i changed my ringtones on my phone. when im high, so when my friends call its this song and when my parents call its something else.. haha its great (:
Colt 45 and two zig-zags, Baby thats all we need, We can go to the park after dark, Smoke that Tumbleweed, As the marijuana burns, We can take our turn, Singin them dirty rap songs, Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, And sell tapes from here to hong kong, So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stems, Feelin high as hell, Flyin through palm dale, Skatin on datin rims, So roll, roll, the 83, Cadillac coupe de ville, If my tapes and CD's just don't sell, I bet my cabby will,
dude if all whites fucked there family... be alot more of us but.. more browns and blacks then us ? hows that.. seems like ur the ones laying around fucking. blacks ,. ur all brothers and sisster ? cuzz dont no who ur daddy is .. browns fuck we don't need to talk,. you invented limo strollers.. u got kids there haven kids .. no . we don't bread like that i wish we did :) then might have a joke..
I love Afroman but i have to say he stole these rhymes from the sugerhill gang Rappers delight, listen for your self type it in on youtube and its the second one down the 14 min long one and listen from 9:30 on
got dis on maa phone. went to skool playeed it really loud turned around when it ssed we fukefd on the..... and my music teacher was there :( lukliy he as a sense of humor and walked of shaking his head
I fart kush smoke
teeznutz0 1 day ago
baught the album i was at comp school me mum went mad however she likes it now
fuckyourlove1 2 days ago
Honestly, who doesn't like this song !? Whoever doesn't proabably doesn't know how to do all this shit. Or never done it . hah LOSERS ! :)
RawrYerWorstNiteMare 2 days ago
high as fuck right now :P jack herer shit its some crazy shit.
MasterX117 1 week ago
I prefer the censored one, it's more funny... putt it's pretty grood anyway!
showtimehereiam 1 week ago
I'm a metal head but this song is sooo good!
DivineGraphicsHD 1 week ago
@DivineGraphicsHD Lol me too!:D
iseebandsforaliving 1 week ago
I want to see this in a movie...
ElzioSenpai 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
high as fuck!!!!
Paradoxx212 2 weeks ago
Colt 45 and two zig zags baby thats all we need! Fucking love this song! hah!
limitededish 2 weeks ago
if you just now heard about this song, where the fuck have you been
MrWesleysnipes1989 3 weeks ago 7
@MrWesleysnipes1989 They must of been smoking that herb ^_^
cjcjx1 2 weeks ago
i dnt mind other races i mind them using their race/skin color as leverage. thats y i might appear racist cuz theirs so damn many of those people.
The357vs911 1 month ago
Afroman CD's should be prescribed to depressed people because this guy makes you laugh like hell :L:L:L
AlibabaAB 1 month ago 4
said colt 45 and 2 zigzags
i love this song
mojobilly73 1 month ago
The like bar looks like a joint
RaynCloudMusic 1 month ago 3
lol, I normally don't listen to rap but my friends showed me this song yesterday and now I can't get it out of my head XD
Hitoshura88 1 month ago
i changed my ringtones on my phone. when im high, so when my friends call its this song and when my parents call its something else.. haha its great (:
Halo2sleker 1 month ago
That awkward moment when you see a bunch of black dudes singing outside of a gas station
Happyhooker132 1 month ago 8
I like black people, just not assholes who use skin color as an excuse to be an asshole.
moonspellfan666 1 month ago 9
lmao
ThDrkKnyt 1 month ago
crooked letter motherfuckers...bump that!
8AV8 2 months ago
19 ppl must be in the wrong neighborhood.!?
N1LB 2 months ago
lol 202020 wyswietlen ;D
MlodyKill 2 months ago 2
propa ganja smokin tune yah mon
sheffboi1 2 months ago
"but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine." LOL
dessiesandy 3 months ago 2
haha i love this song
Defcon171 3 months ago
i made the mistake of going to the censored version first...
1branston 3 months ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
of course watching it stoned.
Qitam 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Comment removed
Qitam 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Smikay 3 months ago
Comment removed
Smikay 3 months ago
Comment removed
Smikay 3 months ago
Comment removed
Smikay 3 months ago
My friend showed me this song today... i CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!! AHHH ITS SOOO WRONG BUT SO GOOD!!
BloodBender13 3 months ago
:(|) << monkey
defpotec105 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
♥ ╭━━━━╮♥╲╲╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮
╲┃╭╮╭╮┃╲╲┃ I Love This song!!! :X
┗┫┏━━┓┣┛╲╰┳╮
╲┃╰━━╯┃━━━╯╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯
╲╰┳━━┳╯╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲
╲╲┛╲╲┗╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲ ╲
GodplaYRapJoint 3 months ago
yee my game was frozen but when i played this song it roll'd good :p !
AlmostRuined 3 months ago
Not sure if this is a coincidence but I started to listen to this song at 4:20 P.M
LiqhterCA 3 months ago
haha you no bout the hawian tities got that punch
MrsLover1230 3 months ago
HAHAHA. Ive heard that "Suck My Dick" Part has been used so many times
Slayer999Demon 3 months ago
love this damn song!
sidhes626 3 months ago
afroman for president :)
DMANBAKIES 3 months ago
man i loves te weed,marijuana.and fcking tobacco fuck man im high every day
sucribe 3 months ago
as the marijuana burns we can take our turns!
i love weed<3
Nemorzuz 3 months ago 2
*sniffs* wooo .. good morning ladies ;) LOL
jtwac510 3 months ago
fuck vevo!
andras23 4 months ago 2
Good morning ladies!
Boetenkloetsen 4 months ago
vevo is like 30 secs :P
989musiclover 4 months ago
Comment removed
MrAlastair10 4 months ago 2
singin them crazy rap songs
mara4396 5 months ago
beautiful song
freder332 5 months ago
@TheCPTV dude I said I was just saying so shut up.
msboys1000 5 months ago
im just getting loaded bumping my boy cant wait tell you come back to cali g :") smuggle me in da bomb backstage :)
GRANDPAGANJA 5 months ago
dude if all whites fucked there family... be alot more of us but.. more browns and blacks then us ? hows that.. seems like ur the ones laying around fucking. blacks ,. ur all brothers and sisster ? cuzz dont no who ur daddy is .. browns fuck we don't need to talk,. you invented limo strollers.. u got kids there haven kids .. no . we don't bread like that i wish we did :) then might have a joke..
GRANDPAGANJA 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
TheCPTV 5 months ago
14 people are obviously members of the KKK and Afroman fucked their daughters.
Laurenisthejoker 5 months ago 171
@Laurenisthejoker and two just joined :P
potatoe3343 3 months ago
@Laurenisthejoker it's even funnier the fact tht u have 14 likes
Milhouse218 3 months ago
@Laurenisthejoker he done did 2 more now
MrsLover1230 3 months ago
@Laurenisthejoker make that 19 raciest ppl
starless52 2 months ago
@Laurenisthejoker
WTF!!!! Why does everything have to be about race, just because ppl don't like this song, you pull the "the race" card...GET A LIFE!!!!
LilDirtyGrl03 1 month ago
@LilDirtyGrl03 I'm pretty sure they were referencing the song.
BlackhawksRBallin 1 month ago
@Laurenisthejoker Nice and how could people be hating on this song? Its bad...ass and catchy; as Hell.
Justice12884 1 month ago in playlist Music 8
@OllieGee333 you spelled thumbs wrong.just saying.
msboys1000 5 months ago
@msboys1000 Who cares?
TheCPTV 5 months ago
Comment removed
msboys1000 4 months ago
i love this song.
Lbeelove 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Sometimes i pretend to be a carrot...
6xXmonsterXx9 5 months ago
im from the wight land but im black and i wish i met afro man
omglolomg153 5 months ago 2
Haha!
101tomboyz 5 months ago
13 people are from the white land and put their houses up for sale when Afroman walked through there
metalcorehead 6 months ago
@metalcorehead I'm from the white land and I invited afroman in for some kush and some hoes.
NO1GIVESAFUCK 5 months ago 53
Comment removed
metalcorehead 6 months ago
Comment removed
metalcorehead 6 months ago
i listen to this while playing monopoly. =/
deadlycatthefirst 6 months ago
the like and dislike bar looks like a in-use cigaret
mikaelaccord199 6 months ago
@mikaelaccord199 looser
areyoucereal100 6 months ago
still smoking on this song!thumb up if u do the same!
696Behemoth 6 months ago 3
Afroman sir, this WILL be selling
TheBobesin 6 months ago
feelin high as hell listen 2 it all da time
daydreampictures11 6 months ago
thanks to the 11 cops that lighted Afroman's joint!
gabrydober 6 months ago 3
11 people took a fine girl home that had a dick bigger than mine
lilmwa97 6 months ago 5
best song evah!!!
Jaimytheman12 6 months ago
old school
AdarH1 7 months ago
i love this fucking song
annabananahahn 7 months ago
No.
sallaayx 7 months ago
Fuck Yeah! this is DA SHIT!
sendmorecoffeesp 7 months ago
Look 11 ppl mist the like
MrExplodingmuffin 7 months ago
0:35
l2o2z 7 months ago
Like The Video and add more weed to afroman's joint! :D
SparksTheRater 7 months ago 6
afro man what a legend lol usually ruined with the cencered but this song is awsome
dancotton2003 7 months ago
@jacklad00 everyone knew afroman was high
ninjamoding 7 months ago 3
then her tittes busted open with hawaiian punch XD
ninjamoding 7 months ago
the dislike bar look like a sparked up blunt
KlDSWAGG 7 months ago
Comment removed
metalcorehead 7 months ago
i want an afro now >:D
PlayR28 8 months ago
@jacklad00 thats the stupidest question ive ever heard... of course he was...
whitneydavis18 8 months ago
8 Niggaz dunno what a morning with ladies Haha.
Favelerrr 8 months ago
i now wanna get high
...
DrunkYeti1 8 months ago
@DrunkYeti1 i cn hook you up
asienadam96 8 months ago
@DrunkYeti1 i can hook you up
asienadam96 8 months ago
this would be nuts at a funeral. all the old people shit faced and singing along XD
jansenryan3 8 months ago 4
you fuck alot ogf girls hahahahaha
montyman1994 8 months ago
this song is for people who like to have fun
suntman2011 9 months ago 4
click 1 to hear "yo ho"
cmanify 9 months ago
press 1-2-3-4 sort of quick in a row. "You're homeboy's pussy sells that tumbleweed."
DumbVidsIMadeForAlex 9 months ago 3
lest all just get fucked up and the bong
leviharrington123 9 months ago
lets all just gey hi
leviharrington123 9 months ago
Lol I Remember Listening To This Song With My ExBestie Ryan xD
tokiohotellover922 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
thumbs up if you where gonna like this, but saw the 420 likes and left it like that!
OllieGee333 9 months ago
thums up if you where gonna like this, but saw the 420 likes and left it like that!
OllieGee333 9 months ago 58
@OllieGee333 im gonna give that a tumbs down cause i saw 860 likes not 420...nice try btw i understand what you are saying
sucribe 3 months ago
Awesome
olaf445 9 months ago
7 people's pussies are no good
mvpsports1997 10 months ago 3
keep presing 2 and tell ne what you hear
jacobwalker4u 10 months ago 5
Comment removed
AllDayEveryDay1234 9 months ago
great song
imkilerr 10 months ago
this tune is fucking amazing
bobfed12 10 months ago 2
I love Afroman but i have to say he stole these rhymes from the sugerhill gang Rappers delight, listen for your self type it in on youtube and its the second one down the 14 min long one and listen from 9:30 on
ISLANDairsofter 10 months ago
song for players....and WEED....:D
usy94 10 months ago
song for players....and WEED....:D
usy94 10 months ago
fukin unreal
shaunaghh7 10 months ago
got dis on maa phone. went to skool playeed it really loud turned around when it ssed we fukefd on the..... and my music teacher was there :( lukliy he as a sense of humor and walked of shaking his head
xloveoflife99x 11 months ago 3
this song is awesome when your high, or buzzed on hookah xdDD
ThisUsernamePwnsBTW 11 months ago
finnaly full and uncersored vesion
Icecoldkillerx 11 months ago 6
YEAH EPIC SONG
samsocool1 11 months ago 4
the mothafucka whooped my ass all night!! lol
chandler15467 11 months ago
Ive never heard this much swearing in 6 mins.......MAN ITS FUCKIN AWESOME!
canonballs123 11 months ago 3
@canonballs123 feel like a grown up, eh?
SuiCideTheCrazyOne 11 months ago 4
"WOOO!!! Good morning ladies!!!"
AVeryPotterFreak 1 year ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO
Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?
Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!
Originally made by GlassPaperBag
Thumbs up to keep this at top of the page
RugbyNerd29 1 year ago
yay for non vevo version
SMACKaHOEproductions 1 year ago 378
i dont get the 1st joke
is he making fun of asians???
MrRangaman 1 year ago
@MrRangaman he is saying it smells like fish...like a girls twat
SMACKaHOEproductions 1 year ago
@MrRangaman ahahahahaha
lazio20roe 1 year ago
i dont get the 1st joke
MrRangaman 1 year ago
@MrRangaman he is saying it smells like fish...like a girls twat
SMACKaHOEproductions 1 year ago
FUCKING TUNE LOVE IT
shakeyjakey96 1 year ago
because i got high
tehemonkey 1 year ago
6 People got they ass whopped by a racist father.
Somekid420 1 year ago
@assawesome.
Yes It Is Fella! Crazy Rap Is The Explicit Version
And Colt 45 Is The Clean Version! :)
SurreyYouthDarts 1 year ago
this song definitly isnt explicit
outplayed1 1 year ago
6 people are racist...
WaRRiioRz 1 year ago
This song will never stop being funny.
ApesMcCoy 1 year ago
God morning Ladys!!
LoL
MBKSKANABIS 1 year ago
6 people havent gotten laid yet
kennydie10 1 year ago 6
This is the shit!
becdoola 1 year ago
"i gave her my secret blend of herbs & spices" lmao xD
bibaby07 1 year ago 2
love this song
kazza0704 1 year ago
get high and listen to this song ! <3
DangelzOwnz 1 year ago 6
@EuroscapePkFTW tumbleweed cunt
supahflaih 1 year ago
im requesting that this be played at my funeral
ctbd23 1 year ago 197
@ctbd23 lmao
brwnblakpower6 8 months ago
@ctbd23 birthday,christmas too!!!!!
KAAOTIKKILLER666 8 months ago
@ctbd23 hahaha ikr
rootbeergod4 8 months ago
@ctbd23 Couldn't have said it better myself! Afroman <3
nkf58fku 6 months ago
6 people live in east side palmdale
jd757xy 1 year ago
Who tha fuck diss liked this ???????????? fuck them XD Afroman forever XD
pyrotec101 1 year ago 4
dude, its COLD 45 as in the liquor. not a colt 45. what do u think there all holding in the music video?
ballindude22 1 year ago
@ballindude22 The malted liquor is called "Colt 45", so it is Colt45
ehackster 1 year ago
@ballindude22 cold 45......its colt dumbass its a malt liquor dont try to act like you fucking know what u talking about
fattyfatman95 1 year ago
@ballindude22 yous a dumb bitch
MrTheHerbalist 1 year ago
badass. this guy is a fuckin' player.
7399me 1 year ago
im thinkin of playin this at my graduation
scorpian805 1 year ago 3
this song is sickage
MattSeaman118 1 year ago
Badass bassline. Whoop whoop
BaasOzan 1 year ago
I think I like this one more than because I got high
V904T 1 year ago
hell yeah!!!!!
85hmps 1 year ago
"Met this girl from Oklahoma, put that pussy in a coma" LMAO
thechosen2010 1 year ago 2
this is fucking colt 45 lol
fattyfatman95 1 year ago
@fattyfatman95 The name of the song is on the front of the damn single in this video and the back of the album. It's called Crazy Rap.
slimshady0297 1 year ago
@slimshady0297 its colt 45......slimshady wow whiteboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get the fuck out of here with that bullshit
fattyfatman95 1 year ago
@fattyfatman95 Keep telling yourself that.
slimshady0297 1 year ago