Elvis Costello's Late Show Monologue

[BartholomewCounty]

Why is he rocking back and forth? Is he nervous?

[kenjames64]

Genius.

[eduardoavai]

"In fact, I used to be totally disgusted..."... And I expected him to say "but now I try to be amused".

[degree7]

My aim is none of your damn business you bloody wanker

Lol

[LunaSeaSane]

Look at that... he so talented.

[MissRandomIsRandom]

"In fact, my first album was originally called 'My Aim is None of Your *beep* Damn Business!'"

I laughed so hard at that...Elvis is freaking hilarious. XD

[paytonfit]

I don't watch much tv, (hell I'm always on youtube), but I'd make time to watch Elvis if he had his own show and was the only guest! He is great!

[rayraypoole]

The guy is a natural. He is at ease and knows how to play off of the audience. He needs a talk show!

[MouthingWords]

"I'm a rock 'n roll singer."

[senorchipotle]

if elvis replaced dave i'd watch the late show.

[leftyla]

WOw, he is really good! He's fantastic, actually.

[jppless1]

This is incredible!

[opalasattic]

GOD how cool is THIS!! Is there anything our Elvis CAN'T do???  Absolutely PRICELESS!

[bluegreenparrot]

That was ruddy brilliant!

[MangleTangle]

He looks like Bono

[FlipJick]

I'm so glad he has his own show now! Too bad I just learned about it just a few days ago...

[cardigansarecool]

Mr. Costello should replace Jay Leno.

[themooddisorders]

@cardigansarecool who the fukk is jay leno?

[cpoticha]

Nasty tie knot.

[superlou1s]

"I came over here in trade for madonna"

THANK GOD WE FINALLY GOT RID OF HER.

nice to have you instead elvis!

[whyitsfunny]

Hey, Dave's got new glasses!" IMAO

[toolbandsober]

"My aim is none of your business..."

[teden20]

can we get this guy to permanently replace letterman?

[lordkoos]

I never knew Elvis had hosted the show... cool.

[sisterdiggins]

He makes a great host , who woulda thunk?

[carychilton]

Costello Rules All

[SydMonk]

Wow. Elvis Costello hosting Eddie Izzard and Mitch Hedburg? That's freakin sweet.

[IM4DEL1991]

LOL The man is brilliant. Just brilliant! Love, love, love you Elvis!

[brettgreen1]

anyone have this whole episode they can send me? costello and hedburg. wow

[ToyBoxMonster]

My God I love this man.

[oxidindigo]

they actually should give elvis his own show! he's got the wit and charisma for it.

[rabbitfish63]

He has one. It's called Spectacle and it's very good.

[eabrams00]

he does and it's called Spectacle and it's on Sundance

[newnamethatnoonehas]

@oxidindigo its called spectacle!

[Duckshirt]

@oxidindigo he has one now thank

[Martinrude]

@oxidindigo They did. it's called spectacle, elvis costello with...

it was very soft and "insíde the actors studio"ish, but still quite interesting.

[narozzz]

The err apparent of the ...... of the great Raymond Scott?

I know who Raymond Scott is, but what did he say exactly?

[GregLakeMythSociety]

"Say hello to the heir apparent of the great crown of Raymond Scott. Say hello to Paul Schaffer and the CBS Orchestra."

Raymond Scott worked for CBS and fronted the CBS Radio Orchestra in the early to mid-'30s, hence Paul following in Scott's footsteps.

[narozzz]

Is this the same Raymond Scott who wrote "Powerhouse", "Twilight in Turkey", etc?

[TheCrippledSilence]

Indeed!

[stubbyguy]

God he should have done this as a regular job! He is Great as a host and funny!

[Punktowner]

Too great! How did I ever miss this? Priceless.

[therealribbit]

This is awesome! was this during writer's strike? or was it when Dave was having his kid? btw...gotta try to find the Mitch Hedberg part

[therealribbit]

lol figured it out as i finished watching it

[wmweibel]

It was when Dave was out sick with the shingles.

[tubesteakZ]

this is the first time I've seen this and I'm not surprised. Elvis has the midas touch.

[MusicJew158]

I will say this Costello has balls

[MusicJew158]

This just shows that Letterman is waaay better then Letterman

[boybandmassacre]

He didn't play it safe..fair play to him!

[jonnyboy0519]

heh... good stuff

[dragan0405]

witty