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  • still better than harry.

  • @13hartry13 hi joey

  • @FreddyClapton that your attempt to speak english? Its very bad.

  • goalkeeper: HEY GIVE ME THE BALL!

    defender: Fine, here save it

    goalkeeper:Oh what the...!!!!

  • The person who recorded this must have had an arrow to the knee.

  • @Ra2EOnline that your attempt at top comment? find so,mething new please

  • That guy up there sad hello and he got 47 thumbs up i wonder how much i will get if i say Boobs

  • @3akars none, because your a fag

  • @3akars you aint getting mine and @LWCompilations .

  • i clicked on this expecting to see bramble.

  • @justin8910 haha same here

  • only pros cant do this

  • I bet everyone was like.. ??

  • cocky fail !

  • 200 k views and no top comments???

    well... i will try

    "Hello"

    xD

  • FAIL!

  • this is staged

  • Can't be the most stuped defender ever. Why?? well because he dosnt play for leeds!

  • @wfcsports fail

  • @guitarsANDcars39 like your mum then

  • it's at anfied however i don't know the 2 teams playing it does not look like LFC.

  • press F13 for more quality.

  • check out werley, the defender from brazilian team atletico-mg

    he is the worst

  • I WANT HQ!!!!

    BTW I LOVE CAPS LOCK

  • Damn, im torn between which of the five pixels I should watch.

  • 親指

  • The Red shirts look like POOR SCOUSERS! ARE YOU WATCHING, ARE YOU WATCHING, MERSEYSIDE?!

  • Dude, what is it with people and useing calculators to record?!

  • the only reason its the most played sport is becuz some of these countries are the poorest...they cannot afford gyms and gears like other sports require...simplest thing is to get a big soft ball shaped thing and kick it around...

  • this thing happens to me in fifa all the time :D

  • Soccer<3

  • @pocomocoloco yeh mate, real football players are overpaid for what they do right. explain baseball to me, u yanks love that shit dont ya, a team of obese twats hit a ball with a bit of wood, then run 10 feet to the next spot, and they make more than football players.

  • they paid for that defender to make that pass if u understand =D

  • @SuperUnderminer I dont think anyone will ever have problems understanding your stupid words,, thats soo fucking old sentence in football... ooo shiit

  • @pocomocoloco I bet you can't even play soccer

  • the real problem is that this kind of players sometimes arrive to play in the world's best tournaments O_O omg!

  • this quality is amazing! is it 1080p ?

  • @iAmSeanSean u kiddin its 3d !

  • @xxkanarxx lol

  • =,=''

  • Isn't it funny how most americans sports require substantial body armour? American Football, Ice hocky, etc. We have rubgy - where everyone gets mashed because its feckin awesome. (yes I know cricket has pads and all but its a small rock hard ball that would hurt a bit more than a leather egg)

  • OH JOY!

  • @neggan theres canidian football it must suck worse than the mls

  • @animeluvr420 lmao, I've never seen or heard anything about Canadian football (soccer -.-) :p

  • the yanks dont know shit about football, the worst soccer league ever "MLS" i agree with my mate pocomocoloco. and here is a few worlds classic to learn and enjoy. Barcelona vs Real Madrid , Boca Juniors vs River Plate, Santos vs Corinthians , Milan vs Inter. etc etc.. FootbALL as a way of life. not just a sport

  • in the heat of the moment people make mistakes...maybe he couldn't turn so he passed it back but he hit it to soft...

  • he's just nervous :| poor boy..

  • Goalie: Oh Come On Give me the Ball

    Defender: Fine (passes to opposing striker) save it

    Goalie: Oh WTF!!!!

    GOAL!!!!! ROFLMAO

  • @MarioFanz hahaha ur funny

  • @MarioFanz hahahah funny story

  • it's not that easy..when you are under pressure...ad he is a defender with an opponent striker in fornt of him..he needs to make split decision..sometime you just go blank...

  • @radicalteh

    as a defensive mid myself I understand, its not fair to call him stupid, even top class defenders likes Rio Ferdinend once in a (rare) while loses their concentration too.

    get over it dude...

  • asive you never make a mistake.

    corny ass biatches!

  • yeah I don´t think thats the way soccer was made to be played but go ahead I won´t stop you.

  • Take out the question mark on the name of the video

  • yeh this guy deffo up there with the most stupid, alongside Jamie Carragher

  • yeah thats him

  • GK is like - "WTF?!"

  • LMAO. Goalkeeper should kill his defender. LOL

  • i was like wtf!? even the goal keeper was like wtf why did u take the ball

  • Lol why would he do that. he's also stupid for passing the ball terribly. The goalie was also stupid for not guarding after he didnt get the ball

  • it happens

  • Pocomocoloco or something rofl!!!

    fucking yank.. ur football stinks and u have break all the fucking time take 4 hours to see a fucking macht and its borring as hell!!! can u yanks never have a sport where there is no break..

    and ur so called footballplayas whoulden even last 5 min in a real football game `

    fat steroids men whit thight pants lol ur have the gay sport ^^ can even play for 1 min

  • @Pocomocoloco fuck off and play ur gay yank sports bitch your gay if u dnt like football or ur a girl fuck off

  • probably Bramble...

  • hahahahahha stupid idiot

  • @Pocomocoloco

    hahahah hockey fuck you with your gay sport whahaha fuck you hahahahhahaha

  • @Pocomocoloco why look upo the fucking football videos then you retard... and not all players are pussies... ok some ruin the sport by being like that (christiano ronaldo) but have you ever heard of vinnie jones? also in the film lock stock and two smoking barrels, and plays juggernaut in one of the x-men films, is he a pussy? (if you dont know him look him up he played for crystal palace back when they where good)

  • @fluffymole0913 hes a pussy your a pussy and the whole soccer players are pussys! oh no my ankle oh no!...hahahaha go run around in little shorts and be pussy chasing a ball oh wow a goal after 90min omg is 1-0 sooo fun.

  • @Pocomocoloco I see u haven't been to a REAL football match... Stop watching the MLS league or canadian piece of fucking shit league... try Chelsea-Man Utd next time? Fucking dumbass. And stop saying that football is gay. There's a reason why it's the most played sport in the world u fucking retard

  • @neggan yeah because only fags who cant afford real equipment for a real sport play faggot sports like soccer. Your so fucking stupid anyways fuck yourself and your whole race

  • @Pocomocoloco Uh.. okay... Just don't bother watching FOOTBALL (yeah, I'm referring to the sport whom you play with your feet, F O O T B A L L). You see? Foot+ball = football = play with feet.

    Btw, what you just said "fuck your whole race" means fuck the whole mankind, so yeah. You're pretty damn gay urself =)

    And next time before calling football a gay sport. Maybe you should consider why the fuck tight pants is a part of American football?

    Take care fuckface.

  • @neggan you are soooooo right that pocomocoloco is such an idiot there are 2 kinds of soccer there's one when you only use your feet all the time it's calld "footsall" in french in english I don't know

  • @neggan even when you do the thing with your hands you use your feet

  • @armolizoz You mean futsal (football indoors)? Btw, there's also beachsoccer

  • @neggan yeah also that :D

  • @neggan YOUR STILL GAY AND SO IS YOUR "SPORT"THAT PLAYS WITH YOUR FEET LIKE LITTLE PUSSIES RUNNING A HUGE ASS FIELD FOR 90MIN FOR A SCORE THAT ENDS 1-0 OR 0-0 OMG!!!! L;ETS PAY THIS MOTHERFUCKER 100+ MILLIONS EUROS TO KICK A FUCKING BALLL AND MILLIONS OF KIDS ARE DYING BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING TO EAT WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING MONEY PUT IT TO GOOD USE.

  • @Pocomocoloco You can't have seen many football games... 1-0, 0-0? Yeah right. There's a reason why it's the biggest sport in the world. lol, I know they're overpaid, but wtf can I do about it?

    By the way, search help.

    Twat.

  • @neggan Its the biggerst because only thirdworld countrysplay that gay ass gameall you need is a ball poor motherfuckers

  • @Pocomocoloco Wow, for someone to live in Canada I assume you'd get good education... but I guess your little mexican brain can't handle all the information. I don't even think you know the rules of football...

    Btw, have you been to Europe? No? THEN STOP TALKING FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT AIN'T TRUE.. or just google it. Fucktard.

    Dude, never ever watch a football video, play football or do anything that has to do with football because you've obviously been assraped.

    Take care fuckface.

  • @Pocomocoloco OMG you are still being a bitch you know what go to a retarded island there are some people like you there

  • @armolizoz you made me laugh to hard i allmost chocked to death... and yeh people are too stuipid these days

  • @Pocomocoloco

    "only thirdworld countrysplay" Dude, you such an ignorant fuckface. First of all you are how old?, yeah not a kid, so maybe someone should learn their syntax and grammar. 2nd: where was the world cup held this year? WAS that a third world country? NO! How about the hosts for the next 3 world cups? NO!

    Last point and biggest one. WHY ARE YOU WATCHING FOOTBALL VIDEOS IF YOU DISLIKE THE SPORT. I'M 100% SURE THAT THIS WASNT THE 1ST VIDEO YOU WATCHED. HYPOCRITICAL FUCKFACE.

  • @Pocomocoloco you sound mad retarted!!!! over billions of dollars come to making a worldcup.. looking at your name ur probly some mexican and the only thing you need in your sport is a border line a fence and a retarted mexican

  • @CAfruitiee HAHAHAHHA! Made my day <3

  • @Pocomocoloco youre a canadian or an american bastard

  • @Pocomocoloco really ur just simplifying the sport. you can do that to every sport, all you do in football is throw a non-round ball and run. all you do in baseball is hit a small ball with a stick and run in a circle. and they obviously get paid more because the sport is so popular. and if your so worried about starving children, then get up and do something about it instead of getting on youtube and talking trash about other sports when you probly cant play any of them.

  • @Pocomocoloco I love how many negative comments youre comments have recieved. In case you haven't noticed, you digging yourself deeper and deeper with a shovel that digs up stupidity, a bucket filled with nonsense, a destination called ignorace, and a bunch of dymanite that blasts away grammer.

  • @whatdouthink96 I love how gay you are, gay ass fucking cunt go fuck a dick and shove it up your ass you cock sucking skank

  • @Pocomocoloco Wow your comebacks are horrible lol. I bet you can't even define half the words you used there, because if you did, you'd understand that your comment makes no sense whatsoever. (try responding without swearwords for a challenge :P)

  • @whatdouthink96 Oh right, this is a comeback youtube war. I decided to stop replying to your stupid comments and will go on with my life without you. Is not you, is me. I have much better things to do and will not spend my precious youtube time on comments that lead nowhere. I hope you understand.

    sincerely, your youtube rival

    PS: I'm a huge futbol fan and was only fucking around with all you nerdy nerds that get on the defensive for no reason.

  • @Pocomocoloco Rofl. I know you probably won't read this, but 'now' you say you like futbol/football? Why would you shout your frikin' head off about how stupid soccer is, only to say later that you were just screwing around? People are going to get defencive and they'll have a reason for it. Next time don't shout negative commetns and say you didnt mean it later. And no, this is not comback youtube war, your comments are simply implying that you were trying to make a comeback.

  • @whatdouthink96 Well, as you see, youtube makes it impossible to not read a message. So here I am again. Yes I do like futbol, since i was 4. My first world cup was '86 and Maradona was my idol. Actually I consider myself very lucky to have seen him play. Then came ronaldo#9 and the whole '94, '98, '02 Brazil teams. As you see my country has never made it to the world cup (Venezuela) so since i was a kid I always rooted for my neighbors. The problem is that futbol has changed too much for....

  • @Pocomocoloco The only problem I have about profesional sports is that the athletes are overpaid. Then they get injured and don't get the 5million+ every year and wonder why they can't afford a massive masion anymore. Still, it seems like someone else was on your account. Your opinion change was very radical.

  • @Pocomocoloco Shut Up, Remove Your Comment So You Stop Getting Bullied, Fool

  • @Pocomocoloco wait your insulting people because they play football are you retarded did your mom drop you on the head when you were small did you drink a cup of stupid juice are you gay are you a bitch are you a mother fucker and do you wanna die ??????????????????????????????­????

  • @armolizoz LMAO stupid juice!

  • @Pocomocoloco Hahhahaha

    your comment : yeah because only fags who cant afford real equipment for a real sport play faggot sports like soccer. Your so fucking stupid anyways fuck yourself and your whole race ""

    That's way the soccer ( football ) players are the world richest ones.

    Soccer is the best sport , you are just fat man eating hamburger , and posting hater comments because you cant run like these guys. FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER !

    The american football is for gays !!!

  • @ThePetardaProduction oh wait so in whatever country your from, gay people arent allowed to play football (soccer)? wow i think theres more of a problem in wherever your from. neither of the footballs are gay, stop making yourself sound unintelligent.

  • @tinalinlina My point is that the soccer ( FOOTBALL ) is much more better and popular then the american football. Their sport is so stupid , just running and triyng to kill someone ...

  • @neggan he means the american football

    you know the rugby one

  • @thecooldawg2 dude, rugby is NOT american football... rugby is a lot more awesome, it is almost like an art form

  • @neggan bcuz thats all they can afford, lmfao

  • @neggan Football is shite these days. Too much money, and the premier league is absolute gash. Switched over to fucking grand designs after 10 minutes of the real barca game the other night. It's all gone shit and boring.

  • @danglingslong I totally agree. I still think Premier League is the best league, the games can be boring but at least they don't dive whenever they get a chance. Man Utd. - Chelsea FC tomorrow and if Chelsea win they'll get the 1st spot so hopefully this game will be the best in a while.

    I don't like Real Madrid and I hate Barca. Fuck Spanish football, fuck La Liga. I'd rather watch Swedish Allsvenskan which we all know, sucks ass.

  • @neggan It's the most played sport in the world because all you need is a ball and two nets or sets of posts. Poor people can play it pretty easily. If ice skates, hockey sticks, and rinks were widely available, hockey would be more popular. It's way more fast-paced and exciting instead of slow-mo bullshit football.

  • @LetzRock1 No it wouldn't. Most Americans and Canadians would say hockey is the best sport, so your opinion isn't worth shit here.

    Take care, faggot.

  • @neggan Most Americans would say hockey is the best sport? I didn't know that. Thanks for enlightening me football lover. The pussiest sport in the world.

  • @LetzRock1 Hockey or American football, which u clearly play with your hands and it's not even a ball and, in both sports you wear pads from your head to your toes.

    If you don't say American football is gay, you're a dumbass. Tight pants? Nice.

  • @neggan I'm not talking about American football dumbass. Let's continue talking about how regular football is a gay and pussy sport that makes people go to sleep. Football players always fake injury even from the slightest physical contact and cry about it to the refs. It's a slow as fuck game and the only reason the nets are so damn big is because it takes like 10 minutes for the ball to travel from the player's foot to the net. In hockey the pucks travel up to 90 mph.

  • @LetzRock1 Gahaha, oh damn, didn't think you were THAT retarded. Stop watching the wrong games asshole.

  • @neggan When you can't provide any counter-arguments to why hockey is better than football, then you've lost the argument. Checkmate bitch. Football is for pussies.

  • @LetzRock1 Or, you could just leave it here and realize people have different opinions about certain stuff

  • @neggan he is not a real barca fan. he said "viva" when it's visca and no one here in barcelona says barca so don't worry he is just teasing you.

  • @WagglyApples Haha, no worries man. Although Barca is the most disgusting team in the whole world... well, in my opinion :p

  • @neggan y? only busquets and pedro dive sometimes and mostly it's against mourinho. they play good football. no cheap tactics or anything. i don't see y people hate. if u love football then you should appreciate barcelona.

  • @WagglyApples There are loads of players I do not like that play for Barca. Mascherano, Alves and Puyol to mention a few. I do think that they play great football, but sportsmanship is a big deal for me.

    Lets take a random player as an example. Uhm... Cristiano Ronaldo? He's a player of great skill but just because of all the diving and bitching I do not like him. He's become less of a bitch now, but it hasn't changed what I think of him.

  • @neggan ok i understand y some people dislike mascherano and alves. they play "tough". but puyol is one of the best in my opinion. a good role model and leader. what's your favorite team may i ask? i think ur just jealous of the worlds best team :P

  • @WagglyApples Hahah, nah. I just dislike them. A little cuz of the fans here in Sweden and because of the players. My favorite team is Chelsea :)

  • @neggan AAA jag bodde i sverige tills jag va 10. jag är halv svensk men nu är jag i barcelona!

  • @WagglyApples Ofan! Coolt :)

    Själv är man jugge :p

  • @neggan Come on... let's take it down a notch. We don't come here to nag about the other sports... Both sports have their downfalls. Let's leave it at that.

  • @LetzRock1 slo-mo? dude your t.v must be shit

  • @neggan because there are lots of gay people?

  • @neggan I dont want to watch Man U, they fukin suck, VIVA BARCA!!!

  • @MrINSANEguitar69056 I'm not even a Manchester United-fan, so I guess I'll agree with that. Barca are disgusting.

  • @MrINSANEguitar69056 Barca sucks we play entertaining football more than barca. Barca are borin, they hold possession for 80percent, and do nothin with it.

  • @2pacisthebest1 hey dumbass its a tactic to play football, and if barca sux why are they the best club in the world??

  • @MrINSANEguitar69056 Becus they cheated.

  • @2pacisthebest1 k, lets go with that. I guess Barca cheated to win the UCL the two times they played against Man U for the past three years. I guess Messi cheated to be the best footballer in the world too. please tell me what else they cheated for???, or ur mad bruh

  • @MrINSANEguitar69056 It's their whole demeanour. Everybody knows they are the best club in the World right now, which makes it even more disgusting that they use poor tactics and low sportsmanship to get a win. When they play "lesser" teams you don't see it as much as they just stroll through them. But get Barca in a real contest and they start crowding the ref at every tackle...not foul, tackle! They're home fans are just the same too.

    Barca = Great football, but ZERO class

  • @MrINSANEguitar69056 .....this guy doesnt know shit bro dont even bother arguing.....

  • @Pocomocoloco fuck you why is called football when they use their hands most of the time

  • @TheForward3100 oh and the name football is when they play it there are 2 kinds of football there is the footbal when you do the thing with there hands outside of the football area and there is the kind where you only use your feet for everything it's name footsall in french in english I don't know but when you know shit shut up

  • @Pocomocoloco HAHAHA soccer players pussies? i think not. American Football players take 30 second breaks after running for 10 seconds. take tom brady for example. the NFL created a new rule, so that tom brady's little pussy ass didnt have to get hurt anymore.

  • @johnnyb8993 your fucking stupid and probably have over 2billion dicks sucked and licked you fucking cunt

  • @Pocomocoloco haha, you couldnt prove me wrong so you had to resort to hateful words? thats cute, and childish. i hope you dont plan on becoming a lawyer, because that kind of language is not tolerated in a court room. go ahead. try your best at giving a legitimate reason as to why I am wrong.

  • @Pocomocoloco You're obviously Canadian since you consider Hockey the best sport.

  • First it's soccer, second the real football is Australian rules football, look it up poms.

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  • @Ozku9 You're a fricken tool you know that? American football has absolutely nothing to do with association football the only similarities are the name and amount of players. ultimate frisbee is closer in rules to american football i mean jeeze. and where the hell are those numbers from about 1-4 million vietnamese civilians getting killed? thats too huge a margin to be accurate. thats like saying in football there are 11-60 players on the field. take a hike

  • are you seriously still arguing about what its called? shut up and enjoy it

  • In year 1869 was played firts American football match but football rules were invented at 1863 and was played much longer ago than american shitball.

    Football got 11 players on team at the field and american shitball got 11 too... they OF COURSE have to copy it.

    And it make's me sick because you know american's are annoying peoples.. why? because they cry and are shocked when 3000 americans died in 9/11 but the killed 1 000 000 - 4 000 000 vietnam civilians i mean... americans are killers

  • @Ozku9 I know! All of them run around killing babies, and raping helpless young women!

  • @Thejellybean WTF Americans are shit at it by calling it soccer they make themselves look stupid loads of countries are more passionate brazil argintina Spain etc

  • How come you English youtubers always criticize American SOCCER players? Don't wanna share the sport? yeah u think ur all that cuz SOCCER came from your country. That just gives us a point, thanks to your selfishness.

  • That doesn't mean he is stupid, anyone can make that mistake

  • Bribed?

  • Ok, got it.

    This is Italia - Galles, September the 5th 1998.

    The scorer is Diego Fuser (his first goal in the national team).

    The defender is Chris Coleman and he was playing for Fulham in 1998 (England, Second Division).

    Ok, now I'm satisfied.

  • @daniglue

    When I say "Galles", I mean Wales.

    This is how we call Wales in Italy, sorry.

  • he laid the ball for the striker with a light tap, what's wrong with him!?

  • no, this is GOLF!!

    jesus...

  • wat a retard

  • he was lookin at the ball and not what was goin on around him....

  • LOL the defender gave it to him gift-wrapped and with a bow on top ;)

  • it is called soccer! R-tard

  • @scjacob827  its called football

  • @scjacob827 It's fucking football not soccer, what the fuck are you on dipshit?!

  • @scjacob827 you call it soccer because football is already taken. Ironically your football is played with hands not feet. EXPLAIN!!!

  • @spursfanforlife123 its called hand egg

  • @guyMitchA its called lawn balls

  • @scjacob827 It's called football, stupid!

  • @DrStrangebomb1993 come to america stupid its called soccer! ur gay

  • @scjacob827 FOOTBALL was invented in England. You should adapt to the ones who invented it, and fella, they call it football, not soccer.

    Typical for americans to call a sport football when

    1) There already is a sport named that

    2) They mainly use their hands while playing it

    Also, it's a bit funny you think you can determine my sexual preferences from a youtube comment. No, I'm straight, but unlike you, not stupid.

  • @DrStrangebomb1993 i bet that you think u r big dont you! beacuse you can talk trash over the internet! u earned a cookie

  • @scjacob827 congrats u earned a promotion from douchebad 2 reallybig douchebag lol thumbs up if u agree

  • @scjacob827 If my comment is trash, would that make your comments "worse than trash"?

  • @DrStrangebomb1993 really i'd rather have a "trash" comment on the internet than be a queer!

  • @scjacob827 Listen up dickhead, I told you I'm a heterosexual. Are you denser than titanium or what?

  • @DrStrangebomb1993 It's a foot-long ball. Hence Football. Football was in north america before soccer. So we can't just change the name. Besides in Africa and Australia they call it Soccer. Does that make them ignorant and bad at the sport?

  • @sadfib Yes, its like a foot-long sub from subway. It should be called SubBall.

  • @vdeferens And rugby should be called handball. But guess what. That was already a sport so you had to make up another name. Shut up you ignorant british people. I'm actually quite amazed at how retarded most of you are arguing over a name.

  • @sadfib well you just made a point, rugby should be callled handball but that was taken so we did make up another name for it... we didn't steal the name and try make the game hanball change its own name just so it fits... it kind of shows you americans are the ignorant ones and how retarted you are if you find it so hard to just call your own fucking sport "s