George Carlin on God, the planet, and "the freak show" - EMMYTVLEGENDS.ORG

[TheBlueObsessionfan]

Material World is limited so Humans are limited too

[aaronmoravek]

Sadly we all have to stop and ask our selves what really matters

[NWO666mark]

"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and LET THEM HAVE DOMINION over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." (Gen 1:26) "... God commanded the man, saying, ... of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for ... thou shalt surely die." (Gen 2:16-17) "And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die." (Gen 3:4)

[didyourmomlolz]

@NWO666mark No one gives a single fuck about your ancient desert fairy tale. The funny thing is that you brought up the talking snake part! You are made of stupid.

[EdFugg]

Notebooks! How much do you think we can get for those?!?!?

[WJValente]

"We gave it up to primitive superstition... and then we want a toy, and a shiny thing, and gold.. and all that shit is NOTHING."

[DocGuin]

wow how can that "last saracen " actually live day to day in the real world.

[stonewall008]

them fundies man thinking they are "heroes" and have to "save" everyone

[topliff12345]

What a interesting man, sad he has gone.

[lastsaracen]

George, your eyes did not develop by chance. Certainly your heart is not ticking by chance. The strange thing about the devil is, usually in the form of whispers, he will do what he can to make one disobey or disbeleive in his Creator. Then after man disbelieves the devil will emancipate himself from man by saying "Indeed I have nothing to do with you, for I fear the Absolute". Isn't it just obviouos God exists, just too obvious. It's right there in your face, right there, so easy to discern.

[lahav1]

@lastsaracen you sir, are fucking stupid. you are demented, and a disgrace for this page.

zeus will never forgive you.

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

@lastsaracen there is no devil it's just god when hes drunk.

[TheUffty]

@lastsaracen Carlin was actually intelligent and questioning the systems. You are simply repeating the same stuff that had been told to people even 5000 years ago. You will never understand, not because you are blinded but simply because you lack the intelligence other people have. There are not so many intelligent people but enough. Otherwise we would still live in the middle age.

[anonlightningstrike]

@lastsaracen you are really dumb

[TheSmackfan101]

@lastsaracen cant tell if trolling.... or fucking retarded

[j9bassoon]

@lastsaracen wow, read a science book

[GeorgeCarlinHadBalls]

@cent2356

Forget about 100 billion years, your brain cant handle it.

Lets assume your age is 30, so you don't know what happened 31 years ago.

It might be the case that george carlin f*cked your mom, who knows..

By your logic, How can you be sure right? You werent around right?

Get the fuck out of here and jackoff to justin beiber you jerk.

[bochara1]

lick my bum religious fanatics lol

[ol0pl0x]

What was it about all the good, loving and wise, Jeesus or Georgeous? There's no match for Carlin. Truly miss him

[cent2356]

how can someone say that the earth is 100 billion years old or whatever. they where only around for 80 some years. how do they know its 100 billion or 100 million. they dont, thats the thing! they make estimates based on evolution which has no stated facts or evidence to it

[rapazitu111]

@cent2356 come on, get your head out of your ass

[Concequence]

@cent2356 How do YOU know, that the people who lived primitive lives compared to ours, when they wrote first testament (or old testament if your a Christian,) or more years ago, were right? I doubt they could carbon-date geological material in those days. And actually Evolution is an effect of adapting to an environment. So the earth's age is not based on Evolution, the changes the earth underwent in it's existence helps explain evolution.

[TheTazzietiger]

@cent2356 An age of 4.55 ± 1.5% billion years, very close to today's accepted age, was determined by C.C. Patterson using uranium-lead isotope dating (specifically lead-lead dating) on several meteorites including the Canyon Diablo meteorite and published in 1956.

[scromp]

@cent2356 you are dumber than a sack of retarded hammers

[bser3973]

As of this time, 49 people looking for the invisable man in the sky.

[Dallereo]

smartest man on earth

[volvopow]

the truth is that we dont know the truth

[gysi1990]

Saying 'RIP George' is kinda paradox, he didnt belive there's a life after deth

[Lewspade]

I want a cell phone that makes pancakes and strokes my balls. RIP George Carlin, damn I miss this guy.

[ali3nvisi0n]

I'm also a notebook kind of guy, working similar to Jane Goodall, I observe and dissect behavior. The only difference is that my gorillas are humans.

[weepini]

I miss him so much :(

[jadoon65]

I miss him................

[94GenerationAwesome]

Can't wait to get my ball-rubbing cellphone :D

[cowdawgboss]

THIS MAN WILL BE MISSED ;-(

[AMikeOnLine]

The pile of shit he is on about is religeon, the banks and the governments.

[MrGeorgios2020]

WAS HE ON DRUGS??? WHAT A LOAD OF NONSENSE HE SPOKE!!!

[ManCockMike]

@MrGeorgios2020 Are you retarded?

[72metallicafan]

to be honest, im glad that i started watching his stand up and became a atheist, and i see the world the way he saw it. its just too bad he died before i had a chance to meet him or see him live and live the experience of listening to George Carlin.

[Redstar2613]

'The pile of shit is too deep', it's that kind of thinking that's actually worse than being ignorant. You know what's wrong but don't bother even trying to fix it.

[banukigr]

know h'es dead he's in hell sad to say that

[noobhacker911]

@banukigr possibly, but u cant deny the fact that he got points.

[TheAlphaChurch]

@banukigr

There is no afterlife. Grow up.

[smallpotatoes989]

george was a mystic and he probably never realized that.

[djadam21]

Brilliant mind George Carlin may you rest in peace

[jptugagmr]

great man. respect from portugal

[SuperGreenperson]

@ndrummer99 were you planning on citing any of that "evidence"?

[twah72]

@ndrummer99 best you look up the definitions of 'logical' & 'conclusion', cos that assumption of yours is faaaar from a 'logical conclusion'. My agnostic view is If there is a god and all the living creatures on the planet and the planet itself is his/her creation then answer me this: Excluding aboriginal people & other indigenous nomadic tribes that have existed for thousands of years in perfect harmony with their environment, why do we modern 'humans' (that think we are so advanced) are the o

[bluethunder41]

he will be missed

[Jame24xc]

Please read w W w. exposingchristianity.c_o_m

[ndrummer99]

If only humans had the intelligence to realize the universe couldn't have happened without it. DNA has shown, by the almost unbelievable complexity of the arrangements which are needed to produce life, that intelligence must have been involved. The idea of a higher intelligence is more than a superstitious idea, it's a logical conclusion.

[voodoohamsterdoll]

@ndrummer99 Wow, your intelligent remark has made me question the sophistication of evolution theory!

[oaaserud]

@ndrummer99 well its proved that gravity did that.. and if god excists, its not the christian or muslim one, since if they were intelligent they would know that our planet was round, and that it is atleast 4.5 billion years old

[scottbob103]

I personally believe in God but can understand why people do not believe in Him. Sometimes there doesn't appear to be any good in the world at all. It took me a long time to build up a relationship with God and am still working on that but He has answered many of my prayers.

[laconic6]

@scottbob103 Really what's God's number so i can ask him why did Africans have to be slaves?

[jevoroolz]

@laconic6 i'd ask him why they took their own people as slaves and still use it against the white people. wish i could play a race card cuz it always wins. but im white so i'll never have the chance to i suppose.

[Kalevala87]

This man was a friggin' genius. Figures. He dies, Rick Perry lives. That is proof god doesn't exist.

[THX1146]

Its not just a freakshow,theres also a puppet show.Did you know cartoons can endorse products here?Circuses are everywhere and zoos galore.And its all powered by matrix batteries.

[Dillingerman1]

Dammit I wish I had a phone that made pancakes and rubbed my balls...

[krissy4nik]

The irony is as he is saying " I need a bigger truck" and pointing off to the right there is an advertisment for a truck.

[justletuslive]

This makes me want to wish that i was an archaeologist from a million years in the future - different specie discovering the past xd. .

[TheStraightCircle]

I actually cried to this, especially at: 0:15 - 0:44.

"He was here a minute ago..." RIP George

[MrNDUDE16]

Dad?

[IcaroVolera]

ummh, this thing about the earth is fine bla bla bla, doesn't take account of the concept of entropy and information. if you destroy life the earth will keep rolling but the information will be 0 and information it's all that matters. But as a comedian is a genious!

[Yoshimitsu4prez]

@IcaroVolera information? What does that have to do with entropy?

[HAPPYKYUSHU]

I miss him a lot. 

[comeonnowism]

I love this man.

[chillininmyhouse]

"The pile of shit is too deep..." -George Carlin RIP

[owenivor]

I think he read Marx and Engel's work.

[Blackdragon5151]

@owenivor i think he just has common sense.

[freethinker000]

Shame he is gone,top man.

[do1wo1]

george carlin is MY god .

[dyne313]

I believe George Carlin is partially correct, but also incorrect. He's right when he says "people" wont change. Most people don't. But Humanity as a WHOLE WILL change. It's inevitable and unstoppable. Every time a new person is born, and every time a new person dies, humanity changes.

[CigaretteCactus]

if he's so smart then how come he's dead?

[ZzRvXzZ]

@CigaretteCactus

Theres a difference between being smart... and being immortal.

[imthetank3]

@CigaretteCactus thats the most stupidest thing ive ever heard. please comit suicide, cause people like us enjoy idiots taking thier own lives

[JonasPedersenTV]

thumbs up if you typed in "god" cause you where bored.

[GoldsboroughStudios]

George Carlin reminds me of what would happen if Noam Chomsky became a comedian.

Noam Chomsky reminds me of what would happen if George Carlin became a college professor. 

[batexated]

and we want something that we can plug in that will make big big big things for us.. epic words

[Javeriffic]

nothing compares to you... I am going to that song next, but thinking of george as the Protagoras. spell checker says if you can not get it right, i will use a diff word, but spelled correctly

[MrBogfrog]

It's pretty amusing that all the moral straws he grasps at are leached straight from Christianity. Typical Christian atheist.

[Webzlinger]

@MrBogfrog like what?

[ZedZed89]

@MrBogfrog - Well, he just talks about Christianity, because he was raised in this religion, that's normal I think. But I agree with you - too many atheist... Are just anticlericals. Especially young ones ;P Personally I don't believe in any greater power and I don't like discussing Bible or anything specific related to any religion. "I don't believe in any god" - "But Bible says: blabla JESUS!"... -"Um... Okey...". Always like this :P

[robytzu97]

R.I.P this man was a fucking legend...

[lennart82]

He was such a wise man. If this planet had more george carlins, the world would be a healthier place to live.

[tasteegold7772]

WHY did he have to die!!..the guy mimics everything i say to a t lol..because it's what alot of sensible people say to one another or themselves on a daily basis but there's just not enough of us to go around and most dont bother to force the social change!..how many people make up our govt..a few thousand??..the AMERICAN people comprise some 318 MILLION or so!..so what the fuck are we letting the minority control the majority especially when we put them there!!

[TheGREENJAY]

@khalifa0999 not if the universe is cyclic, or part of a multiverse. The cycle could be eternal, meaning that is our creator. Literature by man is hardly proof of anything, yet I'm not discrediting anything. I'm just saying, we don't know.

[khalifa0999]

science says that nothing is eternal in this universe....meaning that there must be an eternal creator to the universe..... atheism is fake in so many ways...i respect deists rather than atheists, people shud read more if the bible may have been fuked by ppl who saw the big picture in order to strip the world from religious view...that doesn't mean other books has been changed....READ THE MOTHER FUKIN QURAN .....educate your fukin dead brain

[thest3alth]

@khalifa0999 You contradicted yourself in your first sentence. Nothing is eternal, meaning there must be an eternal creator? wat.

[Eyemallfunkedup]

Legend.

[togalogs]

As the last human is breathing its last breathe, this video would make a great voice over to sum up the silliness of our existence...

[ThaGearOfWar]

i love it when george carlin repeats things. jizzzz

[Wordlaw12]

2:40-2:52 was the funniest part of the video. That and the mentioning of the cell phone that makes pancakes and rubs peoples balls.

[InODependanceSyndrom]

GC QUOTE

"They give them a boat or something to automatically rub there balls with"

HeuHeuHAHAHAHA

[goodolarchie]

I want the goddamn toy.

[AuntyMabele]

The earth heals itself, lol that's a new one. Also a gift has to be given, God maybe?

[ProudHumanist]

@AuntyMabele

God schmod! Fairy tale bullshit.

[mowpow999]

I love this guy, Oh george, you know how to make me smile and always remind me what a crock of shit the church and government are ::)

[learn54]

Politicians are a big part of the predator class. They take money from big corporations and the super wealthy to sell out the people they were elected to serve.

[samuraisokolata]

While he has some points, the planet can and will change, from what it is now, to a complete wasteland.

[SergeantBagel]

Press 8 for o_0

[magda25g]

Love this guy

[IgnoranceIsPower]

Carlin lives on in our hearts forever - because he spoke the truth. But the lunatic moneyhungry warmongers - our politicians and bigcorporatemanagers are already dead.

[ubertubered]

The only thing that could turn this shit around is if we resurected Carlin or Hitler to lead the US, the country is fucked and the government and corporations will only be hurting themselves by hurting us if they keep it up.

[GingerAMVs]

I wish I had a phone that made pancakes and rubbed my balls :(

[billyboyjennings]

@GingerAMVs I know. Where the fuck do I get one of those phones?

[jerryhsu007]

I love George Carlin!

[1954WBA]

So true ...

[latinelover24]

RUFUS!!!!!

[dminortheory]

Love is the only thing that really matters in this world.

[adamant623]

well, he knows for sure now.

[carny426]

this man knew what was the key, LOGIC. Logic is the key to turn this whole thing around... but alas what he said is true, " ... the pile of shit is too deep..."

[iluvpurplestew]

Honestly, the truest shit I ever heard.

[Doritos62]

"it just seems like the pile of shit is too deep"...

if that doesn't sum up the state of the world today idk what does...brilliant

[DynamicDissenter]

george was a genius

[iamzach727]

Roy Rogers:

"Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke."

[RumuhAlg]

@iamzach727 the politicians are a joke

[StussySteveo]

@iamzach727 This comedian just so happen to also be a genius. The politicians ARE a joke. Corrupt and only out for the money. If politicians ACTUALLY made changes, there would be world peace and unity. THAT is the only way humanity will survive. Politics ARE the joke.

[Pinkchapman]

@iamzach727 you forgot one thing. Politicans are comedians to :)

[webtender1879]

34 evangelical christians disagree with George.

[SocialKeyboards]

Thumbs up if you've ever cupped your butt with your hand while farting and then sniffed it.

[jddrewes]

I love this man so much.

He makes more sense than Jesus ever did.

[mrooster09]

what he doesnt realize is that we all have a purpose.

we werent just some random accident caused by the forces of nature,

there is a DIVINE reason why we are here.

a reason why we have spirits and different personalities and emotions.

we arent insignificant to the world. we are love

[SekyEvan]

@mrooster09 What is your purpose?

[Tonycaveman]

@mrooster09 Get over yourself.

[kickyabutt]

@mrooster09 we are idiots. And you can go motorboat an elephant's cunt

[AliceElphabaWonka]

@mrooster09 ok omg pleaaaaase. A majority of people have no meaning, they just sit at home watching TV and don't do anything with their lives.

[scouttroop291]

that note book kill him in the end

[MorrisonEnterprise]

he's like the white Bill Cosby

[StackCityEntOfficial]

This would go great to a triphop beat just like 'Underwear Goes Inside The Pants' by Lazyboy which sampled the late Greg Giraldo.

[davidie3]

We gave it up for God and Mammon!

[sksnkton]

@davidie3 gave it up for Superstition, Patriarchy, shiny things. I think is what he meant ;)

[kaminarigaston]

Go to 3:17 hear Satan laugh!

[Dino502Run]

I'd like to know how this man feels about Minecraft... I guess it's a bit of a shallow thought on such a brilliant speech.

[rabidsi]

@Dino502Run Hey, I love Minecraft! But I suspect he'd hand you a spade and a pickaxe and tell you "Have fun, fucko!"

[AngryPenguin27]

I had a question while he was telling us all this: What exactly does he EXPECT human beings to do? Where should human be placing its efforts? What would that "flicker" of an idealist like to see for the future?

I like George's humor but negativity is what's limiting us. It leads to self-fulfilling prophecy.

[ahvostik]

@AngryPenguin27 what do you expect human beings to do?

your answer to these questions are just as valid as George's. Maybe i'm being too pessimistic (like George) but I really don't think any amount of optimism is going to change the fact that the human race's years on this planet are numbered.

[tomservo51]

I for one will never give up my binocular vision!!

[meheem]

Atheist should not use passive voice, it makes their logic very very weak and questionable

"I think humans are given great great gifts" ==> By whom ?

Just a question poped up in my mind

[Skinzarian]

@meheem Good point but I think his logical argument is tight and the provider of those gifts is the happenstance and accident he refers to.

[MrNobodyinparticular]

@meheem,

Given by our ancestors, ultimately by evolution.

[verbod]

a wise man

[khalsaAK47]

god bless george carlin. RIP

[nondescriptman]

@khalsaAK47 God bless? did you even watch the video? do you know GC?

[brokenunemployed]

its the guy from the bill and ted films

[Justicefu]

"Everybodies got a telephone that'll make pancakes and rub their balls" ....fucking genius!!!!

[Caeseur]

fuck yeah. This man know hoe to keep it real

[balderdash707]

This is kind of stupid. "Save the earth" doesn't mean "save the 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-­ton ball of iron," it means keep it in a state in which humans will still be able to survive without living in bubbles.

[deadsky80]

where do I get this cellphone he speaks of?

[theguyrocks1]

I really miss this very knowledgeable man. I am a "watcher" also myself. I am going to have I.D. cards made saying that just to pass-out maybe. ":^ )

[ButtplugClock]

Carlin died for your sins.

[JRCrowley]

If Americans really were free, intelligent and the country that was supposed to change the world forever, they would have made George Carlin President.

[plutoend99]

rogan is the next carlin

[HotnutsJesus]

24 people are in denial.

[RobbieCopple]

oh my freaking goodness

[ImHewg]

aiight dude, your right. Techonolgy is overated. Lets all go back to wiping our asses with leaves and squatting over a hole.

[cahildesigns]

so under-rated..and hopefully not under appreciated..

[oddlysexy]

I'm religious and I love George Carlin. I know it's sounds strange but he IS an awesome man. He makes people think and that doesn't happen to much now a days. Rock on George!

[lamerthenlife]

consumerism and technology destroys democracy?  orly?

[Toroa28]

George Carlin FTW

[wolf1010]

Why is everyone saying hes in hell lol?

[Brunovskist]

@IrishEddieOHara

Eddie... Grow up

[BizzaroBrian]

God AND Maman, both

[TheR1g]

God damn I love this man and I love his message, FUCK YEAH!

[L33Tspartan]

I want a cellphone that makes pancakes...

[modnarandom]

I wish George Carlin was my uncle.

[SuperMegaDew]

Thumbs up for the notebookers.

[mattisprettycool]

just incredible. This man is one of the smartest people I've ever heard had the pleasure to listen to.

[hashybongmix]

This guy is a legend. No one gives a flying f*ck about the world an they're fucking it up for everyone else so I say f**k the ignorant pricks.

[defmanz]

@hashybongmix f*ck? What the fuck! The internet is not censored''

[SirTopEmHat]

The pile of shit is too deep.

[deathstarcafe]

But I like shiny things...

[Lowstatus159]

R.I.P George, your in hell now