The Hunger

[LupineL00pine]

This my friend, is genius. Another gem I haven't seen till now. Shame on me... shame I say.

[XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX]

I just can't stay away from this video XD

[denitson777]

It never gets old :)

[LittleShiela]

I needed to watch this again after a bad day at work. 5 Stars!

[Strifezilla]

why the fuck would someone 1 star this? this should be 5 stars damn bots

[novanine]

5*s

[JimmerSD]

5ed

[denitson777]

5*****STARS.

[denitson777]

5STARS

[mystimayhem]

5 star underdog here to for the rescue *5 stars*

[denitson777]

When's the third one coming?,you gonna make another one,right?......right?

[Evyn545]

That was hilarious. I remember why i subscribed in the first place XD

[krumbine]

thanks!

[ibrahimsuheyl]

WHAT THE FUCK.

I just realised the comment I made on this mother of all brilliance of a video never went through, and here I was in my own little world full of pretty fairies and rainbows thinking Krumbine's prolly feeling all warm and fuzzy inside reading my comment.

My sincerest apologies, m'Lord. You're as asinine as they come, yet quite possibly the most genius of all whom God meant for Youtube.

Yes. I just had to say that.

[krumbine]

Cue the warm and fuzzy feelings.

[denitson777]

About krumbine...you either love him or hate him,but there is not middle point,And you better believe it,He won't go unnoticed

[denitson777]

lame-osity,hahaha,somebody just got krumbined !

[krumbine]

that guy has been krumbined so many times in the past 24 hours, he needs a long hot bath and a VERY strong cologne.

And a priest.

Or a rabbi.

Possibly a shot of penicillin.

[denitson777]

Im starting to feel bad for him,there is not coming back from that!

[denitson777]

Or the pope!

[krumbine]

In my head, I am.

All night long.

And during the day, too.

[Strifezilla]

LMAO, you remind me of my friend. You even look like him. Great narration :)

[krumbine]

wait a minute .... do I know you??

[Strifezilla]

other than appearing in all my dreams and following 10 steps behind you everyday, i dont think so :O

[krumbine]

I know ... I would totally hate being around me all day.

[fancyrants]

ugh.

[krumbine]

do you need a jacket or something? Cause your lame-osity is starting to show through.

That's right. Lame-osity. The inherent characteristic of the Lame People.

That's right. Lame People. They're like Pod People, but with even less emotional capabilities.

[fancyrants]

even in comments YOU TRY WAY TOO HARD. double ugh.

[krumbine]

AMAZING!!! So it is true, you literally have NO LIFE whatsoever!

Dude, I heard the rumors but I didn't want to believe it. You have my sincerest condolences. Kinda.

[fancyrants]

how is it I have no life? do tell. LOVE to hear it. the fact that I responded so quickly perhaps?

well, dummy, guess what? I'm sitting at my desk WORKING. yes, out of my home office. your stupid ass left a comment. my e-mail "dinged". I read your comment and replied. then, BAM, right back to work. um, sorry, you lose.

[krumbine]

how is it I have LOSE? do tell. LOVE to hear it. the fact that I REMAIN GROSSLY UNAFFECTED BY YOUR EXTREME LAME-OSITY?

well, dummy, guess what? I'm sitting at my HOME WORKING. yes, out of my home office. your stupid ass left a comment. my e-mail "dinged". I read your LAME comment and replied. then, BAM, THIS TURNED INTO A PERFECT COMMENT FOR THE NARRATOR.

(sorry for the edit on your comment ... I just got a little bored with your routine, so I thought I'd spiff it up a little.)

[fancyrants]

***EXHIBIT B***

[krumbine]

DUDE! You JUST said I was trying too hard. That last comment was, like, the epitome of laziness!

[fancyrants]

no. it was PERFECTION. I rest my case.

[krumbine]

Aw, shucks ... I knew I'd win you over!

[krumbine]

Also, if you really are working, I think it's AMAZING that I--little ol' ME--am actually contributing to your lack of productivity.

Shhh ... don't ruin it for me ....

[denitson777]

this one is a killer,let the killing spree start!

[krumbine]

*sigh*

... okay.

Just let me put a new blade on the chainsaw. The old blade still has zombie parts stuck between its teeth.

ZOINKS!

[missuscake]

hahaha bravo that was great

[Theonlinelaw]

this one is so f....  good

[JOGO]

hah! that was pretty funny. i'll make you a sandwich!

[krumbine]

A JOGO sandwich?? SWEET.  I'm moving up in the world ;)

[babeokelly]

I search for something to say.Was I amused or simply entertained for 2.34 minutes.should I comment on his acting ability.Darn the phone rings,why? who? I ask myself.Answering machine will pick this call up.Most think of the perfect comment,or do I give up and put my old stand by comment-awesome no that is for singers.I well sound like a pot head ,in this case.Cool-no old pot head.Funny I'll sound like a snob.Ok running out of space 5 Stars-I likey

[depointless]

haha

damn krumbine.. you are a genius

[krumbine]

But I'm not Antonio Banderas sexy. To me, that's a handicap.

Maybe Zach Braff sexy?

*sigh*

[Gimmeabreakman]

There was NOTHING good on TV!

[depointless]

sup v!

[bell02]

I love it! Excellent! I was at the edge of my seat throughout the whole video!

[NapalmXD]

Sorry can't see the hole thing. I am not at home.

[krumbine]

It will be waiting for you. And when you're finished, it will even clean up afterwards.  Just be sure to compliment it, say nice things, and please--for the love of god--offer to cuddle when you're done.

[NapalmXD]

*Hug*

[dananddanfilms]

Great stuff Krumbine, this is a superb concept that has far to go... It's kind of catching too, he wrote, as he pondered the 372 remaining characters in the white comment box before him; it was only a comment box, sure, but it stared back at him with a strange, quiet intent. He glanced at the clock. It-

Aaagh! No! Ahem. Sorry about that.

[krumbine]

Alright now, that's taking it a whole level of awkwardness ... which, of course, is brilliant!

[maartenruetten]

I love this series. Nice camera work and angles too!

[krumbine]

This one intentionally captured all of the camera work that I felt was lacking in the first.

[FalconNeko]

very well acted ..im not much of a fan for them B&W art school vids but you do it much better than most youtubers with 10 times the subs than you...so mate keep at it you will get there

[krumbine]

OOH! Stabbed in the back ... how COULD you?

A comparison to art/film school videos?

Diabolical fiend ... thy name is FalconNeko!

[FalconNeko]

lol like a rushy dagger to the heart

[ooolong9]

wow... you talk more than my step-son.  that is funny.

[krumbine]

yes, but does your step-son live in a black and white world?

If yes, I suggest seeking medication. That's just not right.

[benzone50]

excellent! keep em' coming.

[krumbine]

demands! ack!

great, now I have expectations to live up to ...

[benzone50]

no pressure dude. im not one of those who demands more entertainment. just a little support.

its great stuff! ben.

[solidgold451]

good man really good

[krumbine]

what can I say ... I'm part man-beast, part creative genius, and part pansy. The flower, not the pussy.

[novanine]

"It was a fair request, sustainance in exchange for silence". Genius line! But I fear you are going to go very hungry.

I love this overdramatic triviality. The sound quality seems a little low though - just a little harmless, and hopefully helpful, constructive criticism - maybe it was an effect you were going for?

[krumbine]

I shoot the whole thing on a Flip minoHD. You're right, the audio isn't great ... but it's a lot better than it could be ;)

[novanine]

Hope you don't mind me pointing it out. It doesn't diminish my enjoyment of your work one iota and, though I don't voice my love for you as vociferously as Ibrahim, I still worship thee! haha

[krumbine]

not at all ... one day I will have sufficient amounts of expendable income to buy all the necessary toys to record good audio.

In the meantime, this Flip camcorder is crazy versatile.

[JimmerSD]

This character if the BEST! So funny! Next chapter 'That expanding feeling'

[krumbine]

What's really frightening is that I put almost no work whatsoever into writing this character. I just shift a gear in my head and--BAM--Narrator city.

[JimmerSD]

What really frightens me is that my most popular stuff takes about 10 seconds to conceive and 2 minutes to film. I can't figure it out.

[hoogpah]

the perfect sequel,i loved it.well done sir.

[krumbine]

Yes ... now I have to make one more and then I can get to work on the prequels!

... but not before I "digitally enhance" the original trilogy.

[boyANDgurl]

5 for your eyebrows who seem to be the real unsung hero in this episode!

[krumbine]

Heroes. Plural. Cause there's two of them.

And they're the unsung heroes in EVERY video.

DUDE.

[boyANDgurl]

are you almost sorta tryin to talk down to me??

hmm... :D

[LittleShiela]

The face at 0:31 seconds scared me. Seriously. XD

[krumbine]

You should see all the faces that DIDN'T make it into the final cut. I have a tendency to excessively facially-gesticulate before and after each line.

And yes, that's a technical term.

[denitson777]

I just can't get enough !

[krumbine]

I'm only too happy to oblige!

(but let's keep that on the DL ... don't want to raise too many unnecessary expectations)

[denitson777]

ohoho,I was waiting for this!

[krumbine]

And you were very nearly the sole inspiration for it. I say nearly because I knew I needed to make a second video, and then I realized I really wanted a sandwich.

[krumbine]

Excellent! Anything that inspires new words MUST be good.