" instead of run amok...and "mole" insted of "moll" too...aussie ALWAYS fuck this shit up....christ Im ashamed to be an aussie sometiomes because they just dont understand words sometimes.....

[Ki11aGori11a]

For more Aussie humor check out the vid I found on my channel.

[paigeeeeexx3]

i think its just taking the peee on haw much slat he pur on :L

[katiewhite94]

what the hell, this is weird.

im australian and i dont sit there skulling beer and burp.

LOL

but this was funny

[oneweirdfellah]

skolling beer...every one thinks its "skull" like a bloody skull

[dillonmb]

@deathxawaits Yeah, we call them wifebeaters for some reason... shit load of tradesmans wear them to work since nobody cares about how dirty it is. I don't reckon singlets and beaters are the same.. they look alot different, thickness, length, style.. etc.

[grilloproductions20]

look at my channel to see what ould happen if an australian fought an american... its the featured video

[JoezettE88]

I don't have to do anything in order to be Aussie (=

[ShaneyG1993]

Australian's are great because we have the ability to laugh at ourselves.

Things such as our culture, our slang. I find it absolutely hilarious.

[james1458256]

shut up m8 jokin :P

[whatzupa]

I call it a singlet.

[Cabess13]

lol i'm nothing like that, but i do have the accent. lol

but i don't burp like that. SNAG!!!! ICEYPOLE!!!! ESKIE!!! VEGEMITE!!! lol i love aussie :)

[tristanauspride]

the majority of australians look like the lady in the clip nowadays haha

[tristanauspride]

@maddsBBY wholy fuck it is....lol...many chinese look like they could be both...

[maddsBBY]

@tristanauspride ahahaha .

[moniifukelz1]

lol at the salt bit! i could go a beer right about now!

show us ya tits

[fuckmyyou]

fuck australians

[reno1111111100]

cough*jelous*cough

[maddsBBY]

@fuckmyyou racist bitch .

[theblasto]

BRUCE!

[martymucha]

Fucking gold, "Show us ya tits love"

[Clownpwnage17]

vb is shit fucking burn it ahhh burn.

[Sadyrak]

The vast majority of Australians are nothing like this....

[alexfanx]

I think it's supposed to be a stereotype.

[moosildinho]

@Sadyrak i wouldnt say 'vast majority'. I'd say 70% aren't like this

[therisaissoadjective]

@Sadyrak Dont worry it IS an aussie ripping off aussies. :L

[merlonroxftw]

@Sadyrak then your not australian :D

[Gasolinelitmatch15]

@Sadyrak sorta tru there aint that many bogans

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@Sadyrak The vast majority of Australians are actually pretty stupid..........

[puntertakeson]

@AmericaRulesCanada True dude

[brookeharrismusic]

@AmericaRulesCanada Not everyone..... that's a little judgmental

[23warnie]

@AmericaRulesCanada the fast majority of AMERICANS are fucking dumb as shit, you can not talk. oh and by the way everyone likes Canada way better then you so shut up delete your account and be happy alright

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@23warnie No one even thinks about Canada or Australia for that matter. Global indifferance for these two countries are confused with love. Anyway I can see why you defend Canada.....after all both canada and australia are composed of gay hillbillys.....like your military :)

[Eshayzbra96]

@AmericaRulesCanada Lol hillbillys only excist in America with them running around burning crosses with sheets on them and it appears that the Canadian and Australian army were 1 of the 1st in WW1 and you lazy assholes only joined 3 years later wen we were already starting to win the war.

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@Eshayzbra96 Nope. Have you seen the people in your Outback? THATs is a hillbilly. We had to step in because you pussys were losing. Canadian and Australian soldiers are cowards and that cuts across time and context.

[Eshayzbra96]

@AmericaRulesCanada lol and have you been to the outback and seen how many people are actaully out in the back? hahaha also you steped in WW2 and you dont stop to think that Australians have helped you fucking burger king faggots since Korea to Afghanistan and we are fighting in Afghanistan because of what happend to the world trade centre and lol you mention ww2 how fucking pathetic.

[Eshayzbra96]

@AmericaRulesCanada umm you fucking retarded american if you havnt even relised that Americas part of the war wasnt even huge and infact not many people even relised TODAY that Americas involvment in the war. Also we lost 50 to 60 thousand soldiers since april 25th 1914 to november 11th 1918 why? because we were in almost EVERY front line well better to make that into EVERY front line and if it werent for Australia, the hole campain in the war would of been bettre of as a german victory

[rhart49]

@AmericaRulesCanada Coming from a yank your comment means bugger all. Look at your own country you hypocrite.

[harrison1993301]

no clue then mate

[KsPeRtdwhore]

que nabo el chabon.. -.-

[jakub426]

xDDDDDD titties

[aussieebabe]

that guys hot :P

[wackojacko239]

vb shit extra dry good

[Hellthrasher]

That was classic!

What's the name of that beer??

[Jationator]

This is kind of...stereotypical.

[WoTFreak13]

Oookay,,,