Rainbow Dash - And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet

[PrinnyBlack]

1. Rainbow Dash would never read a book.

2. Twilight Sparkle would never qualify to be RD's pet.

3. Rainbow Dash is now a book worm.

4. ????

5. PROFIT

[MrNauran]

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[DNiiCErock4597]

LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3

[00Davocracy]

… Dash isn't actually touching Twi's horn, though. It is a TRICK OF PERSPECTIVE.

[SpeedCrazed50]

And that's why this scene would never require a ship.

[8supermushroom]

Laboss

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[kicsiqki]

Twi:

Im a year older than you.

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

REASON TO LIVE, GONE.

[NeighingCartographer]

Hopes... deleted.

[Soriokeink]

I miss the comment that said

"MY FANFICTIONS ARE RUINED!!!"

[Xidphel]

Twilight: [Emotional crit]

[Sharpener00]

Dat sound effect.

[the0007lord]

I remember when this was the 999th Video Kyrospawn uploaded...

Good times.

Then Gummy Confirmed for best Pony.

[Ravengaurd6]

0:03 SOON

[LucciCP9]

Forever unowned.

[Shadowrushbrony]

BRACE THINESELVES!

FANFICS COME FORTH AT A MILE A MINUTE!

[Madvillane]

What's up with the snapback and the hov glasses? hahaha

[rpggame16]

"And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet. (Puts on shades) Deal with it."

[theangryguitarguy]

bonk bonk bonk

[Crazymecrazy12]

I wanna be your pet, rainbow dash :3

[RainbowSprinkles1001]

Rarity: Mess with the mane, get the brush!

Twilgiht: No Rarity, I'm good tha- OW!

Rarity: I'm...trying...!!

[BTLarrity]

Is it me or do I just see Douchebag Dash?

[SandJosieph]

Thanks to Gorz and Kalut I can now only think of this as a blind Rainbow Dash trying to feel where Twilight is.

[Timmy1Boii1Eraser]

okay... when did she say that to Twilight?

[Sonally4ever]

@Timmy1Boii1Eraser It was the episode where RD was looking for the right pet to have.

[AnonBrony]

Who would qualify to be your pet? plz... tell me....

[adamtheamazing64]

It's like a mix between deal with it and scumbag steve.

[Xavier22116]

It's alright y'all... Totally ignore the fact that she looked quite annoyed that Rainbow Dash was touching her at all.

[CapnTricorn]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!@!­@!

[asafk8]

I laughed so hard at this

[analbumcover500]

That and those stupid civil rights activists

[darkwulf23]

Damn, every s&m joke I can think of has all ready been said by everyone else.

[Kipkat13]

B-But... I love you... :'(

[ArmorTalons310]

@MobianShoopIndustry Trolololololol dude check on equestria daily article about an upcoming episode hearts and hooves, be ready because fluttermac and cherimac will be flaming all over the place once it came out while I be playing Sonic Generations on this one day holiday.

[ArmorTalons310]

@louster200 In harry potter fanfics and sonic fanfics, we call it PAIRING PAIRING PAIRING... Oh forget it

[ArmorTalons310]

@TherealRNO Ahem... Fluttermac and SoarinDash are the only straight pairings available, I hate lesbian fics, I see them as Femslash while you guys seeing it normal.... Seriously?

[MobianShoopIndustry]

@ArmorTalons310 Some lesbian ships do stem from natural facts thus some of them are 'normal' and can be enjoyable 'normal' or not. There are way more hetero pairs than you realize. I like and highly respect Big Macintosh, but have yet to find a single ship I can support and im a HUGE shipper. Given how much he has been ship this tends to bring about sex jokes. I HATE THAT! Hence the reason I avoid even Mac ship fic. I hate being this narrow minded but, I hate the reason im this way even more.

[LordJazeth]

Twilight: hopes.....deleted

[Fluttershy66CP]

Spike:RARITY Y U NO LOVE ME ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[ItzTatiii]

*video response*

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

[SkoomaFilms]

My reaction

/watch?v=41hpupcHrhI

:L

[zachdavis790]

i find it strange sometimes when rainbow dash is referred to as "her", but its even worse when rainbow is referred to as "him"

[TehPedoBear2]

Twilight's heart = Broken

[ohperkele]

Twilight: DASHIE Y U NO LOVE ME ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[louster200]

SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING and stuff.

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

If I can't have Dashie no pony can.

[AnonBrony]

My heart= shattered

[SalvadorDali22]

twilight you can be my pet anytime. i'll even let you do my homework

[flipkillah]

@SalvadorDali22 homework sealed the deal for you. You win!

[World1Level2]

Twilight: But, I made this sweater, from my tears...

[GunsR4squares]

Swag.

[vopo123]

rainbow dash always dresses in style.

[ZZSFAN]

@vopo123 *takes out sunglasses*

YEEEEEEEAH! (CSI Scream)

[TheAle89515]

... and that's why Twilight was forced to do another -_- face.

[NinjaSpiderVI]

The scene that spawned a thousand Rainbow/Twilight stories.

[cpolinsky]

I guess Rainbow Dash didn't have to hide her feelings from Twilight after all...

[alwaysmaggot11]

@cpolinsky Win

[MizCherryBlossom8]

Meanwhile...

Scootaloo: YES! There is still hope!

[AeroRanger100]

And that's why SOPA will never get passed.

[xXiaoDrag0n]

Warning: Twilight Sparkle is clearly annoyed by Rainbow Dash.

[ForestTowncomms]

Odd. According to every fan fiction ever, Twilight should love Rainbow doing that to her horn.

[njduran]

@ForestTowncomms Woah, so you mean RD just jerked her off?

[GriffinStallion]

@ForestTowncomms WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!

[ryarod]

@ForestTowncomms Not ALL of them. But yes, a lot of revolting fanfics do claim that. Such a pity... :(

[danvseverything]

@ForestTowncomms congradulations you just wone 1,000,000,000,000,000 metaphore dollars for leaving the greatest comment EVER!!!

[Ravengaurd6]

@ForestTowncomms she didn't get to finish

[ImagineNoReligions]

@ForestTowncomms She's mad Dash didn't finish the job.

[Me999xyz]

She looks awesome in Sunglasses.

[GreenGearMood]

LIKE A BOWSS

[380aksel]

play Triage at Dawn at the end of this video to get an impression of Twilights feelings

[lop7685]

ID LOVE TO BE UR PET DASHIE. DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO LICK YOU?!?!

[IamNixon]

@lop7685 Related videos. Fluttershy - (nods)

[w3irdo13]

@lop7685 Tell me, really, why do you keep popping up on every Rainbow Dash video I see?

[lop7685]

@w3irdo13 LOL what are YOU doing, watching every dashie video? we have that in common.

WELL HERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US TWO..

MY PANTS ARE OFF. AHAHAAHAHAHAHA :3 I WUB DASHIE

[w3irdo13]

@lop7685 Dude, that's creepy.

[SandJosieph]

@lop7685 - Oh that's easy to accomplish: I'm wearing shorts.

[Mrmonkeymanism]

@w3irdo13 yeah this guys a freaky fuck

[lop7685]

@Mrmonkeymanism lol. seriously though,  I WUB DASHIE :3

[ItzTatiii]

Twilight: B-but.. *pulls a drawing of her and Dash* I always want to be..

[SapphireShapeShifter]

@ItzTatiii i think that was a comic once

it made me sad

[ItzTatiii]

@SapphireShapeShifter its suppose to be from a comic. It also made me sad too.

[CragHackRUS]

5 years old girl: "Rainbow have a good sense of houmor and pranks Twilight"

Bronies: "LOLSHIPPINGLOLSEXJOKELOLLOL!!­"

[MetaGamer0]

Turtle=Dashie's pet

Dashie=Chuck Norris's pet

[JohnTheHeavy]

@MetaGamer0 TORTOISE 

[audiomaniac02]

@JohnTheHeavy i lold

[yamiblade]

Meh, I always figured Twilight would be more of Rarity's pet

[MangoDolphinYoutubin]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[GLaDOSgeek]

@MangoDolphinYoutubin (insert eagle cry here) :"D

[LordPenguin7485]

Dash speaketh: "And yee shalt never be thine pet."

AND LO WITH A MIGHTY CLAP THE SHATTERED THE VERY HEAVEN THEMSELVES.

The clop fiction fell upon the bronies like hot rain, and it did scold us and burn thine flesh

[PsylomeAlpha]

@LordPenguin7485 ... i think you meant "scald"

[LordPenguin7485]

@PsylomeAlpha FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­-

[CaptainAlliance]

DEAL WITH IT.

[3arlGray]

Twilight: B[

[TheAle89515]

Don't worry Twilight, you'd qualify to be MY pet...

[DangExpensiveBagels]

i saw a rottweiler's annus opening and closing the other day, i feel so wrong now...

[YetAnotherBrony1]

5 - I'd a be my pet.

[TheFlammableGas]

Heard the "clop, clop, clop" sound when Dashie knocked on her head? I guess there's nothing in there after all...

[polarface456]

ah man

[TheRealBlackPuma]

Ponies as pet? Really, Dash? That's racist.

[MegaSuperFox]

just a sex slave

[BrainDS2]

Twilight > RD

[TheDerpyy]

And thus, a thousand TwiDash fanfics were created.

The end.

[XmusicXchikkX]

This cancels out all TwilightXDash ships.

[caspercool1001]

@XmusicXchikkX Pet=/=Lover

Your argument is invalid!

[boxofpi314]

She may not make a good pet, but she WOULD make a good bitch!

[shadowbutterflies15]

Over used joke time: "I used to be Rainbow Dash's pet, then I took and arrow to the knee.."

[RavenSolidus]

Ponydom... O_o

[shadowbeam765]

Somewhere in that video...

Iies the perfect frame for a "Dat Flank" joke.

[kitty19181]

@darksoulkey83 No you do don't. You want to be her pet. :)

[KinkamenaDianePie]

FAIR GAME RAINBOW DASH

SHE'S FAIR GAME

[CrashBandicoot68]

Said Rainbow Dash, as she pet Twilight.

[malcolmmorin]

Twilight would qualify to be MY pet. But for other reasons...Physical kinds...Pleasurable ones...

Okay, Since I wrote that, I must now go kill myself.

[Thiefenz]

I want to be Rainbow Dash's Pet

[darksoulkey83]

I WANT RAINBOW DASH TO BE MY PET!!!!!

[TheZombieKing]

Jack Sparrow: "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!!"

[SiFronOnline]

@malcolmmorin ......... *Grabs the elements of harmony and has Twilight and co banish you to the sun*

[nelord7000]

Twilights heart= broken

[ZZSFAN]

@nelord7000 watch?v=FVk-9ghcPQI

[wafflepoke25]

And that's why you would never...

*sunglasses already on*

QUALIFY TO BE MY PET!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

That really sucked.

[jbjoker22]

Rainbow Dash

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U such a G!!!

[PkKirby876]

Gansta Rainbow is the best Rainbow

[Peaserist]

@PkKirby876 Do I have to bust a cap in a flank?

[GigawingsVideo]

*check fanfiction website*

Yep, there's a fanfiction based on this now.

[fruit205]

@lifeofthe6 thanks broski

[0N33A5YWA1K7HR0UGH]

can i be ur pet? HMMMMM?

[K9RacingAndStuff]

You need to be 20% cooler to be my pet.

[Loof42]

@K9RacingAndStuff 20% cooler? That is SO season 1.

[MeetSimmio]

Twilight: But wait! I COULD BE YOUR PET! GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! ...wait, what the hell am I saying?

[toocheaptobuyatripod]

Ponies can ride ponies. Anything goes.

[CaptainAlliance]

@toocheaptobuyatripod SOunds like kinky twilight O.e

[megajebus]

@toocheaptobuyatripod Ponies on ponies? O_o

[CrashSucksMariosaGOD]

@toocheaptobuyatripod Sounds something like hardcore porn.

[AbeX301]

@toocheaptobuyatripod Good unicorns, who once knew better spells, now only use four-pages-book of magiiiiiic...

ANYTHING GOES~!

[CGWolf2013]

@toocheaptobuyatripod

This made me think dirty thoughts. And your comment also just happens to have 69 likes.

[Atvishees]

@toocheaptobuyatripod I see what you mean.

And then the Duke of Kent comes to the rescue!

Right?

[SomeKindaSpy]

@toocheaptobuyatripod; /watch?v=17ZWrcL9Dz0

[cozcat42]

@toocheaptobuyatripod BY cole porter

[ArmorTalons310]

@pokemonmaster914 Ever heard of a thing called incest and braeburn is better paired with somepony else rather that applejack, mr. Expert shipper, tell me, why half of the shippings are lesbian?

[TherealRNO]

@ArmorTalons310: They're lesbian, because the Mane 6 are the only ponies that are the featured stars. The colts & younger ponies are small bit players (i.e. background characters).

[ArmorTalons310]

@jokemasterslifer Yay no more sick femslash! Get a proper pairing like SonAmy and FlutterMac!

[fruit205]

what does canon mean?

[lifeofthe6]

@fruit205 Canon refers to what is fact as determined by the show, or facts that are confirmed by actions in the show, lines from the show, or comments by any of the show's animators or creators.

For example: Derpy Hooves used to be "fanon", or widely accepted by the brony community to be official, but not recognized by the actual show. Then the Hub and the shows creators acknowledged her existence, even calling her Derpy, which made her "canon", or official.

[iToasterFace]

I find it slightly disturbing that ponies are like upper class animals.

I mean they're the only animal who have the luxury of living in a house, and every other animals is either used as livestock or a pet.

[dark7element]

@iToasterFace It's especially disturbing when you realize that some animals, notably the sheep on Applejack's farm, are intelligent and capable of speech, yet the ponies treat them like livestock anyway. The sheep example is especially disturbing, they're basically enslaved so that the ponies can harvest their body hair and make clothes out of it.

Fluttershy's rabbit is another odd example, he's obviously sentient and understands speech, but he doesn't speak.

[F1NJP]

@dark7element They probably had a war between ponies and the bunny kingdom and since bunnies lost, one of the conditions of the peace treaty was that bunnies are now considered ponies' pets. They treat them pretty well though so that's a bonus for the bunny king.

[skittycat3]

@iToasterFace *cough*humans*cough*

[karamando123]

Rainbow Dash's pet is a turtle. At least now I know Twilight is not a turtle.

Where am I going with this?

[traehnoil]

Twilight: "...the shit I put up with..."

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

Can Twilight be my pet?

[pokemonmaster914]

Look, let's not jump to conclusions they are lesbian without proper reasons

I'm an expert shipper

Listen to me peeps:

TwilightxSpike

ApplejackxBraeburn

I am confirming those 2 right now

I am the expert shipper here

kkthxbye

[WillowTheUmbreon]

@pokemonmaster914 Braeburn is Applejacks cousin. So that would never work. Twilight is a pony and Spike is a dragon. It won't work.

[pokemonmaster914]

@WillowTheUmbreon There's a thing called inbreeding, it's when a relative is in a relationship/marries/has sexual intercourse with another relative. It's uncommon to see because it's frowned upon these days, but it exists and is possible.

Trust me, I'm an expert shipper

[KendallLockwood3751]

@pokemonmaster914 Expert Shipper? Braeburn is Applejack's cousin. So you're saying incest is canon now? And Spike is in love with Rarity. o3o

[pokemonmaster914]

@KendallLockwood3751 Don't act like it's a weird thing, inbreeding was all the rage in ancient times

And yes, I'm an expert shipper, deal with it :3

[TalentedStranger]

This video made Shockwave crash on my computer...

[ARandomAccount0]

Bitches and Ho....rses :D

[MegaMittens]

Or because the 19th pony amendment to the equestrian constitution.

No purple ponys shall be enslaved in pony ville :/

[SuperZorthax]

Indeed

┌─┐

┴─┴

ಠ_ರೃ

Indeed

[IIIRainbowDashIII]

@SuperZorthax ಠ_ಠ

[SegaMario]

She should've said that to the "Chicken".

[enjuy]

when you at least 20% cool as rainbow dash.then you can talk

[Quicksilver1111]

Why does she move her head down for a head pat if she doesn't like it?

[BronyPie67]

tussle my hair Mr.Hanks! :D

[Thiefenz]

Pinkie Pie is already Dash's pet

[magnumheadshot702]

6 people wanna be dashes pet

[the0007lord]

@magnumheadshot702 No, 37,770 people want to be Rainbow's Pet.

[zvermilyer3]

My theory is this: when Twilight spoke to Dash in "Lesson Zero", Dash mistakenly thought that Twilight was hitting on her, and by the time of this episode, she still believes that Twilight has a crush on her, hence this conversation.

[Xel963]

@zvermilyer3 Your theory is now my headcanon... :3

[ominoususer]

c-...can I be your pet, Rainbow Dash?

[Shadowzsiin97]

Instead of being her pet

you must be my little pony