Cortex Command - Crab Battle

[warlerker]

Ending was fucking priceless

[TheLacune]

FAIL xD

[pipo506]

lo Great Vid

[seimouralrom]

I dont know how to delivery stuffs T_T.... like the chip from that zombie mission :/

[gunjacktube]

Nice game but why you had to die so unexpected death ? hhhha

[Shonbi]

You should've bombed the crabs with crab bombs. And added napalm for extra flashiness.

[ManualReplica]

LOL

[px851]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB :3

[guywithminigun]

look up "flapjack-I got crabs" to see this games future mascot

[sonicheroes777]

How to play Cortex Command:

1. Order 50+ crabs in a crate

2. Watch the massive crabsplosion as all the crabs are released at once

[narutosocado]

This always happens to me!

Sometimes when i destroy zombie spawner on zombie cave, the metal thing falls on my head and boom!

[mastermage23]

Well, first I though "Wow...epic barrel roll kill" Then the fail "....FFFFUUUUUUU!"

I feel sorry for ya man, but seriously, that berrel roll was hilarious XD

[wallofdeath123]

hahahaha i wonder why the pieces of the broken ships always fly towards one of my men is it just luck???

[bargundabal]

lol !

[omgfocker]

crazy rocket flying skills haha

[YourMotherx900and26]

i suggest a crab bomb. fill a rocket with 50+ crabs and crash it straight into the ground. crab shrapnel everywhere.

[CptSpiffyPanda]

Oli oli oooooo

[IscinPostremo]

So there's this giant enemy crab...

[TheMorganbobo]

lol i squished that mother crab

EDIT: with my bear feet too

[TheMorganbobo]

lol i squished that mother crab

[AtillaDaNun]

snake anwser me... CRAB BATTLE!

[MarshmallowRadiation]

Lol hl2 hunter sounds

Rofl ending.

[ernieschmidt]

hahahaha what an ending! truely captures the hilarious frustration that cortex command is made of :)

[fd5848517]

is this game better then mine craft

[fd5848517]

hey im like a pro at that game, i fixed my computer and it is way faster, only my badass bro broke my computer, il get him someday

[griifster99]

Lol I was skirmishing with the cpu,and I had a Spaz 1200. He used the most expensive default dropship, and I blew one of the rockets off, for it to go all crazy, hit the other rocket, both blow up and killed whatever was in the dropship. I made it out unscathed.

[torknick]

wow marshmallowmurderer would be proud

[MrJackal22]

Hehe, nice video! Gotta love crushing things with the good ol' MKI, eh? Or is that a MKII?

[SmokeSriker125]

Attack it's weak point for massive damage!

[fd5848517]

i was wandering how i can make my comp faster because its so slow

[fd5848517]

commoan i have that game and my computer is slow, ive killed the crab, and on my com it is so slow that to fet even a little of the ground it takes aabout 1 min

[Mavi222]

lmao.. subbed

[Lavanight]

Why do you guys failed to see the point of this video isn't to rush win against the GIANT ENEMY CRAB?

But lol, rocketrolled AND a fail in one game, that's epic.

[crazypsyko666]

Hey, newbie to Cortex Command, how do I get in rockets and dropships and the like? Nothing seems to work.

[SqueegyMackoy]

@crazypsyko666 Select the rocket, open its doors, fly over and pick the guy up, or just open its doors and set it to 'stay', switch to the guy and climb in.

[crazypsyko666]

@SqueegyMackoy See, that's my issue. I don't see a way to open the doors up. I checked the keybinds and the circular menu, but neither have any hints.

[Lavanight]

@crazypsyko666 Just select your craft and click whatever you have bound for shoot.

[DubSalat]

@crazypsyko666 When you are controlling rocket,tap fire when empty,then get in with selected unit

[WhiteShock09]

Why didn't you use the rocket to suck up the crab and fly away? Big bucks and solves the problem.

[SqueegyMackoy]

@WhiteShock09 That's nowhere near as entertaining as fighting it. However, when the campaign is done, that is certainly what I'll be doing.

[MultifrugtjuiceOMG]

@SqueegyMackoy You can also just stomp the crab. it is quite easy, may take some time though.

[thepixellated]

When I did the crab fight it jumped out of the screen and died.

[RmanDC]

Awesome micro

[ViperCanel]

Epic Fail! :)

[YouGotOwned87]

my cortex command doesnt show the mama crabs hp D:

and when my rocket scuttles it flys alittle more higher

[TheWoodenKnight]

HAHAHAHAHA

[simon19920]

THE SHIP HATES BEING USED AS A WEPON

[qwerty5000]

2:08 BARREL ROLL always the best solution

[Anonymouzor]

i lol'd at the ending

[theSoldi3r]

Hahahahah, the ending was too good

[Mynameisnotooo]

SHIP BATTL-*squish*

[romet747]

i think this game is great to have starship troopers mod :D

[Kuldur]

@romet747

Funny you should say that.. I'm working on one right now... hehehe watch the forum soon...

[giotassa]

"uhmm, ahmm, crab battle"

[psycho642]

I love the idea and the music of this game...

[mecaguy03]

CRAB BATTLE

[Slance1Himself]

How did you make the intro for the video?

[Disasterrify]

The world will never know of the brain that gave it's life to save it from the giant enemy crab.

[Supermassively]

A giant enemy crab!

[theninja0508]

WIN.....FAIL....LOL!

[MrHipilopzicopolis]

Attack its weak point for MASSIVE damage!

[gyroheadman]

SO HERE'S THIS GIANT ENEMY CRAB

[sjoerdsuper]

Cant wait for the single player missions!!!

[kikayoaka]

That was badass.

[Npowell01]

That's cortex command for you. You can survive some crazy shit only to have a hunk of metal from an exploded ship hit you in the head a little too hard.

[duckmanham]

@Npowell01 Speaking of which, I was playing with an Ork mod, and the nigh-invincible Ork got decapitated by a speeding hunk of metal. It was disappointing, yet hilariously epic at the same time.

[Npowell01]

@duckmanham

Yeah, ship junk fatalities are always fun.

Whenever I have a guy who's down to less than 20 health and he's lost his arms or something along those lines, I like to, if I'm playing in a looped level, fly in one direction really fast, circling the map, until I kamikaze myself into the engine of an enemy drop ship, exploding on impact, and watching the thing I crashed into crush it's own troops before exploding on the ground.

Fun shit.

[mama123890]

Good fling skillz....plus epic fail...Just freaking awsome sounds make it cool too!...i like it!...!..!

[IdleKen]

LOL

[minirobot1]

LMFAO. EPIC FAIL

[Myasorez]

Hahahahahah man that was awesome))

that crab cracks me every time~ brrroarrr

[panther4555]

doncha hate it when that happens?!

[draconpost]

FAIL XD

[NooboMasoProductions]

muhahaha big fail

[meatabuse]

Snake??? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

[DrHavoc1]

AHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Maan that was so funny, i got tears in my eyes!!! XD

[BronzeSpoon]

after i saw this video i played the demo all day long but im not exactly sure if its safe to buy it D= someone wanna prove my paranoia wrong about buying it?

[RavingKunaiX]

What do you mean? It uses paypal, it should be fine o_O I bought it and it's awesome, the forums have like a million mods. Most of which are custom weapons, tools, missions, units and more. You won't be dissapointed.

[BronzeSpoon]

@RavingKunaiX hehe yeah i got it couple of days ago i just said crew it and i got it and yes it was totally worth it =D

[hydroman46]

its 100% safe i thot the same thing but i bought it and its sooooooooo worth it

[TheAwesomeness96]

This game is one of the best I've played

the way you took down that crab was epic... so was your death lol :)

[xXMrHelloXx]

This game is awesome

lol epic fail

[profet24]

half life 2 hunters sound.. ? cool

[EvilViolencePerson]

I love this game.

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[squishyblanket]

I lol'd so hard I almost cried at the ending.

[Clowreed48]

Do a barrel roll(press R)

[gumball135]

Great :D

[mhVTran]

Victory music!

*Crunch*

fail!

[axelde10]

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[tintasmenn]

lololol´

[fearstar31]

Napalm Flamers rape this thing. Crab Cakes anyone?

Oh, and @ 1:47 DO A BARREL ROLL!

[Tapnumber14]

lol fail. i like how the smallest bit can criple your actor

[gothix114]

ROFLMAO@ ending

[Zobrak80]

lol nice fail XD

[Nemo342]

LOL nice fail :p i love the hl2 hunter sounds i wish they made it like this.

[glados360]

@Nemo342 Hunters 4 Life!  (OO)_

[Nemo342]

@glados360 holy shit lol. i found it rather intresting when people reply to my comment which is over a year old :D

[glados360]

@Nemo342 Weeeell... If You Say Hl2 Or HL3... PeopleWont Hesitate To Reply xD

[Nemo342]

@glados360 lol :D btw theres no hl3, valve cant count to 3 :(

[gerbilface4910]

@Nemo342

watching antlion guards beat the slime out of fast headcrab zombies on Gmod is funnier.

[30flames]

The rockets are evil D:)

[anobscenelyoldman]

lolol love how the crab makes hunter noises

[nikepl]

Epic battle ;)

[Pauloo86]

Good =)

[xam113w]

I actually chuckled at the end, great video.

[kidasterorig111]

hahaha lol nice ending

please let me download i think it's fullversion because it doesn't have a hack

[BlackRayza]

Nice rocket roll, those bitches are hard to maneuver!

[Skinkemann]

Haha, nice! Cortex Command is awesome.

[AnGeLaXl521]

Also.Giant Enemy Crab,attack it's weak point for massive damage.

[AnGeLaXl521]

Oh my god...I knew about Cortex Command before I watched this video...Kind weird.

[Uglyman44]

OMG the ending, pure lolz.

And whats with the Antlion sounds?

Good work mate!

[7259lunchnumber]

Antlion!? Its a Hunter death sound you need to play half life 2 episode 2 more.

[Uglyman44]

Actually, I can hear the hunter, but I think its also a mix... But then again, I got really crappy headphones. School Equipment, you get what they paid for.

[KRAZYKYLE837]

When I played this mission, the mother crab jumped out of the cave and out of the map. I didn't even get to hurt it.

[Nassault630]

lmao, that ending was great.

[numgun]

How'd you get Fraps to work with CC?

It doesnt seem to detect CC when I have fraps on. Any other game is detected, oddly.

[calculatorboyqwe]

hey numgun, if you don't have CC running in windowed mode, try that, because it doesn't work for me when I'm in fullscreen.

[calculatorboyqwe]

and also, sometimes you just need to get lucky with fraps and CC, I don't know why but sometimes it works, and other times it doesn't.

[OwigamiHey]

haha, that was awesomee

[arcooke]

Haha that ending was hilarious.

All that work, and you die from a piece of shrapnel.

[Mynameisnotooo]

Bonk!

[emptyangel]

lol - what did I just watch. =/

[sharter15]

Haha! i love cortex command!

[GmodPlusWoW]

Crushed crab, anyvhone?