FULL METAL JACKET FUNNY

[lickmeballs44]

hahaha your now pvt snowball do u like that name sir yes sir well there is something u wont like they dont serve fried chicken and watermelon everyday lol

[averagefuzz]

well thank you very much can i be i charge for a while

[jzama85]

the guy is funny and says the exact words in the exact needed tone, because he was once a maggot, and became a "Nam" war veteran.

[lonerider92]

1 person got PT'd until their ass was sucking butter milk.

[lonerider92]

1 person got PT'd until their ass was sucking butter milk.

[IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

the best line

[11AfroNinja]

is that you john wayne?

is it me?

[Webtek2]

Gives me a hard-on everytime I hear this. Semper-Fi Baby.

[BigBearBrady]

Chesty Puller would be proud.

[34matthewhoward]

lol that is my dad how he hell and tells me off

[AJ627]

He forgot to say "spic" ;P (i'm mexican btw)

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

@AJ627

He did. "Greaser" is the alternate put-down for hispanics.

Niggers- blacks

Kikes- Jews

Wops- unclear...technically stands for "without papers"

Greasers- mexicans

[AJ627]

@MarlboroKnightHawk I thought greasers were a clique who whore tight jeans and cover their hair with grease, (hence the name) you know from "The Outsider" and "Grease". thats what i thought he ment :P

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

@AJ627

Normally it is lol. but in this scenerio he was using racial/ethnic slurs. that kind of Greaser can be any race lol.

I dont think he hated Ponyboy lol

[KimGyunAh]

I JUST DISLIKED THIS D:

[SPATFRAK]

omg i like this dude,wish i could do beers with him , he's hilarious :))

[Hax9]

lol !

You'd best un-fuck yourself !

[airsoftguy85rocks]

you are not even human fucking beings

lol

listen to how he emphasizes on the word "fucking"

[gunner4usmc]

Damn...makes me kinda homesick. Parris Island 1961. Platoon 239.

[PS3fanboyclaycdc]

WHOS THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SH*T TWINKLE TOED C*CK SUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT

[leaksson93]

why havent i watched this movie? :O

[drummerboynano17]

lol u r all equally worthless haha

[krisx15]

SIR TO KILL

[TheAvatar15]

WHO SAID THAT??!! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!!!?

[raheemisbad]

THUNDER TORRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Karletto555]

do you maggets understnd that?!

[ILuvDeliciousCake]

"I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

[Bertramsharpshot]

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[mando267]

You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!" XD He's a funny guy

[the2eyedcyclops]

they dnt serve fried chicken and watermelon in my messhall!! ahahah tv racism,

[george21021994]

you know he ad libbed all this...genius

[samthepimp420]

lol, he went ape shit on them xD

[futuresoldier7]

lol i like when the drill serg says "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT" its so unique and vulgar :] nice vid :D

[STARjess14]

"the fairy fucking godmother said it "

[ThaAlkaholik13]

"In here you're all equally worthless." Rofl.

[djrotten]

ENGLISH ARMY WAS ALOT HARDER IN THE 50-60'S LOL! USA compared to the uk was nothing since your army is massive and ours was small we treated our people worse lol so 1 soldier in the uk was like 10 us soldiers lol.We are still the best trained army in the world lol.

[TheMentosMan13]

lol, better than Marines? That's a good joke! :D

[djrotten]

I'm being serious our armies are small.Our marines are better than usa marines!

[TheMentosMan13]

I beg to differ, but than again, I am from the US.

[TripleNipple3]

Yeah right. The Royal Marines look like pansies next to the US Marines. This is not actually how boot camp was or is. Turst me, any civilian looks at this and thinks "wow thats insane" and anyone who is a Marine looks at this and laughs. Trust me its much harder. Plus nothing in this movie makes you feel how it is to be a recruit being screamed at by the killhat. Bottom line is our training is harder, but it turns out better fighters.

[Zerlot]

The Royal Marines are trained a bit harder than US Marines...it's a fact. I have looked it up, but remember that these are just minimum requirements. Marines, wherever you are in the world, always strive to be better than they can physically and mentally be so who knows? Every marine is different, some are weaker or stronger than others no matter where you are.

[PCC9]

lmao yeah especially in the American Revolutionary War.

Yeah u guys kicked ass

[Zerlot]

Show me a real video of 1 UK soldier sparring with and taking out a US soldier and I'll believe you.

[alexgorman13]

Snowball likes to yell

[alecs1313]

sgt hartman is gonna die..

[metalcharger17]

anyone know where to find the sound clips from this movie?

[hammer326]

what movie is this im renting it this weekend.

[waztrekl]

full metal jacket

[frostingm05]

look at the title "full metal jacket"

[lollyjollyrodger]

my favorite line:

Hell I like you!

you can come over to my house & fuck my sister!

[alfonso2554]

My favorite line is:

"YOU'RE NOTHING BUT ONLY AN UNORGANIZED GRABASTIC PEICES OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT."

[glempa5]

nope, its ''WHERE ARE YOU FROM? SIR,TEXAS,SIR!

HOLY DOGSHIT!!'' xD

[jduran1995]

@lollyjollyrodger My favorite, "I'VE GOT YOUR NAME, I'VE GOT YOUR ASS!!!"

[WoodsballCOH]

The military has changed since the 60s, people are just retarded

[warrockownz]

sir to kill sir!

[bigracin16969]

I love how every different branch is better than the other. Grow the fuck up please! We all have our different duties and every branch works with side by side with each other and there is no branch that is any better or worse than the other. Marines go and kill, Army goes and kills, Airforce and Navy do the airstrikes when its a little too hostile on the ground for everyone. We all have spec ops and they all go to the same training. we all do our part in some way, shape, or form.

[ShardedFire]

note to self....dont join the army....military....air force is alrite....navy...etc.

[SoldierCyfix]

note to YOURSELF Shut the fuck up and never speak unless you have somethging reasonable to say!

join USAF? ok so your a pussy who thinks the air force is "safe", no military branch is safe, unless your working office

[sassysimpson]

Shut the fuck up and get a fucking sense of humor.

[SoldierCyfix]

i have a good sense of humor, that was just not funny

[nnorris1980]

Its funny if youve actually been in boot camp. Now shut up you fucking kid.

[randomgirl007]

how tall are you private?! 5'9"... i didnt know they stacked shit that tall!!!

[ChibiSamurai]

I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. *punch*

[manopike]

....THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT! OUT-FUCKING-STANDING! I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU DIE! What do you mean, this shit's funny as hell.

[warmadscot]

hows this funny?

[SoldierCyfix]

your sence of humor died....

[wrightjosh8]

if you make a video on the sargent making those chants with his privates up and down the quarters then i'll make a comment

[13DuBs13]

ur a fag.